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FernandezPablo:
Now y've switched to my moniker huh?
My moniker doesn't make me up son..

I am not your son. My mom is amazingly beautiful. Can't be sure of you.

Anyways, I used the same approach you gave me.

FernandezPablo:
That moment you said **am pretending as if ** don't seriously need the money...then you said you don't need to identify who you wanna help..
That's a big turnoff for me tho..I admire cool headed boys not the ones who think the world evolve around them..

Lol. I get.

"You admire cool headed boys"?? Your moniker displays that you're male. Or are you rainbow personified??

FernandezPablo:
Intelligent people who need intelligent conversation don't feel pompous of themselves tho..

Tell me, i what point did I give the inclination that I am pompous?

FernandezPablo:
You took it as if you was hurt?why backing off tho?

I prefer intelligent conversations.

FernandezPablo:
Why are you vexed at me?did I hurt you through my words tho?

Did you say anything hurtful??
Strong trying please.

FernandezPablo:
I repeat not half baked boys..** can smell boys from distance you know why?cos real men don't make noise..

O'kay. Next please.
Next time, just avoid my thread.

FernandezPablo:
Funny boy again..don't you think you are attaching too much glory to yourself?
**Know real men when ** see one..
Not half baked boys..

You're myopic sha.. you've never seen me. How do you know that I am a man?

Unintelligent individuals are always quick to make conclusions thinking that they're intelligent.

FernandezPablo:
Need money for what exactly tho?
This boy doesn't even know who he's having a conversation with..
Funny boy..

Why should I know the identity of whom I want to help? SMH.

Let me be real with you OP;

Individuals with fake life don full Nigeria at the moment. Both young and old. Even one slay mama wey na only WhatsApp status we de view confessed that she's already tired of living a fake life.

Na God mercies and favour we need right now.

FernandezPablo:
Don't stress yourself son....

Pretending like you don't badly need money.

FernandezPablo:
Me to deactivate my account..now where is my money?

LoL.. I am not a wannabe redpiller.
Anyways, drop aza.

FernandezPablo:
Same thing you want from me..

What do you think I want from you?

FernandezPablo:

What do you want?

FernandezPablo:
You mean if i figure out what you want from me?

Lol. Let's kill this matter. Enjoy your new year.

FernandezPablo:

Huge amounts if you do.

FernandezPablo:
this guy ehnn.. your own sef me no dey understand..
How am I being defensive huh?
Now you are tempting me or what are you trying to do now?

Figure it out.

GoodHardDick:
What's this one saying.

How does literate or illiterate relate to the write up above

You won't understand na. Na why you be illiterate.

FernandezPablo:
Never knew but still my mind tell me you have a motive you ain't telling me...you wanna say something huh?

You've created a pattern of always being defensive. As if everyone is attacking you. Hence, your first response.

Try de drink water sometimes.

Let me be real with you OP;

You no even get sense oh! E be like say na stack illiterate you be sef!

Abeg shift from here.

FernandezPablo:
Was that your thread?

Yes.

FernandezPablo:
You are always stalking me daily..don't you think you are obsessed with me?
If you h*o*rny let me know..

You commented on my thread first. Seems you have dementia??

tellwisdom:
Everything about you foolish kids are just women and sex..nothing else....Ndi iberibe

I narrated what my eyes saw and you're here talking gibberish. Oga go and sit down.

Ifesinachi22:
This church is definitely Domion City

You're really poor at guessing. My take; avoid betting.

FernandezPablo:
.

Which kind comment be this?

GboyegaD:
I'm guessing the church has gained a new member in the person of Bro. Ocholu.

Yes na. I don even set clothes wey I go use enter first service tomorrow. No time sir.

Omihanifa:
The last paragraph is the most important

Exactly Boss.

Let me be real with you OP;

First of all, edit your headline. Then we don't lie in this region. We only know some chronic liars across town. We still de wait for their New Year goodwill messages.

SmellySperm:
You wey go dey look big yansh for church nkor?

Somethings cannot just be avoided.

SmellySperm:
And the moral of the story is...

Try go church this year.

GoodHardDick:
Baba said he dey regretted putting on his senator attire

My brother, some wears ain't meant for some occasions.

Abi oh! Sir. I realized it yesterday.

Let me use this opportunity to wish my fellow Nairalanders and Nigerians a happy new year. May God bless us all.

So, this post may be a little bit lengthy. There's no sugar coating, neither is it fiction.

In 2021, yesterday was the first day I went to Church for a full service. In as much as I as I don't go to Church regularly, I have a personal relationship with God. As the last day of the month, I promised myself that I must go to the Altar of the Almighty and Glorify his Name.

I am a Catholic, but I wanted to attend another Church for reasons best known to me. So I choose one of the popular Churches in Naija. I freshened up, prepared myself and went to the Church 1 hour before time (I have a phobia for late coming). As one of the first persons in the Church, I had the liberty to choose a spot I like. Since it's cross over, and for the sake of crashing, I chose a spot that'll meet my many demands.

People started trooping in and wetin my eyes see ehn, hmm. Na young, classy, rich and foreigners de come this Church oh! I immediately noticed that, what you wear to the Church doesn't really matter.

I was still admiring the people coming in, especially the ladies when two girls came in. One of them wore a really tight dress and oh, she wasn't wearing bra and you know bruv, her nip**les were showing. Haa! My Mr Niger D immediately caught signal from in between my laps were it was resting peacefully. I had to calm it down and reassure myself that I came to Church, to rededicate my life to God.

Also, by wearing my senator attire which I invested 15k to sew. I thought that my fashion game would be top notch. But 15 minutes after people started coming in, I realized that I fvcked up! Because, e be like say na only me wear that kind cloth.

At this point, the Church was still welcoming people and also projecting beautiful Gospel renditions on the screens. One woman with her family came and sat close to me. More people came in. Another woman, immediately she met the entrance of the Church busted some amazing dance moves. Omo! "Today na today" I concluded in my mind.

I was still trying to grasp the atmospheric condition when some dude who won Big Brother; I think the African edition came in. He sat two rows in front of me. And this begs me to ask this very important question, what'sup with Nigeria celebrities wearing heavy sunshades even in places wear the really need their bear eyes to see? Even for darkness person go still carry heavy eyeglass chook for eye.

Church service started properly and I must confess that I had one of the best time in the presence of the Lord. The praise and worship was wonderful. I noticed that all the big boys, Celebrities, slay mamas etcetera were all overwhelmed in the spirit of the Lord.

The woman that sat beside me, even after having four children gave me a serious dancing assignment because, I couldn't match her dancing skills.

Lastly, I also realized that mehn, God loves all of us. Regardless of what you do, what you wear, how you choose to worship him. The main thing be say, make you hold and know him.

Mods please help project to front page;

Let me be real with you OP;

You don see maga na. Na serious billing you wan use start the year for a budding entrepreneur like him.

You did him good, not yourself by blocking him.