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simpleseyi:
Na so we grow up dey see and hear about big Nyansh ooooo. Even my wife, na one of my female partners in crime said “Seyi, look at that girl’s Nyansh”. Na so we start am. 5 years after, we were married, and 11 years after marriage, we still dey together, but the Nyansh no dey like before

😂 Your wife dey behave like my girl.

This girl no go let me, once I visit her shop... I go busy dey work this girl go just run come call me "Babe! Babe! Coma and see nyansh! Omo if I be guy I for sample am" everytime na she dey call my attention to nyansh and me no be nyansh guy... My fetish na smooth/glowing legs, if you get spotless legs omo I go sell my properties for you 😂 nothing concern me with nyansh... Pointed breast better pass nyansh

Lol extortion point right?

I dey vex this morning...


Cut one denied me 12m this morning, game I dey nurture for 5 days now, sporty no gree give cashout... Ogun kee dem

Valuepaints20:
The followers will make her more money than the 500k

Explain how? Being followed by anybody don't make you shxt, neither will it increase her followers.

Best decision woulda been to tagged her.

Parydelegate:
She go regret her decision if she no blow. That her friend go laff her taya.

I think she made the right choice...its high time we look beyond monetary gains but people will still choose to be paid to vote for those greedy politician and mortgage their future. 2 years down the line dy will start shouting epipawa.

There's absolutely nothing to gain by being followed by whoever.... Requesting to be tag is more beneficial

Ambiibro:
Your eyes want dey lie for you abi 😂🤣. This is real bro

Children of nowadays... See yeye growth... Our time 20 years old never even near like this in growth

AchrafHakimi:
Aircrafts can run on one engine without issues

The captain must be another agbado-bred quota system graduate of Oluwole Institute of Aeronautical Engineering.

You didn't read the write up? Engine failure is different from an engine that's on fire... The last thing you need on a plane is fire.

SA have highest subscribers, but Nigeria have highest streamers, if you know you know

Edoreborn:
Sat down with one man like that,,he owns such factory and was even boasting how he send nafdac officials away anytime they show because he has little connection

Bought palm oil last weekend to cook, this is a soup I spent over 15k (Afang Soup) unknown to me it's chemical and colouring they sold to me. I didn't even know, until I poured the so called oil into the soup, soup turn deep red. I checked the oil can, then I realized there's serious issues. I got a boil of water, poured a spoon of the oil and shxt mixed with water instead of floating, few seconds the entired water turn deep red like I was making Zobo.
You don't wanna know how it taste when I tried tasting the oil, I had to brush twice that night and I poured away the whole soup.

I just sat down imagining at what cost and length humans will go to make money? even At the detriment of innocence lives.
Imagine the health implications of consuming these things.

I don't do religion, but it's bullshit to shove Gsyism on something but don't want someone to shove their religion on you, that's madness.

You want to practice your belief, but don't want me to practice mine... Make it make sense

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No such thing as "True color", all living creatures have different types of behaviors and it's all shown on circumstances.

Kobojunkie:
These unbelievable stories again? 😩😩😩😩😩

Weak from what fumes? I don't believe the boy's story. Unless they were already dead from CO or some other poison, when folks inhale fumes , it usually causes them to cough for breath and seek ways to escape the discomfort not lie there waiting for the flames to finish them off.

Dey story no clear...

How can solar panel spark fire at 2am when there's no sun to generate electricity? It's SOLAR panel and not LUNAR panel

Wetin Abia need airport for? There's airports in the neighboring states.

Imagine how much is the cost, that should be running in trillion.


There's something evilly wrong with a black man.

Concealing the identity of the such a ridiculous thief shows Nigeria government don't considered stealing billions/trillion by politicians and elites as serious crime.

RealGandalf:
You just can't label a whole company as criminals just like that.

I wonder why Nairaland mods refuse to ban that guy. There comments he made here if others try it they'll get banned for months

50b ➗ 1k = 50m

Nice one, but Bar ke? Bar is for drunkards and smokers.

They should start with that Fxxking GTB, those bastards said they upgraded but seems they upgraded to the worse service ever.

You can't make transactions when you want, the one that manages to go through your receiver won't get the funds and no reversal until you visit their branch and wait days after.

Once you dial their USSD, wether it loads or not N6.98 will be deducted, whether transactions is successful or not.
Visit all their social media platforms, 99% comments are complains.

I don't know what the heck is wrong with Nigeria commercial banks, look at mobile banks of yesterday doing wonders.

MTN have increased their data and calls tariffs silently, I've been observing for over a month. Before N200 on MTN PULSE Plan can make me 16 minutes call, but now it's 9-10 minutes.

Can't it refine fuel?

princepee:
I swear mad people full this platform.
For your mental health, don't bring your issues to nairaland.
If this man is not strong he may start doubting his wife.

The seed is saw already, no matter how strong he is... His mind has been feed and won't remain the same.

He should have posted this on his social media page and not public forum.

SINisSIN:
I want my wife to stop taking pepsi. This woman can drink 3 bottles of pepsi everyday.

Seems you no wan live long...

dkidd:
My dad is more alive than U. So U bring Ur useless pawpaw head let me test it with my English B. Idiot child. Don't go and learn how the world truly works, be there forming fake woke odeh

Great! He's alive. Let's prove this argument.
Tell me your state of residence, let's arrange time and date.

Getting a police is not a problem for me, any state you are I will be there.
I want to learn how the world works with proven evidence and not some made up stories and tales

dkidd:
Lol I didn't want to respond but Ur stupidity is too smelling to ignore. The person in question is my dad and this happened while I was still young. I know what and what was done when he finally came home. FYI there's a difference between buying muyen and the natural follow come own that runs in certain families. U will forever be an ignorant African man. Mugu!
Lol U think say we do muyen reach whites or is it Asians. U are a real fool. Educate urself illiterate. Start from here if U like.

https://www.pewresearch.org/religion/2023/12/07/spirituality-among-americans/

It was your father and you were young, did you see the bullet hit his head?

No need to argue sef, I'm glad he's your father... If he's still alive, let's run experiment.
I will arrange a policeman to shot at him at close range with Ak47... Discuss this with him let's prove your claim is truth.

15k x 30 = 450k feeding only

dkidd:
Oga stfu. There are spiritual dimensions to everything and black African power is real. Even Ur doctors and scientists are aware but U dumb fools forming woke who knows nothing always want to act like U know it all. Where U there to know no autopsy was carried out? Have u not heard of someone being terribly ill but the doctors can't find anything wrong with them? I know someone who assassins attempted to murder and make it look like robbery gone wrong. He was shot in the head point blank. This is a very wealthy man. They left him for dead and took his brand new regular Benz back in the days only for him to get up and walk away later. I personally have experienced Black African power myself in many ways. U and Ur likes are the real unintelligent fools. The western people U copy do not disbelieve in it but rather they genuinely investigate it and delve into it to understand what is behind it. The same western people U fools copy practice and even believe in it too. Who never enter plane go ordinary Cotonou go dey claim to know too much. Americans practice spiritism a lot. I'm not talking about the famous people but Ur everyday ones. I have friends and families who are 100% Americans scattered all over so I know what I'm saying. Una too dey mumu. You're just an ignorant fool

Cover your mouth first, spit dey pour.

All the rubbish you chunk out is validate your mental enslavement.
You were there when he got shot in the head, or there was a video evidence he got shot in the head and the bullet hit him.

There are lots who survived headshot and has nothing to do with your juju... Totally depends where/what the bullet hit in your head, the range and weapon.

Mental laziness gives birth to your "Juju"... Do you see how advanced the whites are? Because they're not mentally lazy to arrived at "spiritism"

If your disease can't be detected you met the wrong doctors. There disease that takes more than 10 years before they meet the right doctor's who understands it or went into research for years before understanding it, but you lazy mofos won't make any effort, rather y'all will conclude it's "Juju"
There are what they call "rare diseases"

Yarimo how far... Come and do your job.

Make France no giam loan o, na lie baba dey lie

Ramirezkhay:


See wetin we still dy talk..

Na this Yesterday the Bros die

Cause of dead "Juju" no autopsy, no further investigation... That's why Africa remains backwards.. Very unintelligent and lazy folks.

More pathetic is young generations like you folks still grew up carrying the same mentality of your ancestors.

Ramirezkhay:


Be like Ado (small gourd) na Joke to you

All this woke pipu sef!
You Don see where incantations close open ant hole before?

You Don see where rain dy fall heavily wey e no touch some pipu body before wey dem no use Umbrella

Story! Na "hear" you hear all, just like you and me.

Technology has given us the ability to record videos for the past 50+ and for the past 15 years, we've had a recording devices in our hands and yet no single evidence.

No don't be deceive, I know what's up.