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victorazy: Na mumu u be, so football na staged. Black African man dey her dey know wetin dey hapen for yanke, na u get sense pass those ppl wey dey pay ticket go watcham "is sports, entertainment" they r trained to execute d moves safely to avoid death "abi u no wan Drogba play ball again" why football ref dey issue Red card? MUMU

See how you take display ur mumuness for general public. Werein concern Wrestling with football for this matter.
And not to know say wrestling (WWE) be well planned and calcuallated stage show for ur age (wey information brekete for internet) na pity.

Sleekydee: Normal level....Person don buy Phone for alaba market b4, as e dey go ous inside molue d fone turn fufu 4 him pocket...African Science, FG shud fund d research...hehehehe.

Hahaha! Joker!!

That same thing happened to me o! Though my own no be pension money (infact, na small money). We call it "one chance".
@all. Just be carefull of entering busses with only one chance left in the front. The day it happened to me was the day i first heard of "one chance". Now that you re opportuned on NL, watch out!

Emmadani: broda, all eleven player 4 spain go score hatrick,even kipper go score3 hatrick...Spain unda 21 team go beat dis taiti like 15:0....!Tahiti team had only 1 professional futbala.D rest 22 are made of of student and skul teachers.Google it.

Thanks for the info. Now that makes me wanna koboko our players the more. Them fall my hand. We should ve scored more goals. At least, Mikel should ve used this opportunity to score a goal after not haven scored a goal in centuries.
However, na team them carry come. Best of where them come from. Even if na okpa sellers, e no matter. Team na team. And the better team always wins.
That been said, we need to wake up seriously.

Someone shared this story on Twitter, and I just
had to share it here.
1. Cos it actually happened!!
Then secondly, what would you have done if
you were this man. Guys, this is sooo..... I will let you decide how to
describe this story. Please read on. According to Femiid, I logged on Facebook and a childhood friend
sent me a chat! After chatting for like one hr,
we decided to hook for drinks later that
night.
Fortunately or unfortunately, he stays not
too far from my house. So he said he would pick me from my house so he can know
where I live. He came and we decided that I go to know
his own house too before going for a couple
of drinks. On our way to his house, he asked if..I
remember one babe like this that stayed in
our
neighbourhood back then.. "Oh yes I
remember" guy na my wife be that o! She
dey house now. Ha, great! But guy you bad o.. How you take
see the babe marry, men na long story.. We
approached his house and went to his
apartment door. His phone rang and it was his wife, so he
pickd it up and said 'babe I am at the door'
he turned to me and said his wife's mother
was around. On getting to the door, he pressed the bell,
turned his head and was still talking to me.
When the door opened.. *sighs* The wife came out with a frying pan and
smashed it on his head, with another one to
the face. Guy fell flat on the floor. She was
screaming! So you have impregnated my sister! Blood
was gushing out of the guy's head. D babes
mother came out holding the wife saying "
ode ni suru' (fool, be patient) I looked at the guys head.. See blood! He got
up dazed! He said 'mo fun tani loyun' asking
I impregnated who? Wife screamed you are
dead o. Guy was badly bleeding.. Spat out a broken
tooth. I just stand freeze for there. Mother in law goes inside to bring out babes
sister and said oya repeat what you told me
in front of him. Babe's sister said.. ' I was lying ni o' I only
said he was the one when the beating my
sister was giving me was too much! I
unfreeze. The mother said ha mogbe! Guy was still
bleeding badly! At this time he couldn't even
say anything. The wife came out from where ever she
went to and the mother said 'Oni Tunde ko
lo fun owun ni Oyun o' modaran! (She said
Tunde didn't get her pregnant) Wife looked at the husband and looked at
the sister., ngbo? Tunde ko lo fun e loyun'?
(You mean Tunde didn't get you
pregnant?) Sister said oti (no), she pointed 2 houses
away and said her boyfriend that stays
there did and started pleading that the sister
shouldn't go there to cause a scene.. Meanwhile, my guy still dey bleed seriously.
He just said pls take me to the hospital... I just stand there dey look.. He gave me his
car key and said I should just take him to
the hospital.. After many turning and description, we got
there and they had to stitch the guys head..
Left him there after he was admitted and
sedated. Gave the doctor his car key and jejely carry
bike go my own house. Been speaking to him over the phone but I
don't want to ask about his wife.. And I am
not sure I will step into that compound
again! You could see the anguish in the mother in
laws face.. She just kept on screaming 'I
have told you to be patient" see what u
have done?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2013/06/woman-smashes-husbands-head-with-frying.html?m=1

Yomieluv: go back to you school,and demand for a refund of your school fees.

I'm actually wondering where the "gbagun" is in his post. Abi na you suppose go collect refund for ur school sef.

Meanwhile, the gal is sure brave but then, as much as we give credit to the lil gal for her bravery, we should also consider the points most ppl pointed not here - what if this is a case of a mistaken identity? The story said the killing of her parents happened in the 9t ("accusing him of being among those who
slaughtered her father and mother in the dead of the night about nine
months ago". Could it be she never really got a clear image of the bad guys?
Whatever the case is, thank God he wasn't lynched before the popo guys whisked him away cos e for bad if it turned out he was innocent.
Something close to that happened in Jos too. When COCIN headquater was bombed by BH, an innocent christian, member of the same church was lynched to death cos someone accused him of been a BH guy. He was later identified by other church members but then, it was too late as he was dead already.
MORAL: Jungle justice bad o!

[quote author=style$co]Didn't bother reading the documentary you wrote up there.
Just scrolled down for pictures which I didn't see [/quote]Sowi o!

nikkyshyne: Same here. So disappointed

Now you can get the pix

babyosisi: If our country was decent will Nigerians flee to places or greener pasture collecting insults here and there
May all these past leaders get their due rewards

You don ask the oyibos for we country why them no remain for them papa land to hammer?

dplomaticVal: Its no big deal if
d little boy consented to it
afteral sm peeps do pay huge
sums 2 gt one

A 3yr old can't be said to ve consented to. Even most teenager won't be said to ve been until age 18.

Kenyan MPs 'agree to lower salaries'

Kenya's MPs have agreed to drop their annual salary by $45,000 ($28,700) to $75,000 following a public outcry, a government-appointed body has said.
The MPs would receive a car allowance of around $58,000, for agreeing to the cut, the Salaries and Remuneration Commission (SRC) said.
On Tuesday, protesters in the capital, Nairobi, denounced MPs as "MPigs".
MPs voted for a $120,000 annual salary in May, in defiance of the wishes of the SRC and President Uhuru Kenyatta.
'Trade-off'
They argued they deserved the amount because they worked hard and gave financial help to their constituents.
But their decision sparked national outrage as the MPs are among the highest paid in the world and the average income in Kenya is around $1,800 a year.
MPs agreed to the pay cut of nearly 40% in "fruitful" talks held with them, the SRC said.
The 416 MPs would receive a one-off car grant of around $58,000,as it was a "more viable option" than giving each of them a chauffeur-driven car, the SRC added,AFP news agency reports.
The MPs would also receive hefty pension benefits, it reports.
MPs in the previous parliament awarded themselves a $107,000 retirement bonus in one of the last sessions before the election.
The package also provided them with an armed guard, a diplomatic passport and access to airport VIP lounges.
Kenya held presidential and parliamentary elections in March.
The SRC and the president can only recommend how much MPs should earn - they cannot take a decision.

http://mobile.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22881161

[quote author=IGBO-SON]^^^Precisely! I'm sure if you were to do a poll of who imitated MJ when young and who didn't, you'd likely find at least 60% of dudes 'fessing up! The difference between us and Peter is that he wasn't shy to show his moves to others on stage.....and that's the mark of an entertainer!

I still can't get that MJ spin right to this day.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFs7EvuCXJ8[/quote]Omo! You sure say that spine no need some small black magic power?

Blazey J: All those haters,mak i jux tel una say nigeria is on a 19 match unbeaten streak...beta dan any oda country in Africa...And moreova we stil stand a pretty chance of qualifyin frm d group
Nigeria 9pts
Malawi 7pts

9ija ppl no the gree watch we match na so no fear. Stadium go do reach us wey still be good and strong supporters of the Super Eagles.

See how much negative comments this thread is generating. Kai! It pains to loose ur virginity fa. See the vexing comments. I'm sure if most of you could get it back, you would be so glad. I sure understand ur reasons.

Rooneyboy: What r u saying

So as long as it was a Nigerian police that was in that vehicle, I don't give a damn if any life was lost.

Two things are involved here.
Either you re a criminal (yet to be caught)
Or
Planning to be one.

Whichever it is, my advice to you is to change and luv the police force. Yes! We got bad eggs in them too but good ones sure exist.

Rooneyboy: What r u saying

So as long as it was a Nigerian police that was in that vehicle, I don't give a damn if any life was lost.

Two things are involved here.
Either you re a criminal (yet to be caught)
Or
Planning to one

Policewoman: I will recommend the basic option landrover defender for use of the Police in Nigeria, instead of these toy cars.

I'm pretty sure you don't know how much the kinda vehicle you re suggesting would cost.

Okija juju: The story shock me sha...

The Nigerian Police I know, would have opened fire on that SUV immediately it started running from them. And to think that the criminals opened fire on the Nigerian Police and came out of that alive is shocking.

Open fire on the SUV as it was taking off abi? Later you would be the first to comment on how unprofessional they acted.

Make una no vex! She looks ugly here o! I used to think she is pretty fa (abi my just open?).

I saw this on NL dated as far back as 2006. It sure is an interesting topic for discussion as loads of ladies took turns to "yarn" out their mind. It didn't generate much traffic then (as only a few 9ija ppl used NL at the time). So, i ve brought it back here to get ur opinions.

" Hey people,
this is one issue that causes tension between
husbands and wives. in this part of the world, it
is usually custom to have ones extended family
co- habiting with a married couple. the couple at
times is left with little or no privacy. it could be from the lady's part or the man's part. hey, air
your views".

https://www.nairaland.com/4663/mother-inlaw-sister-inlaw-living-u-more

booqee: the women who still dey allow this man fcck them are stewpid! More dan 10 kids but u still spread ur shitty legs for him and got preg?! Dis foolish women need to get their head checked. But the crazy dude na fine boy sha

Babe! Me ma fine o! Plus i never get any kiddo yet.
We fit connect?

Turned on the TV this morning and it was on CNN. Ok! Let me see whatz happening around the globe before i switch back to our home station and get the good, bad and ugly news - especially the winning on Boko guys.
What the hell? So this guy thinks he would be better as a lady then decides to do what it takes. After been recognised as a hero fa.
If only men were God(s).

Washington: A decorated former US Navy SEAL is now living life as a woman after undergoing
hormone therapy and has written about her
gender struggle in a new memoir titled "Warrior
Princess." Kirsten Beck has published an eBook recounting
her inner turmoil while she served in the all-male
SEAL Team 6, which she retired from months
before the unit killed Al Qaeda leader Osama bin
Laden at his Pakistan hideout in 2011. Beck's book comes more than two years since
Congress repealed a ban on openly homosexual
troops serving in the American military. But openly
transgender men and women are still barred from
service and activists hope the memoir could help
lift the prohibition. The book went on sale on Saturday on
Amazon.com and has the subtitle, "A US Navy
SEAL's Journey to Coming out Transgender," with a
cover photo of Beck looking like the quintessential
SEAL warrior in the field, complete with bushy
beard, dark sunglasses and a camouflage uniform. To Beck's surprise, former comrades have sent in
messages of support and encouragement. "Brother, I am with you ... being a SEAL is hard, this
looks harder. Peace," one commando reportedly
wrote her. Other Navy SEALs, including some involved in the
bin Laden raid, have written memoirs under
pseudonyms describing dramatic battles along
with anecdotes of camaraderie and frustration
with Washington's bureaucracy. But Beck used no pseudonym in writing about a
20-year military career, including 13 deployments
around the world, in which she struggled with her
gender identity and gradually recognized she was
meant to be a woman. "I am now taking off all my disguises and letting
the world know my true identity as a woman,"
Beck wrote on the LinkedIn social media site, after
changing the name on her profile page to Kristen
from Chris. Beck co-authored the memoir with Anne
Speckhard, an adjunct associate professor of
psychiatry at Georgetown University Medical
School, who said the ex-commando fought to
suppress his angst over gender for years. "Chris describes his despair throughout this book
and his desire to die honorably by serving our
country and fighting terrorism - to keep us safe
and so that he wouldn't have to wrestle anymore
with the emotional pain that stemmed from the
lack of congruency between his gender identity and body," she writes in the book. "After multiple combat deployments - more than
many SEALs ever encounter, Chris returned back
alive to fight this deeper battle in his soul and
grappled with the moral and social decisions of
living in secret or to transition into her true self."

http://m.ndtv.com/article/world/ex-us-navy-seal-comes-out-as-transgender-warrior-princess-375920

Video: http://www.wtsp.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=2443193647001

ROSYL: Childish!

You no sabi read ni? The OP said make you help REVIEW him cover letter

mu2sa2: Sometimes silence is gold. If peace has returned to Yobe why are more troops being deployed there?

To join other troops in celebrating their victory

[quote author=autumn.flower]Coast guard boat that they are calling warship?




FYI, the word is "assembled" not made[/quote]Them say "built", you say "assembled". You be naval officer wey sabi how them take build am ni?

lacasa: AND TO ALL HATERS OF GOOD WHO SMEAR BUHARI ---Your propaganda against good Nigerians like Buhari will end soon beacuse the issue of boko Haram is no longer Nigerian issue, it is now a world order and those killers in P-die-P that you are supporting will soon be smoked out insha-ALLAH, in Jesus name. And stick this in your brains and assimilate-the truth about Buhari is out and millions of Nigerians are now aware that people like you are been paid to smear innocent people because of your religion, tribe and political affiliations. BUT NO MORE BECAUSE NIGERIA IS BIGGER THAN A FAMILY, BIGGER THAN ONE RELIGIOUS GROUP, BIGGER THAN ANY POLITICAL GROUP AND DEFINATELY BIGGER THAN ANY TRIBE. READ THIS AND ALSO KNOW THAT BUHARI'S DRIVER FOR DECADES AND TILL DATE IS A CHRISTIAN. IT IS A SHAME AND VERY SAD TO WITNESS YOU SHAMELESS, BLIND, SPIRITUALLY DEAD, GREEDY BUNCH STOOP SO LOW AS TO SMEAR AN INNOCENT MAN FOR WHAT EVER REASON-THE WORST IS THAT YOU ARE PARADING YOURSELVES AS CHRISTIANS, WHAT A SAD, DARK PLACE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW!!!!

"GENERAL MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS SURE
AN ISLAMIST FUNDAMENTALIST WHO
HATED AND AVOIDED CHRISTIANS AND
SOUTHERNERS, BUT THIS WAS HOW HE CONSTITUTED HIS GOVERNMENT WHEN HE
WAS HEAD OF STATE. AHHH! It is a pity that many have given
themselves to deceit.
General Muhammadu Buhari's Governors
1984-1985
1. Allison Madueke - Christian-Anamb ra.
2. Jeremiah Useni - Christian - Bendel.
3. Micheal Bamidele - Christian Ondo.
4. Oladipo Diya - Christian - Ogun.
5. David Mark - Christian - Niger.
6. John Kpera - Christian - Benue.
7. Dan Achibong - Christian - C/Rivers.
8. Ike Nwachukwu -Christian -Imo.
9. Oladipo Popoola - Christian - Oyo.
10.Bitrus Atukum - Christian - Plateau.
11. B.L. Letimah - Christian - Rivers.
12. Salaudeen Latinwo - Muslim-Kwara.
13. Gbolahan Mudasiru - Atheist-Lagos.
14. Muhammad Sani Sami -Muslim - Bauchi.
15. Abubakar Waziri - Muslim - Borno.
16. Muhammadu Jega - Muslim - Gongola.
17. Usman Mu'azu - Muslim - Kaduna.
18. Hamza Abdullahi - Muslim - Kano.
19. Garba Duba -Muslim -Sokoto

General Buhari's Ministers;

1. Domkat Bali - Christian - Defence.
2. Onaolapo Sholeye -Christian-Fina nce.
3. Emmanuel Nsan - Christian - Health.
4. Sam Omeruah - Christian-Infor mation.
5. Tam David West - Christian - Petroleum.
6. Patrick Koshoni - Christian - Works.
7. Chike Offodile - Christian - Justice.
*Clement Isong - Christian Gov, CBN.

He is indeed a jihadist! Lets stop fiction of
hatred and face reality. We shouldn't just because we want to kill a dog and give it a bad name. This man also has a cook of many years and personal driver who r staunch practising christians

And you should also know that the military ranking and appointments come by best qualified army officers as well as loyal ones. In his time, this soldiers you mentioned were solidly for one Nigeria.
So my friend, sorry your thoughts no longer hold water.

lacasa: AND TO ALL HATERS OF GOOD WHO SMEAR BUHARI ---Your propaganda against good Nigerians like Buhari will end soon beacuse the issue of boko Haram is no longer Nigerian issue, it is now a world order and those killers in P-die-P that you are supporting will soon be smoked out insha-ALLAH, in Jesus name. And stick this in your brains and assimilate-the truth about Buhari is out and millions of Nigerians are now aware that people like you are been paid to smear innocent people because of your religion, tribe and political affiliations. BUT NO MORE BECAUSE NIGERIA IS BIGGER THAN A FAMILY, BIGGER THAN ONE RELIGIOUS GROUP, BIGGER THAN ANY POLITICAL GROUP AND DEFINATELY BIGGER THAN ANY TRIBE. READ THIS AND ALSO KNOW THAT BUHARI'S DRIVER FOR DECADES AND TILL DATE IS A CHRISTIAN. IT IS A SHAME AND VERY SAD TO WITNESS YOU SHAMELESS, BLIND, SPIRITUALLY DEAD, GREEDY BUNCH STOOP SO LOW AS TO SMEAR AN INNOCENT MAN FOR WHAT EVER REASON-THE WORST IS THAT YOU ARE PARADING YOURSELVES AS CHRISTIANS, WHAT A SAD, DARK PLACE YOU ARE IN RIGHT NOW!!!!

"GENERAL MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS SURE
AN ISLAMIST FUNDAMENTALIST WHO
HATED AND AVOIDED CHRISTIANS AND
SOUTHERNERS, BUT THIS WAS HOW HE CONSTITUTED HIS GOVERNMENT WHEN HE
WAS HEAD OF STATE. AHHH! It is a pity that many have given
themselves to deceit.
General Muhammadu Buhari's Governors
1984-1985
1. Allison Madueke - Christian-Anamb ra.
2. Jeremiah Useni - Christian - Bendel.
3. Micheal Bamidele - Christian Ondo.
4. Oladipo Diya - Christian - Ogun.
5. David Mark - Christian - Niger.
6. John Kpera - Christian - Benue.
7. Dan Achibong - Christian - C/Rivers.
8. Ike Nwachukwu -Christian -Imo.
9. Oladipo Popoola - Christian - Oyo.
10.Bitrus Atukum - Christian - Plateau.
11. B.L. Letimah - Christian - Rivers.
12. Salaudeen Latinwo - Muslim-Kwara.
13. Gbolahan Mudasiru - Atheist-Lagos.
14. Muhammad Sani Sami -Muslim - Bauchi.
15. Abubakar Waziri - Muslim - Borno.
16. Muhammadu Jega - Muslim - Gongola.
17. Usman Mu'azu - Muslim - Kaduna.
18. Hamza Abdullahi - Muslim - Kano.
19. Garba Duba -Muslim -Sokoto

General Buhari's Ministers;

1. Domkat Bali - Christian - Defence.
2. Onaolapo Sholeye -Christian-Fina nce.
3. Emmanuel Nsan - Christian - Health.
4. Sam Omeruah - Christian-Infor mation.
5. Tam David West - Christian - Petroleum.
6. Patrick Koshoni - Christian - Works.
7. Chike Offodile - Christian - Justice.
*Clement Isong - Christian Gov, CBN.

He is indeed a jihadist! Lets stop fiction of
hatred and face reality. We shouldn't just because we want to kill a dog and give it a bad name. This man also has a cook of many years and personal driver who r staunch practising christians

And oya you should alms know that the military ranking and appointments come by best qualified army officers as well as loyal ones. In his time, this soldiers you mentioned were solidly for one Nigeria.
So my friend, sorry your thoughts no longer hold water.

jjcbuthot: Think straight man... Has Buhari said Jonathan should not do anything about boko haram? The only disagreement here is method.

Did you or anybody from here support Odi invasion by soldiers? So, we can also say you are tribalistic because you opposed Odi invasion?

No leader of a people will support this until after all other avenues have been explored without success. The impact of this on innocent civilians is the key issue here. Are you saying all those guys killed in Baga are all boko haram members? Even 20% of them are not boko haram. We killed over 200 souls because of less than 20 criminals among them.

Intelligence gathering is what is required to uproot boko haram. Killing the foot soldiers without apprehending their leaders and sponsors is a waste of both human and material resources.

GEJ once mentioned he knew the sponsors... Why didnt he start from there instead of endangering the life of innocent civilians?

What other options are you refering to? Ain't you aware of all the tactics employed already? From begging to offering Amnesty (which was ridicled).
I encourage you to go up the ladder of the govt's moves in tackling the boko issue. Then come back and let us know other possible routes that can be explored.

Idi Amin: South-westerners, vote Buhari for President 2015. I thought you people are one Nigeria with the North? I dey laugh. Bible even talk am, you people will gather in one direction against the Igbos and scatter in seven directions.

Which bible you de use abeg cos my own no get igbo inside o!

Yungwizzzy: It stil does'nt gurantee my vote 4 GEJ

And by no magic for Buhari

Omo! See how gals full this house the comment.
When i been dey school(many year ago @ sec sch), gals the claim say them no the chop beans not until one gal sell out. On this faithful day, she collect her beans the cat walk like the beans no matter. She come slip land for ground. The amazing thing wey still the suprise me be say not one bean drop. Chai!
Good to know that gals luv BEANS too.

Abu Mikey: What is MOUTHACTION

Oh junior! Sorry we didn't tell you about "mouth action" earlier.
Mouth action is simply the mouth acting action movies. You know the type of movies Tom "Cruise" or Angelina Jollie act ba? Good!
Now you can go to bed. Early to bed, early to wake.