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ideyhere:
The greater the possibility of been caught, the hotter the phuck. ..
You can use your head and fill the blank spaces

Very true.....

Hnmmm.....That nigga that sold the statue of Liberty reminds me of the ruggedity of the average 'street' mind.
Even Americans sef don dy do yahoo since 19-gbom gbom.

Nigerians and hysteria. Back in High school, we even heard of cases were female boarding students used hangers to prod their vjays to get it out. Now that i think of it i imagine how gullible i was....lol

ideyhere:
I'll keep rolling those nice twins on the kondo till he excuses hiymself

Lol.......Savagery 100!
You got no chill.

ZarZar:
Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

That was some serious p-setting! U seem to hv enjoyd d experience.

The way some of these dumb chics embarass themselves these days..Mental Recession is real.

Big s/o to the firstborns out there.
They are largely what i call the 'Lab mice' of homes basically because they are experiments of what should and shouldnt be.

But like all cliches, they too can rise above the mediocrity by staying positive at all times. Oh lest i forget, breaking away from the parent's hold too sets you up for some greatness too.

So keep ur head up y'all. I'm a firstborn & that makes me a leader by nature and LEADERS NEVER LOSE.

Stay Strong Firsties!

firstking01:
Chai, i laugh in swahili, huhuhuhuhu...your self esteem cheap tho that you'd always ganer any mention from me as crushing on you....Babe, just grow up some more, but until then i might look your way....No responsible and wel groomed guy will date a girl that wears ring on her nose and legs trust me...Just go arrange yourself and look neat, chai, iddf....see eh, if i should lash you it might ruin today for you.

I like her nose rings. So wat if she wears them
Y'all need to stop bashing urselvs n grow up. Yea both o' you.

You will have to be very mature about this. They fancy each other. Let them be.

But take your pound of flesh from that p** sit back, relax and watch thier telemundo drama.

Oh get real cozy with a friend or someone she sees as competition. Thank me later

Dele momodu sinachi!!

How are the 'mighty' fallen? By the Delilahs....

Relationship goals!

You gotta show em you own that a**!

On second thought, no one wants to see this two argue n fight trust me. The blows go bad...lol

Lord, give me a wife i can bend like this too....just incase we dont have a bed. Hehe

Virginity is a state of the mind. I repeat "....VIRGINITY IS A STATE OF THE MIND.."

My 100,000 pounds.....

Girls of nowadays. Its a shame really when you invite a chic over and like this yung lady i spent the easter with, she spends almost an hour preparing indomie claiming she wanted to try out a new recipe. Like really??
Y'all slay mamas be NAY these days. I mean yea sex is good & the body's banging hot but what are we supposed to eat ryt after our mini olympics? Hobnobs girls everywhere! Look around.....*sighs*

There's just one way to make a woman happy. The Bible proved it. Give her an "apple"!
Not Nigerian women tho..they love cassava.

StarBukola:
ehen so what if I watch it?

*does sign of the cross on forehead & sneezes*

[quote author=Jodha post=55694813]If this is fake.. Then people are damn trashy..and they should be sued.. Typing news about someone's life.. That's not true..
Kai.. Mah stop there..

But..
If it's true.. Lil Wayne and tattoos.. The tattoos don give am cancer.. Hope im go rest now..
He's a talented fella.. I love his punchlines and delivery.. Especially on "mirrors on the wall" with Bruno Mars.. Wayne is truly a rap. Legend.. [/quote
Not bad fr a lady who loves rap.

You have done well op. Very thoughtful of u to have shared this, do not let the negativity of other Nldrs deter your efforts.

Bumbae1:
happy easter Daniel ! How u been yes long time

i'm great! You? Go easy on em curves girl..lol. Ur killing someone slowly
Hv a great week ahead..

Bumbae1:
Hmmm Awon professional

Lol...how are you? been a while. Runaway Bride

Everyone doing "European-styled" weddings...Thanks to Buhari

Well in my opinion...

Shake a Plastic Bottle Of Sprite (or any fizzy drink..lol) cork-tight vigorously.

Gently unscrew the cover of the Bottle and watch the drink foam out in a blast!!!! (Male Orgasm!)


Watch how the foam settles back to the calm liquid it once was?? (How Men feel after sex)


Hope this helps!!

Hw much does delivery cost Interested!

Lol...Your concern is very mutual. However, here's what I did;

1. Bitter Leaf:

Squeeze the leaves and drink the water often.
(Even carried some around in a fancy bottle like those 'codeine' boys..lol)

2. Cucumber:

No, Tekno was wrong. Cucumber not cassava.
Eat lots of this fruit. If you're having difficulties chewing do so with groundnuts.

3. Garlic:

The world's most ignored Toxin eradicator!
*winks* Thank me later on this one...
Squeeze, add as condiment to food or better yet chew.

4. Agbo-Jedi
The most common artillery Nigerians love to use to combat sugar.
Discretion is advised. There are no dosages for this herbal solutions per say so drink responsibly...lol

5. Bitter Kola:
Here's your new tom-tom!
Chew...Lick...Chew...Lick..!!
Try not to smile whilst at this so as not to confuse spectators!..lol

Increased Manhood Performance Guaranteed for me after trying these.

Remember."..your size ain't shit if it ain't hard enof..." (culled from a woman)


With these few points outlined..yes, u should be on your way down the '..Sugarless Lane'

Tankuuuuuu...

In Reeky-tom tom's words:

"...your problem dey for your back oooo.."

Melissa9:
Just look at the number of likes, so many irresponsible men on here and y'all are still looking for a woman who'll build with u and be loyal and faithful, God punish y'all bastards

This is for you and all em hypocrite b** that yell foul when they ain't the ones caught up in that sticky quagmire of being caught cheating...

Men Love To Bleep!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!!

Deal with it

Melissa9:
Just look at the number of likes, so many irresponsible men on here and y'all are still looking for a woman who'll build with u and be loyal and faithful, God punish y'all bastards

This is for you and all em hypocrite b** that yell foul when they ain't the ones caught up in that sticky quagmire of being caught cheating...

Men Love To Bleep!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!!

Deal with it!..

Three hearty cheers to the BADDEST B** in the game!
You killed KEMEN! YOU killed KEMEN! YOU KILLED KEMEN!!!
#FemmeFatale#Eve#Karashika100#Antagonist

After 12 years

What a lovely judicial system we've got!

I'm certain time wasted was due to back & forth trips to Shrines of all the gods in the 36 states to determine the innocent & guilty.

Welll done guys..well done