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How are the 'mighty' fallen? By the Delilahs....

Relationship goals!

You gotta show em you own that a**!

On second thought, no one wants to see this two argue n fight trust me. The blows go bad...lol

Lord, give me a wife i can bend like this too....just incase we dont have a bed. Hehe

Virginity is a state of the mind. I repeat "....VIRGINITY IS A STATE OF THE MIND.."

My 100,000 pounds.....

Girls of nowadays. Its a shame really when you invite a chic over and like this yung lady i spent the easter with, she spends almost an hour preparing indomie claiming she wanted to try out a new recipe. Like really??
Y'all slay mamas be NAY these days. I mean yea sex is good & the body's banging hot but what are we supposed to eat ryt after our mini olympics? Hobnobs girls everywhere! Look around.....*sighs*

There's just one way to make a woman happy. The Bible proved it. Give her an "apple"!
Not Nigerian women tho..they love cassava.

StarBukola:
ehen so what if I watch it?

*does sign of the cross on forehead & sneezes*

[quote author=Jodha post=55694813]If this is fake.. Then people are damn trashy..and they should be sued.. Typing news about someone's life.. That's not true..
Kai.. Mah stop there..

But..
If it's true.. Lil Wayne and tattoos.. The tattoos don give am cancer.. Hope im go rest now..
He's a talented fella.. I love his punchlines and delivery.. Especially on "mirrors on the wall" with Bruno Mars.. Wayne is truly a rap. Legend.. [/quote
Not bad fr a lady who loves rap.

You have done well op. Very thoughtful of u to have shared this, do not let the negativity of other Nldrs deter your efforts.

Bumbae1:
happy easter Daniel ! How u been yes long time

i'm great! You? Go easy on em curves girl..lol. Ur killing someone slowly
Hv a great week ahead..

Bumbae1:
Hmmm Awon professional

Lol...how are you? been a while. Runaway Bride

Everyone doing "European-styled" weddings...Thanks to Buhari

Well in my opinion...

Shake a Plastic Bottle Of Sprite (or any fizzy drink..lol) cork-tight vigorously.

Gently unscrew the cover of the Bottle and watch the drink foam out in a blast!!!! (Male Orgasm!)


Watch how the foam settles back to the calm liquid it once was?? (How Men feel after sex)


Hope this helps!!

Hw much does delivery cost Interested!

Lol...Your concern is very mutual. However, here's what I did;

1. Bitter Leaf:

Squeeze the leaves and drink the water often.
(Even carried some around in a fancy bottle like those 'codeine' boys..lol)

2. Cucumber:

No, Tekno was wrong. Cucumber not cassava.
Eat lots of this fruit. If you're having difficulties chewing do so with groundnuts.

3. Garlic:

The world's most ignored Toxin eradicator!
*winks* Thank me later on this one...
Squeeze, add as condiment to food or better yet chew.

4. Agbo-Jedi
The most common artillery Nigerians love to use to combat sugar.
Discretion is advised. There are no dosages for this herbal solutions per say so drink responsibly...lol

5. Bitter Kola:
Here's your new tom-tom!
Chew...Lick...Chew...Lick..!!
Try not to smile whilst at this so as not to confuse spectators!..lol

Increased Manhood Performance Guaranteed for me after trying these.

Remember."..your size ain't shit if it ain't hard enof..." (culled from a woman)


With these few points outlined..yes, u should be on your way down the '..Sugarless Lane'

Tankuuuuuu...

In Reeky-tom tom's words:

"...your problem dey for your back oooo.."

Melissa9:
Just look at the number of likes, so many irresponsible men on here and y'all are still looking for a woman who'll build with u and be loyal and faithful, God punish y'all bastards

This is for you and all em hypocrite b** that yell foul when they ain't the ones caught up in that sticky quagmire of being caught cheating...

Men Love To Bleep!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!!

Deal with it

Melissa9:
Just look at the number of likes, so many irresponsible men on here and y'all are still looking for a woman who'll build with u and be loyal and faithful, God punish y'all bastards

This is for you and all em hypocrite b** that yell foul when they ain't the ones caught up in that sticky quagmire of being caught cheating...

Men Love To Bleep!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!
MEN LOVE TO Bleep!!!

Deal with it!..

Three hearty cheers to the BADDEST B** in the game!
You killed KEMEN! YOU killed KEMEN! YOU KILLED KEMEN!!!
#FemmeFatale#Eve#Karashika100#Antagonist

After 12 years

What a lovely judicial system we've got!

I'm certain time wasted was due to back & forth trips to Shrines of all the gods in the 36 states to determine the innocent & guilty.

Welll done guys..well done

Bumbae1:
What's that please ?

Means a Point Of Sale wr I cn pick my bride after initiating payment.

Bumbae1:
No mind zarzar she in detention right now You want to re-pay bride price

Got POS?

corperscorner:
MY WORK ROUTINE:

**Wake up by 10am - pace upandan for 1hr
**Open fridge to look for what to eat - I neva baff o
**Turn on my laptop - faff around on Nairaland & Youtube for 2hrs
**Login to my dashboard to run a few graphic designs
**Off to my Facebook page to inspire my followers
**Call my media partners - talk about irrelevant things for 1hr then business for 10mins
** I still neva baff
**Back to my laptop - revamp webpages for 1hr and shut down
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**Pace upandan for another 1hr
**Continues pacing upandan
**Call my girlfriend for some chit-chat for 5mins
**Then catwalk into my bathroom to freshen up
**Reboot my laptop to faff around on Nairaland & Youtube 3hrs this time
**Proceed to google analytics to monitor my daily web traffic
**Off to Google developers console to check my app downloads
**Call aboki to buy dollar
**Call my account officer for small talks and most importantly to check if EFCC is not planning on investigating me (too much money - LOL)
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**Goto the nearest bar - take about 6shots of Vodka
**Call UBER to take me home
**Take another shower - Clear my eyes and start working till 3am while other niggaz snore
**Sleep around past 3 to wake up around 10am the next day...

Hustle continues...

Koko of the epistle - there are lots of jobs one can do online and make legit money without delving into ponzi or yahoo yahoo.
I am a web programmer/media consultant and a graphic designer for those who would ask - wetin u dey do

Niccur can 'pace upandan' for more than two hours buh can't call his woman for 20 mins?
Romantic!

Bumbae1:
Deep !

This is why I am ready to re-pay your bride price if it has been paid!

Haba..That ZarZar means what exactly abeg

Oriisiiriisii..!!

Nixiepie:
And he is becoming more popular

Sexually-related Madness sells...trust me Bobrisky has hit Platinum in Nigeria!

abbeyty:
why this guy is not serving his 14years yet, i thought being gay was illegal in Nigeria

Nope, it is being gay & broke!

I cannor coman kill myself handling these type of women in bed. My broomstick waist will just evapor8!

haba! where I wan start from..Manual?

Judasjudas:
Rip to the dead ..

Buh if any of ma daughters try this .. I'll kill her again when we meet in hell ..

that is why u r Judas..

Because that situation is where the Monkey went to market but did not return.

this Tboss brohaha is the reason I don't go for every greenlight ladies give me.

If kemen had a bible he read, he would have learnt from Adam, Samson or Solomon.

Kemen home Kemen!

I told this girl but she wouldn't listen now see...