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Lamasta:
Ronaldo came off peacefully without yelling and badlooking the coach like Messi did....

Nearly, but didn't happen. Most big players are always that way when taken off in a crucial game, because they want to help their team win

jaxxy:
They paid players to do a simple job and they can’t do it then u blame the employers? Should they come and play for them?

Poch is a failure, failed at Tottenham and failing here again.

English is really not our first language. Read again please. And see where I put the blame.

Mind you Poch at Tot was a nightmare to every EPL big 6...

Lamasta:
They played in the UCL final 2 seasons ago and got to the semi finals last season, they are champions of the farmers league in and out before the arrival of Messi so show some respect to PSG, Messi needs to be humble cos thus is not barca where he calls the shots....
Pochetino is in charge here not Messi the earlier he realizes this the better for him

Of course he should learn to respect the coach. This is one thing about being such great, humility is difficult. I recall Ronaldo being taking off against YB, he nearly yelled at Ole. Lol

But, the truth is those two are world greatest now in soccer

malikombi:
Just when I needed a good rest after a hectic travel, I lodge into a hotel and the next thing is looking for hidden camera or secret hole upandan, forget it OP. Kuku say if you carry another person's wife to a hotel, watch out for camera

Forget bro, Nigeria is fast becoming a crazy country filled with crazy folks who are terrible as humans.

I lost my Beats by Dre headphones in a hotel near the int. Murtala airport. First week of September. I was sure they stole that over 100k headphones at the reception.

Then called them tire their excuses were lame.

Then next week the cleaners in another big hotel in VI took my cutlerries from my room, though mistakenly. But I had to ask before they returned it.

I feel so unsafe with my life and items anytime I am staying in Nigerian hotel.

goodheart02:
Oh now he moved in with the wrong guys abi? When we were complaining of Juves lack of input u all were heaping the blame on Ronaldo. U Messi fans can be funny choi

Go quote me where I was criticising Ronaldo. I am no fan of anybody. That's for kids. I only see football from the eyes of an unbiased unsentimental soccer lover who enjoys the beautiful round leather game. Period

Ronaldo and Messi are beasts from another planet always, their records speak of their greatness.

Numero unos of the 20th century.....

Messi moved in with the wrong guys. No fighting or winning spirit, just big boys wasting the money of the Qatari billionaire Al Nasiri. No wonder they had failed to register their name in Europe despite the huge investments.

They rubbished the class of Tuchel and made him look average. Now they are rubbishing the class of Messi and Poch.

What a club filled with business men whose only interest is money...

Kyase:
Lukaku no dey perform against big six
Chelsea are good sha no lie
But by next week Leeds will be in relegation zone

I don't think so. He is so unselfish with big games. This match he set Mount, and Werner up, they failed to convert. Had it been they converted he would have got 2 assists. Then Chelsea players seem to not feed him well like they supposed. Against Liverpool, you saw it twice harvezt and Mount failed to set him up. Today, Kovacic and Alanso too.

He is always a big dog in any match bro whether big six or small 14

SuperNova33:
The nigger mind can't comprehend what Reno is talking about, the nigger mind will find it counter intuitive,

He is suffering from poverty mindset, he is just jealous because he can't afford it, he is old-school,

The black man makes money and thinks of how to buy Benz, jewelry, rims, house in lekki, because the nigger mind has no concept of planing ahead and investment. It just wants to ball.

Reno is a rear gem and he speaks the truth regardless.

This una Reno should stop advising and talking about everything. He most times sound dumb.

He advised you guys to buy Apple shares and Microsoft shares. How will those companies' share become profitable if people don't buy their products?



Once Apple, Microsoft and the rest big companies wey their shares are profitable to invest, stop making sells, their shares will crash and investors go lose money.

No buy apply phone 13 but buy their shares? Lol.

Oga na the level of buys from their newest products they push their shares to become profitable.

Modrovdeux:
Good advice

The thing is, all these phones we are running to buy will be obsolete in five years time, if not in two years time.

Below is the Nokia N series. Advanced tech in their day, old age jokes now.

This una Reno should stop advising and talking about everything. He most times sound dumb.

He advised you guys to buy Apple shares and Microsoft shares. How will those companies' share become profitable if people don't buy their products?



Once Apple, Microsoft and the rest big companies wey their shares are profitable to invest, stop making sells, their shares will crash and investors go lose money.

No buy apply phone 13 but buy their shares? Lol.

Oga na the level of buys from their newest products they push their shares to become profitable.

SadiqBabaSani:
Now this is Constructive Advise, Dear Reno Kindly Write a piece on
. Treasury bills
. buying Applr shares
. Buying Microsoft Shares

This una Reno should stop advising and talking about everything. He most times sound dumb.

He advised you guys to buy Apple shares and Microsoft shares. How will those companies' share become profitable if people don't buy their products?



Once Apple, Microsoft and the rest big companies wey their shares are profitable to invest, stop making sells, their shares will crash and investors go lose money.

No buy apply phone 13 but buy their shares? Lol.

Oga na the level of buys from their newest products they push their shares to become profitable.

blackpanda:
Bottom line: 2023 is going to be a battle between south and north. The battle ground will be within APC as pdp is practically dead!

The best candidate for the south remains Tinubu or osinbajo ( but most likely Tinubu as of today), the north is yet to present a candidate but we know that if or when they do it'll come with a bang!

All those insulting Fani Kayode should stop. The truth is that the guy is a survivalist. Highest bidder

For you to say proudly that the best candidate for the South is Tinibu shows that nigeria has a long way to go because the youths are so stupid to make a better decision.

With what this present old analogue sick uneducated man is doing to Nigeria is not enough to reset una brain say you need educated, digital, vibrant healthy young man as a leader.

Ajiswaggs:
By January next year, I'm very sure they will still release IPhone 14 for 1millionaire. They know we Africans are mumu when it comes to material things.

Africa no dey use much iphones naa like Europe and America. They are poor and have no mortgage working.

Come Yankee, if you see 5 persons for street, 4 na iphone them dey use.

So many mortgage companies wey go give u lattest iPhone and ask you to dey pay monthly. And if newest one come out, just return am and get the lattest model.

Idiotmod:
Maybe e don drink petrol

No. He says the truth. He has consistently proved himself in all the clubs he has joined. Once he moved, he wastes no time clicking. Everton, Man United, Inter, Chelsea (×2)

He scores in every competition, UEFA, League, FA cup, Italian Cup etc , name them...

Chelsea fans read history about the N0 9 curse. He broke it.

Very few big boys can replicate such feat.

Buy Lukaku into any league or club now, he go still dey score dey go.
Then you can bank on him when it matters most, just like CR7

What else makes a striker the best?

Maxymilliano:
APC has no shame !
How can you celebrate same person you once referred to as drunkard, kindergarten President, clueless etc

I hope GEJ is wise enough to discern when he is being played for a fool

He won't be a fool, judging from how things are done in Nigeria. If you really want to be successful in this country you must take up their madness and begin acting like the majority. That's the only way you do be successful.

Let him play by their card. Take their stupid ticket, win, then destroy APC and Japa to another party. That's how stupid they play politics here.

malcom1X:
Do you know that there are no antibody test for Covid 19 Vaccine, why is that?

Which of the vaccines has an antibody test?
Tell me make I follow u learn.

Besides, oyinbo don at least contribute something in the fight against covid, make you wey sabi pass then contribute your own quota to saving the world. No be say you go just sit for you office dey criticise. Enter lab contribute too.

No so so oversabi we Africans they always claim.

This thing wey you talk now, about No antibody test I am sure say na for online you see am talk.

Can you beat your chest and say you don carry out your own comprehensive research to confirm what you just said?

Produce cure una no fit, then allow the person wey produce una still no want to. Una wan make covid wipe all of humans out?

Super story. ....Fallacies, lies.....

Can we see a well researched article with statistical data so that we believe?

Nigerian researchers/ scientists/ journalists/writers/ are the laziest in the world.

I remember when we been day University, walahi, anytime wey we dey do assignments and dey read published articles from peofessors/readers/senior lecturers from reputable universities in nigeria, na so so copy and paste most of them they do. As in them they copy themselves verbatim. Lol.

Educationalserv:
smart man he knows he coming back to prison .

Lol. Na old boys association abi na Old Boys reunion?

Crazy phoney wicked greedy nigeria politicians that will rarely do good things for the sake of good will. Na political moves him dey make so.

Next time now you go hear say he dey go senate. And na these go be his manifesto, as in his philanthropic gestures.

Evangelynn:
Shut up all these irrelevant questions you are asking a simple Google search will help you instead of rambling here like a village tout. You are the gullible clown trying to be smart by half.All vaccines do not require 5 years clinical trials and there has been coronavirus before so vaccines like this has been in the developing stage for years.

Common go and learn

You are correct my guy. Lots of ignoramus here. Very lazy. Africans don't read. The guy asking village people this kind question suppose Google deeply to get more correct answers than asking village guys here such question.

They think say vaccines dey dey body for years? Them no know say that what the vaccines do is to get your antibodies activated to face such virus. Which was why once you don suffer chicken pox, your body go develope antibodies on their own wey go make you no suffer the disease for life again.

Solofresh2:
Thanks, I taught about this things that's why I came here to ask.Thanks once again

Lol. Village man.

You know how many vaccines you carry for body so?, e.g. polio, yellow fever, etc.

Vaccines go just get your antibodies ready to fight the diseases, like reduce the fatal effect. No be say vaccines go dey your body years.

Ammishaddai:
A vaccine that hasn't undergone the standard 5-year clinical trial is what you want to inject into your body for the sake of keeping your job ? It is well. Enjoy .

Lol. Funny Africans.

This thing wey you talk now, no be oyinbo tell you? Na for their textbook you read am.

You don enter lab research virus and vaccines and confirm by yourself before?

Common malaria wey dey worry us since thousand years we never produce common anti malaria for am, we still dey depend on oyinbo, na vaccine you want talk say you know anything about.

JimmyDarmody:
I know that she was caught cheating and she begged him to protect her public image since she is a celebrity.

But it was porn that made her "celebrity"

If na cheating she go like am more cause na that same immoral lifestyle made her famous.

I think the guy never understand that "a wife can turn to a hoe but a hoe cannot turn to a wife."

He want to turn a hoe to a wife, at a point he knew it was impossible, so he gave up.

lastchild:
somebody said this but I disagreed with him.

i thought every sweet thing is sugary except honey

In that case, those other sweetners he meant might be honey

mapet:
Mehn!!!!!!

You wrote this without reading and understand his profile, knowing his antecedents? Bros is it bad belle or lack of exposure worry you?

For your information, way back then like 10 years ago, I worked with a renowned professor who appraised so many into readership and professorship positions. So I can tell you that what he wrote was far from a CV. My boss would had scored him -5 in Academic Qualifications if he were to send this as his CV for appraisal.

mapet:
Mehn!!!!!!

You wrote this without reading and understand his profile, knowing his antecedents? Bros is it bad belle or lack of exposure worry you?

You young boys are so naive. Now let me school you,

When you want to write a CV like an educated person with real CV you write

University attended,

Year of attendants

The degree awarded

Your don't write CV this way :



I graduated with PhD, Masters bla bla bla,

And trainings from various universities?

Really?

Those universities no get names?

No Year?

The exact degree you got from the university?

You only write your CV this way when you dont have any degree from the so called international universities and you want use conferences and workshops as your so called international degrees.

Now see the attached. That's not a way to write a CV.

Anybody can claim any international degree even if just attended a workshop or conference, them join am as international training and degrees.
Exact dates of attendants is very necessary. So that we can verify weather na degree or workshop

Modrov:
From the article

So if you want to write your own CV, with all your qualifications,

You say,

I graduated with PhD, Masters bla bla bla,

And trainings from various universities?

Really?

Those universities no get names?

No Year?

The exact degree you got from the university?

You only write your CV this way when you dont have any degree from the so called international universities and you want use conferences and workshops as your so called international degrees.

rawtouch:
cv looks good

Lol. You call that local professor quota system, Good Looking CV?

You must be a joke.

Listen in nigeria, there are certain courses that should have be abolished instead of making mockery of ourselves, going by theoretical teachings, because we have zero capacity to do those things practical. Atomic energy is one of them, aviation, computer things, so many natural sciences.
People wey read those courses in nigeria University na 100 percent theory, no practicals until them graduate.

If he calls himself a professor and never travelled out to get proper exposure and hands-on practice in a university oversea in a country that has the capacity to offer that, then he is 100 percent a theory professor.

I bet you that guy hasn't seen atomic reactive agents in his life. Physically. Na for textbook him dey see pictures.

Supreme145:
Good morning N'landers, I will make this post as brief and concise as possible.

Some months ago while I was home on break from school, I visited one of my in-laws that owns a school to introduce a software to him for his school. The man complained that I was too distant from him, citing how I never call him or ask him for favours whenever I'm in school. I told him I will reach out to him more often.

I told my mom about my visit and she told me without mincing words to resist collecting money from the man. My mom is the religious type and has been skeptical about the man's source of wealth.

When school resumed things were difficult at home and I couldn't resume school. I spent close to three months after resumption at home due to lack of funds.
Note that since my admission from my first year to my final year, I've never asked any relative for help no received any help from anyone aside my immediate family.

I lost my resolve not to ask for help when my project supervisor called me and scolded me over the phone for my inability to resume school. I sent the man a text soliciting for help, he sent me 5k which I added to the little I had and resumed school. I didn't tell my mom because I knew she won't be happy about it.

In school things were so hard for me, during a particular period I went almost one week living on just water, that period I'm sure I would eaten food sacrificed to a deity if I had access to one. I called the man again and he reluctantly sent me 4k after many calls and text messages.

This early morning I got a phone call from my mom, she was crying over the phone. She was hurt and said I betrayed her because I went behind her back to collected money from a man she told me to avoid. She said that singular act of mine has destroyed all her efforts and prayers to break us free from bondage. I tired to explain that the money wasnt a physical cash hence it has no effect on me but to no avail. She said I've broken her for life and she would never forgive me.

I have a very close relationship with my mom and everything she told me really hurt me and I'm confused on the action to take. I am 28 but I hardly hide anything from her, I didn't tell her about the money because I know she wouldn't approve of it and I needed it. This is the first time any relative has contributed to my education ever. I don't even know how she got to know.

Please how do I pacify her and get her to forgive me? I really love my mom and can't bear to see her this heartbroken.

First, what you did is nowhere seen as hurting so badly and abominable. That you needed financial help so badly which the said mom wanst helpful and instead of you ruining your school you sort help else, is never seen as something a parent can't forgive their child for.

Any parent who says he or she can never forgive their child is not fit to be a parent.

One thing about these so called born again and too strictly religious people is their love for vindictiveness, unforgiveness and anger.

You don't need to beg her anymore. You did nothing abominable. The money was to save your schooling.

Just tell her her sins in her face. That if she calls herself a child of God but never forgives, let her know that the god she says she worships won't forgive her her own sins. Quote bible for her about the importance of forgiveness to our worship to God. Reminds her the line on our Lord's prayers "forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us. And finally remind her that she go be like that parable wey Jesus talk about a certain slave owing a debt so big that even if he and his entire family is sold they wont be able to repay, yet his master forgave him, then his fellow slave wey they owe him small money he come say make them throw am into prison.

Tell her say make she take am easy cause her case go be like that slave, say the master come change mind say he no forgive am again.

Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?

Simply because poverty too much for naija. So poverty mentality from our four fathers and they keep handing it down to us. So we grow with it.

Now if you get money, make you no hand am down to your own children, let that madness stop with you.

Guy if come Yankee see how people eat, you go understand say poverty sometimes dey force some cultures on us.

That we dey shout say Africa get culture, Check am well na poverty dey force us follow those cultures.

TarOrfeeek:
This guy is a beasty LB with one of the most deadly ball recovery in the world.

His size it huge and imposing.

Those girls both visited him in his home. They had sex and they left.

Several months after, charges of Assault and Rape are flying around like mosquitoes.

In a gynocentric society try to tie down one woman. Especially a young school girl that offers a bit of peace.

His management team have really failed him in this regard. And there isn't any mention of his innocence anywhere.

Of course. The guy may not even have a management team.

The way he take they mark ball like mumu and the way wingers take dey dribble past him, dey show say the guy not smart.

One thing I love about the guy is despite his fame and achievements, he seems so humble.

It takes only humility to cry when you outdo others or do something not done before, because the achievement would have made you proud holding your head high like a god, but instead you cry because you see it as an undeserved privilege.

HellVictorinho:
You keep saying we


There's no we


I never called you nonsense


Yeah I called your post nonsense


Yeah I wasn't expecting you to be happy with me after calling it nonsense



But I asked you for help to see how you will react


I was prepared for the worst



Now You have called it laughable



It was premeditated



Can you please stop saying we even if you can't help me?



I won't say you are evil because you can't help me


I know I have offended you


But there's no we in issues like this


Certain things are inevitable




No one chooses to be involved in these things

Even your own blood by right don't suppose listen to your plea for help if you insult or don't respect them.

You must be respectful and obedient o them that's the only way they help you faster. By the way.

Facts remains, what it is, but with time as you grow older become more exposed, travel out wider, you will understand these hard truths.

HellVictorinho:
You don't know what you are saying



How is the economic situation of some African countries a proof of the nonsense you are saying?




There are good/ bad people or whatever that means across the world





Can you help me with 600naira?

The economic mess is as a result of how wicked we are. Any person you put to be a leader is a criminal. Nigeria is so blessed and rich that it suppose tell on the country. But no way because we are greedy wicked humans who only want good for ourselves and not want others to progress.

You are calling me nonsense shows how bad we are as humans. You can air your opinion without being insulting.

You insult me and the next minute you ask the same man you insulted whom you don't know for help? That's laughable.

Mind you, bad humans are everywhere and in every race, but ours is like almost all of us, just a very minute few are different.