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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon:
Ksslib:
Hehe.

But seriously, E go hard before naija go win am again sha cos those African voters are not smiling, except the housemate in question has an evenly spread blend of diff appealing personas.
TBH, I don't think any West African country will win, unless this regional nonsense stops. WA is just two slots. Bribery of the highest order. Seems like Jealousy to me. But who knows, an Uti-like magic might happen to Tayo or Sexyleelee. I don't think it'd though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 3:17pm On Oct 05, 2014
Mumuna2, is Welbeck playing? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 3:07pm On Oct 05, 2014
mukina2:
see shurrle the diver angry
Taa!! Sharap!! Chambers fouled him. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 3:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Lol. Bone that thing. grin

Tayo ll be another Melvin, if the tooth resemblance is anything to go by.
LOL. So you no wan make em turn to Dillish and win the money? Nah second fate, you wan bless am with?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 3:03pm On Oct 05, 2014
haydot95:
loss? Nah...I always win
Yes, like the 6-0 bashing you received in the hands of chelshit. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 3:00pm On Oct 05, 2014
haydot95:
no wonder...all these united fans sef
Pele. Enjoy your loss. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 3:00pm On Oct 05, 2014
IbokUtoroh:
gBES!
Then, other top teams will compound their woes. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:59pm On Oct 05, 2014
haydot95:
ogbeni,u b united?
Yes o. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:58pm On Oct 05, 2014
Roland17:
Despite being a goal down I am still loving the performance...this game is still very open
Story for the gods. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:57pm On Oct 05, 2014
Assanal, is this a curse or what? Why can't y'all win Chelshit? Obayaya, your team are a bunch of social misfits!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 2:55pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Yes na. We are saying the same thing. grin

You never can tell sha. Who knows, it might be better sef. Na the contestants hand E dey.

We just need more interesting entertaining housemates like Melvin and we are good to go. smiley
Make Forkadict cash you first. gringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:47pm On Oct 05, 2014
Assanal, why?sadsad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 2:45pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Ok. I don forget say na via ur off campus neighbor you peep throughout last year.

I go watch opening show & probably only few of the show itself cos of school!
Hediot!! LOL. We don't have DSTV back here, only in school, that's why I'd miss it. I just hope this season will be fun sha. I've a nagging feeling, this season might suck.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:43pm On Oct 05, 2014
This ref is robbing Assanal. How the eff is that a Yellow card for Chambers? angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 2:30pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
I trust you.

You go watch opening show?
Nope. I ain't back in school, so won't watch it. I'll join the show later, towards the ending of the month. You nko?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:11pm On Oct 05, 2014
KelvinGraphics:
Baba all thanks to De Gea oo.... Dat boy suprised me today, it's like them increase d lad salary within d week.grin

Atleast now i go watch Chelshit vs A**.nal match on top of my voice.
Anybody we dem win i go laff am. But i prefer they draw o.
Wia ris Irishkez and Obayaya.

@Caseless Kiddablingz, Lertee, ochon, Rozzay, Missberrypop5, Dygeasy abeg make we go celebrate dis our win 4 JBLUV55 bar. Ahswear e no easy.
I dey tells you. I no go worry as my team don win. E go shock people when Man Utd go carry league. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:09pm On Oct 05, 2014
mukina2:
shame nor cash you? grin
Shame dey cash person wey win match, with our world best players, Di Maria & Falcao, ripping Everfools, apart? grin My hater, shouldn't you be concerned with your incoming huge flogging at the hands of Chelshit? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014
Welbeck, the flop, show us whatchu you got. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Everton (2 - 1) On 5th October 2014 by ochon: 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014
mukina2:
falcao finally
goal
Let's watch our outcast son, Welbeck, flop for you against Chelshit. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 1:55pm On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Ostrich, you be devil. The day dey come wen dem go beat you and that your gif. grin
LMAO. That Gif na die. I dey store my cherished Gifs sef. grin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:52pm On Oct 05, 2014
thandii1:
...Neither is it by contesting for mr nairaland with kids he's old enough to father. Someone who shamelessly contests for an online beauty contest year in year out is not intellectually fit to question people's interest in discussing bba.
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:46pm On Oct 05, 2014
forkadict:
Maguy, no vex o. I just need to confirm something real quick. This CHELSEA matter wey you carry for head so, shey ABRAHMOVIC sabi your papa before?

Just asking
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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by ochon: 12:00am On Oct 05, 2014
Ksslib:
Jb this your bar sef get as e be sha.

Person no dey ever see drunk girls here. If not, Paedophile ochon nd jekyll for be your number one customers.

Abeg no dey dilute drinks. So the ministry can move forward.
The thunder wey go fire you, Senator Sherima, is doing press-up!! grin Jbluv, no mind this ostrich. Dre11, I dey greet o. Una don escape Westbrom today. grin
Family › Re: My Wedding Pictures - Today by ochon: 11:42pm On Oct 04, 2014
PAGAN9JA:
[size=28pt]I AM ASHAMED OF THIS PICS.

IT DISGUST ME TO SEE NIGERIAN WOMAN DOING OYINBO WEDDING.[/size] angry angry angry angry

*leaves thread*
Why can't you be happy for her. Is it a crime to cheer her on her special day and later air your concerns? She's probably done the traditional wedding too. This your aggressive manner of approach will scare people away from paganism, instead of draw them near. SMH.
Family › Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by ochon: 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2014
Your Nigerian parent: Hilary! Hilary!! Hilary oooo!! Where is this stupíd boy? Where did this boy go to? Hilaryyyyyy!!!

*answers from downstairs where he's busy fetching water*

Hilary: Momsy, I dey down dey fetch water. My turn don reach. I dey come o.

Your Nigerian parent: c'mon will you come upstairs right now. Be fast. Useless boy.

*races upstairs with full velocity*

Hilary: I'm here ma. What happened?

Your Nigerian parent: *points to a remote controller 5cm away from her* get me that remote and on the TV.

Hilary: huh angry

Nigerian parents can be annoying most times. undecided
Family › Re: The Unique Life Of Nigerian Children And Their Parents by ochon:
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 12:49pm On Oct 04, 2014
JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]Ochon Oshon! grin grin grin grin cheesy[/color]
Sharap goddamit!! Can't you see I'm communing with my fellow gods? angry
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by ochon: 2:37am On Oct 04, 2014
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]He-goat. JovialJov name don sweet you die. Choi![/color] grin cheesy
What's Jovialjov? huh
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 2:36am On Oct 04, 2014
softsparkyy: My wishes......come let me whisper to you. They are so funny that you won't believe them.
LOL. Now I'm definitely interested in hearing your wishes, that needs to be whispered, in order to be guarded from outsiders' ears. *crosses finger in anticipation*
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:09am On Oct 04, 2014
softsparkyy: Couldn't sleep. Looking @ d ceiling and making some wishes.
I noticed you are a light sleeper. You do make comments sometimes by 3am or even 4am. What wishes were you making? Care to let me in on it?
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 12:04am On Oct 04, 2014
softsparkyy: Once I like you, wooing and "ife otiti" na the same thing.
LOL. Ok then. Noted. smiley So, gini n'echugi ura? Ikewsigo ino na embrace oyi gi nwoke, na ehi ura.
Travel › Re: Welcome To Anambra State Thread:the Light Of The Nation by ochon: 11:28pm On Oct 03, 2014
softsparkyy: But those are the kind of things that turn me on.
ROTF!! Are you kidding me? I can understand the harsh words during "ife otiti", but during wooing? It's hard to believe. grin

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