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Bumbae1:
What's that please ?

Means a Point Of Sale wr I cn pick my bride after initiating payment.

Bumbae1:
No mind zarzar she in detention right now You want to re-pay bride price

Got POS?

corperscorner:
MY WORK ROUTINE:

**Wake up by 10am - pace upandan for 1hr
**Open fridge to look for what to eat - I neva baff o
**Turn on my laptop - faff around on Nairaland & Youtube for 2hrs
**Login to my dashboard to run a few graphic designs
**Off to my Facebook page to inspire my followers
**Call my media partners - talk about irrelevant things for 1hr then business for 10mins
** I still neva baff
**Back to my laptop - revamp webpages for 1hr and shut down
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**Pace upandan for another 1hr
**Continues pacing upandan
**Call my girlfriend for some chit-chat for 5mins
**Then catwalk into my bathroom to freshen up
**Reboot my laptop to faff around on Nairaland & Youtube 3hrs this time
**Proceed to google analytics to monitor my daily web traffic
**Off to Google developers console to check my app downloads
**Call aboki to buy dollar
**Call my account officer for small talks and most importantly to check if EFCC is not planning on investigating me (too much money - LOL)
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**Goto the nearest bar - take about 6shots of Vodka
**Call UBER to take me home
**Take another shower - Clear my eyes and start working till 3am while other niggaz snore
**Sleep around past 3 to wake up around 10am the next day...

Hustle continues...

Koko of the epistle - there are lots of jobs one can do online and make legit money without delving into ponzi or yahoo yahoo.
I am a web programmer/media consultant and a graphic designer for those who would ask - wetin u dey do

Niccur can 'pace upandan' for more than two hours buh can't call his woman for 20 mins?
Romantic!

Bumbae1:
Deep !

This is why I am ready to re-pay your bride price if it has been paid!

Haba..That ZarZar means what exactly abeg

Oriisiiriisii..!!

Nixiepie:
And he is becoming more popular

Sexually-related Madness sells...trust me Bobrisky has hit Platinum in Nigeria!

abbeyty:
why this guy is not serving his 14years yet, i thought being gay was illegal in Nigeria

Nope, it is being gay & broke!

I cannor coman kill myself handling these type of women in bed. My broomstick waist will just evapor8!

haba! where I wan start from..Manual?

Judasjudas:
Rip to the dead ..

Buh if any of ma daughters try this .. I'll kill her again when we meet in hell ..

that is why u r Judas..

Because that situation is where the Monkey went to market but did not return.

this Tboss brohaha is the reason I don't go for every greenlight ladies give me.

If kemen had a bible he read, he would have learnt from Adam, Samson or Solomon.

Kemen home Kemen!

I told this girl but she wouldn't listen now see...

"... government once order a gold iPhones for the country’s Independence day celebrations..."

Classic Entertainment....Classic! "

Rich home, poor marriage!... Rich home, poor marriage!...

Beautiful piece!
As a practising CSR, I couldn't suggest a better way to organize your Resume.

This one's money is still learning.

IMASTEX:
And the good use of the other room. . .Get our natural herbal tea for men to give madam mind blowing pleasure.

See profile for details
+2348053363999

"Madam" should state so directly if she wants "Man" to join Boko Haram (Mind Blowers)

Never ask her about her female "lovers". you don find trouble be dt..

amakadihot87:
........na true o

Slim guys. Say slim guys..lol

selflover:
let no carrot put asunder

Oya u pipu shd just kee me...LWKMD
no chill I swear.. una wicked

Bumbae1:
Hmmm after they will say its Nigerians


Lol but why is it one has to look like a man shey na rule .. whats the point might aswell be. With a man .. just dey decieve theirselves

#strictlydickly in Trapqueen77 voice

Damn...ur bum is rly bae!

Bumbae1:
Hmmm after they will say its Nigerians


Lol but why is it one has to look like a man shey na rule .. whats the point might aswell be. With a man .. just dey decieve theirselves

#strictlydickly in Trapqueen77 voice

Damn...ur bum is rly bae!

mallamabank:
The above are built with stabilized laterite here in cross River state. The builder works nationwide

Nice Samples..My only question is..
can they be as durable as concrete-built houses (do they last longer?)

just negodu this one's naw...Accused of corruption but at least them supply Power give Europe.

Our own nko?...accused of corruption-hides money in anus.
#GreedyMorons #DirtyPolitics

chrisxxx:
I just remembered this burning issue of the recent DNA test conducted by some Israeli scientist on the people of south eastern Nigeria. Isn't the result out or it does not worth the publicity and hence no need publishing?
Nigerians like me are all ears. Can somebody please update us?

They said the result will be out in six months if I can recall clearly.

FTBOY:
does a surrogate get fvcked?
yes

does a surrogate get paid?
yes

does a prostitute get fvcked?
yes

does a prostitute get paid?
yes

sorry, op, but i can't differentiate both..+

Does a prostitute sympathise with your sexual malfunction and still ask you to come back again for another session (even up to 12 times??) No

Does a prostitute engage any third-party professional in the field to give counsel? No


That's how I differentiated..

JacksonD7:
Rephrase your comment, I don't understand a thing.

Ah so even with those 3 question marks on ur head, you cannot borrow one and use it to rephrase??

LEOSIRSIR:
is reekado (Bank) a bank?

No, he is a tom-tom. (Reekytomtom)

Specialist900:
I asked around today from some transporters who ply that route, they said the best route to wukari is thru plateau just like Gazzuzz said but that the road is bad. They also said that Ibi, a ferry would be used to cross us and the car over river Benue to the other side

Ehn?! Ferry keh?? Instead I go climb fish back abeg, I cannor coman die

lightblazingnow:
Studying for the right reasons is good brother

Which is why their economy moves forward brother.
Imagine telling LASTMA or Roadsafety to study traffic grid or form algorithms for softwares that would provide alternative routse for road users!
I bend if dem try am fr naija...hw much u dy pay d traffic officer first??..hehehehe