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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Ethnic Census. by odumchi(op): 12:19am On Aug 08, 2011
farochron:
How I wished the vote was the other way round as in Yoruba leading Some people will have been throwing insults. This is the level of tolerance among the Yorubas. I should hope others will reciprocate this gesture.
Man Sitdown. No one cares about who leads or not.
PoliticsRe: Can This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 5:54am On Aug 07, 2011
Ileke-IdI:
Ok, let's break this down, according to your perspective.

1. You share little in common, so how will he have the remedy to your pain?

2. So, he might possibly know the degree of the pain ND people are going through, what step has he taken to tackle the pain?

3. Does ND represent the whole Nigeria in whole?

4. What does a president being poor or having no shoes have to do with the current problems plaguing Nigeria?


When will we stop looking for similarities, esp since Nigerians are blind?
1. My point is that he doesnt.
2. No i didnt say that in my post nor did I imply it. Besides most NL people represent a minute raction of NIgeria. How many Nigerians have internet-enabled phones not to talk of computers?
3. No it doesnt
4.Idk what your deal with shoes is, but only a man who has experienced poverty firsthand knows how it affects him most. So he is in best postiton to fix Nigeria.

And I guess as a Nigerian, you too are blind.
PoliticsRe: Can This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 5:24am On Aug 07, 2011
Ileke-IdI:
And such same problems would be?

Let me ask you a question and be honest with me. . . . what problem did/do you and our current president share? And how is he solving those problems right now?
Good luck and I have little in common. The only thing we share is that we come from political backgrounds. However, he is a billionaire, I am not. The Niger Deltan peoples are suffering, he even though a Niger Deltan, did not experience the tragedy that his comrades are now experiencing, so he does not know the degree of the problems as well as others do.
They say it takes a burnt hand to know how hot the fire is.

These problems are simple: oil spills, lack of food, lack of clean water, lack of jobs, etc (No Nigerian president in the last 15 years has experienced any of these).
PoliticsRe: Can This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 5:08am On Aug 07, 2011
Ileke-IdI:
A man in pain knows the remedy to HIS pain, true. Just because my friend knows the remedy to her own pain, does not mean she knows my own pain.

Let Nigerians continue to think like that. Chei!

And was it not your ppl that greatly fell for that "I had no shoe" dilemma?

Nigeria = deaf and blind leading the deaf and blind.
The majority of the 80 million poor Nigerians suffer from the same problems. So generally If my problems have been solved, I can also solve 3/4 of yours.

Since you aren't a Nigerian and dont think like that, kindly explain to us how you think.
PoliticsRe: Can This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 4:48am On Aug 07, 2011
ekt_bear:
How on earth does suffering make you better qualified to be president? What is the connection?

How about you instead choose leaders for their intelligence, wisdom, education, political savvy, charisma, selflessness, etc
Only the man in pain knows the remedy to his pain. Look at Obasanjo for example, the man never suffered a day in his life. He cnanot relate to the majority of Nigerians who still suffer and toil on a daily basis. This man, has worked with them. He knows where it hurts most, and maybe he can find a cure.
SportsRe: U-20 WC: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia (2 - 0 FULL TIME) by odumchi: 4:13am On Aug 07, 2011
Nigeria's Checklist: grin

Croatia
Guatemala
Saudi Arabia

England
SportsRe: U-20 WC: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia (2 - 0 FULL TIME) by odumchi: 2:52am On Aug 07, 2011
goooaaaallll!!!!! ahmed musa
PoliticsRe: Ndigbo, Nigerians And 2015 by odumchi: 1:54am On Aug 07, 2011
Personally, I feel that our condition has gotten a bit better just reading this. This is truly a powerful message.

Ufodi ndi no na Nigeria n'ewu bridge na' jikota AliIgbo na Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Can This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 1:46am On Aug 07, 2011
volasunkan:
yes he can in his next life
He is in the best position since he has suffers and knows the root of his suffering. Why dont you think he can do it?
PoliticsCan This Man Become President? by odumchi(op): 12:56am On Aug 07, 2011
Please take a look at this scenario for a second.

"Hello, my name (alias) is Ekpeyong Okote. I am a native of Akwa-Ibom State and I want to become president. I am not a billionaire, and I neither have money nor fame, but what I do have is vision. I lived the life of a poor civil servant, and through my many years of struggle and hardship, I have realised the anecdote to Nigeria's problems. I have no worries, for I know that God is by my side. I am yet to buy a car, but if I shall ascend the presidency I will replace my alakrija bicycle. I have visions but not dreams. Dreams are for the lethargic and weak. My visions result in action. I am a candidate for my cousin's (who happens to be a local governor) political party; the "Peoples Freedom Organization" and I want to become president of Nigeria."

Can this man succesfully become president?  undecided
CultureRe: Wazobia : Nigeria Through The Eyes Of A Minority. by odumchi(mod): 12:39am On Aug 07, 2011
^^^^
Interesting perspective. You know, I never really understood the way a few of the non-majorities felt about Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: US Loses AAA Credit Rating From Standard & Poor by odumchi: 11:27pm On Aug 06, 2011
I say America needs some Igbo businessmen ASAP grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: US Loses AAA Credit Rating From Standard & Poor by odumchi: 11:24pm On Aug 06, 2011
These are signs of end for the American Empire. Similar signs also occured at the end of the Roman Empire.

Romans:
-Spent a large sum of their funds on wars.
-Invaded by thousands of foreigners who undermined the "Roman Way of Life"
-was bankrupt by 476 ad.
-Had many barbarain enemies (Vandals, Franks, Cekts, Scots, Arabs, Sassanids etc.

Americans:
-Spent a large sum of their funds on wars.
-Invaded by millions of immigrants who tend to work, save, and spend their money in their homeland instead of the states.
-Is going bankrupt by August 2011.
-Has many ideological and political enemies throughout the world "Iran, Libya, N.Korea, China (to some extent), Russia.
SportsRe: U-20 WC: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia (2 - 0 FULL TIME) by odumchi: 9:49pm On Aug 06, 2011
dominique:
i just hope the FE don't develop that laid-back attitude that has nearly killed the SE more than once.
wish i can watch the match but i have an appointment with my bed cheesy

. . .only that this particular Saudi team walloped Guatemala and Croatia 6-0 and 2-0 respectively.
Guatemala is a minor team and Croatia is also in decline. Let them beat Spain 6-0 or even Cameroun 2-0 and then we will know that we've got a match on our hands.
SportsRe: U-20 WC: Nigeria Vs Saudi Arabia (2 - 0 FULL TIME) by odumchi: 8:47pm On Aug 06, 2011
Nigeria will surely win. but to tell you the truth, I'd rather face England than Brazil.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Religious Census by odumchi(op): 5:01pm On Aug 06, 2011
Andre Uweh:
Odumchi
Add another option to be called new religious movements. They include Guru Maharaji, Eckenker, Grail message, Brotherhood of the Cross and Star (Olumba), Hare Krishna etc. Though am Anglican.
I've never heard of those movements before, but unfortunately It's impossible to edit polls.

MORE VOTES PEOPLE!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: NairaLand Teens Chilaxation Centre by odumchi: 6:02am On Aug 06, 2011
Natasha,,:
^okay I'm preparing for my exams that's why i've been offline

@todan its impossible cheesy
Good luck wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advice For Moving Back To Naija? by odumchi: 5:54am On Aug 06, 2011
Hey, As for moving back to Nigeria the first and most important thing you have to focus on is water. It will take you time to get used to the water and if you're not careful you will end up with dysentry. Try drinking bottled water, but mix a small amount of the regular water into it and do so more frequently as time elapses.

Secondly with your business, it depends on the type of business you would like to start. Lagos is a naturally excellent market becuase of the large amont of consumers. Abuja is much smaller than Lagos and is inhabited by more upper-class people so for example you will have a better opportunity selling clothes or shoes in lagos than you would have in Abuja.

This is what I can do, I hope it has helped
LiteratureRe: Green, Red, Yellow : An Original Novel By Odumchi by odumchi(op): 5:40am On Aug 06, 2011
FIVE

VIRGINIA, U.S.A


A black Chevrolet impala pulled into the parking lot of Ronald Reagan Airport. The lot was fairly buzzing with the activity of other cars and pedestrians, but despite this, the car was able to park inconspicuously.
A tall slender man, wearing dark slacks and a dress shirt exited the vehicle and slammed the door. He had an especially dark Mediterranean skin tone and normal sized inquisitive eyes that seemed to scrutinize whatever thy focused on. The man walked out of the parking lot, up a ramp, and into the airport’s main terminal. His eyes darted from side to side and analyzed all that he saw, after this he walked casually to the desk and approached a clerk.
“Excuse me ma’am, has the six-o’clock plane from New York landed yet?”
A small middle-aged lady sitting at the desk looked up at him and then back at the computer on which she was focused. She shuffled her mouse and after a few mouse-clicks replied, “Yeah, it landed some time ago. They should be exiting just over there.” She pointed to a place to their left.
“Thanks.”
He walked to where the woman had pointed and saw a large crowd of people. He didn’t attempt to join the crowd so as to not lose focus of his objective. That was the way his thinking complex operated; much like a checklist. Whatever was his goal was his primary objective, and he had to avoid anything that would compromise it. His eyes scanned the people exiting the door with a placard above it titled “ARRIVALS” he studied their faces and then compared them to the one on the photograph which he produced form his pocket. None matched. He stood there for almost fifteen minutes, watching.
Just as he thought the last of the passengers had exited, a man wearing cargo shorts and a red flannel shirt, pulling a medium sized case of hand-luggage walked through the doors. The face was an exact match.
He grinned, and gently forced his way into the crowd, making sure to keep sight of the man. He walked up to the man and gently tapped him on his shoulder. As the man turned around, he studied his face once more to make sure that this was the guy. After verifying, he leaned forward and said to him, “Howard Jo, come with me.”
PoliticsRe: When Did Corruption Start In Nigeria? by odumchi: 5:26am On Aug 06, 2011
Yoru_Igbo:
Ok no vex grin grin Your blood don start to hot because I disagree with your comment, person like you no fit go senate o because you no fit share views but I know say you go fit share money sha, Na play I dey play with you no vex
Your comment on me reading was what got me going. For next time, saying something like that is like breaking into the house of trouble. grin But anyway, Wahalla no dey.
LiteratureRe: Green, Red, Yellow : An Original Novel By Odumchi by odumchi(op): 5:20am On Aug 06, 2011
FOUR

Howard looked wide eyed at the large title on the newspaper. “It’s a pity,” he managed to say as he stood up from his chair and walked to the toaster. He popped in two pieces of toast and cranked the timer.

“It’s a shame,” began his wife, “and isn’t Kalina from there?” Kalina was their former neighbor who used to live a few houses down from their house. She had sold her quaint little home some months back, and even till this day, the house was empty save for the repair men who labored on it on certain days of the week. The sight of the house, empty and hollow was saddening.
“Yeah, it is,” He replied. “India’s getting out of control; this is the fifth bombing in the last two months.”

“Who knows what’s being done about it?” Angeline pondered. As a human resources manager, at her company, it was natural for her to sometimes worry about the well-fare of others. Howard had gotten very used to her generous displays of sympathy that at most times he would just reply with a simple “that’s too bad.”

“Wow, look at that!” Howard said in delight as he flipped the pages on his newspaper, clearly trying to change the subject. “What?” Angeline asked. He showed her the color advert of a Jersey resort which was printed on the page of his newspaper. “Wow that does look great.”

“Anyway,” began his wife, “that reminds me. Aren’t we supposed to go somewhere today? I hope you haven’t forgotten your promise,” she said.

Howard laughed. He had promised her that they’d go and relax somewhere for a day or two, since she thought that they both needed some time to get away from the “hustle and bustle” of city life. “No, I haven’t forgotten,” he said as he walked to the toaster and removed the two pieces of toasted bread and placed them on a piece of china. He served them to his wife and prepared another set for himself. They both conversed for some time and ate.

By a quarter-past noon, their dark-onyx sedan was packed with the last of their luggage and they slowly pulled out of the driveway and onto the
street. They cruised down a couple of blocks and pulled into a self-service gas station. Howard exited the vehicle and walked toward the pump. He sensed a faint vibration on his hip and immediately produced his cell phone and answered the call.

“Hello?” “Listen, we need you to report to H.Q. as soon as possible,” commanded the sturdy voice, ludicrously.
“Do you mean now?”

He heard a beep that signaled the call had been cancelled. How could he break it to his wife? She’d never forgive him. Despite his qualms, Howard popped the fuel–cap back onto his car and returned the fuel pump. He entered the car, sighed, faced his wife and then said, “Honey, I have bad news.”
PoliticsRe: When Did Corruption Start In Nigeria? by odumchi: 4:55am On Aug 06, 2011
Yoru_Igbo:
Have you heard of King Jaja of Opobo? or better still Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowther? base on your theory then these two persons were either theives, war prisoners etc. My brother I disagree with Kunta Kinte wasn't a criminal nor a war prisoner so please go back and read your history books again
O'boy why are you so quick to look for trouble. Abi your television no get signal?
My theory on African slavery is not conclusive. Anyone can enter slavery in the olden days through any means. However, before the days of the white man, slavery was far less an enterprise as it became in that era. People could enter into slavery throuh any means, "war, crime, false accusations, or siimply by kidnapping". Remember in African slavery, Slaves were still human beings and were treated decently. They became part of one's family, could be granted freedom, could be declared heirs/heiresses or the sons/daughters to/of their master. In the days prior to the advent of the Europeans, slaves were valuable commodities.

It wasn't until the 1700s that you saw the massive slave lines and convoys with chains and etc. Now, let me be, I wasn't referring to you in any of my posts abeg.
LiteratureRe: Green, Red, Yellow : An Original Novel By Odumchi by odumchi(op): 4:32am On Aug 06, 2011
THREE

NEW YORK, U.S.A.


Filtered beams of sunshine drifted into the Queens home bedroom of Howard Jo. Howard sat up on his bed, comatosely with his palm on his half-asleep head.

The alarm-clock blared.

Howard lethargically formed his hand into fist and slammed it upon the alarm clock, soft enough so as to not awake his sleeping wife. He turned and looked at her. She lay there on the bed sideways, gently snoring. Her golden hair lay in messy-loose strands all around her head and they somewhat resembled her defiant character. She was at times a stubborn, yet heedful woman, independent, in every sense of the word, but somehow, since their marriage a year ago, she had come to depend a bit on Howard, and this he enjoyed.

Howard didn’t bother waking her; he fumbled sleepily out of their bedroom and through the corridor into the bathroom. He had a quick shower and after brushing, went downstairs into the kitchen and began brewing two cups of coffee—one with an extra cream (just the way his wife liked it). He opened the newspaper, which he had picked at the front door, and began reading while causally sipping his coffee. His wife, Angeline Jo, descended from the steps in her white tank top and sleeping robe.

“Morning dear,” they both exchanged kisses.
“How as your night?” Howard asked her.
“Pretty fine just a bit too humid, don’t you agree?” she said as she sipped her coffee and picked up a newspaper.
“Yeah, I suppose so. Oh yeah, remind me to call up the air-condition repair guy,” Howard said.
“Oh my God!” Angeline exclaimed as she stared wide-eyed at the newspaper.
“What is it?”

She raised the newspaper above the table, so he could clearly see the large legible print which read, “BOMBING KILLS 7,000 IN MUMBAI AND INJURS THOUSANDS MORE”.
PoliticsRe: When Did Corruption Start In Nigeria? by odumchi: 4:30am On Aug 06, 2011
Slavery, atleast in African terms was not corrupt. It was simple and justifiable. People did not sell their own people as yoou stated, usually they sold those who were thieves, war prisoners and etc. Slavery in olden times was a natural means of survival.

Yoru_Igbo:
Corruption was there in the beginning, Village head sold their people to slavery and got guns, clothes, shoes and mirrors in return, this was a corrupt practice.
TV/MoviesRe: Does Nollywood Have A Future ? by odumchi: 4:27am On Aug 06, 2011
@ OP

Those people you listed were not the founding father/mothers of Nollywood so it will always exist after them. The likes of Okanayo Okanayo, Liz Benson, Rita Dominic, Nkem Owoh, Patience Ozorkwor and (i forgot his name, but he is that man who played the main character in "Living in Bondage"wink are truly the founding fathers of Nollywood. They no longer act, but Nollywood is still alive and well.

But I must say, I miss the original Nollywood movies. The Ones that actually have a moral within them. Most of the ones now are about sex, relationship drama and etc.
PoliticsRe: When Did Corruption Start In Nigeria? by odumchi: 4:18am On Aug 06, 2011
Corruption is evident in every governemnt. Even in the United States, which many praise as heaen on earth, corruption is present. Wasn't Murdoff the man who embezzeled $700m in public funds? But I digress, as for Nigeria, mass corruption started in the 70s.
LiteratureRe: Green, Red, Yellow : An Original Novel By Odumchi by odumchi(op): 4:07am On Aug 06, 2011
TWO

NEW DELHI, INDIA


Ajay Mundas spent the warm summer evening enjoying a rather bland meal with his wife. The elevated crystal chandelier, which hung above the dinning table, cast a dimmed superficial light across the interior of the room creating a soft glow. The atmosphere itself was uninviting and rather unpleasant resembling the expression and the thoughts that raged within the mind of Mr. Ajay. As the Prime Minister, he had been less than impressed with his own performance and the performance of those beneath him in concerning the recent events that had occurred all around India.
However, as disturbed as he was, he tried to keep this away from his wife, First Lady Kali Mundas. He engaged her in simple conversation in an attempt to lure her out of suspicion, but she was aware of her husband’s intentions. Like her husband, she was well positioned, witty and often very caring. She could sense and sniff the unrest in her husband’s voice and decided to take action.
“Is everything alright, my husband?” she asked as she dabbed her lips with a napkin. The Prime Minister forced a shallow smile to his wife. He then ate a forkful of food, indirectly delaying an immediate response to her question.
“Don’t worry about it my dear,” he began as he sat back and relaxed in his chair, “I assure you everything will be alright.” His wife, clearly unsatisfied by his response, let out a soft sigh. “If you say so, dear,” she responded.
The two of them continued dining in soft chandelier-light for about another hour. Ajay Mundas, savoring this little moment of tranquility, which he was opportuned, relaxed in his chair and closed his eyes. In his head ran various thoughts, many of which were not to be released to the likes of his wife. He didn’t want her to worry for him, nor did he want to worry himself. He thought that if someone had to worry, or think, let it be him and not his beloved. At that moment, as if bursting the invaluable bubble of peace, the Secretary to the Prime Ministry, Said, hastily but reverently burst into the private dining room. He whispered something into the Prime Minister’s ear which caused him to immediately sit up and widen his eyes.
“I’ll be back momentarily, dear,” he sad to his wife as he and the Said marched out of the dining room, down a flight of stairs, through the passageway and into the Prime Minister’s office.
“Said, what did you say just happened?” asked Ajay, as if rebuking what he was previously told.
“Your Excellency, Mumbai has been bombed.”
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Religious Census by odumchi(op): 4:03am On Aug 06, 2011
^^^
Yes, I will. grin

@ Highchief

Thanks
PoliticsRe: Let's Have Your Complaints Here by odumchi: 4:00am On Aug 06, 2011
Hey Moderators and Seun, I'd like to thank you guys for helping me with my last requests. I'd like to make another request. I've made a religious census of Nairaland and would like it if you guys put it on the Front Page.

Thanks.


Heres the link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-728733.0.html
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Religious Census by odumchi(op): 9:22pm On Aug 05, 2011
I want to learn for knowledges sake, understand for the sake of comprehension, and teach for the sake of others. So basically, this is just a simple attempt to try and know the makeup of Nairaland.
Nairaland GeneralNairaland 2011 Religious Census by odumchi(op): 9:00pm On Aug 05, 2011
Another simple attempt to identify the various religious groups on Nairaland.

Please vote, and I have tried my best to include as many religious groups as possible.   smiley

Here is a link of the 2011 Ethnic census, please vote if you havn't already done so. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-725814.128.html
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Ethnic Census. by odumchi(op): 8:57pm On Aug 05, 2011
As of today, according to those who voted, the 5 largest groups in NL are the Igbos, followed by the Yorubas, followed by the Binis, followed by the Ibibio speaking peoples (Ibibio, Efik, Annang) followed by the Hausas.

Please vote in the 2011 Religious census if you havnt already done so https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-728733.0.html

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