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Meanwhile our barrack boys still dey sing
"If sodier marry corper dem go born otondo chorus X2"

See their mates dey scatter blocks

80% of kidnappers you see today are either police officers or from the military. This is why there's no one going after them or arresting them.

It's just another money making arm of bad cops in the force (there are NO good police officers in the country)

Lol , the only reason you're unable to cut him off completely or stand your ground and tell him to stay away from you is either because you have been taking gifts/money from him or you're secretly interested in the attention.

Either ways, it won't end well .
Gift and money/attention are pyshological games , these givings are emotionally charged and will cause you to want to reciprocate, this is where you'd lose out .

Avoid him,don't take his gift or spend his money and he won't have the effontry to ask you for sex, yahoo boiz for that matter , where dey use girl anyhow

It's in your mind son,
Just give 70% attention to the excitement, count sheeps or something else during sex while maintening your erection, also you could try some physical trainings.

1) Avoid sugar and canned food
2) Work out or engaged in sports e.g.swimming
3) Control your breathing, take deep breaths
4) maintain 70% attention to reduce the excitement
5) build your prostate muscles by controlling your peeling, e.g. start and stop in between peeing and tighten the muscle three.
6) Avoid masturbation
7) Practice start and stop on your own ,get your self to the peak and don't come, do it a couple of time you'd master your ejaculations stages and control it.
Adjust sex positions that excites U, use them last e.g. most men cum faster from missionary than doggy.
9) be the Champ, confidence is key, be in the moment, enjoy the sex, talk dirty, change positions etc. These will help U manage longer.
10) Have sex often .the more U do it, the less sensitize it gets u

I recall my experience, I was expecting their feedback since we already discussed resumption dates, I was skeptical about calling them or mailing them.

But after watching a movie titled, strange angel, I discovered there are no rule ,' you only do what thou wilt...', chase your will and the world would bend to your will , the universe would answer, it's you that has the will and anything is possible if you believe .

I picked up my phone and dialed the HR woman, she picked and told me they've sent the mail two days ago, we discovered there was an issue with the mail server and the mail never left, she thanked me for following up and she resent the mail,. After discovering the power of a positive mindset and strong will ,I rejected the offer and asked for a 5% above my old offer, yet again they obliged.

Listen son, there are NO rules , only a man of will shall break all bounds.

Na that corporate rigg off me...

Smart girl.
Still slaying in prison, while the man is 6fts under and his family in shame.

Guy men, Need to wise up to the streets, never ever leave your drink ,even going to the toilet,you take it wth you, if you must leave it when U return you never drink it again. This is basic street code every guy man should know.

Afte my close shave with these criminals in uniform, I took serious caution.

They picked me up along some others on our way home, they didn't log our detention, meaning that if we died in custody, it'd be as if we were never detained.
They search our phones, checked our bank apps and balances. took pictures of us as criminals etc, they deprived us any opportunity to speak with anyone else.

Guys, know this, you cannot beg, shout ,get angry or even reason with them, they are bunch of frustrated illiterate who are only after money, nothing you'd say would convince them the only thing that will save you is either you have connections or you have money to pay.

We were six arrested, one died in custody the next day, a wooden baton slammed into his chest a number of time during interrogation,he couldn't breathe well and was cold by morning. He was branded a criminal and a local pistol was placed by his side, his family will no idea where he is, his body would be deposited in the teaching hospital as cadavar, a decent young man returning from work just to earn a decent living killed by the police for no reason.

Since then ,I've learned to apply safety measures
1) No funny haircuts, tattoos or raggard dressing
2) No financial alerts or chats on my phone
3) All contacts on my phone are saved with decent names, no such thing as Kola the chairman ,Judas bullet or Peter eMoney on my phone.
4) Have a hidden folder to keep any bank app, or cyrpo wallet,
5) Hide your social media app as well including Twitter ,FB etc.
6) Move around with your ID card
7) Avoid late nights and excessive clubbing or in company of party freaks
Have contact of DPO, army friends and politicians /lawyers and connected pastors on your phone.
9) Get a location tracking app, with emergency button that's sends out your location and emergency text to family when activated.
10) If you end up in such situation, do not panick or get angry/ call their bluff, instead try negotiating a way to get your phone to call someone
11) if you have your way, try avoiding going to the station with them in the first place ,the little amount you have settle them first and go, it saves you the trauma, cause you'd really feel both angry , dehumanised and helpess

See Wetin naira land don turn into

My current girl scored 15/15.

But what's my own, I go still marry am, cos even pastors, marriage counsellors and billionaire are having marital issues, lemme go and face my own.

As long as I have my beer and peace of mind,(including side chicks and olosho) , I'm fine.

In this life, our job is not to question why, but to do and die

More excuses, the spirit of his black ancestors left him

The world has no safety net for men, a man cannot cry, cannot complain, cannot rest, his valued is totally tied to what he brings, he labours all day , far away from his kids just to bring home the money for their fees, he cannot complain ,else he'd be proscribed a weak man. He's told to man up, slaving all his youth to climb the social ladder, he toils with his blood and sweat, it's sad that he comes home to meet a home without peace, a home were his kids hate him because their mother told them fake stories, soon his own son stands up to him fueled by hate planted by his own wife.

A man who cannot be with his kids because he has to hustle, no one appreciates father's Day, we send money to our mums and leave out our dads, we take sides of our mum in family issues, when we become rich, we say it's our mums prayer that did it, usually the dad is no longer around, because he's laboured his life and blood to do the actual work needed for you to get to where you are,we forget because he's not always around.

A woman has value just by being a woman, A man doesn't , his life and social standing is what he brings and the society has no safety net for him should he fail.

Tell this to your sons.



And if you're reading this and your father is still alive, put a call to him ,appreciate his effort,and do your best to put smile on his face everyday till he goes under ground, you owe him that much

We live in denial ,every body dies eventually.

So we all on borrowed time, have fun, enjoy life and cut off anything stress. Even if you're married and experiencing issues, get out of the marriage and have peace ,life is too short

Shit , they've ruined the show before it even started .

greggng:
I won't tell my son to be evil neither will I advice him to be weak ...I believe their must be a middle ground ...

Indecisiveness leaves room for weakness and opens people up to attack, an indecisive drive usually ends up on the wrong side of the road, a decisive one chose his path and dedicate energy on it.

Every path is a risk and at a cost. Decisiveness is a trait of the gods themselves, only a weak man is unable to make a firm decision.

Tell your sons this

Holding nothing against women but most women are not wired to manage power, fame and success. Men's ego isn't also built to be subdued or measured at par level by a successful woman.

As women become more exposed and educated ,they'd begin to strive for equality aggressively, (this isn't bad at all) but except when it's used emotionally rather than logically. The end of it is usually failed marriages, and/or single parenthood especially in our parochial system we operate here.

A man can either be weak or evil, if given an option it's better to be evil than weak, a weak man gets nothing , he's disrespected, he's tested , manipulated and given nothing, an evil man is feared and gets what he wants. Women hate weak men and as a man if you find yourself in such situation choose evil than weakness.


Pass this on to your sons.

Wetin weevil no dey see for beans.

EmptyHen

Do so at your own peril, a man will always need to be a man, what use is being a man is you don't have spare money to play with .

Nopes , never try it

Olosho mode activated.
In search for new clients

Just move back to the local govt and stay there, this is a bared land na

motymop:
She didn't enjoy the sex that is why she started acting out.

If she had reported you to bolt that you raped her, do you think they will believe your own version of the story.

In life, never use your dick to think

A dip is a dip

GREATESTPIANIST:
. May God help you

And you too brother.

GREATESTPIANIST:
hmmmm, you are a loose prostitute sir, a lady you barely know, you had sex with her , Kai, some guys think with their di#k, this world is sooo corrupt, i am ashamed of you, keep sleeping around, karma awaits you

Who wants to grow old in this world...

During the course of the ride, you have no idea what she discussed with them or the kind of vibe she gives to them, most woman hears news of Uber driver trying to hook up with their passengers and they also try to spawn their own stories and experiences.

Sometime ago,after work I decided to pick a few riders going my.way to make a few bucks, I picked up a working class lady(banker) ,unknowing to her that I'm also in the profession, she began to flirt with me and make many suggestive stuff, later on ,I dropped her off. She called me late in the night an hour later, telling me.she left her necklace in my ride, I checked and found it on.the seat, I told her I'd bring it over to her tomorrow that's when thing got ugly she made up a story that she doesn't go to bed without it and it also doubles as a key to unlock the cabinet were she keeps her asthma drugs, so I had to drive to her place ,that's when she formed being sick and asked me in, she dress so skimpily and I knew it wasn't about the necklace key, she offered me wine and spaghetti, we watched Netflix and had sex.

The next day I reached out to her and she acted as If I'm harrasing.teling.me.shes engaged and all.

I'm glad none of my friends sent this to be, it's a good sign that I'm connected to reasonable people

He will play for free while you continue collecting your own pay he would be on the pitch receiving tackles for you..

Such a simp

My first bet would be that he's allergic to something either in the air or environment,

The second bet is likely a kidney or liver infection

There's nothing new here, he copied it from a teacher in the US who did same thing long ago., Nothing new!!!