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Foreign Affairs › Re: 25 People Shot In 48 Hours In New York by Ochek: 8:56pm On Jun 03, 2013
mycon: o
OMG.....wat iz NIGERIA turning into naw.....people are juz killed anyhow...and the so called law wont do anytin...anywayz the law iz only 4 the poor....VERIFIED FACT
The buzz never clear from your to read say e no be for we country e happen?
I know say soon, some ppl go the say "GEJ is the cause"
Politics › Re: Opon Imo Launched By Osun Today by Ochek: 4:23pm On Jun 03, 2013
Ikengawo: LOL idk what your screen shot is supposed to help you do.

wait, I'm assuming the Ipon Imo is the new laptop rewarded to ACN laptop warriors?! LOOOLLLL
eh he, so this is why there's a global conference about the new laptops. Anyways, this will boost the SW's thread making, screenshoting, satelite picture posting, and pension earning political activities so i'm happy that many will be fed from this program


i think it's a great program, but the ceremony is excessive and symbolic of what i don't like about the ACN. 2 intiatives per governor and 8 years worth of loudness on the internet. If we are to develop a real opposition we can take one that has a 4 hour summit about laptops as a contender to the PDP because in the end of the day the rest of us aren't getting paid to buy the hot air you're blowing.



Imagine. all of this for 1 initiative. I dont think America did this when they went to the moon LOL.
True true me ma tire for this kind thing.
Business › Re: Cashing Of Third-party Cheques Above N150,000 Stops Today by Ochek: 10:27am On Jun 03, 2013
Inik: Cashless policy bla bla. Sanusi should better respond to the allegation of his raunchy affairs with married women.
How does that affect the policy in question?
Politics › Re: Buhari Faults Clampdown On Boko-Haram Members by Ochek: 9:30am On Jun 03, 2013
Prof Corruption: There's not even a single part of Buhari's interview that can be characterized as a lie.

Politics › Re: Boko-Haram gave Me N5000 To Burn Schools - Teenager by Ochek: 9:20pm On Jun 01, 2013
hayubee: Guy u said derz no christian terrorist d LRA(lord's resistance army) in central african republic stealing rapin girls recruiting baby soldiers are muslims bah
D IRA(catholic terrorist) dat carried out attacks are in europe hindus bah
Terrorism is not a monopoly of any religion make researches before u conclude
You fit get point for ur yarn sha but if them the give 1st prize which religion go win am for the world?
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram gave Me N5000 To Burn Schools - Teenager by Ochek: 9:17pm On Jun 01, 2013
[quote author=pres-elect]Ban wetin? Send them to which jail? Jail don full na! You don forget say dem been don arrange jail for gays and lesbians wey no hurt anybody. Una dey clap. Original criminals wey dey parade death like market are being rewarded with cash. Amnesty for boko haram wey de kill thousands of Nigerians, harassment for massob wey never kill anyone yet, jail for gays wey de go about thier own business, amnesty for MEND wey don sabotage economy tire,

Keep on clapping for National Assembly. Dem carry this gay law take cover una eyes.

Jail don full. If una want more jails, dem fit budget $40billion for 2 new jails. grin

What a country![/quote]You be gay or just Gay Advocate?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Warns Russia Against Giving Syria Missiles (wat A Comedy) by Ochek: 8:57am On May 30, 2013
mojounited: With Russia having the best air defense systems, S-300 & new S-400(SAMS) that are mobile and can be deployed within minutes, I wonder how Israeli air crafts and missiles would even reach Russia - they'd be blown out of the skies. grin

Here's a good analysis...even the US are grappling with their strides #Israel would be obliterated..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7K58XFZaa8
Lemme ask. How old is this video?
You really think America would come out to brag about what them got in them arsenal? Hahahaha. Just engage them and get shocked.
Politics › Re: Emir Rejects House-to-house Search In Daura by Ochek: 9:47am On May 28, 2013
I strongly suspect him as a sponsor.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by Ochek: 7:05am On May 28, 2013
spikes C: Morning cool
Goodmorning swt ppl
Family › "Two Mothers Fight Over Their Teenage Daughter’s Boyfriend In Abuja" by Ochek(op):
What is the world turning into? Instead of molding our teenage kids to become better tools for development and peaceful coexistence, we get parents (some) doing the very opposite.


For non-residents of the Federal Capital Territory
(FCT), Jikwoyi, is an outskirt community. Two
mothers fight over their teenage daughter’s
boyfriend. It started like a wild joke. Two teenage girls,
Merit and Nene date Kingsley, a Sales Manager
with one of the companies in Abuja.
Kingsley who is at the centre of the storm lives at
a mini estate in phase IV of Jikwoyi, a suburb in
the Federal Capital Territory, is said to be in his late 30s and has a good job with his apartment
tastefully furnished. Albany in her usual amebo restlessness gathered that one of the girls, Merit (16 years), resides in
the same compound with Kingsley is said to be
encouraged by her mother who is a civil servant
in one of the Ministries. On the other hand, Nene (16 years of age) whose
mother is a contractor comes to the compound to
help Kingsley with his house chores and
occasionally pass the night with her lover. Busybodies told Albany that tension started when Merit’s mother was said to have scolded
her daughter for “doing nothing while someone
from outside is coming to take her husband.”
Speaking in Pidgin English Busybody told Albany,
“bros na Merit mama dey encourage the girl to
date Kingsley. She dey even dey call the guy my in-law korokoro wey everi bodi sabi say na so
she dey call am and Merit dey help wash him
clothes and even cook for am. Kasala come burst when dem discover say Nene
dey come the compound, come see Kingsley, na
I’m she go warn Nene mama say make she hold
her child.” Nene’s mother did not take the matter lightly as
she was said to have responded in an equally
belligerent manner which led to a fight between
both women. Not to be outdone by their mothers, the girls
were said to have engaged each other in a fight
with both of them tearing each other’s clothes
and calling each other all sort of unprintable
names.
Kingsley is not perturbed by the fight between both families for his love as he has continued to
date the two girls. Confiding in a close friend, Kingsley had said that
he will continue to date both girls until he
relocates” adding that “they are too young for
him to settle down with any one of them.” [img]What is the world turning into? Instead of molding our teenage kids to become better tools for development and peaceful coexistence, we get parents (some) doing the very opposite.


For non-residents of the Federal Capital Territory
(FCT), Jikwoyi, is an outskirt community. Two
mothers fight over their teenage daughter’s
boyfriend. It started like a wild joke. Two teenage girls,
Merit and Nene date Kingsley, a Sales Manager
with one of the companies in Abuja.
Kingsley who is at the centre of the storm lives at
a mini estate in phase IV of Jikwoyi, a suburb in
the Federal Capital Territory, is said to be in his late 30s and has a good job with his apartment
tastefully furnished. Albany in her usual amebo restlessness gathered that one of the girls, Merit (16 years), resides in
the same compound with Kingsley is said to be
encouraged by her mother who is a civil servant
in one of the Ministries. On the other hand, Nene (16 years of age) whose
mother is a contractor comes to the compound to
help Kingsley with his house chores and
occasionally pass the night with her lover. Busybodies told Albany that tension started when Merit’s mother was said to have scolded
her daughter for “doing nothing while someone
from outside is coming to take her husband.”
Speaking in Pidgin English Busybody told Albany,
“bros na Merit mama dey encourage the girl to
date Kingsley. She dey even dey call the guy my in-law korokoro wey everi bodi sabi say na so
she dey call am and Merit dey help wash him
clothes and even cook for am. Kasala come burst when dem discover say Nene
dey come the compound, come see Kingsley, na
I’m she go warn Nene mama say make she hold
her child.” Nene’s mother did not take the matter lightly as
she was said to have responded in an equally
belligerent manner which led to a fight between
both women. Not to be outdone by their mothers, the girls
were said to have engaged each other in a fight
with both of them tearing each other’s clothes
and calling each other all sort of unprintable
names.
Kingsley is not perturbed by the fight between both families for his love as he has continued to
date the two girls. Confiding in a close friend, Kingsley had said that
he will continue to date both girls until he
relocates” adding that “they are too young for
him to settle down with any one of them.” [/img]What is the world turning into? Instead of molding our teenage kids to become better tools for development and peaceful coexistence, we get parents (some) doing the very opposite.


For non-residents of the Federal Capital Territory
(FCT), Jikwoyi, is an outskirt community. Two
mothers fight over their teenage daughter’s
boyfriend. It started like a wild joke. Two teenage girls,
Merit and Nene date Kingsley, a Sales Manager
with one of the companies in Abuja.
Kingsley who is at the centre of the storm lives at
a mini estate in phase IV of Jikwoyi, a suburb in
the Federal Capital Territory, is said to be in his late 30s and has a good job with his apartment
tastefully furnished. Albany in her usual amebo restlessness gathered that one of the girls, Merit (16 years), resides in
the same compound with Kingsley is said to be
encouraged by her mother who is a civil servant
in one of the Ministries. On the other hand, Nene (16 years of age) whose
mother is a contractor comes to the compound to
help Kingsley with his house chores and
occasionally pass the night with her lover. Busybodies told Albany that tension started when Merit’s mother was said to have scolded
her daughter for “doing nothing while someone
from outside is coming to take her husband.”
Speaking in Pidgin English Busybody told Albany,
“bros na Merit mama dey encourage the girl to
date Kingsley. She dey even dey call the guy my in-law korokoro wey everi bodi sabi say na so
she dey call am and Merit dey help wash him
clothes and even cook for am. Kasala come burst when dem discover say Nene
dey come the compound, come see Kingsley, na
I’m she go warn Nene mama say make she hold
her child.” Nene’s mother did not take the matter lightly as
she was said to have responded in an equally
belligerent manner which led to a fight between
both women. Not to be outdone by their mothers, the girls
were said to have engaged each other in a fight
with both of them tearing each other’s clothes
and calling each other all sort of unprintable
names.
Kingsley is not perturbed by the fight between both families for his love as he has continued to
date the two girls. Confiding in a close friend, Kingsley had said that
he will continue to date both girls until he
relocates” adding that “they are too young for
him to settle down with any one of them.”

Nairaland General › Re: Does Flogging Have A Place In Modern Nigerian Society? by Ochek: 11:18am On May 25, 2013
Uyi Iredia: And despite the wide spread use of koboko has vices stopped ? No, it hasn't. Your statement is senseless to me when I consider how flogging (or the prospect of it) didn't deter me from doing what I had in mind.
You must be super hardened if koboko never restored you and drove fear down ur spine.
Politics › Re: Black Out In Kano- How About Your State? by Ochek: 11:10am On May 25, 2013
Yeah! So it was in Jos till 20mins ago. Now i can comment cos we now ve light:-)
Jokes Etc › Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ochek: 5:44pm On May 24, 2013
where this man sef? Gimme one pot of cow head. Salary don enter
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aeroplane 'On Fire' Flying Over London by Ochek: 5:02pm On May 24, 2013
nenergy: I'm suprised they didn't term the birds "terrorist birds" migrating from Nigeria.lol
Common! Those guys put logic into play before anything. The happenings involving the Nigerian guys were witnessed and their security agencies already had infos about them. They were said to have been apprehended when they made moves to join a group of extremists in some other country.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Aeroplane 'On Fire' Flying Over London by Ochek: 4:55pm On May 24, 2013
adaobi123: I know it does. cheesy

We shall see....
I can sell one plot of ma land in Ikoyi so you can get trained. That way, you would be happy, i would be happy and we all would be happy:-)

Yeah sure! Those pilots did a great job. Lucky them anyway -that they had not gone too far before having to make a turn back.
Phones › Re: Cat B15 Android Smartphone By Caterpillar by Ochek: 9:20pm On May 23, 2013
runzlord: It aint attracttive at all........besides what the point when the most beautiful phone in the world is as rugged as this non-sence is no andriod major OEM rufuse to do rugged phones? One sentence

SWITCH TO LUMIA

lumia 920 can do all this shit #fact!!
Must you hate on it to pass us comment?
How about making a decent comment and move on?
Abi them the force you to buy?
Politics › Re: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by Ochek: 7:26am On May 23, 2013
And because i bear the name Tony Raymonds with an american accent don't mean I'm American. So, them mama and papa don come yarn say him commot for we country abi still mouthing on the fact he got a name linked to a sect in nija (that other sister african countries also use)? I beg make una stop to paint us black until investigations re completed.
And to those non-nija guys wey the run them nyama nyama mouth (abi smileyna fingers sef) make una go form una own blog or website and leave us alone na. Haba! Nija is this, nija is that and una no fit stay out of our things. They follow enjoy we resources and berrer berrer things. Mtcheeeeeeew.
Politics › Re: Michael Adeboloja 'Mujahid' - One Of Woolwich Attackers Is A British-Nigerian? by Ochek: 7:10am On May 23, 2013
is the murderer not african or Nigerian (as claimed by some already)? which parts of africa are at war with Europe? he was saying
the women where he comes from see such
things everyday. I mean, this definatly ain't a Nigerian.
Politics › Re: No Plan To Release Arrested Boko-Haram Members— Aso Rock by Ochek: 4:15pm On May 22, 2013
Now the presidency has got my full back
Politics › Re: Ombatse Militiamen Attack Herdsmen Again by Ochek: 3:14pm On May 22, 2013
4djustnation: But does that justify the killing of Human beings?
No it doesn't put at least it says we can be inhuman too!
Politics › Re: Ombatse Militiamen Attack Herdsmen Again by Ochek: 3:11pm On May 22, 2013
I beg! make una leave this ppl alone jor! when them Fulani ppl the attack other ppl no body the yarn o! now we go start hear human rights voice.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cheated On Me With My Twin Brother by Ochek: 6:57pm On May 21, 2013
Some comments here make brain.
However, @OP. Tot you said you both work at the same place? How come you never saw or spoke in such a long time?
Politics › Re: Ombatse Used Cutlass To Fight Police by Ochek: 4:20pm On May 21, 2013
brito: Oga @Emmannuel, mind your tongue o, the person typing next to your keyboard could be an Ombatse member! @begwong no vex o! Uptill this 21st century u still believe juju power instead of the Almighty God?
u sure say u sabi the almighty God u the talk? na only those wey believe am na eim juju no the catch o! those police wey go there tell u say them sabi baba God? moreover bible follow yarn say make we no dey ignorant of the vices of the deviel
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unadvertised Vacancies by Ochek: 2:53pm On May 21, 2013
Boss13: Caretaker wanted

Sex - Female (attractive)

Age - 21 - 27

Skills - Must be a good cook and know how to maintain the home

Remuneration is very good. (No jokes)
Chairman, try follow good example na? where the location or add wey person go follow get this job?
Politics › Re: Ombatse Used Cutlass To Fight Police by Ochek: 2:48pm On May 21, 2013
all this story about the happenings in that land tells how much unprofessional our police force can be. Imagine info about an arrest got to the winds not less than a week before the ugly incedent. who won't have time enough to prep his escape? and come to think of it, over 90 force men sent to arrest one man? kai! We are yet to get a vivid and true story from the ends of the police.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Thanks To Nairaland And Cordels33 .- I Got A Job by Ochek: 10:40pm On May 20, 2013
Congratulations man! best of luck at your new job.
@codeless! goodman you are
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Myths About Introverts by Ochek: 11:09am On May 18, 2013
Good to know you guys now know about me. Nice to meet ya all.
Politics › Re: Live Updates From Bornu, Yobe And Adamawa States by Ochek: 8:22am On May 17, 2013
Asemo11: .


If u tell someone, 'i will kill u' and the person dies days after. Who should be held responsible? Think!
Me! Simple logic. No evidence but go ask court. Them go say i be number 1 suspect.
Point well gotten.
Politics › Re: Live Updates From Bornu, Yobe And Adamawa States by Ochek: 8:20am On May 17, 2013
Metallurgist: typical idi-ot, clueless and an illitra-te as far as inetrnational policy and diplomacy is concern, you really think the USA and isreal care about african xtains? Or anybody else apart from themselves and there interest. They do prefer the saudis or afgans(that benefit them) than the papacy
Shame on ur shallow mentality. Whose talking about xtians here? Now i know it is ur type that keep info from security operatives and hide the boko boys (if you re not one) cos you think it is a good Jihad fight. #InoBlameYou#
Politics › Re: Live Updates From Bornu, Yobe And Adamawa States by Ochek: 1:06pm On May 16, 2013
hollandis: Jonathan caused the death of civilians and the surge of boko haram .He would have arrested buhari during the first election for his violent and inciteful remarks.Since he got away with it , it only put strength in the minds of the trouble makers
Do you really know anything about civil and democratic proceedings? As much as i dislike that fanatic - Buhari, i must categorically say, GEJ acted as best as he could under those circumstances of the "bleep talks" that were uttered. And to say GEJ caused it make we wonder if u re a citizen of Nigeria or just another foreigner on NL
Phones › Re: BlackBerry To Launch BBM For Android & iOS Mobile Platforms by Ochek: 8:45pm On May 14, 2013
Omo! Saka won hit another advert o! This time na "I don port to BBM" e mean say ...
Whatsapp all the way jor!

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