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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:23am On Dec 29, 2021

dobnina:
How can you calculate 500naira per lash. Some pussies are not cheap o. The minimum is 10k so he is definitely oweing her.

You head dey there. Some people lamenting on this thread may even be paying more than 100k for puss**.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:15am On Dec 29, 2021

KarinaLove:
I feel sad for you at how you come to your conclusions just to make your self feel good. (The bolded)

Go back and read my initial post.

Empty Soul walking the surface of the earth...Empty!!!

I honestly feel sad for you too. All man get him wahala. Only God knows what you're doing in your dark enclave.

Abeg comot from my front, Mrs Holier Than Thou!

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:02am On Dec 29, 2021

Tobijays:
no mind them bro I swear I have been with over 50 ladies but you see the pussy I dy enjoy now omo so tight and she sabi squeeze her walls I I just dy pour anyhow guy I dy moan sef no be bobo some Pusey worth 10 bay

I see you comrade.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:01am On Dec 29, 2021

KarinaLove:
You need Deliverance.

See the way you are bold enough to tell the whole world of how you Fornicate. Are you married...No!!! Yet you open your mouth to announce how you keep having Sex.

The sun of fornication has become your second name. The sin of fornication has become a norm.

**Spits**

Hello ma'am, thank you for your response. Even though your response oozes a lot of bitterness, pain, I want let you know that, there's no difference between I that fornicate numerous times and you that fornicate ones.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 9:46am On Dec 29, 2021

Berankis:
And then you graduated with a 3RD CLASS, because it's obvious you were too busy knacking

I graduated with a second class upper division sir. 4.1 to be precise. She too graduated with an upper division (4.4).

So, our knacking was "devinely" educational

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:05am On Dec 29, 2021

Iamtoyosii:
Bro you fvck up, you dn too over hype dah pussy

No be hype boss. E too good.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 7:26am On Dec 29, 2021

anthonyuncle:
mtchew!

you came here to celebrate your loss

Is it your loss??

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Romance › Re: Is Pumpumking's Craziness Natural Or Induced By Something? by Ocholu: 11:05pm On Dec 28, 2021

Vinnie2000:
Lolsss...

But He also Gave you oo!

For were... Him fit??

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Romance › Re: Is Pumpumking's Craziness Natural Or Induced By Something? by Ocholu: 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2021

Let me be real with you OP;

The guy na werey! 1st class in ganja smoking.
I give am back to back today!

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Romance › Re: Am I Taking The Wrong Move Buying Her A Phone? by Ocholu: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2021*

Let me be real with you OP;

Na person wey go hurry buy her phone now, go begin de shift her pants. Don't come and open another thread soliciting for help if you fail to do the needful.

PS: Avoid redpillers here; they're bitter because ladies always reject them.

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Romance › Re: How I Became Rich And Successful Because Of Revenge For My Ex by Ocholu: 10:32pm On Dec 28, 2021

Let me be real with you OP;

DogeCoin made me my 1st $$$.. I so much love that coin.

In this our age of social media show offs and slaying, e go de hard to meet girl wey go de loyal. Everything happens for a reason, now you've seen why you had to pass through all those shit.

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Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 10:27pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
and please remind MOD how u started cussing people,s mother earlier...stewwwpid dumb bob fool!!

Seun rule 2 & 3

Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:03pm On Dec 28, 2021

Nyascobar1414:
For your energy, na who loose strength pass.. After sex na you hunger go wire pass... Sperm wey you loose nkor...

Op you loosed in both sides
if you know you know..
She likewise won in both sides

If I Iost both ways, it means all men have been loosing both ways too na. You inclusive.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2021

Tallesty1:
And she go owe you like 10 million and 60k. It's your loss bro.

Both of you enjoyed the sex, she even more but you're the one that spent 60k.

A moment silence for your money bro.

Some moments of silence bro.

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 9:00pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

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Romance › Re: See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2021

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.

Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.

How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

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Romance › See What My Ex Girlfriend Once Did To Me by Ocholu(op): 8:26pm On Dec 28, 2021

Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her account details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

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Romance › Re: Advise Needed For A Returnee. by Ocholu: 7:59pm On Dec 28, 2021

Let me be real with you OP;

It's not by moving up and down like a bird. I believe this is a time for you guys to seat/stay one place and plan. It's not about moving, it's about sustainability after moving.

You can stay back and plan ahead properly before moving. I think that you should listen to your wife

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Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 4:52pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
Yea we belif u..ediiiiot boy

Oh! You don taya abi!?
You just carry black lips like devil nyããsh. Come at me again, na that time you go know say khaki no be leather.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 4:38pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
read the whole post u eddioot man...Ocholu was rude to op sayin he wanto smash his wife..go n read a book.fool.(,no oofenese)

You're mentally deranged and handicapped. Where did I say I want to smash the OPs wife?? Even though the OP has clarified you that they're not married and that he only needs help, you're still going about showing how lowly a depressed life you live.

For the records; I said that I fvcked your wife real good. Giving her heavy shots from the back while she pleaded for mercy. Your sisters are next. Imagine having a three-$ome with them? grin

Romance › Re: A Message To Datboredberry by Ocholu: 2:30pm On Dec 28, 2021

Datboredberry:
Your obsession with me though...

Ocholu: Get the fuçk outta here...

Haaa!! Aunty, just like that? Easy oh.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 2:25pm On Dec 28, 2021

RoyalBlu:
Oh!!!

I've seen what you're about.

I won't waste my breath getting offended by your crassness.
You can keep trolling.

Shalom.

You've seen the light dear. E sure me say the guy is possessed.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 2:11pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
U upset coz i expose u to be fraudsta...tryin to fok op's wife.bro yor fish brain is not fully develop coz guys like here are here to expose scams like u!!((THANK ME LATER)

Yes. I defrauded your father and fvcked your wife real good. Imagine her screams as I glided my black mamba through her honeypot grin

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 2:03pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
U upset coz i stp u from fokin NitrogenBomb wife?..u no NitrogenBomb is a dumb childso u trick him to gov u his wife nomba..and the stweeepid edddiot boy actually giv u his wife nomber....anyways onez u finish wit her, u can post thecsexxxx tape video for us to watch.goat!(no oofenese)

Man! You're not only roaming oh! Choi! You're also a bitter person grin

. A pained human being.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 1:38pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
U metafolick frausta.u no NitrogenBomb is clearly dumb like mugu so u ask him to send u his wife nomba so u can talk to her when we all no u clearly want to yansh her......the good knews is op is dumb..u are steeeeewpidd & i am here to help talk sence to dumb fooools like NitrogenBomb!!(((THANK ME LATER)))

Well. Not everyone is roaming without bearing like you.
NitrogenBomb I retract my statement. Stay healthy and find help.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 1:27pm On Dec 28, 2021

Pumpumking:
...bro so u really dumb enough to send yor wife nomba to Ocholu (a stranger( when the boy intention clearly is to yansh yor wife ....are u not a man & are u really reaĺy that dumb? ...bro u so dumb u need more help quick! (No oofenesece)

See this insecure thing! Someone is running away from danger and you're here typing rubbish. Na you marry them? Abi na for your papa house them do reception?

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Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 1:20pm On Dec 28, 2021

NitrogenBomb:
Ok how do I do that here ?

I just sent you a mail. You'll see my name. Reply it.

Romance › Re: I Think I Have Been Hypnotized By My Current Girlfriend. Help !!! by Ocholu: 1:14pm On Dec 28, 2021

Beebah2000:
Hehehehe
When you were enjoying the sweet honeypot, did u tell us to join u?
Now u are telling us your spiritual problem.
Op, YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.

Madam you no deactivate again? Abi you just carry clout chasing put for head like gala?

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