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Acmepreneur:
That's why at over 40 years, you are still single. Well, HIV/AIDS is real. Hepatitis B is real, and Corona (covid 19), is sexually transmittable.

I look at you and I thank the universe for giving me the courage and wisdom to take the path i took. Yes, I am 38 (actually), 3 kids, and single (never been married). Women like you is the major reason why live expectancy of an average Nigerian man is getting shorter every day.

With people like u, no man needs to look out for either HIV or Hepatitis B any more, you are 4 in 1.

As for your puppet, help me say adieu! He is long gone!

femi4:
That was Old testament, Christianity didn't start there

As Christians: Study Old testament to learn how they lived but study new testament to know how to live

What's the business of the Bible here? This is African tradition as it affects our contemporary society, not some subject of Vatican debate.

bubbychis:
This your idea will be reviewed in senate first before any action

My Broda eee... I feel the guy shaa.. Lol

Davash222:
That's not the biggest mistake..

The biggest mistake is to marry a Nigerian girl.

Take one bottle for ma head baba!

Acmepreneur:
Thanks to all commentors.
Edit: i want to use this moment to Thank the ladies, this thread of mine has made me to realize the future of Africa is in the hands of ladies, men are total disgrace, while some are quite inspiring and very helpful, the percentage of men spewing rubbish is quite very high, about 90% while that of female is just 2%. Thank you God for not making me a man.

But please, i want to know the mod that took this to front page?
Una don turn Nairaland to a joke wallahi

Thanks to all commentors, you really made my day and I laughed so hard, especially those that think I have low self esteem and I'm not near intelligence.

It seems that some males on NL are already pained and frustrated about their broke assess and was already ready to any bash girl.

For those that took their time to read all the stories, I wanna say thank you, it means we are bored together as if not lockdown, you no fit see me for NL they ask yeye questions and be reading comedians comments.

For the unbelievers, the story is true,though with some little tweaks, because I don't know if my boyfriend siblings&friends are on NL, so I gave it some tweaks, though I can't vouche for other stories here on NL if they are true or false.

For those that sent me mails, sorry, I don't reply Nairaland emails.
For those that wants to date,lol, I can't date people with account on NL, thats one reason I love my BF, he doesn't fancy NL at all, he thinks its for jobless people or people with so much money that they now have time at their disposal to waste or people severely bored. Yes, I know some people are making money with the help of NL, especially in the business section, bitcoin, cryptocurrency,PayPal, forex trade threads.
And the GRE,IELTS section is also very good, but I still can't date a NL active member especially those active on Romance section.

Final Conclusion, I can never leave my boyfriend, I don't even know why I asked such question

Na that weak prey u dey date i dey pitty shaa! Of course you can't leave him, probably he is the only wimp you can easily manipulate! Congrats

Acmepreneur:
Thanks to all commentors.
Edit: i want to use this moment to Thank the ladies, this thread of mine has made me to realize the future of Africa is in the hands of ladies, men are total disgrace, while some are quite inspiring and very helpful, the percentage of men spewing rubbish is quite very high, about 90% while that of female is just 2%. Thank you God for not making me a man.

But please, i want to know the mod that took this to front page?
Una don turn Nairaland to a joke wallahi

Thanks to all commentors, you really made my day and I laughed so hard, especially those that think I have low self esteem and I'm not near intelligence.

It seems that some males on NL are already pained and frustrated about their broke assess and was already ready to any bash girl.

For those that took their time to read all the stories, I wanna say thank you, it means we are bored together as if not lockdown, you no fit see me for NL they ask yeye questions and be reading comedians comments.

For the unbelievers, the story is true,though with some little tweaks, because I don't know if my boyfriend siblings&friends are on NL, so I gave it some tweaks, though I can't vouche for other stories here on NL if they are true or false.

For those that sent me mails, sorry, I don't reply Nairaland emails.
For those that wants to date,lol, I can't date people with account on NL, thats one reason I love my BF, he doesn't fancy NL at all, he thinks its for jobless people or people with so much money that they now have time at their disposal to waste or people severely bored. Yes, I know some people are making money with the help of NL, especially in the business section, bitcoin, cryptocurrency,PayPal, forex trade threads.
And the GRE,IELTS section is also very good, but I still can't date a NL active member especially those active on Romance section.

Final Conclusion, I can never leave my boyfriend, I don't even know why I asked such question

Keep fooling yourself. Confused Ode! Awon "men are trash"!

GalaticHorde:
lol bahdt guy!

Abeg oo... We are all here to learn Jereee. Biko start the lecture already, we are all sitted.

GalaticHorde:
very true, at ibeno beach there is this restaurant I patronise a lot and the proprietors niece had it in for me, when free I like playing scrabble there with my friends after eating. So one day after eating I was there sitting alone and placed my feet on the chair opposite me at the table, she just came, took my scrabble board and pieces out of my bag, placed it on the table, went and sat on the seat I placed my feet on, then placed my feet between her legs and I felt the wetness there already, we were lucky the tablecloth was big enough to cover her misdemeanor, she took my phone and typed her number into it and left, later that night I invited her over and screwed her brains out! AKS girls know how to hustle a dick when h0®ny, that I can testify to

Baba abeg, which one be AKS girls oo.. Make i for no loss lol

Handsome777:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/dailynigerian.com/covid-19-84m-barrels-of-nigerian-crude-oil-unsold-stranded-at-sea-report/amp/

And with $11pb... Lol.. We are sooo drinking this oil! Better go wash ur cups.

sociologymajor:
The places where u can get house as cheap as that are not where I myself can stay and I won't advise u to stay there also. There are other places in the suburb though, but Transport would eat too much of your money and as such it's also not advisable. But if u can up ur budget to 100k. You can get a place even in Bodija..

Ok thanks

sociologymajor:
70k, Bodija of all places.. It's absolutely Impossible. Make I no lie for u chairman...

Ok. But can u suggest at least 3 areas abeg

JustEdward:
Use that 400k and run out of this country!!

Google is your friends tank me later

Lol.... Baba which country 400k fit take you nh. I no wan dey west Africa abeg lol

success97:
U may have to budget more than that since it's self contain.
My friend got same 1 room self contain for about 120k at kajola in agbowo area.

So u may need to budget up to 100k. Bodija is not a small place.

OK thanks. Will reconsider that.

Coolberry:
95% impossible.

Have you decided on the location you want?

Remember Ibadan is very big

OK thanks. Will reconsider that.

slimanyd:
Yeah. it can , but the kinda house also differs to ur own taste. U can see a 2bd of 180 to 200 depending on ur preferred location

We are looking at a good one room self contain with 70k rent in Bodija Area. How possible?

Coolberry:
200k -250k tops will get you a 3 bedroom flat around Oluyole extension. Good road, access to cool nightlife and good power supply.
One of the best areas in Ibadan.

We are looking at a good one room self contain with 70k rent in Bodija Area. How possible?

success97:
That's your opinion?
From what I have experienced in IB most things are similar to average price in Lagos excepts for food (farm products) and some traditional houses.

od501 it will surprise u when u get there.

We are looking at a good one room self contain with 70k rent in Bodija Area.

azelab:
it will go a long way, Ibadan is an environment that is not too expensive. Surely you will achieve your aim with amount of money in Ibadan.

Ok. Thanks

Hello house, myself and a friend of mine who wants to move permanently from the east to IB was arguing on the best budget to have before embarking on such project. Please help us out here, is 400k substantial for someone to get a house and a small shop in IB?

By the way, he is a web designer with a monthly income of between 50-60 (I guess).

Megatone:
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Study

Work hard

Make money

More money

Ma Menh

All this small small bois Romeo and Juliet story on this platform just dey make laf

Islie:
President Buhari Appoints Dead Ebonyi Ex-lawmaker To Board Of Federal Character


The appointment of the late Okwuru alongside 37 others was contained in a letter Buhari sent to the Nigerian Senate for confirmation.



http://saharareporters.com/2020/04/29/president-buhari-appoints-dead-ebonyi-ex-lawmaker-board-federal-character-commission

But seriously, what's up with Buhari and dead people? This is not funny any more oo..!

fergie006:
https://punchng.com/boeing-to-cut-staff-after-641m-first-quarter-loss/

Recession is coming people. It is coming!

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8263207/German-GPs-post-naked-selfies-draw-attention-workers-frontline-without-protective-equipment.html

Europe and nudity are like Nigerian and corruption. Any Small thing... Fiam dem don remuf pant!

manuelreports:
Well Alpha Male like us don't take any shit from any mother fucking girl who bends to urinate. Mess with me and I will Bleep you till I disfigure your staure and dump you. The guys that are hurt most are all thees Beta males who think it is by been nice. Mehn girls don't need soft hand, they like guys who treat them with Iron hands. One of my girls told me one day after giving her a hot Bleep that she enjoys it most the moment I Bleep and slap her butt.
Who dey he'll be that girl we go break my heart, Dem never bornam well because she will surely miss the hot Bleep.

My Menh

naptu2:
Garba Shehu @GarShehu




https://twitter.com/GarShehu/status/1254770368553742349



https://twitter.com/GarShehu/status/1254770415936966656

Wetin em wan tok we never hear?! For us to keep washing our hands?! Dondi

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/kim-jong-uns-sister-tyrant-21923676

I pity all these people calling Kim Jung the Tyrant. Remember, Libyan people thought Gaddafi was the enemy until the devil himself emerged, but unfortunately, there was no Gaddafi to challenge him. We should really be careful what we wish for.

Racoon:
Good riddance! Another tyrant have kissed the dust.

You call him tyrant right? Do you know what the west would have done to that country if it wasn't for that guy. Once upon a time Gaddafi was the devil, but immediately after his death, the real devil emerged.

DanseMacabre:
Common shattap dia and get out!

You're one of those who plunged this country into the mess she's currently in.

My brother tell them ooo....what even gave him the nerve to spoke on National issue after putting us in darkness. They are the reason for epileptic power supply in this country.

Zchi1052:
I just hope them no use human being lives appease their sleeping God's Sha
Jesus Christ is in control

For your abi? Go try those sleeping Gods nh

Paul8000:
Good evening ladies and gents...

My name is Paul, I am married to my beautiful wife Vivian by name for the past 16 years . We have 5 wonderful children together Jemima 15, Isaac 12, Elizabeth 9, Samuel 6 and Tabitha 3. We are based in Liberia. We both are working and earning well by God grace. I have few issues with my wife that brought me here to get some advice.

Anytime my wife and I had some misunderstanding, she does involve the children. The oldest 3 she tells them everything including how I cheated on her, she also feed them with lies that I am a bad man and I want to kills her. She tells them so many things to make them hate me. They will disrespect and keeping malice with me to the extend of if I send them for errands, she will stop them and tell them not to go. No matter how much I shouted at them to go, they will not obey me because their mother has the final say. For example my wife and I are having some misunderstandings for over 3 weeks now, we are not talking or sleeping in the same room. I have tried to makes things works for us but she refused.

The children are also keeping malice with me. I sent Elizabeth to go and get some water for me, she obeyed and went to the kitchen, few moments later she came back empty handed staring at me in shock. I asked her what about the water she said her mother said I should go in the kitchen to get the water myself . At that moment I just couldn’t take it anymore I exploded in anger I went to the kitchen we had a heated arguments she pour water on me I really wanted to hit her so hard but I control my anger and walked away.

I left the house for 3 days to cool down. because I was so angry with her I just wanted to be alone. I then went home after 3 days,my 3 oldest children acted like they hadn’t seen me they were busy with their phone/ tablets and it was only my 2 youngest that were missing me they both hugged me like never before me. My youngest daughter refuse to leave my room she even slept in my room. I could see how much she misses me. My wife on her side acted like nothing too her normal behaviour as usual . For the sake of my 2 youngest children I sat her down and talked with her. How we should makes things better for the sake of our children especially the younger ones.

I have apologized to her on my knees all to no avail. I am tired of my wife turning my children against me they have becoming out of control ... I can’t correct them it pains me a lot to see my own children disrespecting me. I don’t want them to grow up and hate me all their life I want to have my family back. A happy home how we used to be before but my wife don’t want to cooperate with me I thought this lock-down will bring us together so we could sorted out our differences and fix our marriage to become better but all to no avail.

I am writing this sitting inside my car in the compound because I can’t even go inside the house because I have nobody to talk to my 2 youngest children that keeps me busy are asleep. I am so lonely all alone please how can I put an end to all this I am fed up ...

Anyone who has ever experienced something like this can you please advice me on how did you overcome this. I hope I was brief enough...

no offence sir, but you talk like a weak man! where de hell is the man in you?! ...believe me she knew what u were capable of before she embacked on this journey; she knows you won't do shit (no offence).

This is what you will do, have a family meeting (just you, ur wife, and your kids), if the so called stuborn ones refuse to come, use the 'African parent' technique. In the midst of everybody let her explain why she is falsely accusing you (that is if you are not guilty ooo), right there and then make a "bold decree" that those insults must stop or servere punishment will follow suite.

In the absence of the children, make her know you know what she is doing, and issue a strong warning (and threat if possible) if things like that happen again.
Inform both families of the impending danger if this behavior persists (that is if you are innocent oo). And my bro, in every of your threats and warnings, "mean it "! As in all of it. Let; let the children know what it is to have a man in the house, be the lion, act like you never acted before. But the next day, buy ice cream for everybody including the wife and never mention the incident.

My bro, forget westernization ooo... I always tell guys, this is Africa! No matter how you tend to imitate these westerners there are 65% possibility it won't that it won't work here. I care how you see this method, but this is an impending danger considering the age of those kids. Sorry to say, but if things continue like this, they might end up beating you up according to your their mother's instructions.

Also know this, 'never' allow a woman raise your male child, em get why. Lastly, on Sundays take the child out and have a nice time. Again, once awhile, take (only) your son for a drive or walk and talk to him about life: probably beep thinks of like as a man, something a woman can never tell them. And while on it, never for once say anything bad about their mother to them. But that must not deter you from beating the OMG outta of them if they dare disobey you.

Bro.. I have seen this thing happen, and believe you me, you don't want it to happen to you. For a woman you paid her bride price to colonize your own family and turn it against you, cos of some weird reasons is a sign of weakness from any man (no offense). Don't let it happen!

NB: while issuing your threats and warning to both families make it clear that should the woman refuses to change the that she will move out of your house and none of your children will follow her court order or not, that if she tries using force heavens will fall! And bro mean every damn word! And I will repeat, if you know you are innocent oo..!

supercase1:
I didn't see pussy

That's cos u are a fool!... Grow up! Will you?!

PHIPEX:
Great news but Obiano should have waited till the 2nd mandatory test read negative

My brother, don't mind them ooo...there was never a case of coronavirus in the state. They just used that method corner billions of naira just to spread dettol and Izal in the market place. There was never a case. They practically kidnapped that dude in that hospital.