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Romance › Re: She Said I Should Stop Calling Her At Night by Offpoint1: 8:37am On Jul 03, 2021
I personally detest calls, don't call me unless it's an emergency. Any call not business related that's longer than 3 minutes irritates me.

Don't call me at night and don't call me early in the morning.


Let her be and respect her decision.
Romance › Re: Do You Have Secrets You've Vowed To Take To The Grave? by Offpoint1:
Iniobong34:
Lol, d only secret dat i hv was me while awake pretendin 2 b asleep jst 2 hear mumy and dady doing d do at night, back den grin
This is no secret bro, unless rich kids who grew up in their parents houses with different rooms... The rest of us who shared apartments with our parents are guilty of this sin.

E no go better for bunk bed...
Romance › Re: Why Is Mark Zuckerberg This Terrible And Ridiculous by Offpoint1: 7:42am On Jul 03, 2021
NobleDeSage001:
You could have appealed the illegal ban. The Facebook/Instagram ban happens automatically in most cases once their AI algorithm detects a perceived threat to their ToS. If you appeal, they will restore it. Facebook have banned me severally and each time I appeal and warn them to restrict their AI from playing with my account.
AI was suppose to mean "Artificial intelligence" Not Artificial idiot... Even an AI on oshogbo weed wouldn't had detected a female gown as health products.

I appealed 3 times and no replies from them. The moment I got pissed and slammed them they banned me permanently, I just switched to Google ads and it's far better than FB ad.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: In Need Of After Effect Tutorial Within Abuja by Offpoint1: 12:47am On Jul 03, 2021
sirZoulahy:
Please if you reside in Ibadan Oyo State and you have knowledge of Adobe after effect, please call or chat me on WhatsApp for more discussion.
Can take you in Lagos
Romance › Re: Why Is Mark Zuckerberg This Terrible And Ridiculous by Offpoint1: 12:42am On Jul 03, 2021
I abandoned Facebook since the year I placed an ad for female dresses and Facebook banned my ad account claiming I was selling health products. When did women gown becomes healthy product?
Romance › Re: Do You Have Secrets You've Vowed To Take To The Grave? by Offpoint1: 12:33am On Jul 03, 2021
Yeah, I do.

If I share then what's the "SECRET" in it?
Romance › Re: Have You ''chopped'' Your School Fee Before? by Offpoint1: 12:27am On Jul 03, 2021
Bought SEGA with my school fees, bought ps1 again with my school fees... Wasn't allowed to write exams... I repeated ss1 twice because of game addiction.
Business › Re: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by Offpoint1: 11:54am On Jul 02, 2021
Kooldon:
The female gender has more than 85% success rate in this, cos they will be feeding off men
I owe you a crate of beer.....I do
Christianity Etc › Re: My Confusion About God And The Scriptures. by Offpoint1: 7:09pm On Jul 01, 2021
udoji2021:
Sorry. I don't get your point
The point is Eve hard sex with the devil, then went on to have sex with Adam at almost the same interval and that sex is the popular "Fruit"

Devil has no power to posses human, so the only way to gain entrance is to deposit his seed in human.

After Eve had sex with the devil and went on to have sex with Adam, she conceived 2 kids (She had twins) from two fathers... (Make a research and you'll find out a woman can carry twins with different father)

Why did God rejected Kane offering? No pastor can tell you the reason, they'll tell you Kane gave bad offerings. The offering rejection has nothing to do with what Cain offered, but because Cain wasn't a child from Adam, but a son of God's enemy.

The first evil perpetrated on humanity was carried out by the Devil son's Cain.

There are more to Biblical stories you can't understand.
Celebrities › Re: Ben Bruce And Genevieve Nnaji Picture That Got Fans Talking by Offpoint1: 8:38am On Jul 01, 2021
are they b....?
Food › Re: Nobody Goes To The Market These Days With A Budget by Offpoint1: 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2021
Omawumi17:
I cant even remeber the last time i went to the market to stock food. Na unit i dey buy 4 mama oma shop. Wetin man go do now... I wanted to eat spaghetti, and i spent up to 600 without protein o. Who ll adopt me 4 here?
If you see adoptor, abeg carry me along... E jor
Romance › Re: Big Gen For Sale. Brand New And Giveaway Price by Offpoint1: 8:21pm On Jun 30, 2021
Stevyne:
Na nonsense you they cap grin
cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Heat Wave Grips Canada, US; Scores Dead by Offpoint1: 9:18am On Jun 30, 2021
donnie:
Forget all that propaganda.... it's JUDGEMENT.

Revelation 16:8-9
[8]And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
[9]And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.
Did the report told you the sun has increased its temperature? Make una dey get sense.

You quoted the Bible verse that talks about four angel pouring out vial upon the sun... And you still lack the common sense to know the report isn't talking about sun increasing its temperature, rather heatwave were trapped in those atmosphere.

Make una get sense, reading Bible alone is not enough.. You need sense to understand what you read.
Romance › Re: Big Gen For Sale. Brand New And Giveaway Price by Offpoint1: 8:54am On Jun 30, 2021
Stevyne:
You be Ediot!!!
25k for that gen. Talaka
Aboki shey you know how much I buy full car engine for Ladipo? If I fit buy engine for 34k, wetin be gen wey I no fit buy with 25k Including delivery? Gen wey I fit buy 10k for Oshodi under-bridge...
Romance › Re: Big Gen For Sale. Brand New And Giveaway Price by Offpoint1: 11:26pm On Jun 29, 2021
25k including delivery fee... If you agree reach out to me ASAP.
Phones › Re: Let's See Your Phone Home-screen (screenshot) by Offpoint1: 6:19pm On Jun 29, 2021
Kenturkey048:
Mine
Abeg help me with that pics
Sports › Re: Mbappe Apologises For Penalty Loss: "To Sleep Will Be Difficult" by Offpoint1: 6:11pm On Jun 29, 2021
Polisher652:
Shey dah wan epp me ??
Instead of spamming nairalander daily for WhatsApp numbers... Come let me give you millions of active Nigerians whatsapp.
Romance › Re: Betrayal: My Friend Went Ahead To Date A Guy That Was Wooing Me by Offpoint1: 4:09pm On Jun 29, 2021
Rozcol:
Yes I had to end my friendship with my once very good friend because she saw nothing wrong in dating someone who used to be so interested in me, that I turned him down isn't enough reason for her to date him

There are so many other guys she can date and it shows the guy does not genuinely love her else he wouldn't have come for me in the first place.

I don't think it's cool for a close friend to go ahead and date someone who was once interested in her friend, its betrayal and also a sign that she doesn't know and respect boundaries and that's dangerous to me, such friends are not to be trusted. She can stab you at the back when you least expect.

Now she's telling people that I'm selfish and petty for having issues with her decision to date the so called guy. What do you think?
I understand your pain dear... You wanted the poor guy to keep chasing all year while you continue with your Hard-To-Get attitude.... Your friend saw opportunity and grabbed it and now you are in "sivia" pain
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Bows Out Of Euro 2020 After Belgium Defeated Portugal by Offpoint1: 1:52pm On Jun 28, 2021
Coca cola don visit ijebu ode grin
Romance › Re: How Long Is Too Long For A Relationship? by Offpoint1:
Minimum 7 years and maximum 15 years...

Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is This USA Conference Invitation Genuine? by Offpoint1: 1:14pm On Jun 28, 2021
This one na old method naw....

The scammer never update him template, like Nigeria police report "Superior fire arm" "Escaped with gunshot" grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Long Would I Be Jailed For If I Fought Someone At Work? by Offpoint1: 1:14pm On Jun 28, 2021
Me I can beat anybody anywhere o... Church, Mosque, Market, Office, Transit, Bus Stop, On A boat or Ferry, At funeral, Wedding, Birthday, Naming ceremony, Interview... ANYWHERE you do pass yourself, you go collect.
Crime › Re: Armed Robber, Fowlboy, Shot Dead In Delta State by Offpoint1: 8:23am On Jun 28, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
Why is it that police always make this same particular statement
"Other members of the gang escaped with Bullet Wounds"
Na template, until someone sensible update that template... Naso we go dey see am till infinity.
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Caught Eating Faeces From WC In Osun State (Disturbing Video) by Offpoint1: 8:19am On Jun 28, 2021
ford101:
good morning please can we talk.pls send me a message on my email asopada3@gmail.com please �
You wan learn yahoo? Alaye you better acquire a digital skill... It'll pay you daily that yahoo.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please I Need Your Advice by Offpoint1: 5:41pm On Jun 27, 2021
uzomanny:
saying he can't learn anything tangible from YouTube is one BIG FAT LIE angry
Dude just want to sell his videos and ebooks... People are funny.
Sports › Re: Tour De France Hit By "Worst Crash Ever Seen" After "Idiot" Bumps Into Cyclist by Offpoint1: 7:57pm On Jun 26, 2021
PlayMaker14:
That "Idiot" can be likened to one popular Buhari Media Cow in this forum who's notorious for grilling dead vulture meats for unsuspecting victims.


When a vast majority of Nairalanders are cycling forward for a better Nigeria, the renowned vulture meat entrepreneur will come out with his "Darling Daddy Cardboard" to disrupt us 10yrs backward.
Lol, the moment I saw the heading.. That guy was the first person that comes to my mind and now I see your comment... Just LOL
Romance › Re: I Caught Her Red Handed But She Said She Was Doing It For Me by Offpoint1: 9:12am On Jun 26, 2021
PENNYSWAP:
Greetings guys ..

I’m in an emotional trauma right now. This girl I have been dating , I want to marry and I have gone to her place and did a few of things my hand could afford traditionally .. I’m hoping to do the rest by Xmas .

She is a new graduate and she told me to open a side business for her to make small small change instead of being idle.

I told her to give me small time to save up money .

There is this guy she always talks about that is a yahoo boy and has plenty money , long story short , she came to my house last weekend , we were discussing, I wanted to use her phone and play 9ja ludo but she insisted on not giving me the phone .. she held the phone , turned her back after pressing it for long she gave it to me .

I angrily seized the phone , told her I bought the phone and sim that I’m seizing it.

We later settle and she slept early hours of the nxt day , I woke up brought her phone and it was on plane mood , I removed it from plane mood and a text msg came in from some guy .

I went to her WhatsApp to check the guy out and behold , she blocked the number on WhatsApp.

I unblocked the number and sent him message first , we started chatting , the guy was saying how he loves her and all that shit and the money he sent her to open up a side business.

I woke her up , confronted her and she said she did it for me since I was wasting time to raise money for her , she had to take it from her class mate , the said yahoo guy .

That she’s sorry not to tell me about it since .

She said I should allow her answer the guys calls so that she can get more money from the guy. I agreed and gave her the go ahead but she promised that she won’t allow any man see her unclothedness aside me her husband to be.

My mind has been heating up , why she lied to me and hid something of this nature to me .

The other mind is telling me to impregnate her then dump her when she’s 6 months pregnant that if I leave her now , the guy might take over and I will be the mugu here .

Guys what do I do , I need to wicked this girl I swear , my mind is boiling

Some one I have done 45% of her dowry is doing this to me . Kai I be mugu Oooooo

I need advise from real niggaz
Impregnate her and leave her? What manner of foolishness is that?

A woman betrayed you and you want your own child, blood and flesh to suffer the consequences of her mother's sin?

You're not very wise.
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: New Infrastructure To Crash 1GB Data Price To ₦390 by Offpoint1: 8:58am On Jun 26, 2021
[quote author= post=103102885]Good governance.

This is part of the change we voted for.

Supporters of criminals, thieves, losers and looters whp are sad and bitter about this good news can go and .....[/quote]Buhari ass sniffer, data has been selling for N300 for years... What are they crashing? I've been buying data at N240 from my vendor for 3 years now.
Politics › Re: Niger Delta Officials Sold 6 Vehicles Worth ₦90 Million For ₦2 Million In 2015 by Offpoint1: 8:43am On Jun 26, 2021
That's characteristics of thieves, they stole your valuables and sell it at the most demeaning prices known to mankind.


......
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If you're interested in learning Graphics and printing... You can reach out to me too.

Send a WhatsApp message via the contact on my signature.

Thanks
Crime › Re: CCTV Footage Of Chidinma & Usifo Ataga At Restaurant Before She Killed Him by Offpoint1: 11:56am On Jun 25, 2021
DonroxyII:
Imagine, People will think Father and Daughter catching up not knowing that fvcking dude is a womb shifter ....

When you are having sex with a girl that's not wet nor in the mood (Mentally connected to the sex) , it's as if you are slaughtering her ... She responded in like terms ...

How can a 50s be having sex with 21yo ... There Brain and Maturity is far apart and you are smoking SK and Loud and Beer with a Depressed girl from a broken Home ... an Introvert ....

I'm on Moral basis here not Legal Basis ...

She will get Manslaughter, few years in prison if she proof she was raped after she said No .. she should return his money back ...

That girl should go to Rehab and repent ...

That dude has a case with God now ...
I have a feeling you are part of the syndicate... You ain't innocent

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