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Health › Re: Suffering From My Own Act Of Stupidity. by Ochek: 7:55am On Jul 11, 2013
You ve taken an over does of the drug. I know it well. The woman was right about tramol and tramadol. However, it is actually a controlled drug and not to be sold over the counter (OTC). It is an addictive drug. It is majorly used as an analgesic however, it depressess the neverous system leaving you dizzy. But as it is in ur case, your friend has given you an over does of the drug. You re adviced to see a doc if you still ve this feeling for an IV saline to help flush ur system. But if you re better off now, i advice you take loads of water as you can throught the day.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Injects Himself With A Computer Virus by Ochek: 5:37pm On Jul 01, 2013
Decryptor: Nigerians and their yeye mentality. See everyone shouting about the guy bringing out another "incurable disease". My experience in ICT tells me otherwise... The guy put some malicious code in a chip and injected the chip into himself. It will have no effect whatsoever on him or anyone he comes in contact with (physically or sexually). This is because computer viruses are made up of various mark-up languages that affect only targeted operating systems on a device (computer or mobile) depending on which one. Computer viruses have no RNA or DNA that can have any effect on the human metabolism.
It's just like getting a drop of blood from a HIV infected person and drop it on a USB flash, plug it into a computer and then say the computer is now infected with HIV! That would be laughable!! Because HIV thrives only in the blood-stream of humans and some other animals and not in a Windows Operating System.
Abeg ignorance is a disease itself.
Whatever it is, for now, he has not said it is possible. Thatz why it is a research work. He is bound to be proven wrong at the end of the day. Pls give this dude some credit.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Injects Himself With A Computer Virus by Ochek: 5:33pm On Jul 01, 2013
Christmasdon: #shifting my toothpick to the other side of my mouth#
...lol he is trying creating another disease. Perhaps.
Wrong! I wonder how you guys re receding this stuff. He is only trying to prove to the united states govt. that implanting an electronical chip in the human body may be come harmful if that chip for some reason gets corrupted.
Good job i must say.
Science/Technology › Re: Man Injects Himself With A Computer Virus by Ochek: 5:32pm On Jul 01, 2013
Christmasdon: #shifting my toothpick to the other side of my mouth#
...lol he is trying creating another disease. Perhaps.
Wrong! I wonder how you guys re receding this stuff. He is only trying to prove to the united states govt. that implanting an electronical chip in the human body may be come harmful if that chip for some reason gets corrupted.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Kumuyi's Son Apologise, controversy finally laid to rest by Ochek: 10:03pm On Jun 30, 2013
Pastor Kun: Any pastor that preaches the fraudulent tithe doctrine as mandatory for christians is most definitely a false preacher.
And how exactly is that? The last i checked, Tithing was still in the bible.
Education › Re: Policeman Fires At University Of Ibadan Student On Campus by Ochek: 8:20pm On Jun 24, 2013
torhuke: Why is the report one sided? Did the policeman just didn't like d face of the student he was chasing? Nothing is stating that the student did this or did not do that. Only that he was been chased by a police man who shot him. The police should be meant to face the law if he was reckless and the student shuld dance to the law against the crime he comited, if Any.
I couldn't ve agreed less with ur statement.
Poor journalism i must say. Yes! Our NPF men ve been trigger happy this days but why was the student on the run? You give an security official a sense to suspect you re a criminal.
Any of you in the north during the ragin of the deadly sect - boko haram, would know how exactly they act. Don't stop when on a mission. Drive through any police blocks and head for their target.
Both student and police should face the law and be dealth with accordingly jor.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Dumps Politics For Evangelism, Organizes Nationwide Crusades by Ochek: 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]OBJ's loots can fix and update 90% of Nigeria's schools with the newest technologies.

ObJ's loots can build modern uptodate hospitals in each state

OBJ's loot can end child hunger in Nigeria for 10 years

OBJ's loots can fix 90% of Nigerian mini ponds we call roads

OBJ's loots can clean up Niger Delta

Etc[/quote]Swiree, you got some fact for this?
Politics › Re: Controlling Lagos' Borders... by Ochek: 5:54pm On Jun 24, 2013
kelvincoll: U probably should have titled it "controlling southwest borders" since the victims of ur concern as those "from the other part of the niger"... SMH

After we complain how Naijans are treated bad in other countries like South africa etc when we share same -ve attitude towards pple from a different tribe here. Recall the said influx of persons has increased the IGR via taxation etc which provides funds for better infrastructure in the same lagos

betterstill U could also help drum support for their long agitation for seperation from the nigerian state.
I was gonna say this then i realised you stole my words.
When re we actually gonna start living in harmony. With this kinda thinking, how can we have a true state of Nigeria?
Crime › Re: Baby Found In A Well In Lagos (pictures) by Ochek: 1:27pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote author=Demain_man]Photoshop lipsrsealed[/quote]
Crime › Re: Crude Face Of A Blackberry Thief!!!!!!!!! by Ochek: 11:34am On Jun 24, 2013
Emiree: Like a wise man i know once said, if something is too good to be true, then it probably is. Why would you buy a phone worth 50k at a cheap price and not know that it's stolen? this is how we explain away the decay in our society, thinking we are smart for getting something at an unbelievable price. Abi RIM dey do sales wey we no dey hear about?

The guy freakin'stole the phone. And upon being chatted by the owner's friend on the fact that the phone was stolen he deleted the contact ASAP. that in itself is an admission of guilt. He is a thief plain and simple!!! Please front page. We need to disgrace these people.
You never met a desperate broke guy who wants to sell his legal acquired property at a give away price cos he needs to fix some prob ASAP?
Culture › Re: The Idoma Thread by Ochek: 9:08am On Jun 24, 2013
peterphd: Thanks for your response but if such a thing exists don't you think its inhuman? The one that kills me is the family planning ish.does this mean idomas are to give birth like chickens every 2 years?isn't it time we stopped deceiving ourselves by saying we worship Jesus but holding on to ancestral spirit worship in the name of tradition? These things can be abolished.don't you think so?
Trust me. I know loads of Idoma families on family planning and re enjoying their lives both on the idoma soil and abroad (outside Benue and beyond).
The alekwu thing is more no the extinct now bro. Back in time, almost all family house in the village had a shrine dedicated to alekwu but such ain't the case no more.
Here is the logic, if you serve the devil, you must play by his terms.
To think and say this still remains a common trend among the idoma origin is highly delusional.
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan On An Illegal Podium - Guardian Editorial by Ochek: 8:51am On Jun 24, 2013
[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]This is why Turai stayed safe after her husband's death.[/quote]Hahahaha. Joker!
Culture › Re: The Idoma Thread by Ochek: 11:16pm On Jun 23, 2013
peterphd: For real? I have a relative who was very sick and it was said that he tried to stop his wife conceiving as he already had 7 kids.He had to go the village (otukpa) to do some appeasing and he was fine again.I confronted my mum on the issue and she said so...just wanna know.thanks
Never heard this before o! However, i'm aware of the alekwu dealing mysteriously with women who commit adultery. It would also deal with the man if he is aware of her act (weather been told or catches her in the act) yet keep mute about it or takes no adequate measures.
It is important to note that in this present generation, where most families are now Christians, the worship of alekwu is no longer in play hence it's powers.
They used to keep married couples in check. I wish they were active with Jesus's permission then we would ve a more moral society today - like it used to be.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 6:08pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Why are my bosoms tender and sore?[/quote]Hormonal changes.
Either you re preg or there is some kinda hormonal imbalance.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 2:01pm On Jun 23, 2013
Idowuogbo: 190 grin grin grin
Hahahaha! Lemme get new batteries for my camera.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:30pm On Jun 23, 2013
Idowuogbo: Yea! Tru dat!

Or, we can go and visit 190.

I think he's relocated to London zoo.
Hahahahaha! Whatz his cage number?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:25pm On Jun 23, 2013
190: where una dey find am angry
In fact, i don the suspect say na him you dey flex.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:24pm On Jun 23, 2013
adaobi123:
I dont know yet. Right now I need to catch up with tv first. smiley
Kk. Just make sure you keep me posted.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2013
190: **drives past thread in his new rangerover sports **
Hope it's not the same range rover we re busy looking for?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:15pm On Jun 23, 2013
adaobi123: Colour ? Im done with exams. tongue Any ideas ? grin grin
Oh! NICE!! So, where re we going?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 1:04pm On Jun 23, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin

Yes o ! We need to celebrate wella. But how are we gonna do it ? grin
What colour of celebration?
Entertainment › Re: 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity by Ochek: 12:39pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=C'est moi]im touched by dis pics xpecialie d 1 of dat woman whose dog was rescued.[/quote]Are you kidding me? The dog? THE DOG?!
Romance › Pregnant Prostitutës’ Empire by Ochek(op): 12:19pm On Jun 23, 2013
•Roadside shops by day, brothels at night
•‘I can take on 20 men on a good day’
•Pregnant hawkers charge N400, sell babies for
N80,000 – N120,000 To the uninformed, Oba junction near Onitsha,
which leads to Nnewi, the acclaimed ‘Japan of
Africa’, along the Onitsha- Owerri expressway in
Anambra State, is a mere stop-over relaxation
spot for mainly drivers of heavy-duty trucks and
trailers on long distance travels. This explains the concentration of makeshift shops and drinking
joints competing for space on both sides of the
road. But behind the façade of eating and drinking, is a
big sëx market that would make the biblical
people of Sodom and Gomorrah green with
envy. Here, sëx sells like hot bean cake. The
shops serve dual purposes – the front serves as
food and drink joints while the back serves as a brothels. Some of the female shop owners
display only television sets for movies and offer
their bodies for sale. As Sunday tv correspondent alighted from the
car this cool evening, a lady in a tight red top
barely concealing her breasts stood up from a
plastic chair to welcome him and a colleague.
Posing as the storeowner, the visitors looked
forward to being invited to sit down and make their orders for the delicacies on display. But
surprisingly, they soon discovered that her body
was the product on sale. Encounter with ‘mërciless’ Mercy In the conversation that ensued, the lady who
introduced herself as Mercy and a Urhobo from
neighbouring Delta State, told her guests that she
has ‘no mercy’ for men when it comes to sëx
because she could guarantee maximum
satisfaction that could make the client beg for more. Shaking her breasts provocatively and
rubbing her body on this correspondent, she
said she was ready for the night’s business once
the fee was settled. Mercy assured that for N1000, her client was
guaranteed maximum touching and sucking of
breasts and the main treat. Pointing at the next
shop, she said: “That is where I lodge. My room
is the one behind the shop and you will like it
when we enter. I can also take two of you at the same time.” The guests soon disengaged themselves on the
pretext that they wanted to take some drinks to
enable them get in the mood. By this time,
darkness had set in but the lights from passing
vehicles, lanterns and electricity from few shops
with generating sets provided visibility. Both sides of the road had been taken over by
prostitutes in several shades and forms. Some
stood by the cabin of the parked vehicles, for
customers, others strolled along the road while
some others stayed in front of the shops,
beckoning on male passers-by. The spectacle became more interesting and
captivating at the main junction leading to
Nnewi. Young girls between 13 and 18 years
openly hawked their bodies on the main road.
Some held their clients tight, kissing and
wriggling their waists behind the parked vehicles. One of them who identified herself as
Chiamaka from Obollo Afor, picked offence when
the reporter asked her how business was going.
She retorted: “I take exception to that statement.
This is not business; it is rather a game. You can
call it catching fun or playing games. It’s just like I play with you and you appreciate me for being
a good player or a good dancer, that’s all. Please
don’t call it business.” Chiamaka who would not be drawn into
explaining why at her age, she came all the way
from Obollo Afor in Enugu State for prostitution,
said that on a very good day, she could take up
to 20 men and that she collects a minimum of
N500 for ‘short time’ service. The pregnant prostitutës’ cornër At a section of the sëx market, Sunday tv noticed
several heavily pregnant prostitutes who
despite their protruding bellies, are dressed in
seductive wears competing for clients. One of them, who introduced herself as Chy Chy,
stated that some men prefer them to those not
pregnant. The pregnant sex hawker, who later
collected N400 from the reporter, said that she
also belonged to the category of women who
get high on sëx while pregnant. Asked about what would become of her baby after delivery,
she dropped another shocker when she said
that the unborn baby was already penciled for
sale. “I enjoy sëx only when I’m pregnant. If I’m not
in this state, I only do it for the money but when
I’m pregnant, I gain on both sides because you
will pay me for my service and I will also get
high when you touch me. There are men who
look for our type and it suits us that way. As for my baby, what is your business about that?
Well, if you must know, this is the third
pregnancy and I sold the previous two for N80,
000 and N120, 000 respectively. Prospective
buyers are already waiting for this one
(touching her belly) and na so e go be”, she said. Inside the hotel Further checks by Sunday tv reporter later
revealed that the main prostitution dish is served
in a hotel close to the junction. The hotel (name witheld), it is a gateway to
uncontrolled illicit sëx and debauchery. With
several semi-nude girls and boys high on
marijuana milling around the entrance of the
hotel, the first hint of what to expect, occurred
inside a patent medicine store located near the gate of the hotel. It took the chemist owner
about 20 minutes to attend to the reporter’s
request for N20 worth of Vitamin C tablets
because of a long queue of people buying sëx-
related items. A young man jumped the queue and apparently
borrowing slang from the lyrics of popular artist,
Flavor, he told the chemist in Igbo: “Oga doc,
biko nyem ifem na eri kam puo (Doctor, please
give me what I eat, and let me move out of
here).” As he spoke, he stepped aside to puff on a wrap
of Indian hemp in his hands. Later, the reporter
asked the storeowner what he meant, and he
pointed at a particular brand of latex condom
that he described as the man’s favourite. Within
minutes, the ladies and men on queue bought several kinds of condoms, energizer tablets and
different types of aphrodisiacs and moved into
the hotel where a bevy of women and men in
high spirit, danced to another music track by
Flavour, “Kpuchie, jayie”, booming from the giant
speakers mounted in the open arena. On the left side of the entrance, there was a circle
of seductive women in different types of make-
up, who displayed their perfumed bodies and
bikinis barring all their body contours. Two of
the hawkers rushed at the reporter and his
colleague, giving them an unsolicited embrace, and introduced themselves as the queens of the
lodge. One of them said: “Come and you will see
a unique sëxual style you’ve never seen before.
We have Liberian girls, Ghanaian girls, Cotonou
babes, Dubai girls, etc. As the visitors pretended
to be scanning the rooms before making their choices, one of the girls declared: “I’m Isabella
from Liberia, you will like my service.” It was later gathered that a round of sëx with a
Liberian attracts N7000, Ghanaians go for N4000
while it costs N2500 to have it with a Nigerian. Reacting to our reporter’s feigned protest of the
high cost of sëx in the brothel, a young man
who sat in a corner of the hall drinking and
smoking said: “Don’t mind them. They looked at
your fresh body and nice clothes and thought
that you are loaded. That is how they make money from new comers. We are old in the
game and I want to let you know that a round
here is N500 but when you need all-night
service, it’s N2500. There is no classification here
because we are regular customers and we
know them. Forget that they told you that they are from abroad; all of them are Igbo and Delta.” As if the girls noticed that the newcomers had
been inducted, Isabella who had introduced
herself as a Liberian suddenly started speaking
Igbo language as they settled down to a table. In this hotel, wearing of pants is unofficially
prohibited. All the prostitutës wore petty coats
and tiny skirts in a sagging form showing their
butts without pants. Smoking of marijuana both
inside and outside the gate is also legalized. A
woman sells fast foods like noodles garnished with tomato sauce inside the brothel while the
resident barman doubles as the house DJ,
supplying eardrum-threatening music. Two
armed men on army camouflage who smoked
and drank endlessly provide security to the hotel
that has three sections, A, B and C, all streaming with clients for short time services. Free wife for a guest One of the hawkers suddenly tapped our
reporter’s colleague, rested her head on his
shoulder and addressed him as her husband. She
was the only one wearing denim trouser that
night, and she explained that she didn’t want to
expose her legs. Suddenly, she stood up, unzipped her trousers unashamedly revealing
her pubic hairs and announced that she was
naked inside. She said she was a student in Port
Harcourt but came to the hotel for brief business.
The other lady that sat with Sunday tv reporter
and his colleague said that she could take N400 for ‘short time’ but in some cases, charge as high
as N4000 for sëx without condom.
http://9jatv..com/2013/06/pregnant-p-empire.html?m=1#sthash.HYYR64W8.dpuf

Entertainment › Re: 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity by Ochek: 8:05am On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]BAN CHRISTIANITY AND DIRTY MAN WORSHIP!

RESTORE FAITH IN HUMANITY

I HATE CHRISTIANITY!

BY THE GODS, I WANT TO TAKE AN AXE AND DESTROY ALL THE FAKE IDOLS OF jESUS!
[/size][/quote]We CHRITIANS still LOVE you. We got no REAL or FAKE idols of JESUS. Just imaginary images drawn up or built to remind us of his existency. The same way you keep pictures around ur living room.
Entertainment › Re: 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity by Ochek: 7:44am On Jun 23, 2013
SELFWORTH: ....AND they have forsaken God.
But God still love them (WWJD = WHAT WILL JESUS DO?)
Politics › Re: The Weapons Are Hunting Rifles - Lebanese Suspects Tell Court. by Ochek: 6:24pm On Jun 22, 2013
Ayatullah: I strongly believe they may be saying the truth that what was found in the house were mere hunting rifles, it is possible our security forces planted the other weapons, after all we have such history, if we can remember what happen in the case of the APO SIX who were our citizens........let us wait for the court drama to fully unfold.
Where them DSS dey abeg. We have an accomplise of the bad guys on NL.
@Mod. Pls take note.
Politics › Re: The Weapons Are Hunting Rifles - Lebanese Suspects Tell Court. by Ochek: 6:10pm On Jun 22, 2013
Have you guys forgotten so soon? That anything is possible in 9ija. They ve come to hunt dinosaurs in 9ija.
If na fellow 9ijerian now, them for don booth him mouth finish with interrogations but see how those wicked souls dey smile and wave for Tv.
Sports › Re: Boy Kills Sister Using Wrestling Moves Learned On TV by Ochek: 12:17pm On Jun 22, 2013
victorazy: Wetin concern football and wrestling! Kai na fvul u be! so u no know say na sports dem be to entertain ppl? Stage? Ok dats y Bayern allowed Chelsea to lift that Champions league! Mumu so u never know say their is moni tag on every title "belt".
Hahahahahaha! So you still the display this ur mumu nature when you get internet for ur use? Kai! Make i no follow you yarn since you no gree learn. No vex again you hear? So we go fit go heaven. Sorry.

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