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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 9:50pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Sent it to you. You didn't get it? Oh my bad! Lemme make a call. Just stay online, ok?
Chai, Caracta, you'll never change. sadsad

Okay, should I expect it on your birthday? winkwink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:42pm On Oct 07, 2014
GHKWAME1:
Attack? I don't recall attacking anyone for mistakenly misspelling Ghana, I made an observation and made it known.
C'mon bro, I'm talking of your incessant "correcting" of people on last year's thread. You did it all through last year, and have continued this year. Sometimes it's just innocent posts that you always think was made to subtly diss your country.

Even on this thread, all your posts is about when GH was mentioned. Your contribution is just to quote posts with "Ghana's" name on it. It's not a bad thing, just saying, you'd relax and stop trying to find fault in everything said about Ghana.

For your info, he's a boy, and if called Ghana boy, there's nothing wrong with it. Go listen to Nigerian songs and hear our musicians say "I'm a Naija boy forever" steadily.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:26pm On Oct 07, 2014
GHKWAME1:
ermm! Why do you(Nigerians) like referring to Ghanains as
Ghana boy?
@ embolden, same way you attack people that mistakenly spell "Ghanaians" wrongly, last year. Don't you think you'd have dropped this "correcting" tendencies of yours, last year, especially seeing that you have spelled your country's name wrongly too?

Same way you made a mistake, is the same way those posters made their comments without any sinister intent. Stop the nitpicking bro, it is childish.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:20pm On Oct 07, 2014
THEAMAKA:
Exactly. I found it to be sick! Not even 48hrs and they are acting like pigs. Tayo couldn't have done that to any of the other female housemates and not receive a heavy backlash from other Africans. We need to be as vocal and supportive of our own, regardless of the gender.
If Lilian was someone like Karen, those mòrons would've had it coming. Lilian is a fun-loving girl, if not, that act of madness deserves a slap.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:18pm On Oct 07, 2014
waxdude:
Ochongonoko...I gues u wan pour 1 drum of fuel abi undecided
Who is ochongonoko? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:18pm On Oct 07, 2014
Jesusculture:
Tayo really needs a chill pill, hs quarrels are so unnecessary. I mean in 2 days hs had quarrels with lilian,macky 2 n nw JJ.
The only way Tayo will last long in that house with his loud mouth and quarrels, is if he can keep the "Mellishants" dreaming and fantasizing of a possible fuckfest or make-out between Tayo and their/his love interest. If not, Tayo might end up like Nando. Dude is handsome and a charmer, ladies love him, but his quarrels might be his downfall.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 9:05pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Lol. It's a thing you'd eventually get used to. Man must chop na.
Na true you talk sha.

Ehen, Caramel, when are you buying me the new iPhone6 you've been promising me since time Imo river? sadsad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:02pm On Oct 07, 2014
StateOfMind:
I dey suspect that 5'2 guy reincarnated. grin
LMAO!! Now wonder his posts were 4'7 looking.grin

This 4'7 head warmer-wearing pygmy never cease to amaze me. Kwaaaa!!grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
waxdude:
Nd he wil go home excpt he charms d audience wit biguesas juju angry
The newly built house is juju proof. undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:49pm On Oct 07, 2014
THEAMAKA:
Lol i support them both. Just don't want Nigerians F**king up like they did last year. You know the Naija way of doing things. I think throwing a fake used condom at someone is extremely offensive, but reactions said otherwise. grin grin grin
LOL. True that. The stunt on Lilian requires more backlash than that of Tayo. If I was in that house, I'd have given the fucktards a proper dress down!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
StateOfMind:
Hehe, dannyboi..you probably did not take note of his posts in the early days of this thread.
Exactly. Danny is quoting the wrong guy.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:45pm On Oct 07, 2014
Themamba:
grin grin
Lol. Fork, is that you? grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:34pm On Oct 07, 2014
THEAMAKA:
Biguesas number 2
And he's getting evicted with relative ease soon.

BTW, I've been seeing your subtle 'support' for Lilian, just like you did for Bev. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Awww sugar. You'll be fine. Just take it easy. A day at a time.
Thanks Carablue. I seriously wonder how you working class peeps get to cope with the daily stress of work and not loosing your sanity, especially in that rowdy and stressful Lasgidi.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:20pm On Oct 07, 2014
ozodigboo:
Ok guys, its been confirmed.
Tayo is in love with Samantha.
The guy don follow d babe go wash plate for kitchen sink. Lol
My own be say, as em dey fall in love, make em no go FALL OUT OF THE HOUSE o. Make em shine eye o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 8:19pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Yaaaay! Thanks.

This your new testament shakara sef. Hian sad

I'm fine. You?
You are always welcome.*hugs*

Me? You know I'll never shakara for you. I no be girl nau. sad if I shakara for you, it wouldn't even make sense. sad

I'm great. A bit weak though. Too much offline stress. sadsadcry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 8:10pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Me? Ochon me? I reject it!

You must be online. Period!
embarassedembarassed

Okay, I must be online. I go kukuma climb mountains and damn all consequences to be online.

How are ya? I hear Idowu go drop Beyonce-like pics, abeg alert me when she does. wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:05pm On Oct 07, 2014
teewhysafe:
Trezagah: his session was hard to watch. You have to tell, you have to speak blablaba,he was jst grasping for English so was nt so fluent
This is what I don't get. These people were screened, right? So why'd Biggie allow someone they clearly knows, can't speak English in a "must-speak-English" show? It doesn't make sense. They're making this dullard the scapegoat if you ask me.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2014
njokusson:
Who is in charge of banning people around here... briareous.. why nah? wetin I do?
BROerous don jail your ass. gringrin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Ksslib, Ochon, Safarigirl, Njokusboy, Reincarnated, Agbgift, Dannyxy, Stateofmind. Has Lilian eatenhuh
No o. Actually, Lilian has never eaten in her life. Today, when Luis was catching feelings, Leelee told him to prepare Eweudu soup ati Amala, if he wants a piece of her non-existent àss. But when Luis wanted to prepare it, Biggie called in Sexyleelee and warned her never to eat till she leaves the house, or else Melvin will be slotted in to replace her, while O'neal will come back to torture WA. So no, Lilian has never eaten. undecided

Mumu!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 7:35pm On Oct 07, 2014
Caracta:
Ye ye ye! Badoskkkkyyyyyy. I need to reset my calendar. Chai!

Happy birthday to you darling. Many more fruitful years ahead.

Chop am kiss
Happy birthday in arrears, Oct-born, Carablue, in case I'm not online that day. smiley

@Idowuogbo, call me if pinshure uploading go shele. wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:56pm On Oct 07, 2014
THEAMAKA:
Who is it then? Tell me.
Rusello has already told you. You seem to have forgotten all of us when you left last year.

He's the guy behind Mariarocks moniker, a Maria Nepembe fan. Always arguing like a headless chicken. grin He use to gush out praises for Maria and his entire online life revolved around Maria. grin

If you can go back to last year's thread, you will remember the "Mariarocks" moniker. wink

Where went you all these while though?
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 1:52pm On Oct 07, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
So because the account was just created and it said my bars were doppe....that means I created it.....you guys are childish....so I would take the pain to go open another yahoomail just to come create another account here to praise my verse.....your really really daft and sttuppid .. .the account was created in September when I checked....so what's my business with why the person just registered here and commented on my drop......this krone is a 26 year old frustrated tenant....that eats from hand to mouth.....that explains his anger towards me ...he's a jealous pig....he doesn't even know the meaning of buccal. ...that proves he's an illiterate........ Lucky to have an asha 200 and 10mb.....
Easy with the cusses, nobody is fighting with ya. I never said you created the account, I'm only saying I understand where Kr0ne is coming from cos the account's only post was to acknowledge your bars. Whether you created the account or not, is none of my biz. I'm just trying to let you know, why Kr0ne thought so of that moniker.

You need to calm down bro, it's not everything that'd make you start reeling out harsh words on all and sundry. You can still have an argument without the insults.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 12:53pm On Oct 07, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
thanks.....but abeg don't comment next time.....cos that mongrel kronk may say your a ghost account I created to hype myself
LOL. Don't bring me into your squabbles with Kr0ne. Don't get me wrong. TBH, I'm not trying to side with Kr0ne or anything, but I think from my perspective, I can pardon Kr0ne for the statement.

I'm not saying he's right, or that you are wrong, or that the two monikers might be your alt accounts, I'm just thinking he's not wrong for making such accusations. I checked out one of the monikers he quoted, and to be fair to Kr0ne, the new moniker was created newly and his only comment was to praise your bars. So I can't really fault Kr0ne's judgement based on that premise. He might be wrong, he might be right. That aint my biz sha.

All the same, your lines were tight. Keep it up. We the strictly readers appreciate y'all writers.cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IDOWUOGBO -the Badosky N by ochon: 12:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
Happy birthday Idowuogbo, the ogbonge mama.

The one 'n' only

Idowu
ID cabasa
Badosky
ID
Ceceparampa (my best soubriquet amongst all her names. grin).

Have fun and enjoy your day, Ceceparampa. Snap pinshures for Ochon o. wink
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 10:29am On Oct 07, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Give me a chair outside the outskirt of the city/
where I shall sit safely and express my sinncere pity/
With deep emotions determining my lyrics/
Death of a Loved one, mock of enemies, purged out another serie/
how a life was taken from a petit/ young world hardly knew evil. . . Leave me to this, that I may vent it/
with a skin soft as the feathers of a baby dove/
Humming of little birds, one thing our baby loved/
her little fingers I did touch/ considered the most fair amidst all/
Amanda! Reflection of the harmless rays of the sun/
a reason I would play on the floor/
In my mind, already piling up treasures I would offer as gifts to her in the future/
Words I said: "when I become a superstar I will take you round the world"/
"Take you to disney land and let you have real fun"/
Her smile was the twinkle of a star/ her voice could give peace, and halt a drunk off a bar/
Are these tears in my eyes?/
I was a fool to think I could leave this tragedy as my past/
But I cry, When i imagine the looks in her eyes/ the fear of whether she might die!/
Oh! My heart is shattered/ the sad tone of a piano appears to me as laughter/
Every object I hallucinate is mocking me/
The sound of my own voice is bugging me/
Jigsawkillah was right, I shoulda been the one who died/
Limerick was on point, I'm wack, a coward, I left her alone, he hit the bull's eye!/
A big brother, an uncle who wasn't even there to hold her/
she was unconscious for days, fought with death, but I wasn't there to remind her "be bolder"/
I agree she was brave/ but the worst part be I wasn't even there to see her grave!/
Ouch! My heart is bleeding/ a sister was dying and I was online beefing!/
But I pray she forgives me/ when I die I shall see you again. . . still I pray the burden's freed!/


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OMG!! I'm sorry GOM, I didn't know you lost your kid sis. Accept my condolences.

You shouldn't despise yourself, what happened is inevitable. Misfortunes like deaths happens to us all, we can't stop it. Death is no respecter of any person; no matter the class or status. You just have to move on.

May her soul R.I.P.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 10:20am On Oct 07, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
quick freestyle......


its a sleek crown see/ for the big fat king/
the chit chat,ping/ of my bold 5 halts.....when the click clack brings/ a boom kinda sound... coupled with shots..... and a quick tight swing/ till you licking my axe......like a sweet ice cream/
the tales I ll" tell.....could depict nine scenes/ cos I ll script nice schemes/
and on streets I ll"scream/ "shawarma is here"......all dressed in a flag.....with the green white green/
a patriot to all.....so it seems i think/ a colourful nerd... a pink that stinks/ a rapper to some....that spit on scenes/ to visible stuffs .....and things unseen/
I warm the throne well....and speak with queens/ an evil tyrant geez.....that ll" slit your kins/ and rip your limbs/ with these unholy hands........ know my toes and feet.....are dipped in sin/

the sshit you got.....I don't relate with that/ I ll" deflate you bad/ then put you in "darkness".....when I raise my hand/ to snatch your bulb....... attach to the shoes..... illuminate my path/
am a prankster too....watch me urinate......and wet my death bed/ I brought nuns to my camp.....in tents I ll" get heads/ I got them "hhorny" as hell......like Baphomet's head/
you may cut my tongue....for the truth am revealing/ don't bother or stress.....I ll" move in the building/ to crucify myself.....when your Jews are unwilling/

aii.......to be continued.........
Dópe shìt.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 10:17am On Oct 07, 2014
GIYAZZ:
Yo, just came back from church and now I'm chilling/
Mama brought rice and chicken/ plus a chilled coke. . . that's what I'm sipping/
With my BB, dropping a freestyle, no need for pencil/ no learned skills/ my bars still sharp like a kitchen utensil!/
Left for a moment after I told y'all it was a freestyle/ not slow to compose, I mean that ain't me style/
I just grab the moment and tell y'all about it/ my latest, not buzz brained, my inner sanctum, I found it/
Check! Smoked niggas before, but lately I got smoked/
Ksslib? Iam? Planning to call out Kr0ne, if I lose, omo na Ghost mode!/
Haha, just joking though/ I'm just here to have fun, If I lose? no ffucking probs/
Free minded, I don't hold grudges/ but if you provoke me, my guy, you go hold crutches/
Ask Sosiqdude/ I'm a bossy dude/
niggas hail me "Onitsha best rapper" whenever I'm surfing through!/
But I still got humility/ we all cool in our house, the only nigga who's "rough" is my brother who limits peeps/ to nothing anytime. . . he ain't care who you are, you're dead! Moment you're who dissing him!!/
. . .

Flow, it's obvious/ poisonous/ makes wacks cry, onions/
It's in our blood, you join the chariot and it's all e yours!/
Proud I'm a d0pe vet now/ came here as a lame but I choke vets now!/
On facebook, I'm praised like God/ cos y'all trained me, praise thy God!/
Remember when I crammed lyrics written by Ibime/ spit it to my friends, and wished that it be me/
They liked it! Whenever I browse a battle verse/ that got Blaqbonez storytelling while he sprankle jabs/
And Emaprince kicking hard lines/ while Dj5naira texting humor and bringing mad lines!!!/
Choi! Mikuz be going
kill kill/ ThePrekky's verse was surely ill ill!/
Evilchapterz was a no nonsense guy/ you diss him? He'd blow your brains high!!/
Thunderstorm was crazy/ his lines could give heart attack to a baby!/
Rhyme_lunatic Aka Loonat111k invaded da platform/ and brought ill frees that reminded me of Daphantom!!!/
DBR brought the BBR/ his lines means murder, DESTROYING THE REST, DTR!!!/
Streetwize, a god with the pen/ this nigga humbled vets and vanished in the air!/
Coogar, still around bullying 'em since/ he murked invaders and here he schooling textcees!!/
Ojoawo, a name that is known/ you couldn't count how many stubborn wack heads that he's blown!!!/
Glacierz, iced too many peeps/ he be making greens now, I'm sure he got too many jeeps!/
Sidoggg, H,J, Dawhizkid/ and 'em all other vets, i pay respect for inspiring me. Finish!!!!/


cool
Cool frees. Nice one. smiley
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 9:44am On Oct 07, 2014
kr0ne:
Aromo hyping himself

Just 15 minutes and ur first post was to hype Iam. This guy no get sense sha. How many more ids will he create?
gringrin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 9:22am On Oct 07, 2014
teddybiyasi:
...… …my legs are always on wears…… so I hardly…… see defeat…/....
.
Nice one teddy. I love this line the most. smiley
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 9:10am On Oct 07, 2014
richommie:
this shaky gay i kill/ wit deadly jabs and kicks/ ya want disses? imma give u badly one like beast/
check awt numerous goons ve slayed......but u? u hardly slap a kid!/

ya face is gettin. dis void/ ve told im to stop wearing timberland and claimin big boy/ u hardly see chickas aiming this blonds/
cos dude lack personality...i will never doubt if u tell me he's blaming his God!/

aromo bitters buried u wit disses/ i wonder how u stand firm infront of beetches/
he diss-figured ur arm in minute/ threw u up in sky...an the goof yan like sisses/ cos the way aromo bitters sew wit the thread permanently .we mistook im wit a tailor rough handlin a stitches!!!/

i wonder how u mainly cypher/ all u shiits re trash...filled wit dirty pampers!/
cooger is the panther...i am the scaring viper/
but u alwas mess the thread wit shiiits..cos like a baby... iii alwas see u wearing diapers/

gay! i control this nation bro/ wit thousand of masses backin me up like am der special god/
y' alwas busy clamimg artist/ wit lazy tactics/ i mean we hardly see ur faces showing on set......cos even if u shop plantain full body" u no go even reach the plantashun boiyz!/

lastly vets knowns i can kill...like balotelli i am meaner/ they all scatter run moment i cock the gun to trigger/
but i rather feel sobber to the nigger/ cos am emotional and sorry..death is inevitable ...RIP to ur sister!!/
This is hawttttt!!

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