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Rule number one ,never let her know how much you earn, never let her know how much you have saved up, never let her know how much you're expecting to come in.

But have a lawyer and manage your will, take care of home and give her for the family upkeep

One less country man in our overblowing population.

So who's next?!!

Fifth marriage, I hope none was to foreign women cause that is how he'd lose all his assets and spend the rest of his life paying acrimoney and child support.

Reading half the comments, you'd know we live in a sick cold world, how can you blame the guy for living his life, what's wrong in enjoying your wealth,after all while others where sitting on their ass, he got to work to earn is bread , yet people blame him for their misfortune and think taking his life was the best way to ease their ego.

Let's be careful how we analyze things, last week a young lady poured acid on her close friend, her friend did nothing to her asides just looking better than her and having more social capital amongst guys, she was disfigured just to satisfy another's jealousy and envy. Its bulls*ht na. How do you hide your looks or not use money made from your hardwork to enjoy your youth

Irrespective of how we feel hatred towards discrimination, never seed your future in the hands of miscreant, the problem is those who have what it takes to lead don't have the confidence to come out and then empty barrels will make that decision, be weary of movement that take advantage of your emotions and spearheaded by confident illerates because when the agitation is over , you'd end up with authoritarian uncompassionate fools as your leader

In a period of Cholera out break

Minor Argument,

One thing I've learned in life is this;

1) Avoid stupid arguments, it doesn't matter if you're right , if you see the end goal of the argument will bring rife, even if you're right it doesn't add one naira to your pocket, please avoid It, you don't even have to dignify the person with an answer or admit you are wrong, just say sorry, no vex and move on. There's more to life than useless arguments use that time to pursue your dream

2) watch out for exaggerated praise or response, once someone you call your friend either praises you too much or response angrily over minor issues, just know it's not the issue at hand that is the problem, it's accumulated anger or hatred, excessive praise is often a trap setting you up for a big fall the same over goes for over bloated anger over minor issues which is clear sign of compiled hatred, you must avoid such people, Never try to help them, especially when you are doing better, because they'd see your help as condescending, you must totally avoid them, in this instance, just move out of the space,

3) Always attribute your success to luck, don't try to impress people, especially those who you started life together with, most of them compare their progress in life based on what their peers are doing, as much as you think they come in smiling and congratulating they loathe you inwardly, and every single success you make further pushed them down that hole, they will rather see both of you fail, than see you progress, just so you can commiserate in the failure with them, instead of telling them how smart you are , tell them you got lucky.

Some times, your success may even be your good looks, your charm and social capital, even if you can't do anything about it, people will hate you for it ,this is why you must always be with people who have same goals and are better or aspiring to be better. Not self centered people., Who think that they can move forward by dragging the next man this.

Know this and know peace
Tell your Sons this.

There's no such thing as blood money, fucking idiot and illiterates, if blood money works, many countries will go into war just to harvest body past to amass wealth, if blood money works then kidnappers would not spend all the effort seeking ransom they'd just take the victims for ritual. If it works people will just open baby factory for the sole purpose of breeding humans from cradle to youth just for ritual.

This is just stupid madness, and fvcked up thinking.

Idiots!!!

Your 32, believe me in 20yrs time, this wouldn't be your problem, you'd be worried about how to walk down the staircase

Number 1 and 2 are so so wrong and that is because you're not speaking from experience, you're speaking from the general stereotype, so you cannot give any kind of advise or tips.

I'm been with more Hausa and fulani girl as an Igbo guy , you're so wrong bro.

Aniboo:
Na lie else you sabi Hausa bro
And once you look good them go d run from you
. Them Dey fear fake guys die . But if one succeed fall for ya eh , we die be that for U o

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Nope, I no fit speak Hausa pass the normal greetings, I think it's my looks though, I could pass for a model. But that asides, I fvk over 30 of them or more, and I'm not exaggerating, not local girls, not students, I'm taking masters students, lecturers and university girl to working class in their ministry.

At some point, close to two different ones a day, I recalls week, I had four girls my lodge mates begin shout that day,but it's the truth.

Forget the cover up and religion, all that shyness is for the public inside they are bad, and I know this because I've been there and done it..

Omuka:
I swear, you are a lier.

I'm not lying, Its what I experienced and I never fvcked a student, my targets were student/lecturers from their university,workers in the ministry and working class ones.

I really can't count the number but I know it's over 30 or more during my one year service . I'm not exaggerating. It's up north, I discovered , you can fvk two friends and she will recommend her friend to you.if you tell them to come around , or they promise to come see you, they show up, and when they do , it's straight to sex... The shyness you see is just for the Public and religion. I'm not lying or exaggerating, it's what I experienced. I had my fill of fulani and Hause girls to the maximum , at some point it's was almost trice a day, with three different girls .

You'd discover that she's more experienced than you are.

Take this advise from an Igbo guy who has fvcked over 30 Hausa and fulani girls during his service year

They always go straight to the point, once you get her to your place, it's straight to bed, they don't have time for all those plenty gragra before sex.

etrange:
Dude, take correction and stop embarrassing yourself. The tiger keelback is a venomous snake. Whether it manufactures its venom or gets it from an external source does not make less a venomous snake.

Contrary to your post, it is not a non venomous snake that develops venom after eating toads. Non venomous snake cannot develop, store or transport venoms because they do not have the body organs for any of those.

Another lazy analogy and pictures,

Why do people think that by posting picture and links you can confuse or make a point, you making reference to a snake species that produces its own venom?.

You fallen into the path of frequency illusion, a combine case of selective attention and confirmation bias.
You've not gone searching for non venomous snakes that can build up Venum from consunming poisonous diets, or snakes whose Venum comes from their diet, you instead went to search out the opposite, just to confirm your bias.
Like I said , open up your mind to reason and thoughts, don't lose knowledge because of pride.

Even if a girl wears rag but have good ass and boobs or solid shape , guys will flock around to dip in, las las when it comes to marriage, you find the one Wey get Sense even if the ass and boobs long pass 3rd mainland bridge na person wey get sense we go marry. But the game of dipping outside continues.

etrange:
You're already gearing up for a fight. If you not, you would have known I'm not the OP but a passerby amazed by your submission.

Now if you read my comment you quoted:


First, non venomous snake developing venoms after eating anything is like a man getting pregnant after making up. It's impossible because neither of the two has the biological buildup for those. The snake mentioned in the article you shared is classified as a venomous snake and it has all the characteristics of one. It has the glands and the transportation system to. It is not a non venomous snake that developed venom. It a venomous snake that gets its venom from an external source.

Can you even hear yourself,

"Venomous snake that get it's venom from an external source".

So If it's a venomous snake why does it need to get it's venom from external source?. I'm not even sure you read the link at all, be open to learning and don't close your mind when you're wrong, instead just learn and be better

This must be the legendary "engine oil" soup served in Kuje prison

I'd have preferred a striker like Ings or Haaland who contribute to the build up, Lukaku only positions for the goal

I'm sure you'd have preferred if she engaged you in a flirty conversation and you get her number , then she come to your place for some rounds. If this was what played out you'd not be here making all the noise.

Nigerians are so quick to judge others and still do worse outside, even as we speak you have no idea what your sister is up to.
Better calm down and don judge others, live and let live,

In this country, always try to apply sense so you don't get caught in a bad situation, as a habit, I don't leave in non gated estates or community, I don't go to open bars without gates , I hardly move around very late at night, if I can I try to dress sanely with no funny haircuts or tattoos. If I enter a state very late, instead of trying to run around to get home I either take a cab/Uber , sleep at the airport or park or lodge close by. I hardly hang around people I don't know at odd hours and I inform my family anytime I go out, I don't save people number with stupid names like bullet Kunle, Emma kingpin, etc. i have contact of military officer friends,lawyers and doctors. i understand that despite all these you can still get into undesirable situations but these reduced your chances of being cut up in situations that lands you in these problems, you're even lucky you got into a cell, my experience, we all got picked up late, by morning an uncle came to bail me but same morning one of the guys was killed and a locally made pistol was placed besides him, and he was tagged a criminal.
Adjusting to a sane lifestyle is not being a coward, and as crazy as it seems, it's not even ecpensive. it's an adaptation technique you
need to survivee in Nigeria until you jakpa, u really do not want to be in such situations with illiterate police officers who aren't able to listen/think or
desperate drugged criminals/touts.

It's until you grow older that you'd realize what men go through and don't get half the appreciation they do.

Let's face it, most of the time, it's the man that builds the child the mother was just there because the man had to work to earn the money. If kids want fees they go to their mum, the mum tell the dad, dad work his ass off, mum gets the appreciation. Father's even till their old age are not appreciated like the mother's.

This is why I told myself as a man, I need to have money, and enjoy my life to the fullest because you'd never get the full appreciation, so while you're alive, chop life, fvk hoes and live it to the fullest while also supporting your home too.

Guys stop simping, chase your life, make money and smash hoes.

I'm sure they supplied the kits and then the officials cornered them and held it down like palliatives so they can either give to their family members or sell them off for profit.

I've said it over again, in the country, as long as you do not kill anyone or steal from your fellow Nigerians, do anything and everything possible to make money, or leave the country.

It's better to enjoy the 10yrs of enjoyment Hushpuppi had before being arrested than wallow in poverty in this country, because the US prison is way better than living in Nigerian

cbrezy:
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And you wasted it by typing shit Nobody can see or read

Just calm your mind , you must be at 70% attention to her body until you get a grip , manage your breathing and u must be able to wander a little while in the process,

Rahkman:
Men i can imagine kidd firing that pussy from behind the thing go dey sound kpa kpa kpa kpa kp kpa kpa kpa kpa, lilo sef dey like person wey go dey juice dick die every where go dey white and milky, men kidd dey enjoy sha

Porn and blue film don reck your life

Ayo2004:
I am sure he is referring to Hellites tears

But that girl laps ehnnn,I am just imagining...
Chai,make I get money first,Toto for Earth no go hear word

When u make money at 70 ,everything don turn to water,better fvk the ones you see now

A fool at 39

Based on a experience, it's easier to fvk a girl by flirting ,redpilling and being the bad guy, if you bring love and relationships into it, you'd lose the passion and flare and you'd not get laid, cause that's when she'd want to bring the good girl vibe.

All girls I've bleeped it doesn't get past a week of pursuit, wonder why guys chase women for months .. o wrong na.

Same girl you're running around for, is struggling to be a third side chick to another guy becos the guy doesn't give her attention like you do, and has the vibes.

Death to the SIMPS

Igbo Amaka

thebosstrevor1:
Ahmadu bello policy was for the north alone, the south and east had their own policies and never employed northerners.

Your other part that you had to change your name to northern name to get a job is a lie, lie from the pit of hell.

You are known for lies

Change of name is not as difficult as you think it is, once you get it done you include it in all your documents, same way you have affidavits

ItsTutsi:
So when ur friend changed his name to "ahmed mohd", how did his WAEC, nimc, NYSC get verified!!

Bro no let ur hatred for Northerns affect you

You only need a change of name document , once you have this, you just add that to your certificates same way you include affidavits to counter errors in your documents