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Romance › Re: The Too Much I Know About Her Previous Sex Life Is Hunting My Feelings For Her by officialfestus(m): 9:08pm On Jul 27, 2020
GOFRONT:
Some girls sef......

You would see them all gorgeously dressed up heading for a friend's birthday party..........Instead of them to jejely drink from the Soft drinks on the table, they mumuishly prefer to drink from Hot drinks of Red label, Macdowells, Vodka cos they wan claim say them sef ma follow......because of their weak body system, Before you know it, they have passed out........And party boys are ever ready with preeqs always on Automatic mode, looking for such a drunk lady to devour with their raging deeks already standing tall like the rocks of Gibraltar at the birthday party.....

Next, they have started donating sperms of different viscosity in her puna.....It happened to three different teenagers within my neighborhood.....

When they are high on Redlabel or Mac dowells and they were able to regain themselves the following day, they would discover the following that:

1. They missed their period
2. They lost their phones..
3. They lost their Handbags
4. They lost their pants....


Imagine Op girlfriend dey talk say when she got drunk and her Ex bf came over, she was not sure whether sex romp really take place.....And yet you wake up without pants!!!!.......Guyz can you imagine that!!! Maybe na my ancestors come remove the pants carry am go.... Tueh!!!!!
lolz
Health › Re: Jilted Lover Commits Suicide In Kano By Stabbing Himself To Death by officialfestus(m): 8:45pm On Jul 25, 2020
His heart is weak
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 9:39pm On Jul 24, 2020
Carbon2Oxide:
Wolf of Wallstreet
thanks bro... I deeply appreciate
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 9:38pm On Jul 24, 2020
tradepunter:
OK, but is the USSD option safe? Because I remembered sporty bet asking my for BVN and I found it very awkward since BVN is a personal thing... So I declined giving them my BVN.
ussd is safer
Politics › Re: Anambra Police Receives New Helicopter For Surveillance (Photos) by officialfestus(m): 9:35pm On Jul 24, 2020
Ikeast:
The kind of police we av in NIGERIA don't deserve helicopter....
well said bro
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 4:26pm On Jul 24, 2020
tradepunter:
Please guys I have been reading comments on people's account been hacked via sporty bet... Especially those who credited their account via master card...

I used GTBANK USSD code for my deposit. Am in any way in danger of getting hacked..

The thing is all those complaints are on nairaland... Should I close down my sporty bet account? Because am shit scared right now.
it's better to have a separate savings account without debit card
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2020
JackDaAlienz:
The name of the movie is Yahoo Yahoo Boys Part 2
huh Must you comment
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 4:10pm On Jul 24, 2020
Who knows the title of this m*vie please?

Politics › Re: President Buhari Wears Face-mask In Mali (photo) by officialfestus(m): 2:44pm On Jul 23, 2020
tofolo:
He has started with the travelings lipsrsealed....
covid fruit
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 2:25pm On Jul 23, 2020
kiss
Politics › Re: Edo: Charles Ude Drags APC To Court, Seeks Ize-iyamu’s Disqualification by officialfestus(m): 8:54am On Jul 23, 2020
Esama birthday na September,make them invite ize iyamu again make he still use him mouth vomit rubbish wey go make am lose the election kiss

Properties › Re: Interior Designs In Nigeria (photos) by officialfestus(m): 8:47am On Jul 23, 2020
Marveworld:
OK sir. But just in case you give it a second thought to try our services chat us on whatsapp
alright
Health › Re: 543 New COVID-19 Cases, 138 Discharged And 8 Deaths On July 22 - (4068 Tested) by officialfestus(m): 12:22am On Jul 23, 2020
kozmokaz:
It is real guys ... don’t play with this

My dad is gone embarassed cry cry
my condolences
Properties › Re: Interior Designs In Nigeria (photos) by officialfestus(m): 12:09am On Jul 23, 2020
Marveworld:
It doesn't cost' too' much sir
you'll not understand
Properties › Re: Interior Designs In Nigeria (photos) by officialfestus(m): 9:23pm On Jul 22, 2020
Money cry
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Rx 350 2010 Or Toyota Venza 2010 by officialfestus(m): 8:24pm On Jul 22, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright... ogbeni your money don come.make them clear road for you..I don first talk am say nor be stone we niggarrrz dey cook..na beans and very soon he go don... Dangote go hear word...we must break Dangote record
Ogbeni go for Rx 350 anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Na this Rx 350 i want try double my huzzle make i buy for mumsy before August ending...
But Bros op if you get money you fit still collect the two

Although i get Voltron(first pics) and venza( second pics) but me must buy that Rx350...then my sisters go dey use the Voltron...
legit matters
Phones › Re: Don't Be Decieved! Tecno Is Better Than Samsung (Photos) by officialfestus(m): 11:12am On Jul 21, 2020
opera1:
Don't becieved, even Top Tecno managerz or marketerz or ambassedorz are not using Tecno.
TECNO IS ONLY MET FOR FARMERZ, WOMEN,"LADIES" OLD MEN & WOMEN.
Science/Technology › Re: How To Activate Airtel 2gb For N200 And 5gb For N1000 by officialfestus(m): 10:56pm On Jul 20, 2020
adexbkw:
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNAIJA: Rebecca Nengi First House Mate To Hit 100k Followers On Instagram by officialfestus(m): 2:22pm On Jul 20, 2020
Followers wey man pikin dey find to take hustle... This life no balance
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by officialfestus(m): 1:45pm On Jul 20, 2020
Anthonyo15:
BENIN STUDY CENTRE STUDENTS

Statement of results is available at Benin study centre.

You are to provide your clearance form and ID card.

Go to Mr Bayo's office.
otenwen
Agriculture › Re: Please Help! My Chicks Legs Are Getting Bent Day By Day!! by officialfestus(m): 1:36pm On Jul 20, 2020
Same happened to my chick,couldn't bear the side talks from neighbors until I flexed all out of anger... The money invested in it was wasted cry
Family › Re: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by officialfestus(m): 1:23pm On Jul 20, 2020
TonyeBarcanista:
You threatened to beat your father? shocked
enough is enough bro... I see for the man hand no b small
Family › Re: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by officialfestus(m): 8:42am On Jul 20, 2020
masterflowx:
I could remember vivily, year 1998 was the last time I received serious beating from my dad. I was in SS2 then. I nearly die that that self... Just because I stole 12kilo of his cocoa to do big boy. Upon working inside about 10 acres of cocoa farm someone can't steal in peace.
you dad na boss now if he still dey farm oh
Family › Re: At What Age Did Your Parents Stop Flogging You? by officialfestus(m): 8:27am On Jul 20, 2020
2017 when I was 19,but as at today I'm the alpha male at home.....height favour me as I be 6ft 6inches tall and they exercise most times,guyman be Wan try himself last year I just tell am say I go beat am like my age mate.... Since then he dey salute me like military man
Business › Re: Lady Invites A Native-Doctor To Fight Bank For Wrongly Debiting Her (Video) by officialfestus(m): 8:42pm On Jul 19, 2020
Viking007:
Hwfa?
I'm good man, happy Sunday
Education › Re: 200MB Data Urgently Needed. by officialfestus(m): 8:41pm On Jul 19, 2020
Issiijay:
Wow
This is nice of you sir and I wouldn't mind if I can get blessed too
So bad that I need data too
MTN number: 0903 371 6621
Thanks and more blessings
huh
Business › Re: Lady Invites A Native-Doctor To Fight Bank For Wrongly Debiting Her (Video) by officialfestus(m): 8:38pm On Jul 19, 2020
Viking007:
Almost everyone in this country is frustrated.cheesy
https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofl.gif
bossman
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Wizkid At 30: “You Are A Legend And The Greatest Of All Time” by officialfestus(m): 11:37am On Jul 17, 2020
grin
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 14 by officialfestus(m): 5:29am On Jul 16, 2020
Annie001:
Don't buy now Bitcoin is high
Wait till it falls back
thanks for the info
Education › Re: WASSCE: South-West States To Reopen Schools by officialfestus(m): 9:58pm On Jul 15, 2020
Angelinastto:
All I want is for universities to resume, home is tiring angry
dey your lane abeg

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