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Codeine laced with tramadol has a way of making everything seem so easy, the only problem is facing the reality and the transmissions when you become sobber...

Omobola121:
I got the invite too...will you be there?

I won't miss it..I will be there,,test mode activated

Dear Applicant,
You have been shortlisted for a written test on Saturday May 19th, 2018.
Time: 8:00am
Venue: 852b, Bishop Aboyade Cole Street, VI, Lagos.
Come with your CV and writting materials.

Regards.


Who else got this?

Nigerians are crazy..I just called someone now on phone - the person was just saying " transmission, commission, submission, police commission, sorry-transmission transmission. ...I just tire he wil call me back after his transmission..nonsense

walesalak:
Good Day Ppl, someone got an invite for d above position.

From: hr@accountmanager.com.ng

12:29 AM (15 hours ago)

to hr

Dear Sir/Ma,


We are pleased to inform you that you are short-listed for the position of Field Sales Representative in Account Manager Nigeria.

Hence, you are invited for an Interview as follows:

Date: Friday, April 27, 2018
Time: 12pm prompt.
Venue: 2 Oyefesor Avenue, Savoil Bus stop, Obanikoro, Lagos.


Successful applicants from Interview stage will be required to wait for the final stage of the screening. Come along with copies of credentials, passport photograph, and utility bill.


Kindly confirm attendance to this invite on or before 3pm Thursday, April 26, 2018.

Lagos residence only


Warm Regards

Pls is this real

Confirmed GLND. Pls Ppl take note. The location seemed like an abandoned supermarket. full with horrible looking boys. They seemed real with dia official website. They later called diaselves Greenfield Consult

No you are wrong.They are not GNLD. I went to the place today for the interview today. There name is Account Manager Nigeria. They sell accounting software's and they are recruiting sales reps. It's a commission job. Strictly commission -20% for a probation period of 3 months. 16700 monthly transport and logistics allowance will be paid. Please only people who have 1st hand experience on issues should comment. One shouldn't say what he doesn't know.

Seriously

ItzChinnex:
Seun, Please shift this to front page as this may save some shaking Marriage. Thanks.

I am 42, married for 15 years and have two wonderful kids (7 & 3). My wife and I had about 13-14 pretty good years before I began to realize that I wasn't really in love with her, and maybe never was. For a year a co-worker and I began a relationship.

I had always been attracted to her, and I acted on it. Until a month ago we had carried the relationship from some very exciting sex to a very strong emotional relationship. She finally said the words that we should not see each other socially anymore, at least until I decide what to do with my situation at home. I agreed.

My wife and I have been in counseling for about six months, and she doesn't know about my affair. Neither does the counselor, who recently told her she thought the marriage was over. I am deeply in love with the woman I have had an affair with, and told her so during our last encounter (after we decided to call it off).

She told me she loved me, also. Now my wife and I are so distant. I do not find her attractive in the least - and we have not had sex for months. When we did it took all I had to get through it.

My heart hurts badly for the woman I love. She is putting up a strong front and moving on. Even seeing other men. She said in a year, if we are both available, maybe we can try to build a real, honest relationship. My two kids, who are my world, are trapped in between. I don't know what to do. I love another women, but I still care for my wife - just don't love her anymore, and not sure I can again. I've made these mistakes, but I believe I am truly in love for the very first time in my life.

How do I keep hope that things will turn out all right?
Please drop your comments

Source: https://chinnex..com/2017/04/advicr-i-care-for-my-wife-but-love.html

Seun , Lalasticlala , Mynd44

Dude you made vows..marriage vows. U will love love your wife. Cherish and adore her..till death do u part..You must uphold and fulfill ur vows..stay glued to ur wife..if u give ur wife the attentions u give ur lover u would find out she is better..don't be deceived by a new and tighter pussey.. Ur wife's pussey was once tighter than Lagos traffic..

blasterman:
According To Facebook User Ashafa Med



https://www.facebook.com/med.ashafa/posts/10213243421066347?comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22O%22%7D





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJtanixvus

naija don suffer

Its a direct reflection of the state of Nigeria..

I hope we will see similar energy and enthusiasm from all this folks who won't let me rest on Facebook and IG canvassing for votes..team bisola,team efe.based on logistics and all them shit..2019 will come..we will need that energy and zest to remove all these old men who should be in their rocking chair rather than spend our tax payer money on ear and nose infection treatment. We will need this undying spirits to vote out politicians in public offices with waec results and utility bills as their highest qualification. This is not based on logistics,its based on the trusim.

Eventoned:
A heart broken lady on instagram turned to Allah for strength after losing her fiance to her very close friend.

https://www.instagram.com/ayeesha_oc/


SOURCE: http://ovoko.com.ng/heartbroken-nigerian-lady-turns-allah-losing-fiance-close-friend/

Cc: mynd44, lalasticlala

She has actually dodge a bullet...

ChangeIsCostant:
An allegation has been made by an SS2 student of Ubomiri Girls' Secondary School, Miss Victoria by name, who was beaten by a Teaching Practice student from Alvan Ikeokwu Federal College of Education, Owerri, Imo State. According to reports, the teacher in question has been disturbing and pestering the girl for sex before committing the act.


Read below what was shared by Uzuegbu Prosper on Facebook;

WHO WILL SPEAK FOR THE POOR GIRL....?

I am particularly and pathetically troubled and perturbed about the way and manner some people can be deliberately dreaded and cruel. Just for nothing. This is a story of a SS2 student of Ubomiri Girls' Secondary School, Miss Victoria by name, who was ruthlessly and wickedly planked by a Teaching Practice student from Alvan Ikeokwu Federal College of Education, Owerri, Imo State.

According to this extremely pained student, she lamented how this young man had been disturbing and pestering her life for a long time ago since he was posted in the aforementioned school. He got the rare opportunity and committed this height of cruelty, when these students were writing their 2nd term exam, yesterday, 23rd March, 2017.

I was reliably informed that they (students) were busy writing exam having given a short time near to school dismissal. They were not satisfied with what they have put in paper. Particularly, he got to her and started dragging the answer sheet, and bantering words with the student. This is morally and socially unacceptable and condemnable.

"He has been disturbing and threatening me to be his lover, of which I wouldn't like to, owing to the fact that, I'm still a training child and student. I am extremely pained. I am emotionally and psychologically traumatized over this wickedness exhibited by someone who supposed to be my teacher, now turned to my tormentor", she bitterly complained.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/03/teacher-allegedly-brutalizes-ss2.html

Looking at they girl's behind..i can see why the fool has been pestering him and broke her head

Baawaa:
This can only happened in bia-fraud land

It can and have and also happen elsewhere... Receive sense today..and speak more with logic

igwegeorgiano:
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a cock and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.

Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.

I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country

Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.

While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.

Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.

After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.

I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.

Your life is also at risk...

friedcorn:
My people, its good to fvck other men's wives. I fvcked mr peter's wife last, though he travelled for two weeks and i sensed his wife was craving for sex. I had to fvck her. I fvcked her in the kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, sitting room, giving her alll positions.

I will be fvcking oga samuel's wife on new year eve this saturday, he went on business trip to australia.

Wish me luck guys.......try and fvck somebody's today....you wont regret it.

You are digging your grave boy...

A renowned author and management trainer
writes about his experience in Singapore :
"Six years ago in Singapore I gave a taxi driver a business card to take me to a particular address.
At the last point he circled round the building.
His meter read 11$, but he took only 10.
I said Henry, your meter reads 11$ how come
you are taking only 10.
He said Sir, I am a taxi driver, I am supposed to be bringing you straight to the destination.
Since I did not know the last spot, I had to circle around the building. Had I brought you straight here, the meter would have read 10$. Why should you be paying for my ignorance ?
He said Sir, legally, I can claim 11$ but
Honestly and ethically I am entitled to only
10.
He further added that Singapore is a tourist destination and many people come here for three or four days. After clearing the immigrations and customs, the first experience is always with the taxi driver and if that is not good, the balance three to four days are not pleasant either.
He said Sir I am not a taxi driver, I am the Ambassador of Singapore without a
diplomatic passport.
In my opinion he probably did not go to school beyond the 8th grade, but to me he was a professional. To me his behavior reflected pride in performance and character.
That day I learnt that one needs more than professional qualification to be a professional. In one line be a "Professional with a human touch and Values " that makes all the more difference.
Knowledge, skill, money, education, all comes
later. First comes Human Values, Honesty and
Integrity Professionalism: It’s NOT the job you DO, It’s HOW you DO the job.”

Biggest, Highest, Largest, Longest In the
World
1. Tallest Animal :- Giraffe
2. Fastest Bird :- Swift
3. Largest Bird :- Ostrich
4. Smallest Bird :- Humming Bird
5. Longest Railway Bridge :- Huey P. Long Bridge, Lousiana (USA)
6. Tallest Building :- Burj Tower, Dubai
7. Longest Canal :- Suez Canal
8. Biggest City (Area) :- Mount Isa (Australia)
9. Largest City (Population) :- Tokyo, followed by Shanghai, New York, Beijing, London
10. Costiliest City :- Tokyo
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12. Largest Desert :- Sahara (Africa)
13. Largest Dam :- Three Gorges Dam (China)
14. Highest Dam :- Hoover Dam (USA)
15. Largest Island :- Greenland

POLICE BRUTALITY IN NIGERIA.........
HORROR: NDUKA, 28 YEAR OLD YOUTH WHO RETURNED FROM ABROAD & TO WED TOMORROW DEC. 27 SHOT BY A HAPPY TRIGGER POLICE OFFICER AT NNPC OWERRI
"The Young man Mr Friday Nduka, a native of Egbuoma in Oguta LGA of Imo state who just returned from Indonesia and who is getting prepared for his Traditional marriage slatted for 27th December, 2016 was killed on 21st December, 2016 by one Inspector Michael Udeh of the Nigeria police force attached to Imo state command but posted to NNPC station as security guard after late Nduka had just finished buying fuel at the station. Sadly, Mr Friday Nduka was shot inside his car within the NNPC premises before his wife to be and his mother-in-law to be."

informant001:
A Nigerian lady based in he United States -is filled with thanks after escaping from the clutches of kidnappers on her arrival to Lagos about 2 weeks ago. According to her, she got whisked away by the hoodlums at about 2:50am on her way from the Airport. She managed to escape by jumping off the moving vehicle...

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/12/us-based-lady-reveals-how-she-escaped.html

You jumped out of a moving vehicle. ..you have guts mehn. ...no guts no glory

Nwangwu Recoba Timothy
4 hrs ·
It was suppose to be 60 mouths to feed but God who is the great multiplier did what he alone knows how to do... We ended up feeding over 100 mouths..... # LET'S FEED THE POOR#

Nwangwu Recoba Timothy

And this girl made me cry at last.... She told me she hasn't eaten in over 4 days and that I just saved her life... She went on to tell me that the are prone to sexual abuse, rape, beating and sometimes d are sold into slavery..... God..... People let's save a soul.... Even 100 naira a day can help put a smile on someone's face.... Let's come together and make dis world a better place...

Nwangwu Recoba Timothy
4 hrs ·
To me, Christmas is living for others and not just for yourself... Happy Christmas and do have a better new year

Nwangwu Recoba Timothy

These wouldn't have gone well without dis guys and the beautiful lady behind d camera... Tanx Precious Elegant for taking d pix and providing part of the water and u helped package the meal, tanx to Mary Maria, for d Happy Hour u brought, tanx to d boys that did most of the Labour... Without you I won't have achieved my dream.... I pray God will bless u all and defend u all in times of need.... And for all of you that prayed for me tank you... Your prayers did great... You wouldn't believe that some people were not happy that we have food to the poor.... I will keep doing this every month by God's grace till I die....

A good heart they say is a priceless jewel..A young man named Nwangwu Recoba Timothy has taken it upon himself to put smiles on the faces of the less privileged in the streets of Abuja by sharing foodstuffs,drinks and little cash. Recoba as he is fondly called is a Teacher in one the private schools in Abuja. It is quite surprising to see such gesture coming from a young individual who earns so little. .
Thank God it went down well, though the enemy struck but God was there to defend us.... Thank to this boys and girls who volunteered to help me out..... # LET'S FEED THE POOR#

eleburu:
Best Female vocalist in the just concluded Headies Award, Simisola Bolatito Ogunleye, known as Simi, upload a photo on her Twitter page, she made it known that her mother have big breast, why not she have
big breast like her mother. She wrote,

"Mooooood I honestly don't what happened with me. My mum has bress oh. Sigh. But still on still, we thank God."


Some of her fans that find it funny advise her of breast enlargement.

Simi has since delete the tweet.


https://adeenewsblog..co.ke/2016/12/singer-simi-talk-about-her-small-bress.html?m=1

Big breasts or not...you are a beautiful woman with great talents....

eezeribe:
I don't even know what to type.More power to whatever gives him power

Jazz...jazz..jazz

favourmic:
Igbo kue nu

Igbo and crimes are like 5$6

Isn't this statement derogatory and insulting ..is there any tribe and or state where crime is not prevalent. .and how do you know they are igbos. ..if I insult you know. I will banned for months or more...but this is an insult on the whole igbo race. .and the moderators have allowed you to go Scotland free...Nonsense. .please just comment without being rational. .anything that flows from their illogical minds they just pour it out like that...

KomonSense:
Popular Twitter User has quit buying Indomie Because It has the photo of Controversial Blogger Omojuwa

Indomie "Influencer Like No other" Promo is at it again. This time putting the photo of Controversial Blogger Omojuwa on the body of Indomie Super Pack. But this did not go down well with a popular Twitter User #AguiyiIronsi ‏@ManiPeters who said he has temporarily boycotted Indomie till further notice.

But we don't whether the boycott means not buying or eating Indomie at all till further notice.... Na waa oooo.

To stop eating Indomie in this kind recession period, No be suicide Mission be that?


https://twitter.com/ManiPeters/status/807490459039891456

Weather u boycott or girlcott indomie. .your actions has no significant effect on the growth and market value of indomie noodles manufacturers. ..

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