₦airaland Forum

This is a government that celebrates boobs over guts!

Esepayne:
Night life

Lol @ the way you said that....
On second thought, you actually look like Marvis with your glasses!

Bluebunny ice cream!

Let it trickle down your joystick and convince her to eat her 'popsicle' (homemade recipe)

Careful tho....penile fractures are painful just incase she gets too addicted...lol

bobbyANSELEM:
the shaving powder dosnt work alone,,, u will still use shaving stick to remove the hairs,,, i hate shaving ni,, i prefer waxing, u knw where i can get a waxing kit?

Magic Shaving powder does the trick for me.
I just mix the powder with little water to form thick paste and i apply with a plastic spoon (lol...make nobody laff me o)
Use the Veet spatula if unsure of the tool to use.

I was driving home from the club two months back. Got out of the car few metres to my gate, opened my car trunk and slept inside!
How i felt i had gotten into my room i'd never tell..lol

Nigeria and our diminishing Labour trends...
2.1
'online media standards'
'..5 yrs experience'
'..successfully maintained blog'

How is it that companies/organizations these days look for ready-made talent?
Whatever happened to Internships and trainings. No, scratch that. Freshers in the labour market too are supposed to have accumulated years of experience from where

Its a Mad-house Jungle out here in my country Nigeria!

I havnt watched the program but i can tell where this is going to end. Like every other cry, agitation, emancipation o..protest o..resistance, confrontation- whatever describes standing up for one's rights and priviledges as citizens, they will all be swept under the carpet.

Until these 'old-school' generation of leaders step aside with thier decayed and obsolete political mindset for the vibrance and freshness of the 'younger' generation, we are not ready as a nation TO MOVE FORWARD!

ideyhere:
Thanks...
As for the diary, didn't even know anyone would miss it. Are you a Pisces?

No, i just admire your work..lol

There's talk about the dollar exchqnge rate experiencing more value in cotonou than in nigeria. How true is this??

Are the Beninoise hostile to Nigerians like the ghanians?

ideyhere:
Hehehe....that means you cannot do naa

Your writing skill is as adept as your naughty mind...lol

Where's your Pisces diary? Why did u stop writing?

mrswilliams:
As a woman, one understands the pain of approaching a certain age while remaining single still. A quite number of concepts may have worked for many, probably, matchmaking, blind dates, and mostly prayers. Its simple if u may want to try something new, in order to change things for yourself. Everything will be made clearer to u, depending on your choice of life..
This is a purely simple and clear way to make things work out for everyone, at which money isn't a proirity...

Sms/whatsapp
08059318856

Hmnn..Mr williams must hear this

refiner:
Eziokwu?...mba..nke a kariri mu....

I only know how to dance my local dance...u bend and start shaking ur bums...

Is that Atilogwu you are describing like that?..lol

Aderola15:
I see as una settle down to do vigil

Lemme go back to dreamland jawe, goodnight and switdrimz. .

Dacovajnr, lick that arse make I see my face when I wakeup ooooo

Why r u so cute n petite? ur physique, Me likey..

First to comment...

[quote author=SorftWerk post=55732519]bro that girl is sweeeett honestly!

Fun filled too... See how she used memes (the right ones) to keep it lively... I really wonder what she'd look like.. #LicksLip

Cc: Lionessza & SorftWerk
This your p setting has got me jealous o..lol
#ZuluLovers

giftyluv:
hmmmmmmmmmm na wa..................

Lol

We were waiting to hear yours

ideyhere:
The greater the possibility of been caught, the hotter the phuck. ..
You can use your head and fill the blank spaces

Very true.....

Hnmmm.....That nigga that sold the statue of Liberty reminds me of the ruggedity of the average 'street' mind.
Even Americans sef don dy do yahoo since 19-gbom gbom.

Nigerians and hysteria. Back in High school, we even heard of cases were female boarding students used hangers to prod their vjays to get it out. Now that i think of it i imagine how gullible i was....lol

ideyhere:
I'll keep rolling those nice twins on the kondo till he excuses hiymself

Lol.......Savagery 100!
You got no chill.

ZarZar:
Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

That was some serious p-setting! U seem to hv enjoyd d experience.

The way some of these dumb chics embarass themselves these days..Mental Recession is real.

Big s/o to the firstborns out there.
They are largely what i call the 'Lab mice' of homes basically because they are experiments of what should and shouldnt be.

But like all cliches, they too can rise above the mediocrity by staying positive at all times. Oh lest i forget, breaking away from the parent's hold too sets you up for some greatness too.

So keep ur head up y'all. I'm a firstborn & that makes me a leader by nature and LEADERS NEVER LOSE.

Stay Strong Firsties!

firstking01:
Chai, i laugh in swahili, huhuhuhuhu...your self esteem cheap tho that you'd always ganer any mention from me as crushing on you....Babe, just grow up some more, but until then i might look your way....No responsible and wel groomed guy will date a girl that wears ring on her nose and legs trust me...Just go arrange yourself and look neat, chai, iddf....see eh, if i should lash you it might ruin today for you.

I like her nose rings. So wat if she wears them
Y'all need to stop bashing urselvs n grow up. Yea both o' you.

You will have to be very mature about this. They fancy each other. Let them be.

But take your pound of flesh from that p** sit back, relax and watch thier telemundo drama.

Oh get real cozy with a friend or someone she sees as competition. Thank me later

Dele momodu sinachi!!