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Probably someone who plans to end up poor would budget like this.

First move to a smaller apartments, use the old one for air bnb.

Buy and cook your own food on weekends and stack them in freezer, you warm and eat during the week days. This will reduce your feeding expenses as well.

What sort of generator service takes up 30k monthly outside fuelling, you need to change the gen , get something smaller to run major items when you have no power.

Your cost of Landry is crazy man,that cost in 6months will get you a good washing machine duh!..

Next thing is build capacity to earn more money, outside salary and also invest in good assets.

Many people here earn way lower than this and still have bought lands, support family , further their education and invested .

Don't spend all your earnings on consumption ,cos in few years you'd wonder where all the money went to

Lol, crypto Traders never die as virgins, cause the market fvcks them daily

Daboomb:
Poverty Mentality!
Your mate dey build House, you dey run around Stealing his Nails!
Shame on you, "Boy".

Idiot,

Ogun go strike you if you no Jump tomorrow, werey

There's an installations on your phone that intercept your network activity, its either an app ,or you're using someone's network wifi often, I'd advise you format phone immediately and don't even back up your files unl we you know which infected.

One compound I live that year, my neighbour just plant him gen opposite my window, if I open window noise , if I close window , heat.

One night, I just went to his place,and told him to come and move the gen, lol. Guy man was shocked,he was about to go down on one of his girls that come around,I tell am say I go off the gen, if e no move the thing .

Las las, there was no other space except that my back space, we finally came to a agreement that the power from the gen would also be shared with me, na so we find electrician that evening, power my lodge from his gen,so when he turns it on, I'd close window and on my two AC, fire my TV and fridge,wetin sweet me pass na the way the ac dey draw power when I press the power button, I sure say the guy go dey curse me, any time the generator vibrate due to overload

ottohan:
I understand...
There should be acceptable dB of noise that should be allowed within a neighborhood to be fair.


That's a defeatist mentality.....so if he gets those that you have prescribed, how then does he hear someone calling him in the event of an emergency?

He wouldn't hear them if the gen was on,so it's a win win

Its photoshooped, you need to apply a little shadow around the edges, the paper looks too engrossed into the documents

Lol, 100 million, is this a joke, maybe you're referring to micro finance banks lol.

That's not up to 1% of most big banks balance sheet and their sales team are even asked to bring more than 100 million monthly to grow their balance sheet ,so 100million is chicken fees to major banks, might be big money to micro finance lol.

If you're talking 2-4billion ,ehen, then it's a place to start

Infolenka:
How tall are you? If you are below 6ft then dating someone that's 7'3 will look weird.

Those guys in the last picture are above 6ft and they look like kids compared to omos.

I've learned that it's usually women that lack an attractive quality that always try to look for it in their partners. It's short girls that always say they want tall men. It's ugly girls that always want handsome guys. Lol.

Why you roast this babe like this � na

Happy birthday Shaggy,

Two truths,

He's not 28
And his comedy isn't funny

Prove me wrong...

Its shameful that most people think the best way to get around female bosses is to be a simp and resort to cheap tactics such as ass licking and taking up derogatory status just please them.

But the shocker is that, bosses see through all this, and it's not an issue with gender, because everyone likes to get their asses licked and enjoy compliments, but one thing that have always worked is respect ,professionalism and expertise. If you have these traits, it doesn't matter whom you work for, you'd excel , and not only will your boss take your opinion seriously, they'd be confident enough to allow you take up leadership roles when they aren't around, this is why, the ass lickers only gets stupid projects like being sent on stupid errands ,stupid cash gifts and gossip times, it's the competent that gets the leadership roles and promotion, it'd the competent that she wants to keep in the team.

Build your competence , don't be an ass licker and people pleaser, have some self worth

Focusmind:
Just find a way of "ass licking" them. My first boss when I joined the banking sector was a woman. I would praise her to high heaven. Sometimes she came with food from home and while eating it, I would be like, " Madam, this food smells nice and your husband must be enjoying". She would laugh and always found ways of trying to tell me things so that I would give her the kind of answers she would want.

I would praise her and her kids to high heavens to the extent that I had to come to her house to coach her son that was preparing for Federal government college entrance exam then. She was so impressed that I was favored among the staff under her. She was mean to the core and was dreaded by all, but I found favor with her. Sometimes, she sent me to her house with driver to pick up something and I practically warmed myself to her. It was a game I played very well since I could not change or select my boss. She was the one doing appraisal and a lot of things are taken into consideration. If you have been into corporate world, you would understand.

There was time she did 10 years marriage anniversary and invited everybody, including staff. I was practically serving food, doing every chore. When people left that Sunday evening, I went to the back of the house and started washing plates and coolers with her Nanny. She came to the back of the house to drop some plates and found me and shouted that I should leave the place and stop washing the plates. I said, " madam, don't worry, it was nothing." She stood there and was looking at me.

It was around, 8:30pm and I was about to go. She was staying in a massive duplex in festac, while I was leaving at Ire-Akari estate. She insisted that I should not go, that I should go and sleep at their boys quarter. But I told her that tomorrow was Monday and I needed to go home and prepare for work. She said I should not bother coming to the office in the morning and should take two days off. I did stay in their house, helped her kids with their weekend homework and other things.

In the morning, before leaving, the husband gave me N10k and one new Turkish suite that he has not used before. The man is well to do anyway. Since that day, I was one of the most favored staff, recommending me for promotion. This was someone that everybody saw as "wicked" and feared by staff. She could shout to people anyhow and woe to you if you fail to balance your investment account after close of business.

When an opportunity came for someone to be recommended for a new project, she didn't waste time and put me forward. It was not that I was not good on my job, but I needed to build good relationship with her to help my career. In life and in corporate world, your boss can determine the trajectory of your growth. You must manage the person and play to his/her sentiments and massage ego.

But you must know your job and be dedicated. Adding interpersonal relationship and managing difficult bosses are just the icing on the cake.

Such a shame.
I've discovered that people who behave like this, actually have no skills set or pride. If you're good at your job and have personal pride and confidence in your expertise,you'd never stoop so low as to go and serve food in to bosses house or wash dishes, it's shameful that you even say this with pride, I hope you're not a guy ,cause that will even be more disastrous.

I keep telling people to know their worth and build skills, if you do, you'd be reverenced and sort after, your boss will recognize your opinion and see you as someone who she can take to meetings. You'd get leftover projects and stupid roles because you've decided to place yourself in such position.

Nijagogetsense:
Female boss are the easiest personality to deal with. It's not about them, it is about you.

When dealing with a female boss, one thing you need to master is your emotions. Forget your ego and stoop to conquer. Make sure you always compliment them. Anytime she make a decision, flatter her and say you look up to her. Bingo! You're starting to getting her fall into your trap. She will start thinking about you. Don't stop there, buy her gifts. Compliment her. Make sure you know more about her. Make her a friend. Be interested in her like a family. But never lose yourself. Be professional in your work. Watch as events unfold and she will be fond of you.

Asslicking 101 handbook
Is this not ass licking and unprofessional,
This means it's a problem with them not you,

A boss irrespective of gender must and should be objective and manage his/her team based on merits.
People who do all you just said, aren't good workers they just ass lickers, being good at your job has nothing to do with buying your boss gifts, flattering them and all, it's people.who have no skills and nothing to offer than become 'yes' men just to be in good them with their bosses.

All your wrote here is just disgusting and I feel sorry for people who liked or share

Mother fucking simps,

Death to the simps

Which Kain stupid lie be this,

First, you must be a very old and archaic man or leave in a very poor environment that people still go to other people's house to charge phone and watch movies.

Secondly, which woman married to a police officer will want to report you to her husband that she cheated with you, won't it do more harm to her than to you.

Bro, you need to quit reading and masterbation to hints magazine, because that's where this sort of bleeped up stories come from. Get you life inorder bro

Guy drying up everyday

Its normal , some genes are recessive and comes out later, for instance, I take no resemblance to my dad or mum, but anytime I visit the village , people call me by my grandfather,I bear so much resemblance with him, he was a great medicine man, so you can imagine reverence I get when I visit the village.

Some think, my grandfather has returned , but within me, since I'm educated I think it's just trash, but I enjoy the attention, at times I just do something absurd just to scare everyone a little, e.g. dance to an old music he loved, or shout an old slang he used to say.

Gambling is the hardest and it's not in your option.

November24:
That's correct.
They can't do him nothing after embarrassing him. They can't do shishi.
They have breached his right. Sokoloan was fined recently for that,he didn't sign up for that, even commercial Banks don't have that right,highest they can do is to report to crb.
If they embarrass him they are even,they won't dare look for you ,because they know u are looking for them.
Just find money and pay

Joker!.

They were never fined, since you people agree that they are not regulated by CBN, this makes them very dangerous because they are like money lenders and can go to any length to recover their money, including tracking you down or your loved ones or involving police or vigilante around.

But if they are regulated, they'd simply send your details to credit reporting agencies, and CBN,so you can't access any more loans from other institution and they can also publish your name on newspaper.

And for your notice, Banks publishes the names of defaulters on newspaper monthly.

At this point, you will wish that these people are regulated because if they aren't regulated you'd be in more trouble ,so chose wiselt

"Oga landlord make you no forget say one day you go surely travel and when you travel make you no forget say another landlord go dey give you trouble.

Anything you do your fellow man today, prepare for your own tomorrow, because wickedness is no dey pay, destiny dey delay but e no dey change" -- African China

Man wey no get money to take care of one family, wan go marry another wife because of sex. Lol,

So when he marry the second wife, it's the first wife that will still be taking care of him, as she's been taking care of him and family for over 18yrs.

ultiabaz36:
So because he gave the his bvn means that they will be debiting all his bank account... Learn before you type. I'm not encouraging him not to pay back because it has negative effect on his future loan request but that doesn't mean his other bank will be debited because he gave then the bvn.

His other banks will be debited if he has money in it, that's how it works now. Its a current CBN mandate to most banks, if you are a chronic debtor, they can flag your bvn and send to the CBN, NIBSS will force debit all accounts linked to your bvn to repay the loan amount.

This werey guy is asking to know the limit to what they can do so he has enough justification to not repay his loan, and in his small mind he thinks because they've embarrassed him by sending text messages to his WhatsApp contact that the debt is repaid.

One country,different laws.

No one is chasing down these people for destroying other people's business, in this same country. We have sharia law in the north and constitutional law in the south. And it appears the Sharia law supercedes the constitution

People's opinion don't matter

OssyMalik:
you’re very stupid. Go and ask your mother about labour pains and how she gave birth to an idiot like you.


Uchu

No, I'd ask your mother, she knows better

Baba enjoy your life dey go jare, when your time comes ,you go out like a man

Ugly as expected

You see,90% of the labour issues and pre and post maternal shit are Scams to make the whole child birth thing more complicated for men , its over hyped and over bloated..

There used to be a time when it was women who come here to cry about being used or cheated on now it's guys who come here to bitch about being used and dumped or cheated on by girls.
These shows the number of weak men we now have around us.
Its such a shame!

Holes need to always be filled up, if you don't fill up her hole, some other guy would, now this is pre-meditated meaning that she planned the story ,decieved and lied to you inorder to go have sex with some other guy. The only reason you're hearing this is because maybe the guy isn't interested no more