₦airaland Forum

Benjom:
Hmn... Buy suya or "asun" (roasted meat). Ask the 'meisuya' or the seller to slice/add plenty onions for you... Consume all... 3 to 5 hours later, go into action. For BEST result, make sure you mount her again within the following 24 hours...

My wife loves me dearly for my infamous escapades.

#Thank me later

vile:
The next time he does that just tie his hand to the bed and his legs get horse whip wipe the bed go naughty but dangerous sprinkle nails on the bed all over with rose flowers with thorns.
U must be on boot to avoid bleeding then u get an apple covered in blood get a knife stab the apple and dice it put one into your mouth then kiss him bite his lower lips so hard then put the apple into his mouth get ice cream pour it all over him then lick all the icecream off his body.
Get wine sip nd pour into his mouth from your mouth

Get cubes of ice place in your mouth kiss his neck passionately with d ice suck his breast with ice cubes
Do same with his ballz nd dick

Then u get a flower into your hands nd spray it with a sweet perfume then place it in his lips then wen you done look at him and tell him as long as he loves to beat you

Then he shd expect season 2 you wouldnt be nice like this

Trust me for months he wud b confused trying to figure out wat got into u

muaa:
How important are these senators sef. sack dem and alleviate the position of the local government chairman

EroticAngelina:
DISGUSTING!!!

Mizzara:
18k for dis kind economy?....he no reach me chop for 1 week

rheether:
Am I the only one who think women are becoming more powerful? Educate a woman and watch her perform wonders.

MrCork:
...is that your passssion?..bro. U gay..correct?.

MrCork:
....lovely how??...that lovely ugly ting is no were compare to Kashybaby of nairaland & if thats what u people ther on nigeria call beauty...forget that Nigeria place...kashybaby is the preeetiest female on nairaland!!(REAL TALK)

Hero10001:
Seconded!
I use the pill (100mg) with 20cl of monkey-tail for recreational/yoga purposes 'ONLY" it's the best feelings..

missbronze:
Gbam.


Exactly how I will want my future wedding to be. Court wedding, then a noble refreshment for few friends and relatives.

No time for all those razzmatazz of big wedding abeg.

I even kukuma no like stress, attention and crowd.


If future hubby agrees, we are good to go.

floragregs:
Who am I to judge? Lol @"caution, wild girls" . How Cossy bridal shower go come be?

IamLEGEND1:
then I think it's time you sat down & reprioritised ur life goals.

Are you willing to let ur husband fūck anything locomoting on two limbs while you're away or is ur marriage more valuable to you?

You can push back ur dream of acquiring ur Masters a couple of years so you can have ample time to rehabilitate the ídiot.

And you've got to treat him like an addict: Suddenly cutting him off from the stuff will most definitely result in severe withdrawal symptoms like outright cheating and total emotional detachment, so take am jeje.
besides,ur ability to conceive dwindles with every passing day, so it's only logical that you stay and copulate much more frequently in order to maximize your chances.

see us wey dey find gehfriend like this no get,see another one come dey abuse him privileges.

#MerciesOfTheLord

#ComeDownNowToYourShidren

ireneony:
so davido d1cck is not big but small...nawa o
He is short no wonder his d1cck is tiny

ireneony:
nice try

ireneony:
nice try