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Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:08pm On Oct 03, 2014
softsparkyy: Just si m na adim isi ka squirrel, I will smile and gladly follow you.
LMAO. Blunt pino pino k'ibu. grin Erm, kama mu ga agwa gi udiri okwu ahu, okaramma namu piara gi number di uto. Isi gi adiro ka nke nchi at all, obi di ka nchi n'ihi na odimma ile anya. embarassed grin
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 10:44pm On Oct 03, 2014
softsparkyy: You don't need words to woo me?
Really? Gbamu ukwu n'eze!! Kedu ifemu needirisi, then?
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
softsparkyy: Ochon where have you been?
On a journey, to find the right words to woo you. embarassed
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 9:45pm On Oct 03, 2014
softsparkyy: lol ...all these names for me?

You are still my love though Ochon has been taking good care of me.
Nna welcome home.
I've paid my dues, when am I taking my rightful place n'ime obi? embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2014
Ksslib: We like you the way you are jare. The zoning community led by no other than comrade ochon who has been jaga jaga zoned by anything in skirt times without number , humbly await you to open another season of zoning then we follow suit. smiley
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 9:21pm On Oct 03, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: JovialJov: the lady that sleeps when everyone is awake and vice-versa.
LWKMD!! Hediot!! gringrin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by ochon: 8:14pm On Oct 03, 2014
GIYAZZ: King of Gangstas, Ice Cube scared of my shadow/
Quest, Mobb Deep, Wu Tang, N.W.A, praising my Halo/
Just you know Giyazz a known case killer/
so when you see me, RUN! like Jadakiss and GhostFaceKillah!/
Skill in, illing, killing, cleaning up ya lineage/
Villain, diss me again; believe me, I will burn down ya village!/ (I swear!)
East Coast nigga, Igbo blood dissing these two millitants/
I do it for my side, where we train Lions, Wolves, Panthers and Elephants!/ iyah!
Pow! Pow! Pow!! This is cold!! That's the spirit bro!!

This thread is getting hotter by each effin minute!! That's how FFR ought to be, as hot as hell!!

Shout-out to all the cats #bringingbackourFFR - Guykhena (your first drop rattled me. Shiiiiittt!!), Ksslib, Jigsawkillah, PaulThor etc. Y'all are great. Glad to see dópe lines gracing this thread again. cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:50pm On Sep 30, 2014
Reincarnated: Who liked this picture? The haters have landed (safari, u see what i did there wink)
Sharap!! If you like Safaigirl, openly woo her. Stop hiding your feelings by winking angry tongue
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:46pm On Sep 30, 2014
safarigirl: right. I been no sabi say you fit vex like that smiley
Na slip of the fingers. Maybe someone hacked my account. embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:43pm On Sep 30, 2014
Ksslib: And stay away from njokusboy too. You don wanna know why. But if you have the strength to argue issues like why flies shouldn't fly the way they do, then he is your guy.
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:41pm On Sep 30, 2014
Ksslib: lol.

Dont worry you ll enjoy everyones company here. They all are good sport.

But heads up. Get ready for neck breaking epistles that will if care is not taken, make you weep-- literally. No thanks to people like ochon who use long texts to make up for their height.

Be expecting stuffs like '' I must admit, the birth of this hours universal consciousness has energised the companionable gregarious me and I must above all odds, opine, thar the camaraderie entrenched deep somewhere in my genetic make up has never been this primed to mate you guys companionship''

All he is trying to say is ---- He's in a good mood today. angry

And stay away from njokusboy too. You don wanna know why. But if you have the strength to argue issues like why flies shouldn't fly the way they do, then he is your guy.
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:33pm On Sep 30, 2014
Reincarnated: https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/1671293/what-you-talkin-bout-willis-o.gif
Stop using this gifs jare. This one you don learn am, you no go allow us enjoy this thread again. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:31pm On Sep 30, 2014
safarigirl: na wa o, ochon, BA me you write Ll this epistke for?

Anyway, I may have used the wrong term, I wasn't referring to you, I was just trying to calm Danny down, not to set off a war of words with anyone.

Anywaym I apologise if I rubbed you the wrong way or used the wrong words. I'm through with the chase and I don't intend to return to it's events, anyone willing to bring it up can do so with someone else.

Once again, apologies to anyone that feels offended
LOL. No vex shawty. I'm sorry if I sounded harsh. I just thought you were calling me a hater. I apologise. We cool, right? wink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:29pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13: Yes oh. I'm glad we're having this little prologue, at least I know what to expect on the forum. Na wa, some people like panadol for other people's headache that they don't even know in life... grin grin
LOL. You never jam. You'll see real "defending" when members might have finally chosen their fave contestants. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
Reincarnated: Jesus how u do am?
you've gotten it. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:23pm On Sep 30, 2014
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:22pm On Sep 30, 2014
Reincarnated: huh


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Add the link in between " [img][/img] " and it will become a gif image
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:19pm On Sep 30, 2014
waxdude: Jeeeeeeeeezzzz Ochon with epistle wen show neva start...
Na Jeykllandhyde post that thing. My account has been compromised. sadcry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:17pm On Sep 30, 2014
AndrERush: Bro, I'm cool. Doing quite well. Hope all is well with you. It's good to know you guys are just having a banter. it's honestly not worth fighting over. Regardless, I'm looking forward to the show, here's me hoping this season will be much better than last, and hopefully I'll have time to watch a bit.
Yeah, I'm balling quiet well too. Nah, it's just little disagreements. It spices up the thread. grin I doubt this year will be like last year's fun, but all the same, I'm relying on the comments to have fun. I might join the show during the latter stages, though. Good to have you around.cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:13pm On Sep 30, 2014
Reincarnated: grin grin spike lee of life
Idiota!! gringrin How your love, Joivialjov? winkwink
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:12pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13: Thanks, I'm happy to meet like-minded people grin grin Yes even when we agree or disagree. And just because sometimes the contestants get dissed, doesn't mean we have beef for them grin We just want them to improve. I bet you, all the holy-holy ones will end up 'dissing' a housemate at least once in the next 3 months. That's when I will catch them grin grin Have a blast, bro.
@ Embolden, get out of my head!! gringrin I dey wait them. gringrin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 8:03pm On Sep 30, 2014
AndrERush: I can see things are getting a little heated here already, even though the show hasn't begun. Guys this show is nothing to fight over. After all its just about a couple random people literally going on a nice vacation in South Africa, being lazy, eating chicken, drinking all sorts of nice drinks, generally having fun, even having their own private night parties in the process, with hopes of being rewarded with a nice big cheque at the end of the vacation. It's not worth it. Just enjoy the show , without getting too emotionally attached.
Brother mi, what's up? Just disabusing some few notions, no fights from me. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:49pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13: omg I almost fainted laughing at that Ghanaian/Obama gif. You just made my day with these pics/posts grin grin I will go and sip my tea happily now. At least some people know how to enjoy a forum grin
LOL. The dude is crazy. Last year, he cracked us up so much, he won the best poster of the thread. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:45pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13, that page is killing me mehn!! Thanks a lot, you are joy giver. Page bookmarked. LMAO. gringrin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:44pm On Sep 30, 2014
njokusboy: Oga oh, the people spokeman.... I see u..
LOL. How far bros.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:43pm On Sep 30, 2014
safarigirl: bros you need to chill and ignore the haters. Till today, people still tease me cuz of Melvin, I left the thread cuz of Melvin, nobody has been mocked more than I've been on NL cuz of Melvin, but I've learnt to let bygones be by-gones. It's a new season, it's time for TayLian grin. Btw, Lillian's vid was real cool, love the way she speaks.
@ Embolden, here you go again. Don't you ever get tired of playing the victim? If there are things I've learnt about you, it's three facts:

1. you believe YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT and NEVER wrong.

2. Anyone that disagrees with you, is either not knowledgeable enough of the topic of discourse, or a HATER.

3. You loathe criticism, whether constructive or destructive.


You made this kinda statement earlier on when you quoted me on this thread, but I ignored. But let me set things straight this time around. I ask you these questions:

- What makes anyone that criticises Melvin, a HATER?

- Is it that Melvin should never be criticised or what?

You gave the reason as to why you left the thread last year as - people will not respect your opinion because your are Melvin fan. This is totally BS (no offence). Ksslib was a Melvin fan, but he stayed all through and no one called his opinions, nonsense. Dannyxy, Psychedelia, Me, Njokusboy, were all Melvin fan, but we stayed, and our opinions counted. I remember you calling me and Spade "plastic fan of Melvin" because Spade said Melvin was dull, but you're quick to forget the late nights Spade spent creating numerous Emails to vote for Melvin.

Do you think you liked Melvin more than me? Did you sacrifice for Melvin more than me? What makes you more of a Melvin's fan than me? Is it cussing people that have different opinion about Melvin? Is it shoving your opinions of Melvin down people's throat? Or you expect me to start attacking Forkadict and co before I become an IRON fan of Melvin? Gurl, you did nothing for Melvin more than me. Quote me anywhere!!

1. I created 20 accounts just for Melvin. I totally disregarded voting for Beverly.

2. I never bashed Melvin last year. Prove me wrong!!

3. I used my money to vote for Melvin.

4. On final the week of BBA The Chase, I, Ksslib, Psychedelia, JeykllandHyde and co, spent ample time of ours, even in the wee hours of the early morning, to vote Melvin, while you sit around fighting all over NL and Twitter, garnering haters instead of voters for Melvin. Safari, you made people dislike Melvin instead of love him. To you, he's the perfect breed. An angel. A saint. WTF?angry Even God gets bashed on NL, so who the fùck made Melvin a saint? huh

you don't like Melvin more than me. You didn't nothing for Melvin more than me, rather you created haters for Melvin. So enough of your trying to make "constructive" critics of Melvin, haters of Melvin.

And stop trying to say you left because people won't value your opinion because you are a melvin fan, that's a bogus lie from the pit of hell. You left because we refused to buy your accusations of Endemol/Biggie without "proofs." Your accusations is akin to people saying Babanginda killed Dele Giwa, but without proofs to show for it. Newsflash, after all the accusations ,Babanginda is alive and kicking. Why? No evidence!! I still remember your words before you left, you said something bitter like this;

" Since you guys won't believe me, let me take my evidence to where people that values the truth will look into it."

Something like that.^^^

I'm not attacking you or beefing you. But It shocks me when you try to make it seem like I'm anti-Melvin. Get that thought out of your head.

You know why I won't be voting this year? Because after all my money spent, time spent and my sleepless nights voting Melvin, he still lost. So stop trying to claim the determinant of a Melvin fan, you ain't in any position whatsoever, to do so. Have fun. cool
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:06pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13: True. I was even starting to feel weird about commenting. I wonder how it will be when the show starts proper. I guess I will have to gag myself and just stick more to Facebook like last year. There was a whole hater page meant for just sounding off on housemates grin grin grin It was fun abeg, to let off steam it was dissing galore. Diss Big Brother himself, diss the housemates, diss the countries, diss everybody. Just harmless fun. Ah, good days grin
LOL. When you see such page again, give me the link, I need to laugh off my àss. Life's too short to be having deformed faces over people eating wantonly and having a shot at $300, 000.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:00pm On Sep 30, 2014
Aida13: @ochon That's a very reasonable reply. I like reasonable people grin grin It's a reality show, these contestants signed up for everything that comes their way....good and bad comments, plus the $300,0000 if they win. So please, anyone who won't let me have my opinion, whether on their looks, sense or nonsense, can please take several benches to the left.

I'm not here to sugarcoat things ooo if I like a housemate, you will know. If I don't, I will say it abeg it's my prerogative!! That's why this is a F.O.R.U.M so any people with sensibilities or sensitive hearts for other people's headache, too bad. So unless the Rwandan is your adopted brother or twin, please don't come here defending anybody I diss abeg lol @Dannyxy
I had to write that before people starts getting scared of airing their opinion. Don't know why people hate criticisms of any kind.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:59pm On Sep 30, 2014
Dannyxy: chai, na wetin dey your mind since, i am not defending anybody, i am responsible for what i post not what you understand.
you say i cannot laugh over things, you obviously did not read my post till end, if you did, are you telling me that you missed the big grinnn at the end of my post?, I purposely used that grin to show that it's not that serious.

I don't even understand why you are trying to lash out at me, we get beef before ni?, I decide to defend Melvin because he is my best bba housemate, are you saying I don't have the right to?, why should I defend O'Neal, hakeem, or any other house mate? their fans have the sole responsibility of that, and if they refuse to, how is my fault?. I know the reason for your "supposed friendly criticism" is because of my defending of Melvin. please please please.

for the remaining part of your post, we are both saying the same thing, I was saying the same thing to a lady, I even dissed Melvin saying he looked liked a "shoe seller from alaba", see ehn let's just move on from Melvin and the chase, and focus on hotshots, no need to create unnecessary tension and beef between us..
peace
Oh please spare me Danny. Forget the "grin" emoticon, you've been pulling this stunt since last year. Weren't you the one "officially pissed" because of people's assessment of Melvin? Hear yourself type. How can you be pissed over Melvin that have moved on with his career? For Christ's sake, calm the fùck down!!

Hold on, me beef you? For what? Because you are defending Melvin? Danny, you weren't a Melvin fan more than me. You did nothing for Melvin more than me!!

1. I created 24 accounts last year, 20 - for Melvin, 2 - for Elikem, 2 - for my Cleo.

2. Because of Melvin, I partook in the AVV shít

3. I stayed up late up to 4am with Ksslib, Andrerush and co, voting for Melvin.

4. I recharged my phone to vote for Melvin. The Nigga didn't know I exist o!!

So when you say I'm beefing you cos of Melvin, I LMAO!! Stop giving yourself too much credit. I can't beef you please. You are my nigga, just letting you know you should stop trying to stifle people's opinion about HMs. Chillax!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:08pm On Sep 30, 2014
Dannyxy: some people will be insulting other people's look, when they don't have profile pics themselves. isokai isorai.
just remember this song

all things bright and beautiful,
all creature great and small
whether naija or Rwandaaaa

The lord God made them ALL....




grin grin grin
Abeg make we hear word o jare. These contestants signed up for it when they decided to sign up for BBA Hotshots. Do you think they're reading our comments? So why are you trying to stifle people's assessment/opinions of the housemates?

Take a chill pill before you bust a nerve. This is friendly criticisms. It's funny you are claiming Voltron The Defender Of The Universe, yet Elikem, LK4, Beverly (our rep), O'Neal, Koketso, Bassey, Hakeem, etc., have been politely dissed, yet you chose to defend only Melvin alone. Why can't Melvin be criticised? Why can't we make fun of the pics of the HMs as long as the words are not caustic? I don't see laughing at the gums of the Rwandan rep, means him being ugly. His gums are funny in that pic but live, he might be handsome.

Learn to laugh over things, when they called Melvin, spade teeth last year, you nearly burn the place down. Melvin is a handsome dude, so even his teeth shouldn't elicit a show of anger from you. Take a chill pill please.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 7:45pm On Sep 29, 2014
Dannyxy: papa ostrich na me dey make you laugh?, abi na the problem wey dey do "woman united" dey make you laugh grin

make I warn you now, if you write any long epistle this year, I go by myself report you to the nearest mod.
LOL. Your anger dey make me laugh. This season go shele wella. At least I go see you defending Tayo against his anti-fans. grin

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