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emmy512:
Marketers well done ooo

Walahi... I go through the comments, everyone dey mention Oraimo spacebud.

See Oraimo marketing strategy 😂 🤣

What's feared feared?

You hardly see any Nigerian boarding boat with life jacket, Lagos is the only state that takes water safety little bit serious.

All, depending on weather, mood and account balance.

Stomach cramps, did she drank the oil?

She just wanna get pregnant if she's not already from another guy and wanna pin it.



By the ways... It's better she comes over during her period than during her ovulation.


E no get better for GTB the most useless bank currently

richmond500:
they don't even have what it takes to buy a PJ.
A PJ cost around $40-70m, cost of maintaining it costs around N1.7b yearly.

Nigerian artists can only buy Tesla and Lamborghini, not PJ

Some delusional fans believed Davido and wizkid owns a PJ... Forgetting Davido was only showing off his Dad jet

diamond68:
How many cars does one man need ? Demon possessed

Just keep wondering... Lack of tax is the reason.
If Nigeria tax system for the rich is like that of America they wouldn't be doing all that

geoworldedu:
Never knew Tiwa had a private jet though. Hmm.

No Nigeria artist has private jet... Buying PJ is not issues, ask what it cost for parking per day.

Before the invention of padlock, what were they locking destinies with?

Humans with stupid beliefs.

He's protecting his investment.

Thundafireseun:
I have a feeling that this drink is already in the streets of Aba

Lol, he was out before the original

I wonder how people go into petty crime... Any crime that can't make me minimum of 5 billion naira at ago, it's not worthy of me committing it.

dawnomike:
Lala does not fancy snakes anymore...

Most Nairaland don't know lala is no longer an admin/mod on Nairaland for more than 2 years now.

Na sporty my money dey...

nairavsdollars:
Hospitalized by slap? Na PowerSlap

😂 You no know lawyers again?

It will finish if it's what I call "Stationary money", but if it's "Money in motion", then... That's a joke.

Summary! If you're lodging living in an hotel of 100k per day, then your daily income should be 600k and above.

voortrekker966:
Ahhhh! The format has worked for this one. So you believe those things in the picture dropped from someone's body?

Nigerians are gullible bro, why do you think religion thrives?

Either the babalawo wan scam him family or the op wan scam Nairalanders

Try POS in market and see if you'll scavenge again

There's no how to survive Nigeria again, everything don cast.

Everybody just dey flow with the current.

Richcreed:
You are very smart buddy ,you nailed it.
I laugh whenever I read comments of some people here,supporting each side based on religious affiliation. Its all scripted, imagine Isreal calling Iran they were going to attack and Iran should not retaliate and Iran also communicating with USA about their attack like wtf!

The world is mess up, 98% of sickness is created in the lap by pharmaceutical companies and they create the cure for financial gains, leave some without cure for population control.

Kingsempires:
I didn't know about this before I didn't even know that it was because of that that I was spam

You spam and those you send those messages to reported you to WhatsApp.

Wars are scripted by World leaders in conjunction with Weaponry companies.


If it was real there won't be such thing as ceasefire, what to blow up and not to blow up.


If it has rules, then it's scripted.

You don't tell me where to punch you and how to punch you in a fight.

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Still typing...

See face.

Leave me, I still dey type because I have nothing to type 😂

Type that thing you hear by yourself

Typing

lexy2014:
Are you saying you are completely powerless outside your barracks?

Werey dey shout "come to my barracks"... He should come out in mufti and face his fellow man, man-man... After all he had trainings.

Okortor:
Come to my barracks to say this.... Indeed here's a faceless forum. Born by mistake product like you .

Look at what Nigeria government is recruiting into her military 😂

I use to think lack of equipment is the reason NA can't curtail boko haram, now I know better...

Okortor:
Were u expecting an outcome from the investigation before? U civilians will keep learning the hard way if you Keep offending military personnels...

😂 You will also learn from rag tag Bk boys.

Since unarmed civilians is where y'all flex muscle.

If most of you are not retarded you'll have know what you join the military for was to PROTECT civilians..... Read the word "PROTECT" again.

Osek:
But truth be told, why would you even think of overtaking a major general vehicle? Yes the major general was not right but as a civilian even if you did make that mistake, a simple sorry would have calm the tensions before pleading your case. The reason why I feel the general got flared up was maybe the said guy thought he could say anything or do anything and get away with it. Some people are saying in the US, can the general do such a thing? Let me make this clear to you all, even in the US when a military convoy is on transit no other vehicle is mandated to overtake it unless it's an emergency situation and the siren must be on.

SMH 🤦‍♂️
Listen to yourself, you've been victimized for so long that Abnormalities seems normal to you.

Can that your US General assault a civilian who overtook his convoy? Answer is CAPITAL NO, why is it no? MENTALITY, he doesn't feel above civilian and he respect the office of the US military.

Bestmanfornow:
Private

That's the only way that stuff can survive 2 years

advanceDNA:
Women can't stand their own BS when dished back at them.... .....
..read through the thread...they missed the sarcasm by a million light years because women only see wrong doing when it's not them doing it

Accountability is not in their dictionary 😂, some of our genders are the reasons for their entitlement.

jospepper:
Na wa oh... How can you trick someone to believe that they are pregnant.

They know they're not pregnant, they're just fooling themselves.

There's cryptic pregnancy, but max 6 months they mothers become aware.

advanceDNA:
Lol...sarcasm on steroids..


See sliding back tackle....!!!!

😂 Dude is replicating what one of Eve gender said... Her fellow were hailing her, let's see their response on this