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Politics › Re: Policeman Caught In The 'N20' Act (Pictures) by Ochek: 7:09pm On May 14, 2013
kpozite: They weren't forced to do the job, were they? Small salary is not enough excuse to collect N20. There are a few good ones there receiving the same small salary and are content with it without collecting bribes. If they are not content with their salary, why not resign honourably and go get a job that pays that jumbo salary they desire.
Have you got the job for them to apply and get paid?
Foreign Affairs › Re: 40 Psychiatric Patients Escape From Kenya Hospital by Ochek: 4:35pm On May 14, 2013
kwajahafiz: If that happened in Nigeria no one will notice them in the streets as they mingle with an equally lunatic society.
Show me your village and i guess i would be convinced with ur statement.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 40 Psychiatric Patients Escape From Kenya Hospital by Ochek: 4:32pm On May 14, 2013
DICKtator: No i do not think they is mad.when the president was trravelled there sometimes why we would not seek the light.i feel for you bro.the situation hi what have we been doing is this a chance right meets wrong to be called jamrong. who was taught him how to does it?
Ayama papata symboisis is in my area if you have the kindoh malaysia i have seen before!
grin grin grin grin
Ok! I think this is what is called word salad in psychiatary. This guy don go o! Where them kenyan police dey?
Food › Re: 7 Dangerous Acts After A Meal by Ochek: 4:24pm On May 14, 2013
ACM10: undecided


Salad nko? undecided


This is laughable. You must have culled this write-up from your village researcher.


hahahahaha, are you trying to be funny? I guess you are having a laugh


Weaken the digestive system in your stomach. hahahahaha. Is stomach part of the digestive system or digestive system part of the stomach? Chineke mee, wannabes no go kill me.


Please tell me that you are joking


Thus leads to gastric and infection. You must be a village herbalist
Bros bros! Kai manner! You just the hammer this thread. You should ve understood say No. 5 stomach wey him talk about na as an ordinary or layman defination of entire digestive sys and not digestive system and stomach in it's original anatomical sense.
And No.7. Hmmmmm abi na gastritis him won yarn? Me ma never understand that pathophysiology well o!
Phones › Re: Tecno In Nigeria Has Come To Stay? by Ochek: 6:21pm On May 12, 2013
Imanuelle: I enter danfo , another Babe enter , siddon near me ,

My blackberry curve 1 com ring, as I answer the call finish, the nnwa Baby come bring out her rubbish bold 5 wey dey hang,
as she dey try use her pinging oppress me, na so I jazz out my tecno, she come put film for her bold 5, as she dey watch , na so my nwa Baby come call me for my tecno n3, as I swipe to answer the call, I notice say the nwa Baby dey look my screen like film, for my screen, the phone write 'Tweety calling'calling' after the call, I come open my whatsapp to send my baby message , as I type 'how's na so my TouchPal add 'are you doing love? '

The nwa Baby surprise, she still compose, then I come open my ttpod, I purposely go select 'what makes a man' by westlife, as the song dey play, the lyrics come dey show, na so the Baby abandon her film dey follow me sing to my lyrics, I pretend like say, I no hear.

Na so I come open angry bird, , the Babe dey move her head like say na her head dey the catapult for the game,

After a while, I come open sybla TV to check match, as I watch small, I come tune to mbc 2, seriously , the Babe no know when she say 'hi'.
Her power just finish, her formings floor, as she say what phone is that , na so I tell her, tecno n3, just 13,500. Only wise people understand .

She come collect Bros number, the next day she call me to send apk for her!
Unaa men! Send this ur advert to Tecno office. Whalahi you don hammer. Hahahaha! Trust me, those phones make brain well.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Ochek: 9:21am On May 10, 2013
nnalove: off point no goodluck no nigeria comes 2015 believe it or leave it huh dat is d truth. Power must not go back to north again.
Hahahaha! Joker!
Goodnight this morning.
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Ochek: 9:14am On May 10, 2013
[quote author=NO LONG TIN]what he said about dividing Nigeria if GEJ doesn't win the election in 2015 is wrong, dangerous and wicked, but what will be the rationale(moral justification) if the Reps, Security operatives and/or The Presidency arrest him, when people like Buhari, Ciroma etc 'threatened'(sorry, its already happening - Boko Haram) to make GEJ's government un-governable, they still walk around Nigeria without any form of harassment.

For those calling Asari GEJ's (boy/benefactor), i have nothing to say to you, but i would like to know what the likes of Buhari, Ciroma etc are to GEJ because they carried out their threats and still walk around freely.

Not just walking around but with escorts (FG agents).
Politics › Re: Arrest Me If You Can, Dokubo-Asari Dares IG, Reps, Others by Ochek: 9:10am On May 10, 2013
Kulas: I posted it before here that does it mean we dont have the house of representatives in this country when Buhari,Ciroma,Atiku etc made such comment and are still moving freely today.Truth must always be said to whoever want to hear,let him hear.Let this country be divided,we cant continue deceiving ourselves saying one Nigeria.My friend we are NOT ONE NIGERIA.
Thank you! My very point. I mean, if all those jokers can say that and nothing was done about it, why then this time. If they really wanna act, let them start with Buhari. He did mention no peace. And now we suffer Boko Haram.
Phones › Re: Nokia Asha 501: First Phone On Nokia Asha OS by Ochek: 6:35pm On May 09, 2013
[quote author=lord.spiritual]not everyone wants to use a chinese phone...[/quote]Make pant still the year you na. You have any idea about where Samsung is produced? Hahahaha... Just making those noise cos you ain't got any info about what you calling a china phone.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Testimony Of Goshen360 Is The Testimony Of God’s Grace by Ochek: 6:59pm On May 08, 2013
weehw!!! Finally you guys can rest. Hmmmmm... Never tot you guys would stop derailing this testimony. Cool gist sha.

@OP. Congrates bro.
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 9:43pm On May 07, 2013
Baby mama: Mine looks OK
This must be an advert. MOD. Pls charge as due.
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 9:40pm On May 07, 2013
Shugamania: grin grin grin

Babe.. Abeg.
U're giving me my grain headache too.

P.S: That paint wey dey ur mouth, na emulsion or gloss? I go like paint my room.
Bros e yeh! You wickend badt badt. Why u're telling this gal like this nau. Doesn't you know that where she is schooling is vewi expencsive? And u're even gathering the liver to be askin if she can be giving u paint to painting ur room too, it is not good o! Pls stopping this kind thing in future.
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ochek: 11:13pm On May 06, 2013
NGEDE!! This guy must be a joker
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Jet Crashes In Niger Republic by Ochek: 10:42pm On May 06, 2013
firetrap: Yes the alpha jets are old, but it does not mean that they are not well maintained. If age determined how well military hardware should function then half the American naval and air force fleet would have been grounded or retired from service
Oh really? I tot you should know that one of the basic reason for constant upgrades is to beat enemy tactics who would ve learned the working principles of the machines or softwares in question.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Military Jet Crashes In Niger Republic by Ochek: 10:33pm On May 06, 2013
Symphony007: Some people just have the tendency to say rubbish always. A "nigerian" fighter jet crashes and some simpletons have already started mentioning civil war era plane, no fuel etc...but just some days back a u.s military cargo plane pratically fell from the sky like a paper kite in afganistan, no stupid comments then o! Ignorancai!!
Of course the alpha fighter jets are as old as the civil war. So cos we said nothing about the american plan we shouldn't talk about ours? If we don't, "who will"?
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Reacts To Baby Paternity Scandal! by Ochek: 10:20pm On May 06, 2013
Reyspin: To start with, Did he do d th*n wiv d gal or nothuh Then we can know d way forward..it mite be a One night stand... All this galz sef we young men wey go respect dem dey hia, na Starz dem go dey pursue up and down... Now who go father her fatherhuh Singing Omawunmi "if u ask me"
Shebi you no fit read were him say them no sabi the lady?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 4:18pm On May 06, 2013
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 4:12pm On May 06, 2013
You mean something like this?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 3:24pm On May 06, 2013
Emlina: Guys, y re u always on ladies? D urge 2 leave d hauz on jst singlet afta u gym jst 2 show u'v got cool biceps, dts also d urge 2 leav it open a litl jst 2 show we'v got firm tins. Evrytin is actually balanced. Spare us jare. Bt lets cal a spade a spade, too much of evrytin is bad. Look gd nd keep dem suspended. Let dem guez hw firm it is, u dnt hv 2 show dem.
Why do i luv again?
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 2:48pm On May 06, 2013
OLD BUT GOLD!

A lady with big boobs (exposing part of them - "see my cleavage" enters a bus. She had a
rosary around her neck with the rosary cross
between her big boobs. Akpos was sitting beside her and at a point he
could not help staring, The lady knowing that Akpos has been staring at
her boobs for 15 mins, The lady asked,”Are you looking at Jesus on the
cross?” The guy then smiled and answered,” NO, actualy am looking at the two thieves beside
him.”
Romance › Re: Ladies: Why Leave Your Cleavage Open? by Ochek: 2:36pm On May 06, 2013
Idowuogbo: Yes! Infact,I roam around bra-less. undecided
Your location pls. Would luv to ve some free view. Lol. :-)
Sports › Re: Childhood Pictures Of Some World Famous Footballers by Ochek: 12:00pm On May 06, 2013
tinuolababy: Cool grin.Rooney hasn't change
I can see he has been bald way long.
Celebrities › Re: Desmond Elliot And His Lovely Family (Picture) by Ochek: 9:16pm On May 05, 2013
CHIMCO: Desmond is not fair, the wife is not fair (forget the bleaching) but they have fair looking children. So it means that.........
It means that you no sabi anything. Ever heard about genetics before?
Music/Radio › Re: Dr. Sid - Love Mine by Ochek: 5:59pm On May 05, 2013
[quote author=bbpreye.]1st oh! 1st oh! 1st oh!

Please what is Dr. Sid? Is he a medicine doctor?[/quote]A trained dentist
Politics › Re: Exclusive Interview With Captured Boko-Haram Terrorists; Beg FG For Amnesty by Ochek: 2:55pm On May 04, 2013
juman: nigeria is a bad country.

This issue is going to another level. Hope it come to an end in not too far time.
You re the "bad thing" in our country making it look bad. The faster you flush urself out of our blessed father land the quicker we get healed.
God bless Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Exclusive Interview With Captured Boko-Haram Terrorists; Beg FG For Amnesty by Ochek: 2:50pm On May 04, 2013
stagger: SSS standard issue is the TAR-21.
Standard! However, this is an operation that needs a standard upgrade given the kind assault rifles those morons (BH) carry.
Career › Re: Offer Letter In Jos Or Kadunna Confused by Ochek: 10:52am On May 04, 2013
caukerzee: you are the fool here. if you know jos very well you wount spew that shit u just wrote. on a normal day, one can pass through the so called no go areas such as bauchi road and angwang rogo comfortabtly without the fear of any attacks and the last time i checked...we've be having normal days since 2010. i am a student of ujay and bauchi road is my daily route. you are clearly one sentimental uneducated idiot.
I disagree with ya. I'm in Jos. Bauchi road. Hmmmm... Yes, i can risk it some times. Angwa rogo? Boy! Still no go area for over 98.9 percent xtains.
Career › Re: Offer Letter In Jos Or Kadunna Confused by Ochek: 10:48am On May 04, 2013
702: Accmd: Jos is relatively cheaper
transport: Jos is relatively cheaper
market tins(fud stuff): Kd is better wiv more varieties
market tins (sparr parts auto): Kd tops Jos
girls girls girls: Kd is da bomb
trips/thrillin places: Jos try wella
clubs/pubs etc: Kd is more ghetto ...giv it to kd
Eateries/Fast fud biz: Kd gt more
Security: Almost same but Jos is kinda safer
GRAs: Kd gt a handful...Jos not bad also
Gsm ntwrk: Jos n Kd r same. I think u get some free wifi more in Kd
Hotels: Kd gt loadz cuz of competitn bt Jos gt classic places to crash
Weather: Jos for lyf but u will grow darker dunno y o
Economy: Kd gt more industries. Biz
populatn: Kd gt more peeps
Efizi/celebs;: almost same bt kd is now promising
During fuel scarcity: Kd dey bad o! Jos bit better
Pollution. air noise etc: Kd of course
BH: walahi i cant asses this
Hospitals/skuls: Kd gt more prestigious names
Kidnappin: no data
Hiv: error
startup biz/entrepreneur: Jos is wide opened.
Big city lights: Kd
Tall buidings: kd
free booze/wknd parties: luv jos on this
Coming down from lag: Kd is closer by road.
Hahahah! Correct guy! Where ve you been? I guess if you had dropped this earlier, thread for don close. Nice job pal
Career › Re: Offer Letter In Jos Or Kadunna Confused by Ochek: 10:42am On May 04, 2013
Aggrippa: Jtown all the way....but op please avoid places like agwan rogo, congo russia, opp part of the road between bauchi park and terminus, fillin sukwa, barkin ladi...they vampiric hawks there....chose places like tina junction, odus, terminus, dadin kowa, vom, mangu, pankshin, that area where pple sell electronics and the most beautiful and best RAYFIELD!! dont mind those crisis...its normal in a growing city...if you go to jos...you will see solid devt everywhere...you notice a very great difference/change ...even the unijos has changed....it is not like jos of the past. pardon me for reasoning, considering the casualty crisis figures, how many do you see? is it up to 1000,000? but go with a dagger or gun when entering jos. i hope i have convinced you enough, btw so long as NAF OFFICERS are on duty, theres nothin to fear. you yourself shd also lay low dont display like peacock...one gud thing in north is that it gives opportunity for every one to grow irrespective of whoever you are unlike in south. its well.
Hahahaha! Funny dude. Yeah sure you ve been to J- town.
@OP. Truely take note of the no go areas he mentioned. Aside that, you ve free like a bird.
Career › Re: Offer Letter In Jos Or Kadunna Confused by Ochek: 4:28am On May 04, 2013
kkkp: Stop lying ol d crises btw fulani beroms..
Have you ever been to Jos or ve someone staying there? If you do, then, needless to inform you that the media has black painted the name Jos. All you ve heard on radios, read on papers or over the internet, re false (in terms of actual locations).
Are there security challenges on the plateau? Yes.
Are there security challenges in Jos. No! (not since 09).
However, this is how i would advice. Given the past record of events, save Rayfield, you had better chosen ur residential area as per ur religion. Save that, all other daily routine re as normal as in any peacefull part of the nation.
Politics › Re: Ethno-religious Riot In Taraba, Somebody Pls Confirm? by Ochek: 10:05pm On May 03, 2013
drama queen: The report is very true I just watched my things burn into ashes its worst than before plus all the soldier are no longer on their post they've left the town.God pls spare our lives I just graduated o
I'm so sorry! I pray God speed on u to recover those things lost.

Health › Re: Should Non-doctors Head health Institutions? by Ochek: 7:46am On May 02, 2013
Tedpgrass: Hairy,

You need to revisit my entry paragraph.

Definition of the type of organization, the underlying health ethos.... capitalist/socialist health reforms and available skill mix of available professionals and needs on ground. Prevailing culture and perspective is important, otherwise there will be difficulty in achieving public acceptance.

That will help in determining the person specification for the job.


Examples abound of private maternity/nursing homes run by midwives/nurses in Lagos. However, when seeking quality healthcare, I don't see well-placed Nigerians running there, or do you??
That in itself speaks volumes!!!!!

2ndly, I didn't express that non-medical execs have made US healthcare in certain parts/areas worldclass. Pls don't make such inferences. The pharmaceuticals/ bioengineering coys have pushed advances in Medicine there, not some HMO paper-carrying exec.!!!!

Traditionally, medical care is structured around the docs or team of docs. Diagnosis is traditionally carried out by docs before investigation requests or referrals are made. Other professionals providing some of these services have done so after a period of tutoring from .... guess what??.... the medics!!! Treatment and follow-up is overseen by docs directly or indirectly.

So it makes sense by default, for a doctor to be at least the CMD of a health organization. The CEO may not necessarily be a doc, depending on the type of coy and country. Clinical administration is left in the hands of those competent for the job.

Analogy in NGR is a Minister may be of a different discipline but perm secs/DGs are always docs/medics.

3rdly, I'm quite conversant with the systems discussed. So I speak cerebrally from experience not from ill-formed opinions.

Efficiency of healthcare provision in a country is monitored by stats and indices, hence the use of cancer cure, others include maternal and infant mortality. Pertinent healthcare initiatives change as stats change depending on the political climate.

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Best creative and constructive statement on this thread. Bless you chief!

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