₦airaland Forum

illicit:
Stammering is a communicable thing, not exactly hereditary....

He just emulates you, maybe you should let him stay with another family where nobody stutters

Stammering communicable? 😂 Una funny for this Nairaland.

Stammering is purely hereditary disability that can be corrected with a good speech therapist.

Let me think of what 40 characters I can give seun to make him happy.

Coming into the world without mom is already a disaster for you... If the baby themselves can choose, they will choose not be saved.


If we were consulted before coming to this world, 90% of us wouldn't choose to come.

Nothing in this world is worth us coming.
Men created money to comfort themselves from reality.

Vinnie2000:
OP,
Please differentiate between Invincible and Invisible.

Which do you mean,

bcus the picx u posted is saying invisible.

For Invisible, I will enter Aso Rock and give a Hard Blow to Tinimbu's blockus.
So that he can feel the pains Nigerians are passing thru.

Hard blow abi kpai dey werey and put smiles on millions of people face the next day when announcement is made

YeyeGbami:
2 Airports inside this Lagos, okay laa make we dey obs.

Nigeria government are just focusing everything on Lagos, the smallest state in the whole of country. In 50 years time, the population will explode and it'll becomes a disaster

IbnB:
Not even his dad is worth a billion dollars, he's talking rubbish

Aswear... E wan tell us sey him papa na trillionaire?

MrIcredible:
Na so billion dollars easy so?

Dey der dey brag mumu brag

How much your papa even get?

Dude doesn't know a billion dollar is a trillion+ naira.

Him papa worth 1 trillion?

Brahamimo:
As long as you're remembering friends and families, God will continue to bless and replenish you. Life isn't easy on the orphans

Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏

40 more characters needed for simple question that requires one line of answer?

6k per day on food
30k internet
15k NEPA bill
5k airtime
20-50k as gift to friends and family.

That's 250-280k

Only human of all animals thinks sex is something special or sacred.


Nature grant all animals/living creatures sex for procreation, no deal or any sacred shxt attached.

Sex doesn't bring you good luck or bad luck, sex only brings you babies.
Sex related diseases are all men creation in the lap to manage population.

Nothing as pre-marital or extra-marital sex. Sex is sex and you're ready to have once your natural biological sexual clock has ticked.

Waist beads waist beads needs 15 more characters

123readygo:
I promised someone 100k today but things didn’t go as planned for me and I sent 50k.
The only response I got was, ‘thank you’.
Me no send anything again because I wanted to give more later

Person sey make I loan am 50k, I tell am I no dey lend people money because na story go end. Only thing I fit do na to dash 25k, make e hustle dey remaining.

I send am 25k, e no even acknowledge or say thank you... I no ask am anything, a week later I ask am e say e see am.... Na dey last conversation I get with am be that

Factcheck0001:
guy

It is real, that is the reality.

Life is more spiritual than what many of u see on social media, when it comes to celestial n cherubim oga no b joke.

If na dem run matter for u to bless your hustle, if dem Dey do auction for candle u better rush buy am if not u will lose all the money their blessings gave u.

This is not nollywood film but reality of spirituality.

I get guy wey dey run celestial church parole, he gives his prophet 20% of whatever he makes without being greedy.

The day we run level n he collect 4m, na for my eye e do 800k straight to d prophet.

Many of u don't know anything

Na una type be the gullible dem dey feast on... Spiritual my blakazz.

Why dem no run am for demsef? Make una dey jonz

SeeWahala:
No it actually thought I was a thief or something because that flight it was making was a usual route for it and all the times it had been flying over our roof it had never come across a human bent down low hiding on that roof so seeing me that very day was something new and unusual for it.

That's why it was warning ⚠️ everyone and everything around of my presence there. Assuming I had a weapon or maybe stones or a catapult I would have dealt with it but alas I only had my hands and I couldn't scream and shout at it because it would also give away my position the straw that broke the camels back was when they became 5 in number dive-bombing me repeatedly

That bird just messed me up that day and worse it a spoiled my perfectly good hiding spot forever and I couldn't dodge there anymore because that's the first place my people will go to search for me whenever I did something bad and was missing

Very terrible birds

😂 🤣 Glad there was no weapon with you that day, because if you had harmed it... Your problem would had multiple for long time 🤣

SeeWahala:
Ahhh this bird

We call it Pastor Bird in my village because of its white patch around its neck.
I believe it's a local version of Crow or maybe Raven I don't know but truly that bird is very intelligent.

TRUE STORY

There was a time I did something very bad at home and needed to dodge from my daddy for the day, it was a Saturday and since I couldn't escape out the front door through the gate I decided to climb the manhole and go to the rooftop where we keep our water (geepee) tank.

I sneaked up there without any of my siblings knowing as I didn't want anybody 'kobalizing' me , I got up on the platform where the tank was and proceeded to hide there till the family thought I had escaped out the compound one way or the other.

I hadn't stayed there for up to 30mins before one of these pastor birds was flying overhead and spotted me and began making very loud 'Caw - Caw - Caw' sounds . . . It was pissing me off because it just kept circling overhead and making the noises. I will wave my hands wildly at it to shoo it off and it will fly to a neighbors roof and perch. When I bent back down to hide it will fly over me again and start making its 'Caw - Caw - Caw' noise and I will start looking for how to pursue it away again by flailing my hands wildly.

This went on back and forth for like 1 hours and then it flew away and I was Happy thinking it had gone for good . . . Only for it to return in another 10mins with 4 of its buddies

Let's just say, my dad later caught me on top the roof and brought me down and gave me the beating of my life that day.

Funny thing is, for one week after that day these same birds were always coming to my compound to check on me to see if I was available for another round of whatever 'play' they thought I was playing with them

Very bad and stubborn things 😔

He actually thought you were in danger, maybe trap and needed help. It was calling for help for you

Haydens:
I'm not sure if I will even marry because what girls nowadays are doing, they don't even worth dating how much more marriage.

I'll find like 3 different girl pregnant them, then settle them once my children are born. I'll be happy and eager to train my children by myself only without sharing it with anyone. I can't even trust children with girls.

3 kids from different... Nice path you're setting for them 🤦‍♂️

shivisee:
The governor has done nothing wrong, we just have some set of disgruntled losers that are not happy with people in government !

Some of una ehn... I shook my head in disbelief when I read some trash una dey write.

When you become victim tomorrow, I hope you'll make same statement.

Nuts... Chin for kids

Dude should go back to school, marriage shouldn't be his agenda for now.


Marriage is beyond being financially stable.

DrChukki:
There's something I want to understand please, why is US not sending them back to their country of origin?

Their country of origin reject them lol

DAramis:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The guy made one of the most dumbest move ever. Getting married now complicates his simple life of building his career and exploring a little of his life as a teen or early 20s years.

Anyway, he should not come to social media to cry in the future

He will learn the hard way.

Ronaldo till date refused to wed his girlfriend, this one wanna toll rough path.

Typing why and why I stopped... Seventeen characters.


I hate noise and public gathering.


Most importantly, I want to hear devil's side of the stories.

Hisroyalbadmeat:
Just go to your bank, print out the statement, the POS where they withdrew the money can be located, arrest the operator,he or she must have been doing business with them, from there they will get the officers,

Arrest POS agent for what? Are you on D?

BaseComplexiti:
More updates?

From experience... Nope!

We're getting it because of the unlimited data offers

LeeSmart:
I still wonder how roaches finds it way to y'all kitchen/pot of soup.

Unless you don't have raw food at home, no cupboards or drawers in your kitchen. Or maybe you fumigate your house on monthly basis.

These creatures will always find their ways into your home if you have the aforementioned.

TheNobleProphet:
Which state in America is he talking about?

The place he is describing is the far hinterland in the US and most times they have drivable roads connecting them to the nearest towns.

I can bet such roads are like 2% if not less than in the whole of America!

Make the guy go rest because it will take Ghana like 5000 years to near America for infrastructural development!

Dem go fire and deport that guy... Watch out.

They should remove the useless limits... They shouldn't dictate how I spend my money.

As for Fintech, their greed will kpai them

Nistfrank:
Addiction is 2nd nature, very hard to quit, very very hard, mine is sports betting but I have decided to quit although I have tried many times but failed, am a married man with kids but I sold my plasma tv for 50k use the money to play bet9ja and still lost the money, each time my kids put music on home theatre and look on the wall for the pictures I cry in my heart....u see I was thinking that gambling will make me win millions and give my family a better life but hell no it destroyed me more, am in so much debt now, whenever my phone rings fear catches me.....my brother u see bad addiction is very evil

Addiction is terrible... As of betting, it requires discipline. I play Sportybet and I made 20k daily, that's my target. I don't play footballs, only casino and twice per day.

Gambling will destroy you if you're not disciplined and know when to quit.

Righteousness2:
You keep crying and wailing on ISRAEL due to a Lack of Knowledge of GOD and HIS Word, the Bible.
Probably you are one of these so called Christianity by Religion name or church goer without the knowledge of GOD and HIS Word.

When you Truly and Genuinely know JESUS CHRIST, you will know HIS Word, HIS Program and HIS Chosen Nation ISRAEL.

Person claimed they used "Ocult power and jinn" you dey whine yourself sey na God dem use.

I doubt if you don't take hard drugs... I doubt

If you don't have an addict as close person in your contact, you don't know what God has done for you. I have 2 as friends.

Addicts are the only people I know will beg money from you, if you give them today they will LITERALLY ask you again the next day or worse case scenario 2 days after. They call and text you from all know platforms and medium (one once email me when I blocked him on all social media)


On what to do... YOU CAN'T HELP an addict on your own, it's way beyond you.
Take him to rehab and hope for the best.