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Ksslib:TBH, I don't think any West African country will win, unless this regional nonsense stops. WA is just two slots. Bribery of the highest order. Seems like Jealousy to me. But who knows, an Uti-like magic might happen to Tayo or Sexyleelee. I don't think it'd though. |
Mumuna2, is Welbeck playing? ![]() |
mukina2:Taa!! Sharap!! Chambers fouled him. ![]() |
Ksslib:LOL. So you no wan make em turn to Dillish and win the money? Nah second fate, you wan bless am with? |
haydot95:Yes, like the 6-0 bashing you received in the hands of chelshit. ![]() |
haydot95:Pele. Enjoy your loss. ![]() |
IbokUtoroh:Then, other top teams will compound their woes. ![]() |
haydot95:Yes o. ![]() |
Roland17:Story for the gods. ![]() |
Assanal, is this a curse or what? Why can't y'all win Chelshit? Obayaya, your team are a bunch of social misfits!! |
Ksslib:Make Forkadict cash you first. ![]() ![]() |
Assanal, why? ![]() ![]() |
Ksslib:Hediot!! LOL. We don't have DSTV back here, only in school, that's why I'd miss it. I just hope this season will be fun sha. I've a nagging feeling, this season might suck. |
This ref is robbing Assanal. How the eff is that a Yellow card for Chambers? ![]() |
Ksslib:Nope. I ain't back in school, so won't watch it. I'll join the show later, towards the ending of the month. You nko? |
KelvinGraphics:I dey tells you. I no go worry as my team don win. E go shock people when Man Utd go carry league. ![]() |
mukina2:Shame dey cash person wey win match, with our world best players, Di Maria & Falcao, ripping Everfools, apart? My hater, shouldn't you be concerned with your incoming huge flogging at the hands of Chelshit? ![]() |
Welbeck, the flop, show us whatchu you got. ![]() |
mukina2:Let's watch our outcast son, Welbeck, flop for you against Chelshit. ![]() |
Ksslib:LMAO. That Gif na die. I dey store my cherished Gifs sef. ![]() |
thandii1:https://rgifs.gifbin.com/052009/1243271414_black_guy_laughing.gif |
forkadict:https://www.colourbox.com/preview/3461179-872585-laughing-out-loud-emoticon.jpg |
Ksslib:The thunder wey go fire you, Senator Sherima, is doing press-up!! Jbluv, no mind this ostrich. Dre11, I dey greet o. Una don escape Westbrom today. ![]() |
PAGAN9JA:Why can't you be happy for her. Is it a crime to cheer her on her special day and later air your concerns? She's probably done the traditional wedding too. This your aggressive manner of approach will scare people away from paganism, instead of draw them near. SMH. |
Your Nigerian parent: Hilary! Hilary!! Hilary oooo!! Where is this stupíd boy? Where did this boy go to? Hilaryyyyyy!!! *answers from downstairs where he's busy fetching water* Hilary: Momsy, I dey down dey fetch water. My turn don reach. I dey come o. Your Nigerian parent: c'mon will you come upstairs right now. Be fast. Useless boy. *races upstairs with full velocity* Hilary: I'm here ma. What happened? Your Nigerian parent: *points to a remote controller 5cm away from her* get me that remote and on the TV. Hilary: ![]() Nigerian parents can be annoying most times. ![]() |
LMAO!! www.nairaland.com/attachments/1757126_african1_jpeg79dbadfc1aa6c70b15594d7c70806366 www.nairaland.com/attachments/1757127_african_jpegd032e1a309c2d18390e2a4717f69fb7a www.nairaland.com/attachments/1757128_african2_jpeg34a22274b9bdc701d317a9d1a7752e4a www.nairaland.com/attachments/1757129_youknownaija_jpegb0d6592a0d87ff2eb626bdc251b5116f |
JekyllAndHyde:Sharap goddamit!! Can't you see I'm communing with my fellow gods? ![]() |
JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]He-goat. JovialJov name don sweet you die. Choi![/color]What's Jovialjov? ![]() |
softsparkyy: My wishes......come let me whisper to you. They are so funny that you won't believe them.LOL. Now I'm definitely interested in hearing your wishes, that needs to be whispered, in order to be guarded from outsiders' ears. *crosses finger in anticipation* |
softsparkyy: Couldn't sleep. Looking @ d ceiling and making some wishes.I noticed you are a light sleeper. You do make comments sometimes by 3am or even 4am. What wishes were you making? Care to let me in on it? |
softsparkyy: Once I like you, wooing and "ife otiti" na the same thing.LOL. Ok then. Noted. So, gini n'echugi ura? Ikewsigo ino na embrace oyi gi nwoke, na ehi ura. |
softsparkyy: But those are the kind of things that turn me on.ROTF!! Are you kidding me? I can understand the harsh words during "ife otiti", but during wooing? It's hard to believe. ![]() |
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