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Omo! I will go first.

There was a day I was really held bad by conji, naso I quickly agree price with one runs girl for dating app. We agreed 10k for night. I saw her pictures and vids, she was damn sexy and hot.
So I asked her if she has a place of her own where I could come over instead of her coming to my apartment because my cousin bro was around. She said yes, and texted me address. One guest house like that.

Omo! 6:30pm I don freshen up, up I go. I reach location but it wasn't looking like what I envisaged. The grass in the compound was competing with the fence on who is the tallest. Naso I sigh "hmm" and called her to know of she's around. At first, she told me that she was in her room, she gave me room number wey de upstairs.

I went inside. Everywhere just de codedly dark. Then I heard a voice asking me who I was looking for? Told him the girls name and asked for direction to her room. The man was a little bit surprised. He gave me anyways.

As I was climbing up, everywhere was just looking deserted and empty. Most of the rooms were even open with nothing inside. Before a thought struck me, "what if these people are ritualist"?

Omo! If you see speed wey I take come down and ran outside ehnn! Who is Usain Bolt? Even the barman was surprised .

When I was outside, I informed her that I was inside (just to know what she'll say) she quickly said that I should give her few minutes, that she just stepped out to buy somethings. I gave her the insult of her life ehn.

While giving premium thanks to God Almighty.

pocohantas:
“How did your day go?”

Very simple question. You opened your mouth waaaa and started telling him of the guys you met. So you don’t know at your age that it is better to tell him of cows and goats, than humans?

I no know why women we too talk.

Have you ever asked a man how his day went and he gave you details? People that will claim work wan kill them. Even if the work na Chidinma Ojukwu, only time will tell.

Better learn to close your mouth small. If he wants to be suspecting you of cheating, let it remain his SUSPICION.

It is like you don’t know men. Wait until e open logbook of all your chykers. Toor!

Let me be real with you;

I suspect that she has a very big mouth. Just like yours .

But you made sense in your points, men hardly give in details of how their day went, but women, them go wan use talk kill you.

Naso my babe de always hammer me that I always give her summaries of how my day went.

Bigredmachine:
E be like say na me u dey talk to o... Cos na my key be that... Not making them think I reason them is a way of telling them that we can just be friends... But I bad sha

Your head de game .

Naso them employ one beautiful lady for my office like this. When other guys were hovering and simping around her, I bone her for 1 straight week. Behaved like say I no send her, while I really did.

The next week I was already knee deep in her majora, giving her premium coitus from behind .

Iamyemmie:
Yeah that’s what he said
That it’s format
But I don’t have that mindset now

My dear. Na wetin una go de always talk. But at the end of the day, you'll just start seeing it happen (talking with the other guy).

Let me be real with you;
Your boyfriend may have mastered and used this strategy, hence his fears.

Anyways, seems he loves and care about you a lot. No fall him hand abeg.

Let me be real with you OP;

A lot of people may call out your boyfriend as immature, insecure, etcetera.. But, I can bet my left testicles that he knows what he's saying/doing.

Na una relationship, not Nairalanders so his fears may have been born out of previous experiences. Do you get?

As a real guy who has a wonderful knowledge of women psychology, not collecting your digits at the first conversation is a very important step towards tilting towards your heart/pant

Let me be real with you OP;

I have read this story previously. You just see person story, copy and paste am. No editing sef.

It's well with your loneliness.

Hahaha... This OP don kill me with laugh .
Person wey never reach 1 week for him relationship don de drop advice. Chai!!

Let me be real with you OP;

I really pity you. The days are still young for you. Because, if you start to de collect ehn, no rush come hear de seek for help. We go now see headline like "Help, My Girlfriend Is Now Giving Me Migraines".

I wish Seun can just give us a feature where one can bookmark a Nairalander. I need to give you close marking. To monitor see your future updates and comments on Nairaland .

Nicklaus619:
U are obviously a spoilt little brat.

And what would you do about that?

Nicklaus619:
You lack simple comprehension, because u thought school is scam.

Your left testicles bro.

Nicklaus619:
Are u kidding me right now?

Op kindly move on, they no born una together, he foolishly destroyed a beautiful relationship because of one Jezebel.

Since he didn't inform you by taking the girl home, getting her pregnant and the whole spiritual momo jumbo that happened after wards, you owe him no obligation of any kind.

Say no to drugs bro.

Airnigma:
We were friends even before we started dating and that's why I'm looking beyond the betrayal. But as it is now, my hands are tied. There's very little I can do to help other than to continue praying for him if he is really in a mess

That's good. Please continue to pray for him.

Meanwhile, stay strong yourself. Don't allow his action get to you much. As the street always say "bet wey go cut, go cut". Dust yourself up, and move on!

Let me be real with you OP;

This matter strong like agbo and erujeje mixed together.

I believe beyond relationship, you guys are friends, and what does a friend do when his/her friend needs help? They don't abandon them.

Help him. In anyway you can. Do so, while making it clear that the relationship is over.

Shalom.

Let me be real with you OP;

According to a recent research, Nigerian women cheat the hardest.
Nigerian women don't only double date, they triple date. Some of them even uncountable date.

OP let me be real with you;

She's waiting for the sign of Jonah before she approves you.

Next time you guys meet in za other room, refuse the missionary style of coitus. Hit her real good from behind. Trust me bro, that's the sign she's looking for.

asanausana91:
what of their freedom? No matter how you chop if you don't have freedom you are nothing.

They have their freedom bro. To do their judicial matters in peace.

But freedom to squander money cannot be tolerated.

Mrglobal1:
Some people don't wash until they see visible dirt on it if not they will keep wearing it


If you are in Lagos invest 100k into my Food Packaging business or POS business and get 15k returns every month for 6months and pull out with your initial money

Send me more details.

siofra:
My own is that Seun should make me a moderator.

You wey just join Nairaland last month. I wonder what you'll always be pushing to FP. Maybe threads on knacking.

Anyways, I have already recommended Slawormiir to Seun. Being a top and senior Nairalander, Seun is heavily considering my recommendation.

Paper works done and dusted. Announcement na wetin remain.

Deborah98:
smile. You again

You be my person na. Anytime you come Enugu, I'll lodge you in a fine hotel.

Deborah98:
Mad ooooh what did you just write @donbachi uncle no wan hear stories. Well In order of sequence. Proposal comes first before introduction.

Let me be real with you; you're well vast in the business. Kudos.

donbachi:
are u informed,atal?

Such number of likes and shares.goes for 2million naira..maybe,u dont have nairaland wallet.

I am not informed oh! You know our boss Lalasticlala only focuses on Snakes and other wild animals thread. No time to push this kinda useful thread to fp.

Deborah98:
You're very stupid for using that language. Imagine this mumu, person no fit joke on top person post,carry your uselessness and go one side ewu.

This one pain am die .

Anyways, keep showing your low budgetness. Wetin conscine me .

Difrokoko:
Congratulations ooo my brother

Thanks bro! Work hard, you too shall get there.

donbachi:
How much u go sell am?

30k bros.

Deborah98:
Nigerians won't cease to amuse me chai chineke nna,so this too is an achievement ,Sha any one counts,as we never achieve anything make we use this one hold body

I know say low budget people like you without any meaningful contributions won't understand this.

So I was perusing through my profile this morning, and I noticed that I have over 1k likes and several shares on Nairaland . I was like wawuu!!

What this means is that I am a healthy contributor on the platform unlike other miscreants and clout chasers. Also, that people love my views and appreciate it by liking and sharing it.

Where do I drop my Aza for this feat @Seun and @Lasticlala I really need the money.

Let me be real with y'all; Just like Instagram, Tiktok and YouTube, I think contributors and creators like me should be monetized.

Anyways, I dedicate this incredible feat to all young Nigerians hustling legitimately. Go no go shame us!

manmade:
. It's just like stealing a bag of rice from your store and be feeding you with a kongo of rice per day , part of the money he is spending belong to the judiciary arms of government, what they are saying is that he should allow the judiciary to have the opportunity of determining what they intend to do with their money

Has the federal government allowed the judiciary to do the same? When you look up, and see what your senior colleagues are doing, one tends to follow suit.

See this mumu. No be you the open am?

Let me be real with you Mr man, you're not a real gee.

Let me be real with you OP;

From all indications, Wike has always treated the judiciary in his state well. Trust me, those judges de chop belle full well well for Rivers state.

Abi no be the same judges wey Wike de always buy cars for be this? The man has always supported his colleagues well. Seeing that he is also, a bencher.

Ok