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Soloblincus:
I know ur type. Jack of all trades, master of none. Wetin you want form now. That your head na steel? Do you know what THC means? Do the research then we will know who will keep quiet btw us. Jew forming tough

This man sef! You left my main narration and adopted a meaning that suited you. Comprehension problem de worry you.

Anyways! I get strong brain. I don't get high be it any substance. Whatchu gonna do?? I de may house.

michael77777:
Women are traps, more dangerous than Cancer... I just want to let you know

Nope! I disagree with you sir. Women have helped me most in my life.

michael77777:
You are going nuts for picking women over weed...


Simp! I thought we got you in 2021


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Till Jesus comes, I'll pick women over weed. Gather all your sisters join, I've some selecting to do.

jnoz23:
Wait o, no be you be dat guy wey ashawo scam 60k?

I should have known you were a simp,
Simps are allergic to weed!

See Ashawo de call another person Ashawo. Ode! I be simp with my full chest.

jnoz23:
Still a johnbull!

Like your dad obviously!

Abian:
The few times you tried smoking weed, you just filled your mouth with smoke and puffed it out.

You did not really smoke
You wasted the smoke

I was once like you.

If you really want to experience what your neighbor meant, next time you try weed, swallow the smoke.

If you swallow the smoke 3 times, your body go come dey alright
Shaa eat something before you do am oo

And keep malt and milk handy



Say no to smoking
The disadvantages far outweigh the advantages.

LoL.. I am curious though but, No! I won't try it.

jnoz23:
Normal level! as a weed smoker, insults are my body lotion.

But try appreciate ur papa wey send you go school. It's fool not fuul. Abeg.

Johnbull my son

I know why I typed "fuul" instead of what you think . Unintelligent thing.

Womenarespecial:
You don't have to please him by smoking..
Follow your instincts by doing what you are comfortable at..

Sure! Thanks.

jnoz23:
As in eh!
Dis Smally just wake up decide to blow lie!
Na hellfire sure pass for ocholu.

Na there you de currently. Fuul.

Soloblincus:
He has never smoked weed not to talk of several times. Wether you inhale deeply or not as far as you drag the smoke you must feel something. He just dey wine himself

Keep kwayet there Oga! Seems you know me more than myself.

Let me be real with you OP;

These days, you cannot depend on motivational thoughts alone. You need strategic and tactical moves to get people to start listening to your contents. From there, appreciation would come.

I appreciate the publicity you do here on Nairaland, but man, it's not enough. What's the social media campaign, where's the listener behavioral patten? What about the cordial integration with offline music promoters?

When I was in the Uni, one of my coursemate was struggling similarly. There's no point releasing songs and EPs if only 100 or 500 people would listen to it (your clicks, friends and family inclusive). Until we came up with a growth strategy for this dude. Today, the story is different.

So, rethink your steps. How much are you putting yourself out there.

Sonnobax15:

Op,a man like me.......But the only difference is that I've never attempted smoking for once......


My brother man, don't feel left out..... Because there's no special feeling attached to smoking or any kind of highness..... Personally,I don't smoke, or drink too........But when I'm in the midst of my guys who smoke or drink,I don't feel left out one bit..

Thanks boss. But from the name of your moniker, one may confuse you for a dealer .

ValCon888:
Bro, no one should encourage you to make you do what you don't want to do.
Just be yourself and do you.

Yes Chief! Thanks.

Figger:
I don't even know what to type....but a friend with WEED is a friend INDEED.

LoL..

Totilopussylick:
I come to read lies and comment

But

To be honest, it better to smoke weed than having a girlfriend.

The feeling is truly out of the world.

You must be really high for saying this. I go pick woman any day, anytime; twice on weekends.

MrBrownJay1:
you are not alone in this and there is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with you. some people enjoy weed, others Cocaine/Tramadol, others alcohol etc and all would tell you that its the best thing to do....

dont let people force you into doing what you are not ready and willing to do,... stick for your belief/desire and BE YOU!!!!

Thanks Chief. I am sure sticking to my desires.

In my building, there are four flats which I share with 2 ladies and a guy. So this morning, while I was engaging in some outdoor chore in the compound, one of my flate mate (the guy) came out smoking his stuffs.

Since we're all very cool, we began gisting and I enjoyed his company. Along our conversation, this dude offered me a wrap of his weeed. I declined, saying that I don't smoke at all.

The guy immediately responded that yeah he has observed that. But then, I should try puffing small. That I really don't know what I am missing from not puffing weeed. According to him, the feeling is out of this world. LoL I was just looking at him.

He ended his persuasive talk by saying that he wish one day I'll try smoking it. I was like, no probs, until then.

Thing is, I don't feel weeed at all. I don't even fancy getting high or some of this sh**t. During my Uni days, I attempted puffing weeed on several occasions and nothing happened to me. No highness, no special feeling, just some awkward taste of smoke and grass in my mouth. Since then, it's a no no!

Let me be real with you OP;

Have you reached the ripe age of marriage? Are you done schooling? Maybe your mother thinks you're not yet ready hence the aggressiveness.

If you never hustle, settle your parents well well, then you wan go marry, everybody go vex for you na.

Let me be real with you OP;

Na express you de like this.

Also, why are you running like a small child. Go and face her and address the issue like a man should. Nawa Oh!

Let me be real with you OP;

This your analysis no follow at all. Your mates are discovering life changing societal issues and here you are.

Focus!

Let me be real with you OP;

You really need psychiatric help.

Aniboo:
Guy you dey fine free puna that’s all I see
Cos you truly know that this girls have made up their mind never to do anything legitimately when their middle leg is still in existence

Nawa for you oh!

Let me be real with you OP;

Na billing continues oh!

SarutobiEky:
bro I sent you the mail you asked me to send, still you ghost me. E good like this?

I get a handful of PMs everyday from Nairaland. I'll reach out.

Lostchild:
I am glad to hear.

God said, I will help those who call unto me for help.

What I mean is that, do not try to force your will of redemption on any of them, but just use wisdom when helping them.

I pray; may God protect you and keep you safe.

May God used your effort to destroy many works of Satan.

Amen..

Mehn!! You mean spirits and demons right?. Might have to reconsider everything though. Considering the fact that I went to church only ones last year.

On the contrary though. The project won't force anyone. It'll be like an open ballot. If you don't like you situation and you want to escape it, then let's roll. You get?

Let me be real with you OP;

Finally a thread I can relate to.

Not all those bullshit these hungry and broke wannabe redpillers are projecting. Someone that couldn't successfully put together an average website na who de form redpill.

The website sef na free domain and host oh! With plenty dot, dot.

Let me be real with you OP;

You don go use talk talk kill am. After she saw you, she imagined if una marry now, how una children go look.

After she saw you, she may have concluded that you're a 3 secs man. Hence, the need to be more calculative before giving you a response.

My advice, try de meet people physically than online. To avoid compactibility wahala.

Deborah98:
See you my WhatsApp don choke since yesterday, haven't viewed any status today sef,I no wan tension myself before my time...

LoL.. I get the gist now.

Deborah98:
Happy searching nwanne m ... I wish you the best of luck in your search and looking out for an international husband. Omo e be like say ladies aren't chilling this year,how I wan take start now ... No oppression please it's too early

Chilling?? For which year?? LoL. Year wey be say na just 2 days we de inside.

Let me be real with you OP;

You and Joseph maybe relatives. Who knows. You may also want to trace your ancestry.

Lostchild:
Mr Ocholu

I only comment on thread like that serve my life purpose. Before you commence in works of charity, you need to understand the spiritual nature of all things and ask God to help your effort.

Example 1.

Yahoo/runs is evil, but If you give a yahoo boy a job opportunity that will earn him 50k monthly, he may accept your offer but his heart is still in yahoo or he may likely end up going back to yahoo because of greed. Same way with runs girls.

Example 2.

If you give a beggar a job opportunity that will earn him 50K monthly, he/she will go down on their kneels and gives thanks to God forever.

NOTE: Trying to rescue these girls out of bondage is good, but you may end up fighting against their demons.

You must be ready to get stab and receive wounds of betrayal and dissapoinntment

I am not trying to discourage you, but just want you to foreknew before hand.

Stay blessed.

Hello sir. Thank you for your brilliant submission. Like I already stated above, I have projects that addresses that.

I just want to add this one to the pool.