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KASYBOY4IGBOEZE:
Man rolling on Owerri mud water to propose to a girl



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpRwiVhbGVQ

Guy. This is not normal iswear. I suspect Jaroma in play here!

JAMO84:
His dance is as disgusting as the song

Go sing your own! Em no get the one they do wey go good for una eye. Las las u be shouting bad government upandan but cannot encourage one single step to redemption!

I think you sense of reasoning is disgusting rather;

GuyWise101:
Please Advice Me

Please NLs advice me, I am serving my Oga what we Igbo people call (Igba boyi) now I am saving his money mostly from profit, I want to use the money to start my business when I am settled and it has reached 1.3m but my mind is telling me to show him the money while the other mind is telling me not to show him the money.

Please advice me on this.

Nwa Nne...I am Igbo, born and raised in Onitsha, Anambra state. I grew up amid more than 13 apprentices we served my father on different occasions, so I understand how this 'bio' thing works.
First I must acknowledge your sincerity, and will categorically state that what you did is called stealing. That being said, wait till you are settled, then present the money to him and ask for forgiveness.

If you give it back now, trust me, no oga in any part of Igbo land will ever trust you again with his money despite your sincerity. So, since you have committed yourself already, wait till he settles you, then give him back "every kobo you 'stole' from him, and 'apologize'".

My brother, this may seem like the dumpest advise, but trust me when i say that " i have seem shit happen" to those who think they are smarter than their masters! Even if you were settled with 100k, with the right blessing from your master, bro...you will succeed more than someone settled with 5 million. But if you should take your loot with you, my bro.... (Not like I am wishing u bad oo,..but karma is a vindictive bitch!) You go suffer eee!

Again, not every ogas you will steal their money and go Free, they may be silent, but their spiritual Abra gadara is always working in their favour. So do the the needful and return those monies. If possible, go with an elder cos what you did is an abomination (ALU!) no matter how modern youths term to normalize it. But remember, wait till u are settled, cos once you give it to him now, forget it, the trust is gone.

Hope this helps.
By the way, I sincerely respect your ability to speak and write in English, you handly see an nwa boi that does that...lol ...congrat!

No offence oo...lol

MYZOLE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwBY-ZIwlLE

Troubling video purportedly shows newly recruited soldiers vowing to deal with Nigerian civilians

A video making the rounds on social media shows the moment some newly recruited soldiers vowed to deal with any civilian who steps on their toes.

In the video, the new recruits are seen warning civilians of what will happen if they err.

One of the new recruits was asked what she thinks of civilians and she said: "They are very useless and hopeless. If I catch them, body go tell them. Tell them say make them no cross my lane o. If them try am..."

Another said in the video: "The worstest thing on earth is to be a civilian."

Another said "I'll flog them. I'll flog them," when asked what she will do to erring civilians.

Sharing the video to Twitter, Ibn Rabiu wrote: "So, this is actually what is coming out from the mouth of the people that are supposed to protect us. We are really f***ed up in this country."

Nigerians reacted to the video by tagging the Nigerian Army, while some defended them, saying they were just joking.

SOURCE: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/8/troubling-video-purportedly-shows-newly-recruited-soldiers-vowing-to-deal-with-nigerian-civilians.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwBY-ZIwlLE

Look at these ones oo ....'military babies'

I give you 3 years, when you must have seen mangled the bodies of your colleagues used as a sacrificial item by some puppeteers in Abj laying beside you, your head go calm down!

Congrats though

Officialgarri:
Igbos sign petition against Tinubu. Let's be specific here


No, it is the reverse and I can tell you why.

You see the law is being misunderstood by urchins like you

I have personally moved money worth more than #50million in cash (money isn't mine though) but as long as the money is withdrawn under a business name, then there's no law against you.

Tinubu owns more that 10 companies and you wouldn't be dumb to expect him to make such a heavy transaction using his personal account.

Baba sorry oo...just curious, but are you insinuating that a whole Reno (a reputable lawyer) is ignorant of these scenario before embarking on such mission? Just curious oo

techmo:





Mumu omokirikiri


How exactly did he know the contents of the Bullion van

The Money Laundering (Prohibition) Act 2011 (and the amendment to the Act in 2012) makes it a crime for any individual to accept or make any cash payment that exceeds ₦5 million.

Personal cash withdrawal isn't Cash Payment


Mumu omokirikiri thinks the scenario is like

EFCC officers: knock knock Budillion Gateman open up the gate

Gate man, DSS and Police details: welcome Mr EFCC

EFCC officers: Mumu Omokirikiri gave us a petition that a Bullion van drove in to Budillion drive Ikoyi and entered your residence on the eve of a Presidential election


Gate man, DSS and Police details: so Mr EFCC and mumu omokirikiri what is the offense, are bullion vans unlawful ? Atleast mere Private fueling stations, hotels WAEC, NECO all use Bullion security vans, and can you show us any evidence money was in the van or if any cash exceeding 5million was in the van as at that time






.

Ignorance personified!

Let me not waste my time here. I believe there are people wise enough and chanced to educate you. This is soooo...disappointing!

LukasPodolski:
Omoyele Sowore is crossing the line with his fake news merchant Sahara reporters.

Oga don't be too fast to decide oo...we have been in this country for too long to know when the government is lying to us. Not like I trust SR oo...but I prefer them to the so called FG official statements.

Kriss216:
God bless Nigeria
God our darling President buhari
God bless Kebbi
God bless APC

Next level 4+4.

Otolo na ewero parents gbagbuegi dia! Efulefu!

Hndrrxxx:
Tell Trump to show the whole world what's going on in Area 51 you dumb fuxk Ass lickers

So area 51 is your reason for displaying such myopia? I won't waste my time educating you, it's obvious your lecturers didn't do a good job! Gush! This us super disgusting!

Hndrrxxx:
Go Kim and conquer the world

We love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

You are a mechanised fool. Go read the future report of the effect of a global unclear war! That is, if you can read!

dre11:
SOURCE

It's like the one em give them before don't finish, they back for another lol

Racoon:
Just imagine! So this is the reason why Rotimi Amaechi was saying probing the contract will lead to withdrawal by the Chinese? This still confirm that everyone is stealing without shame under this government.

Now you know the real Hushpuppy! Rubbish!

CivilzedTyger:
Lol. thanks bruv. na just wishful thinking oo

The universe always take our wishes seriously. Don't stop wishing it, the universe is watching z she always does!

Ogonimilitant:
God bless Mazi Nnamdi Kanu.
This is what he has been saying
Now Yoruba leaders are now copying his statement.

Leader of the free world, God bless you.
The man who saw tomorrow, the world will now bow down before you.

You are the light of the world.
We will worship you.

Everything you say always come to pass
You are a blessing to Africa

"...We will worship you" you and who?!

CivilzedTyger:
After I graduate I'll be appointed as a lecturer, hopefully.

Oh...I see. Congrats in advance bro

Solsix:
Those that mean nah only markets dey SE??

UNN is third on the list bro

CivilzedTyger:
I rep for Bayero University, Kano. Our school, our home.

OK nh...stay there. No graduate oo

EzzyCarter:
Wait, were you expecting a standing ovation from your church?

My brother ask em oo lol

adenigga:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/military-airstrike-hits-bandits-camp-kills-scores-in-kaduna-forest/

Why killing the foot soldiers when you can easily uproot the whole group by arresting and jailing their obvious sponsors.

OgogoroFreak:
They will soon be replaced by the "repentant bokoharam"

Exactly!

captainjerry:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/08/insecurity-at-last-386-injured-soldiers-others-quit-military/

What do you expect? That's the smartest thing to do right now.

BewareOf419:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/08/14/killings-special-forces-arrive-southern-kaduna/

Special forces ma ass...coming to do what exactly? Mumu pple. Medicine after death

[quote author= post=92871492]Again,
Mba, There is a difference between IGBOs and IPOBs pleaseeeeee!
We true IGBOS love our darling nation and our Darling President.
No doubt about that.[/quote]You and who love which darling president? Oga, you are alone in this! Which of those projects were commissioned and completed by PMB?! For the records thou. I am not IPOB.

[quote author= post=92869381]From one MAJOR projects to another.
Projects that thieves and looters signed and looted the money earmark for.

This is the CHANGE we voted for.

God bless our darling Daddy President Muhammadu Buhari and his amiable vice president Prof Yemi Osinbajo for all they are doing to make our nation better than the 16 years of looting, misrule and corruption.



God bless you too ODJ! :
Kisses back at you better person.




In other news,


Amen.
God bless you too patriot.
Slow and steady, we will get to a new and better Nigeria.
This is the change we voted for.
God bless Nigeria.

Yet, in another news........


Imagine riding in these trains coaches........[/quote]Oga...they were "all" Jonathan's projects! 'All' !

dazzlingd:
All these illiterates that have access to internet above commenting who has been counting the years.

You all don't deserve a 21st century existence.
Stop watching nollywood and read up on science, watch videos to understand the universe u live in..
It may not be your faults u grew up in a very religious and backward part of the world, but u are doing yourself intellectual harm by not trying to free yourselves from ignorance.

Continue asking;
How do scientist know that the earth is not flat?
How do they know the sex of a child before it is born
How did they shoot satellites into the space, why are the satellites not falling?
How did they land on the moon?
How did they know the speed of light
How did they know the diameter of the earth
How did they make telephones?
How did they know there is oil beneath
How did they estmate the ages of rock

You guys should grow up, a 12 year old child in germany or china will be disappointed seeing your ignorant way of questioning things

My bro, you try i swear....I read those comments come weak for our education system! No too stress em, just read and pass.

ogwuche4u:
Just listen to your self. Talking out of context. Na una type dey fornicate pass, dey mess people children up. Nonsense...

How many choir members and the so called prayer warriors are virgins? Oh...I forgot, old things has passed away! I am not justifying formication ooo...but na church people slay pass!

skimena:
Due to this pandemic, the company where I work decided to lay off some staff. Unfortunately I was 1 of the people sacked. But I have N1 million as savings.

Now I'm thinking of starting a small scale business and also buy a car that I can use to pick passengers that are returning from work every evening from 4pm to 8pm everyday. But my girlfriend is against the idea. she said it's too downgrading for a graduate like me that if I go ahead with the plan she's going to quit the relationship. She said she wants her man to do a white collar job n not to hustle like a taut.

As for me, I'm tired of working with people. I want to be a Boss of my own. This situation will help me find my true love. A woman that will love me for who I am, what I have, what I do and not what she wants me to do.

My brother no vex oo...what does she do for a living?

Bighead9:
Président Buhari is full of innovations. The amazing policies he kept dishing out daily, has kept this Country going during this pandemic. This is the reason we Igbos see Buhari as a Messiah.

President Buhari, we Igbo's love you.

I don't blame you. I blame the sperm that formed whoever is behind this post! This is what ordinary N20 condom could have prevented! Keep embarrassing yourself!

flejnr:
Amotekun was kicked off the other day no arrest, Fulani killing in Southern kaduna no arrest

It means you have not conversant bro.

Amotolongbo:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/408491-police-arrest-67-ipob-members-native-doctor-for-unlawful-assembly.html

Shey you have seen how Buhari and his kings men are embarrassing all of us? Misplaced priority everywhere!

#SaveSouthernKaduna

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Arrest their godamnnn asss
Biafra is a dream and goal that can't be realized and actualised

They should be talking about how to fight for presidency not secession

In as much as I agree with you, but never say never bro. Never say never!

ogododo:
http://www.signalng.com/boko-haram-dss-summons-mailafia-over-comment-on-terrorist-nigerian-governor/

South abi?!...So this is how the second civil war will finally start? On behalf of Ipob, MASSOB, and all the Niger Delta militants, We will be here! We are waiting in many ways!