₦airaland Forum

EmmymTr:
Yes, even with CAC,CYSEC, Federal Government, EFCC, CBN

Haba bro... This one you sure like this. How come you know all this? Any source? Cos I will like to confirm.

Bukaatii22:
Not much of a warning but more of beef

Listen to the lyrics bro... It is a full packed warning... Lol

DominusPrime:
There is a good way to make well over 70% per annum with that 300k. TB isnt for this kind of change

Can you kindly share plz

Azyne:
But how will someone use clear eye to scam a dying man??

People get mind o

Welcome to Nigeria bro... The politicians would have done worse.

Financial gurus in the house please read through this article and help people like us explain it. It way too complicated for my understanding yet I feel it is very important for mutual funds owners. Please read through.

At least to when this country finally crash! Local man no wan hear story for the small change for em account.

https://nairametrics.com/2020/06/24/sec-clarifies-new-rules-for-mutual-funds-sets-new-deadline-for-compliance/

Financial gurus in the house please read through this article and help people like us explain it. It way too complicated for my understanding yet I feel it is very important for mutual funds owners. Please read through.

At least to when this country finally crash! Local man no wan hear story for the small change for em account.

https://nairametrics.com/2020/06/24/sec-clarifies-new-rules-for-mutual-funds-sets-new-deadline-for-compliance/

petra1:
It's a simple thing . There is difference between a Pastor and a Prophet . The issue could be true. I've seen some prophet display such gift . And they stand by their word . They are ready to confront the culprit. At the end of the day the culprit will be the one confessing his deed . And such issue should always end in reconciliation and hard forgiveness. So in this case. The pastor/ prophet should be reached. If he be a man of God . He should expose the uncle more if he's unrepentant till now. But if the Pastor lied he should be arrested .

Ok. Noted. I call all of them pastor shaa.. Lol

It is the huncle who is even insisting that he dare the pastor/prophet prove his claim or the murder will occur.

My people, i just think you should know this. I don't even know whether to say i need an advice but all the same, hear me out.

A friend of mine have this uncle whom according to him has been helping the family out since when they where kids. He practically trained all (6 children) up to secondary school level, we graduated from the poly 2016 though.

So according to him, at a point, the said uncle stopped helping out. Long story short, the mother passed on late last year though she has been sick for long: she was diabetic.

Two months ego, this my guy called this uncle of his (whom he hasn't called since 10 years or more) to threaten him and accuse him of being responsible for their Mother's death. After all the drama and all, case was closed with the elders demanding that the guy should apologize (which he never did thus, standing on his former claim).

On hearing this, I had to call this guy to hear his own side of the story. I was astonished when he opened up that some pastor revealed to him that the uncle killed their mother (the elder sister) coz of envy. Mind you, everybody in the family is still hustling, mean while the said uncle is doing better though not like before, courtesy, Nigerian economy.

Any ways, long story short... About after a month later, huncle fex carry police come pick local man unto say he must say how, when, and where he killed the sister (the mother). For 2 weeks now guy man dey cell, to call pastor name dey hard em.

Advice: in matters of spiritualism, use your head.

N. B: huncle said he has coursed him so much pain with his words, that it will be foolish to let him go unpunished.

N. B: huncle sef dey stammer. Em no wan hear please! Em own na talk how kill em, or heaven wee fall!

Question: what if local man points at the pastor, and pastor says "God revealed to him... " what will be the fate of local man.

The matter hard to settle shaa... But mak una try

My people, i just think you should know this. I don't even know whether to say i need an advice but all the same, hear me out.

A friend of mine have this uncle whom according to him has been helping the family out since when they where kids. He practically trained all (6 children) up to secondary school level, we graduated from the poly 2016 though.

So according to him, at a point, the said uncle stopped helping out. Long story short, the mother passed on late last year though she has been sick for long: she was diabetic.

Two months ego, this my guy called this uncle of his (whom he hasn't called since 10 years or more) to threaten him and accuse him of being responsible for their Mother's death. After all the drama and all, case was closed with the elders demanding that the guy should apologize (which he never did thus, standing on his former claim).

On hearing this, I had to call this guy to hear his own side of the story. I was astonished when he opened up that some pastor revealed to him that the uncle killed their mother (the elder sister) coz of envy. Mind you, everybody in the family is still hustling, mean while the said uncle is doing better though not like before, courtesy, Nigerian economy.

Any ways, long story short... About after a month later, huncle fex carry police come pick local man unto say he must say how, when, and where he killed the sister (the mother). For 2 weeks now guy man dey cell, to call pastor name dey hard em.

Advice: in matters of spiritualism, use your head.

N. B: huncle said he has coursed him so much pain with his words, that it will be foolish to let him go unpunished.

N. B: huncle sef dey stammer. Em no wan hear please! Em own na talk how kill em, or heaven wee fall!

Question: what if local man points at the pastor, and pastor says "God revealed to him... " what will be the fate of local man.

The matter hard to settle shaa... But mak una try.

BlackfireX:
See lips, see boobs, see fine lady....wasted

Guy wey u come see boobs nh lol

NEWBIN:
We have known each other for about six months now. I proposed to her in March 2020 and kept telling me she was thinking about it.

Just yesterday, she said yes to my proposal and I was so excited. When I met her yesterday evening, she told me Friday (June 26) is her birthday and that, she expects a lot of gifts and mobile money from me. My bowels became full instantly so left to go ease myself.

I have lost interest. Show me a way to outsmart this fraudster of a lady, thanks.

6 months? Guy u Bleep up shaa!

Sniper4real:
Made our final year project easier. Thanks

Xeeex:
Why buy the cow when the milk is free?
Why marry the girl when sex before marriage is available?

Best comment ever. Wisdom won't kill you ma brother! Lol

[quote author= post=90971241]Engineer onyemelukwe is the owner of Colechurch of International Ltd ,he is from Nanaka , Anambra state, his son, China Danfort onyemelukwe,one of the most prominent and important investment banker in Europe.

Today, Colechurch is active in 32 countries worldwide and has head office in London and a sub-head office in the US.

The group has an asset base of about $300m and annual turnover last year was $125m while this year’s is expected to be $140m. The staff strength worldwide is 1,800.
Onyemelukwe has an impressive and perhaps, intimidating profile. He bagged an Engineering degree in 1956, from the University of Leeds and an Economics degree of London University in 1960. He has written and lectured widely on the power industry, economic development and growth. [/quote]It is actually Nanka not "Nanaka". Nanka is in Orumba north lga of anambra state.

majamajic:
They want kill u with unharmful python
In Anambra that python can't bite
In idemiri local government too, they don't kill or harm it
Naturally that python can't bite
So no village people dey follow u Mr Man
It's raining season those pythons are looking for heat as they are cold blooded , in Anambra this period they are moving close to homes to get heat

No be only village people ,

Exactly what I had wanted to say. May motor no jam you my bro! Those who know nothing about these wee be shouting village pple upandan.

jamesversion:
Mr. Okeke, see you at 52... Enjoy ur 20yrs.


Okeke nwa okafor banyi o. unu nukwa ogene..

I'm not from Igbo but I like the song.. pls what does it mean??

Our own Okeke son of okafor, did you hear the gong?

Froshloaded:
Omo
I no sabi this Woman oo..
Anyways happy birthday

Modified

Indomie generation ko

You don't what?! Tell me you are joking though! I lol

ademasta:
Wow! Bless you bro

I mean "Bleep up" not "bleep". Typo from auto-correct shaa. Thanks thou!

ademasta:


He had long worked for it.

Invest in your children, the ROI is everlasting.

I wish ma papa go hear this one!

The man underestimated local man that year shaa! Upon all my "wisdom of the Gods". Doing father Christmas upandan, even use house do giveaway. Moni finish uncles and friends japa! But it's all in the past now, thank God for hardwork and self determination. Right now bois are balling (on that level oo)

But lessons learnt. Indeed, "invest in your children, the ROI is everlasting".

[quote author= post=90753488]Multiply the 6 of them ages all together, that should be their jail time.
Chikena.

Bastard criminals that keep soiling the name of our darling nation everywhere.
With all the great opportunities they have over there, crime is the only thing inside their empty head.

Oles, ndi ohi, thieves, barawos.
You will see the people that see them as their role models in life coming here to support their crimes.

Na inside prison all of una go end las las.
Lazy youths!


These fraudulent thieves is not about name checking, it exists all over the tribes in Nigeria.
Only the Hausas may be exempted to a high degree.

Call a spade a spade and not an Agricultural implement!

The only reason Hausa are not among is cos they are academically backwards. Should they have level of education as the south, trust me they will do the same.



Don't rush.
FBI and INTERPOL no dey rush.
Be patient for the UPDATE!!

Prophet Phyno has said it all 2 years ago!!!

More details Coming soon............... [/quote]

Clint02:
All this their audio titles sef.
Which one be Nigeria bulk electricity?, wetin bulk dey find for there..ehn?,Buhari wetin sef??

My brother, this one just weak me finish!

edoairways:
Let's see how it goes. I wish them the best of luck

Just me they will penetrate, considerating their reputation in other countries and their financial strength too. This won't be like TSTV and DSTV cos this is Like two giants dragging a Land.

edoairways:
But they crashed out of the market. Vodacom experienced similar fate too

Not really, what brought about their liquidation was poor management especially on the side of managing loans. As par dominating larger portion of the telecom Market then, they really succeeded, which is why 9mobile still have an edge today.

edoairways:
You want to compete in a saturated market? I pity una

Not really saturated bro... It depends on the strategy. Who will ever thought that etisalate could stand a chance that year, but their strategy was superb. It's all about strategy, they can take advantage of the high internet data rate u know... Strategy bro.. Strategy!

Venerable612:
Oh Great!

You are welcome sir.

Afrinvest? How do they operate?

Multiplier7:
Am actually at the banks he mentioned to confirm his claims. You are right, FD is nothing to write home about for now.

I think people who are interested on investing their money like I do should go mutual fund and treasury bills

I don't know the current rate of TB though but i know it is also effected. But as for MF... Chai.. That one is heart breaking, it failed from 11% as of Nov last year to 6% during the virus. As I talk to u, that shit is at a depressing rate of 5%. No intangible investment is worth it anymore in Nigeria unless u go for long term investments like bonds, insurance packages, etc. But you ask yourself who is ready to put away such huge sum of money for that long?

So despite the disaster that is happening in TB and MF investments, they are still the best for micro investors which made up 65-80% of Nigerian investors.

Multiplier7:
Are you sure about this, from my findings, they said fixed deposit have crashed and that you can gain more through savings (not touching your money) than in fixed deposit.

Now at what percent did they say is their interest rate?

Don't mind that dude. FD is nothing to write home about currently, it even crashed before the virus, courtesy of government policy. No intangible investment is worth it anymore in Nigeria unless u go long terms.

akelicious:
https://www.google.com/url?q=https://leadership.ng/2020/06/15/nigerian-mutual-funds-hit-n1-26trn-in-5-months/&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjP5eyNhoPqAhUNnxQKHUvuA_AQFjACegQIBxAB&usg=AOvVaw1TzVOaRxwmPWSuM6IGWSMt

People are still investing their money there cos they don't have a choice anymore. Where do you want invest before? That same mutual fund decreased from 11% to 6, now it is 5%. People are just putting their money there cos they see it as a safe heaven; no alternative!

Islie:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/06/14/el-rufais-email-saying-southern-women-youth-corpers-are-seen-as-whores/

Dear God, Biko gimme sense like Reno. Amen

History555:
Explain the kind of cough that will cause egypt algeria, south Africa to tremble

My bro.. Help me ask em. Me sef Don taya!

valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/pdp-afenifere-ohanaeze-fault-buharis-democracy-day-speech/

“Saying that COVID-19 restrictions caused bandits’ attacks was an attempt to change the narrative. We all know that the governor of Katsina State signed an MoU with bandits before COVID-19".

What exactly is happening? Sign an MoU with bandits?! Chai...who does that?! Bandits are meant to be arrested and jailed not spoon-fed!