₦airaland Forum

chatinent:
..to propose to his mother or did I miss a thing?

Yes. You missed taking your evening pill. Lol

TotoGame:
Is it the public holiday that the state govt declared or the sit at home ordered by IPOB?

Sit at home. Since Friday. Anybody staying in Nnewi, Awka, Onitsha, Ekwuobia and major cities in anambra will tell you same. Businesses and schools are closed

BegAt40:
My dad is a highly respected well-to-do man but his problem was his wife; I wonder how they married!

She used to beat him in our presence and she'd lay curses on us if we ever plead that she stops. At times, she'd shout from night till dawn, making sure that no one sleeps and she'd try her best to call the neighbors' attention to tarnish his reputation. Not like he's weak, he just tried not to make things escalate and be a bigger issue. Now I'm grown up, I hate women die and she's begging me to get married.

Meanwhile, I just want to stay out here treating Nigerian girls in the language they understand.

Every action has an equal reaction...

Mark my words, you will also be treated in the language u understand... when the time comes

TotoGame:
You might be right but the main stuff that burst their plans was the suspension of the sit at home order . If the lockdown wasn't lifted, The APC and Uba might have their way


I commend my brothers for doing the needful!

But there has been sit at home in Anambra since Friday until today being Monday ooo.

TotoGame:
That's the 9th wonders of the world!

The 8th is how a certain certificateless gworo chewing bastard from daura became president of a country.

Ipob beat them. They were planning to import thousands of mercenaries to come vote, but Ipob sent a stern warning to all the hotels both in and surrounding Anambra that if they dare accommodate any guest during the election week, that hotel will definitely get burnt down after the election.
So, no where to hide, harbor and accommodate those criminals, that's why they failed at rigging with mercenaries.

Sammy07:
Na wa ooo

Bayelsa nah disgrace to south and entire Oil producing states.

Imagine, a state with 8 local governments with less than 2m populations

Na wa o

And yet people keep calling GEJ a hero........

If this is true, then He failed as a president woefully.

XXXXTENTACION:
His Village people have finally suceeded....
selling Aba made clothes in the U.K...
who go buy am
na white man go buy aba made clothes...

Quality matters ooo bros. Average income earners go troop there die if his clothes are top quality cheaper in price.

Most Oyinbos no too dey wear fanciful clothes oo unless their celebrities ooo.

Antibot5:
My man said for destroying humanity

E be like say that babe carry better behind to destroy humanity ��

Na that part made me laugh so hard. She destroyed humanity? She destroyed womanhood?

Help me ask that village teacher how?

But he forget say na they themselves wey be heads of department, deans, provost's, vc, wey dey embezzle school funds like rogues dey do the destructions.

Oga lecturer the shame and blame is only on her,

Pjoko:
To keep it short and simple!

I promise to get my girlfriend an iPhone 11 pro max because her phone was bad. Few weeks later I got myself an iPhone 11. She saw the phone and was like oh cool, then I told her I would buy her own any moment but I keep delaying it and teasing her just because I'm still thinking if this my girlfriend who had cheated on me truly worth this phone?!

This girl I'm talking about had cheated on me, I saw her WhatsApp chat telling a guy I love you, and all that. I confronted her and she said she was sorry, that a friend of her gave her number to the guy without telling her and she kept talking and met the guy once at the mall.
I told her I called the guy and he told me he knew the girl had a guy because of her body movement when she visits him. But my girl swear with her mother in the grave that he had never visited this guy at his house, that they only met once at the mall and after then he keeps sending her money while at school.

The truth is that I forgive her because she swear with her mother in the grave. That one really touched me that is why I believe her that she never visited the guy in his house which means they never had sex.

But I said to myself, this relationship will never lead to marriage for her to hangout with a guy while still dating me. I honestly lost the trust I had for this girl. Now I'm planning to breakup with her in a calm and coded way because I don't longer trust her. But because she currently has no phone, I said I will buy her the iPhone and then use distance issue to breakup gradually with her as I'm planning to go on a month trip soon.

But surprisingly, my girl was with me yesterday and I was teasing her that, since she has been using my iPhone 11 and even went home with it for a week, there was no need buying her the iPhone 11 pro max. And she replied:

No, it's the iPhone 11 pro max I want, but you keep delaying this, do you feel pained to buy the phone for me??

This her response didn't go down well with me, I keep wondering why she said if I feel pained to buy her the phone? I told her I'm not happy with such question, that it means if I buy her the phone she won't appreciate it because she would feel like I bought out of pain and she said no that she was sorry, I shouldn't take it that way.

She is 20yrs old.

Please advise me, I love her and care for her that is why I just decided I will get her the phone and break up with her, so it doesn't hurt her too much. But due to this I decided never to get her the phone again by giving her excuses until I travel.

You are not smart. U for Combined the money for 11 and 11 pro u promised her and get yourself 13 pro max.

Steal someone's property for this hard time? That's wickedness. He should face the full wrath of the law.

Proper investigations should be carried out to be sure he really wan steal the car or just someone sent message to go get or do something from the car or he mistook the car for his, or....etc.

My own experience, 2008, when I was working. Me and boss always go on training workshops because he was a medical doctor/University professor. So, on many occasions, he will send me to get something from the car at the parking lots, and gave me the keys, but I always struggled with unlocking the doors, that it always ended up me calling his driver to help out, when I must had spent time fiddling with the door.
Assuming it was in a big parking lot like this with hundreds of cars and in an area with high car theft that I did those struggling then, one day some passerby for brand me car thief. And my boss go dey inside workshop hall dey give lecture while I dey get beaten as a thief...

My boss na confirm miser, he no dey like work him car well, so he dey manage everything for him car. Lol

But come oo, most nigerians are stonehearted ooo. See as women dey put hand beat. If you leave that thief there, even a newborn baby fit follow go get fuel make them burn am.

No wonder they always birth soulless leaders.

Na with this heartlessness them take they born children oo...

This whole sight is sickening

1Sharon:
After it rolls around in faeces and tramples on what you don't know, why allow it into your bed

Lol. They don't do that. It use the bathroom every morning. Once daily. It gives u sign that he wants to and you open the door and he go our into the backyard and do it on the grass. It showers often and do stay clean because it stays inside 24/7. Dogs outside Nigeria are extremely neat disease free because they do eat nice foods and see vets as supposed.

Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?

You don carry your exhaust pipe rebolt that babe to 050...

Now see the cause

Easylion3569:
My girlfriend last saw her menstration last month, its been 30 days and 4 day since she last saw it.. So i was wondering why, and i had to visit a chemist who gave me a pregnancy test tools called 'accuracy'..
he told me how to use it, and what the various line display means.
so i called my girl and told her to urinate small on a small cup, followed the instructions and two thick red line showed..
and the chemist said two line is positive..
i'm still schooling i don't kno what to do now.

everything i have worked for, how i have planned my future is now trying to fade away.
i cant even hold my tears

Lol.

Nwata rie ife ona amulu anya, ura atua ya ozugbo.

Sex is not for poor or kids...

You for use emergency pills which works within 72 hrs after unprotected sex.

But you must fu!!ck out 20k jus for a pil.....

But it's efficacy level is 100 percent.

No need cry. It does any of u no good. Just make you two fornicators open up to your parents. They will help u mend your errors. Do not try use child brain solve it, or else you guys will complicate your life.

Peace

PlayMaker14:
Atleast, I have learnt that the plural of Wife is “Wifes” from this daft fellow.

But English or any language doesn't define one's level of intelligence.

Second, Chief priest said in his first posts, that he belonged to the group of streets bad boys that bang babes anyhow, but codedly.

Third, don't stress yourself over their headache.

Peace....

gasparpisciotta:
I wonder why they reacted to the face and not the body odor....hmmm!

A new big cat.

My goodness, in US or Europe pet animals are so treated like human babies that at some point, they start losing their animal traits, taking human traits.

Our dog now snores like human when he sleeps. He sleeps in our bed.

He sleeps exactly time human sleeps at night and wakes human time in the morning. Lol

Icouldhave:
Hi all

We the children have sat my dad down and talked to him, to the extent we are tired, how can an old man at this stage in life still fornicating.

Money we sent to him for his upkeeps, he is using it to feed another man's children. several times my mom have seen vega 200 in his pockets during laundry.

The annoying thing is this woman he is frolicking with is a known area miscreant, I don't know if he's jazzed or it's something else.

A man at this age is not supposed to have sexual urge, besides while he was young he didn't do like this.

(no insults on my dad please, we respect him, he did alot for us his children both male and female)

Please how do we the children handle this issue?

You guy are the real evidence of village winch

An 85 year old man you still want to control and give advice? For what?

All the time you dey school or single dey bleep like dog did the man try to stop your enjoyment?

He probably wasted his young man days sacrificing and making sure you guys were trained and lived well to what you guys are today

Now that he has just little time left in this world to make up for the lost days and enjoy his last moment on earth, you still want to say no...

What does your mom need from an 85 year old man?

All of una na winch.

85 year old man can't be controlled, changed or told what to do Respect his wish.

Or just because of the little money una dey give him, now u want control him. Shuuuu...

If na Europe, the man go shoot any of una wey come be stumbling block to his last enjoyment on earth.

DoggoneDogg:
Na Yahoo what else??
The idiot save money buy laptop go learn for HK con come here dey cap nonsense

Yahoo no dey give monthly stipulated income naaa. Na once in a blue moon you hit target, then continue bombing.

Again if na Yahoo, he no go come ask nairaland, his fellow Yahoo business partners go be his advisers.

kayode69:
Dear Nairalanders,

My name is Kayode Sherif, I'm a 300L student of a state university in the country studying a 5 year course.

Last year, (during the lockdown).... I was hell broke(so broke I couldn't even feed)

I had heard of this online business, but I didn't have any guidance on how to go about it, AND I didn't even have money to buy the course available for it.

I decided I was going to find a way to buy the course, so I took a job as a fuel station attendant (I worked there for 6 months) I saved up some money.

I bought the course and started studying and implementing all I had learnt, day and night...

It was as if nothing was working "I was desperate! I wasn't making money."

But I kept on...

Finally this year, I got the breakthrough. I got my first payment.

Fast forward to today, I have been making at least 250k in a month but I can't keep up with my school.

I'm thinking of terminating my school but I don't want to make a decision that will affect me for the rest of my life so I'm seeking for your honest opinion.

Should I quit school and focus more on my online business?

Black man. Something wey dey give u this kind money u no want share with other poor unemployed teeming youth your age languishing in poverty so that they go follow u at least eat.

But u want people to help you with advice, abi?

Morgan9:
This relationship b/w
Maria and kelvin wont end well..
Remember todays date and quote me anywhere

We don't need to quote you. You said nothing special just the obvious that evil backfires. Every dick and Harry know that.

Don't begin feel high like say u be prophet.

InfernoNig:
Some men have high level of tolerance and patience. I have seen some of her twerk videos, it got me thinking how a married lady and future mother would publicly dress seductively and shake her ass in the presences of elderly people And teenagers all in the name of Fame. And I wonder what goes on in the mind of her husband, and I bet he is not ok, but what can he do, he knew what he was buying.

We have really lost morals in this generation...

My opinion though.

Guy u no go understand.


Pray make God never allow woman pay your bills.

Any day wey e go happen, na that day you go no say you ma go tolerate her as wife too, even if she dey your house dey do olosho job.

I think her husband and that BBN Tega or something, na their wives dey pay their bills.

Ferguson no want make any wonderful coach come break his record as a Man U coach, that's why he keeps protecting Ole.

But, United, should have known the best way to get out the best from Ole. If they had given him a sack letter before Liverpool, he would have won the match fantastically.

paulolee:
same here....I respect all he had done for football but it doesnt mean dt he is free from being criticized, mind u, he is d highest earner in EPL...

But criticism are taken serious when it's done by experts in the same profession you are criticising.

Can a road side mechanic question/ criticise a theory by a refined Scientist?

So, when you criticise first, be sure of being an expert in the same field.

A medical doctor cant be a football pundit.

Lenny22:
Hello Nairaland peeps, my friend is 23 but looks 28. This is really affecting his self esteem, he has lost quite a number of modelling gigs because most people think he reduced his age.
He developed facial hair at age 16 and started shaving at age 17. Due to the lack of proper shaving technique back then has resulted into hyper pigmentation. Is there any remedy?

Nothing to worry about, sometimes hormones go crazy at a particular point in one's life but correct or balance equation later on.

Just, drink lots of water, eat fruits like die, sleep well, exercise daily, just find happiness, maybe u join Chelsea so that u go dey get happiness....

Get quality soap and cream, dress neatly fine.

Above all, just focus on your hustle, come close to God, make money..

Cheers. U be man not woman, last last na money go make you fine fresh boy......

EBMedia:
Sound Sultan Sacrificed His Health For the common man, Buhari Ran to London for Treatment - Reno Omokri

Former Presidential aide, Reno Omokri has compared late singer, Sound Sultan's contribution to the #EndSARS protest to that of President Muhammadu Buhari when he was sick, IgbereTV reports.

Taking to his Instagram handle, Reno Omokri shared a collage of Sound Sultan at the protest ground, and said the singer who died of lung cancer this year knew about his health condition, yet sacrificed his comfort to fight for the common man.

He however alleged that Buhari "ran to London for 6 months" when he was sick.

He wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVPzhb9jYZr/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Sorry to ask OP, was it Lung Cancer or Throat Cancer he died of

dahmie2013:
My brother, seeking knowledge has nothing to do with age. This attitude is not the best. I still advise you go to school and upgrade yourself.

Go to school and do what, actually?

Both University graduate and business man or craft man are just pursuing one goal - making money.

Speaking fluent English is no upgrade.

Upgrading is when you move from poverty to wealth...

How many world billionaires do you remember their certificate?

If that guy had arrived the girl's house in flashy SUV, nobody would have talked about his certificate.

Money is the real upgrade the society sees and appreciate not certificate.

If you like carry 1000 certificates, carry dictionary for head, if you no get money, you are the same as a mad man

Xj2020:
He is a very principled man. Very religious and doesn't play with his God been a devoted Muslim. Extremely rich and bless with four grown up children with the second of his children getting married in a month time.

He retired from the bank 2 years ago having risen to the pinnacle of his career in the banking industry having served in different capacities for almost 35 years.

Yes, the wife is uncultured and ill-mannered. He knows already and has been managing her all these years.

He is presently in court seeking to divorce his wife and has vowed that nothing would stop him from divorcing his wife.

My question is what could possibly make a man thrown in the towel and walk out of his marriage after so many years together?

I will like to know.

You have uncle that is walking out of marriage u no ask him, na we wey never walk in or preparing to walking or just walked in you dey ask?

Mr, your uncle is in a better position to answer you that.

360degreess:
This generation of youths has lost it completely when it comes to the issue of morality.. Celebrating and appreciating morally corrupt individuals. For what exactly?

Don't be deceived. Which fans? How them go organise themselves? Them be political party?

All these na their management team dey organise these magic bros, even those car gifts, house gifts, phone gifts, na them Dey organise them to trick gullible ones.

Necksonnel:
He will loose to AJ . This i can bet on. Wilder style of winning don cast. Fury don expose am. Avoid his right has knock down and box him out. A good boxer will easily defeat Wilder if they can avoid his strong right hand

Lol. Easily? You are kidding.

The only boxer who could defeat Wilder is someone who has an Iron chin like Fury, ready to get up
anytime he throws his right hand bomb.

The way Fury fell anytime his right hand bomb connected his face on the first and third fights, no boxer go survive such.

On their first first, Fury rose like undertaker just at the count of 9......

realstars:
She dont want to make the same mistake that buhari made,
she borrow brain from the multiple surce who will guide her Governance..

The problem of Nigeria is not leadership, Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria. What is SUG that she require this number of persons to be her Assistants?

This is just avenue either to steal or reward her cronies.

Crazy Nigerians growing up to become crazy leaders.

Divoc19:
Some people came to this life with a Broke Destiny. Nothing can change it for them

I totally disagree with you. Time and unforseen occurrence, environment, decisions, mistakes, are what causes poverty.

If you care to know, there are many countries where nobody is broke. Everybody has what he or she needs to enjoy life.

To cap it all, if you want to accuse God, read this bible verse - Jeremaiah 29 : 11

Mybrotheralso:
He's the first born out of 5 children. He's doing his PHD and has his own business. He still lives with our parents. So he does not pay for house, food or water. But can you imagine this brother of mine who makes money from his business doesn't contribute to the house for the same food he eats, when he makes money he goes to hotels and sleep over with women and prefers to train and help outsiders than bring something to the family. Recently, he had the effontry to reject my mummy's food on the ground that it was served late. I simply asked my mom to stop putting food for him.

Honestly this brother of mine has never brought joy to my parents and siblings. He has had several accidents driving carelessly, yet my mom still takes care of it all and she has even stayed over in the hospital when he had the last accident and became unconscious.

They're just the kind of brother one will have and you wished you never had a brother , my brother is exactly that kind of brother anyone will wish not to have. Not to talk of his dubious nature, you can't do simple business with him without him cheating on you. I once was rearing one animal and had to send him money for feeds but can you believe he was billing me in excess. We also contributed money to renovate our father's house and he emphatically told us he bought something which he didn't actually buy.

I wonder why God gave us this kind of brother, he has been like this since we all knew something and hasn't changed for good.
He has been sat down and talked to severally yet he will repent and still go back to his old ways .

So pathetic!

You guys have really tried so the best now is to count him as dead and move on. If there is a way your parents will chase him away from the house, it will be good so that his stupidity wouldn't be in you guys face.

Let him go rent his own house and destroy himself, who cares. If Grace is upon him, then let him repent and turn a new leaf.

TheRareGem1:
Nigerians just want to put food on their tables, live peacefully and enjoy the dividend of democracy. The FX is putting pressure on everything.

Personally, Emefiele has been dishing out wacky policies, been a mess of monetary and financial policies. How can a prof of law be giving you brilliant suggestions all the time. That is how he did during cryto ban.

VP's assertion is spot on.

The advice is not smart. Going by the history of FX in nigeria. Anytime the official exchange rate is moved upwards, the black market rate moves upwards even more. If you move official rate now to 600, believe me the black market will hit 1k. Mark this word.

The market is run by insane stupid greedy rogues so the only way to get a bit hold of them is the lower bank rate.