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Let me be real with you OP;

Text me her number. One's I get into her life, you'll eventually get out. This is no joke.

Send me a PM.

Let me be real with you OP;

Problems no de finish for this life. I nearly ran into the same problem until I tactically told the guy to own his funds and do whatever he wants to do with it. Only thing I can do for him is to be giving him signals.

Make person no come carry wahala drop for my head.

The guy that blew the funds nko? What is he saying??

BlackfireX:
Many are mad... few are triggered by likes

When did they discharge you from Yaba Left bro?

Damnit!! You need a new haircut and freshen up! Jeez!

OgThanos:
you re doing well

Off course.

HellVictorinho3:
Zazu

Zeh

Sewage

Zeh

Vomit

Zeh



Take kerosene


Zeh

Cook sand


Zeh

Avoid taking too much ganja bro. Your face even rough pass Mr Portable own.

So, last month or so I made a thread of me reaching my first 1k likes on Nairaland. The thread is below, and some Nairalanders weren't happy . Me wey no even send their papa.

https://www.nairaland.com/6861524/congratulations-me-just-reached-milestone

Today, I am proud to announce that I have clocked 2k likes, see picture. Hehe . Do am if e easy na. My contributions to Nairaland has been impactful. As I have impacted a lot of Nigerians with my vast knowledge, dishing out insightful and meaningful advice to both old and young Nigerians unlike that Benin boy, Slawormiir.

I heard that Oga Seun has a huge cash out for me .

I must be real with you OP;

You're a very fuulish man.

I dey my crib, come beat me. Idiot!

Let me be real with you OP;

An idle man is a devil's workshop; get your as* up and start killing shit!


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All of una wey de quote me with reckless abandone, what I mean is that, the OP should drop any form of procrastination and make proper use of his time.

Haaa!! I thought we all went to school??


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First to comment on a post which would change a lot of young Nigerians mindset towards the right part of legitimate "hustling" in 2022 can never be overemphasized.

I dedicate this feat to my lovely Mom and all hardworking Nigerian youths who are hustling legitimately.

RiyadhGoddess:
They both look good together anyways.
Already preparing for next year 2022? Let's help you with your social media content calender for 2022 & if your business isn't online yet, DM me to get started!

Hello. I want to send a PM. Business related.

Let me be real with you OP;

With what you've just narrated, this beautiful lyrics by 2 Baba comes to mind. It goes;

"Ever since I met youuuuu.. I've been through hell and I'm back, oh my baby I wanna give you all my body and soul".

That's your situation in that lyrics. And any man in such situation always needs the Grace of God to come out unscratched.

Styluss:
have you ever been on tinder... No lies. That's the truth op wrote up there

Don't mind her. I am sure she calls the shots there.

emmanuelewumi:
How?


He was an intruder in the man's property

Na you make am intruder?? He was living there legally. Until the unfortunate happened. The owner of the school ought to give him more time to look for a house and pack out

ScienceTv:
So, what's the purpose of this thread? To tell us what we don't know already? If you don't have nothing real to say, stop wasting nairaland's bandwidth.

Haha Alaye say na bandwidth. You know an illiterate from their writeups.

siofra:
Ah ah! You know my new nickname already?

My ban is not forever otondo!

You need to be banned forever! Your clout chasing is something else. You and that transgendered, Bobrisky, share similar behavioural pattern.

siofra:
Stop lying or take this your tales by moonlight to the redpill or beer palour thread.

Hello; Mrs "Notice Me Worldwide". I thought they banned you from Nairaland?

Let me be real with you OP;

The day started like it wasn't Christmas. I didn't cook, nobody gave me food and I thought people wouldn't open to sell stuffs because is Christmas day. I guess I underestimated the Igbo people!

Because even food vendors, bars, eateries et al opened. I just finished eating some mouth watering delicacy. I can't come and kill myself.

Alcapone001:
So what's your point tho? where are you heading to?they are liar and runs gals and you still want to pair with liars and runs gals?
So tell me where is the problem coming from?

Read the post again. This time, slowly.

So I joined Tinder earlier this month, to widen my scope of social networking. Believe you me, the type of girls I encountered on Tinder have a class of their own. Beautiful, sexy and most important, notorious liars.

Me, as a first timer I was busy swiping right. Obviously overwhelmed with how beautiful these ladies are. After some days I started to match with some.

Now, my thinking is that these girls are rich or from a wealthy family. As many of them are quick to put a disclaimer of "No Hook Ups". Instead, they want a relationship or just friends. One even added that if any guy doesn't want the insult of his life, he shouldn't chat her up with some hook up shit!

I said okay oh! The kinda things I like. Surprisingly, all the ladies I matched with want to hook up. Na runs girls them be. Even many of them that boldly said no hook up on their description were after it.

Comrade just tire. Anyways, I just got a very cute 300L accounting student. She's fair and sexy.

bigcee:
no mind dem. Dem no get money

I no blame you. Typical average Nigerian with a very poor mentality. I narrated what happened to me earlier today and you're here attaching irrelevant meaning to it. Idiot!!

If you need Money, paste your aza, make I send you money wey go change your life.

Make sure you modify your poss with alert receipt.

Datboredberry:
Lol... Not really... I got debts and I'm broke!

But the Christmas... It's dull af!

And for the lover... That plan is not yet a plan...

But it's better... Maybe next year.

O'kay. Maybe if I get to know you better, you wouldn't be broke again.

Datboredberry:
Pele... Bad people!

My neighbours have me raw meat and half a crate of soft drinks... And a few sent cash...

Change your location shapshap! You're entitled to chop your neighbour's Christmas rice and chicken...

To think that you treated them well in preparation for today!!!

I am definitely moving out. My rent is remaining few months and I can't wait!

Seems you're having a detty December after all. Plus, hope your foreign lover has started processing visa for you?

I for no reply you but, know that everybody no be like you.

The guy above me

Ina ehhn! Na hunger wan kill me as we speak. Upon say today na Christmas.

I made sure that I gave all my neighbors something earlier today in the spirit of Christmas celebration. I got all of them drinks of different types.

But none of them are yet to give anything. Me that was looking forward to having plenty food because I barely cook as a bachelor. Matter of fact, the last time I cooked was in February. And I refused stocking my house because I felt that food go de at least (my poor calculations).

Wetin make matter worst be say nobody open today. No where to see food buy.

PS: I wasn't expecting anything from any of them, but I felt that seems we're really good neighbors, something must drop at least.


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I have to modify this thread because my neighbor just gave me a very delicious meal and some chicken parts .

Let me be real with you OP;

This man has just given you every right to be successful in life. I challenge you brother, use this to boost your morale on making it.

Charge yourself. Hustle hard.

Find a place and get out from his building. His next coming, wouldn't be nice!

Let me be real with you OP;

2022 is the year we give up on a lot of negativies. I reject them with my whole body and mind.

Why una break up boss?

Please answer!! Wetin happen? Why did you agree to let such a wonderful leave you if that's how you appreciated her?

You see! Please answer.

Let me be real with you OP;

I am having migraines now trying to settle people around me for this Christmas. I have some cash for my Grandma and I am taking it to her soon. My parents are expecting. Even me myself I am expecting something from myself. Not to talk of siblings and cousins. The whole thing just tire me.

Worst be say; my girlfriend don go pack Christmas gifts for me. She con use style de ask me wetin I get for her. I told her until then. I'll surprise her.

Another lady called me this evening asking for Christmas Gift. Omo! If I knack you 2x2 ehn, you go disembark from my befall.

Let's see how it goes sha. One sure thing I know is that, God is Faithful. Always.

yorubakid:
See Edo fool calling other tribe prostitutes when we all know that it's bini trade.. even their parents sponsor and support them to go into prostitution.. That's the Edo's trademark and no tribe can it from them.. every Edo girl is a potential runs babe.. Even the oba has to step in and curse their daughters going into prostitution.. Most Nigerian girls being trafficked abroad for prostitution are all from Edo.. Even their grandmas are still into prostitution.. angry cheesy cheesy

Go and educate your girls about prostitution cause that's the only thing they are good at..Going down and sucking that dick for as cheap as a plate of food..

Calm down Mr man.

Let me be real with y'all;

Make una no too reason this idiot matter. He is just an introverted day dreamer, who builds castles in the air and creates fictional realities in his head.

Just a click to his profile would clear your doubts.

Agbaya

We Are Watching!!!

Meteng:
They're not taking over, they've always been there. No be Enugu girls?

What's your prove??

Let me be real with you OP;

I don't even understand the gabbage you wrote up there. How can you be omitting the needed pronouns in your sentences??

Better modify you write-up. No go de disgrace your ancestors.

Datboredberry:


I copied it! It's correct... Did I do something wrong?

I just wanted...to know.

It's a beautiful lyrics. You can send it to your lover.