₦airaland Forum

More like "INEC is becoming more USELESS" under APC... Or INEC has officially becomes Federal joystick.

I'm reserving my comment until presidential election, maybe the state candidates under APC had something to offer the state and indigenes chose them... As for presidential, I know better

God1000:
I am a big fan of Wizkid, he's better than the other dude.


As far as today's music is concerned in naija, Wizkid is the best among his generation

This is how I rank them in Nigeria

1. Wizkid
2. Burna Boy
3. Davido
4. Rema

However, Burna Boy is more recognized outside Nigeria than the rest

Lol you clearly enjoy nonsense.

None on your list sings anything, na natural love or herd mentality make dem popular.

Wananonly:
Saw my Ma this year bro

Saw my Pa last year

But tell us bro,

When last did you see your parents, eye ball to eye ball

Na 2015 I see my last... Na Cameroon da woman dey.

Righteousness2:
Great to see Sylvester Stallone on the Right Side.
Thank GOD there are some sane Stars in Hollywood

Why you went mute on this election unlike the last one you were ranting all over nairaland

flokii:
While I agree with some of your points, I still feel the truth should be revealed.

He took a mortgage that will take a large fraction of his monthly/annual income spread over 20 - 30 years depending on how quick he is able to fully repay his debt.
It's not as if you'll just wake up one morning, pack all your savings to buy car and build house, where will you even get such money from in 3 years?.
He should enjoy his "success" and hope not to lose his job for whatsoever reason.

Nigerians and Car... He's in a country with good public transportation, but the urge to prove "he has made it" drove him into getting a liability of a car loan.

Djoel:
This sensational drama builds the anticipation for this fight so bad. I can't wait mehn.

I will be having a very beautiful weekend if Mike beats this guy.

That guy stand no chance against Mike, unless it's a scripted fight

Peng12345:
Same question I’m asking myself. My son looks exactly like me, there was I time I took my son and wife to my village for the first time, a random woman saw us, the first thing she said was this child must be James (my father) child. I look exactly like my father

2face no need DNA test.

Na that can gene I get, I got no reason for DNA

kingsways:
Pharmaceutical companies should not be allowed to operate as businesses because they take advantage of people

Don't forget 90% of world diseases are their creation.

Kobicove:
Most of these Gen-Z generation kids are so foolish!

Extremely... The lack sense of tomorrow, they can't see beyond their noses

AbarisFather:
You are a good man

Pls I would like you to crack SRL for me. That thing is hitting me up

Which of the SRL? The betting SRL?

Thazard:
Let me be naughty.

Which of the bananas does she fears?

The yellow and vain-less Banana sir 😂

Me that literally not paying for anything except rent, food and transportation nkor?
Every other thing na crack I dey crack am. Nothing digital wey I dey pay for, feels like a a crime to pay.
Right from SS days na him I dey supply cheat codes.

If not love for humanity, Omo!

That Ebanga guy from Ikputorial Gini woulda been a better course 😂

santaclaws:
Summary: there is nothing like Palmpay loans, but Palmpay operates Flexi, which is a loan app, so 2+1 and 1+2 both equal 3... The entire write-up is just a subtle advert for the Palmpay/Flexi loan. 🙄

Nigerians, please run from these financial vampires like palmpay (flexi), okash, easemoni, etc. They are all satanic apps masquerading as financial assistance. They're out to ruin your reputation and make you work for them and pay them with all of your income. The CBN is not regulating their activities so they are taking advantage of that... AVOID LOAN APPS AT ALL COST!!!

I wonder why people use those guys for loan, when their commercial banks also offer quick loan.

Imagine taken 10k loan to pay back 16-17k in 7 days, that's day robbery.

100k loan on my bank app interest is less than 3k, while on those robbers app interest is 60k... Can you imagine the difference

Na your nyansh be that abi back?
Man nyansh no suppose smooth like that, man nyansh suppose dey hairy.

Stop shaving your nyansh, Stop sharing your boxer with your girlfriend or younger ones.

Like I keep saying... "Politicians are same everywhere" They all want to die in power

DomPerignon:
MAD will be more humane to those in the global north were concentration of the nuclear exchange will occur.

Entire cities will be wiped out in seconds killing millions across all major European cities and those in the continental US. The radiation fall out will finish the rest of the survivors in towns and villages within a few weeks max.

But you in the global south will beg for death in the midst of a dystopian mad Max world.

First a nuclear exchange as envisioned under the MAD doctrine will see to a global nuclear winter as a result of radiation ash smog circling the entire planet's atmosphere. This will see to the sun being blotted out leading to lowering temperatures globally. Lower temperatures will see to reduced rainfall. Now add the fact that the sunlight will be deemed to about 10-15% it's radiant strength plus no rain, you have the perfect disaster for drought and famine. Crops will fail or can't be grown. With that, the global south will descend to pure anarchy as there won't be any Europe to send food aid anymore. Governments in the global south will collapse and it will be all man for itself. Anarchy will reign and within a month or two all food supplies would have been exhausted. Now here's were it gets really scary. Roving gangs will scout the land looking for fresh meat to eat. The first to go will be children and from there they will work their way up.

Within 2ys into a nuclear winter that will last probably up to 30ys, the world's global population would have been reduced drastically by 99% with most of the remaining survivors scraping by in the far northern hemisphere in places like Alaska, Siberia and the Arctic circle. These will be the preppers. Africa and most of the global south would have since have humanity gone extinct.

Don't pray for a nuclear war because you won't find it funny at all

It's easier for a meteorite to hit the earth than a nuclear war to start. No country is dumb enough to instigate/start one.
America can't start a nuclear war, Europe can't, Asia can't, Middle East would had been only folks mad enough to start for religious reasons, but they can't/don't have access.

Racoon:
All these NL bots sef. Not everyone is a moronic zombie.

Zombie... He borrowed x2 of what he inherited... Accountability is not a crime you hear!

eepeepook:
I said before that she looks the same. She confirmed it. On a regular day, she looks like Zelda from Terrahawks. Google the name because I'm yet to learn how to post images here past straight from a device. Nairaland needs an upgrade. The guy who owns it cannot do so.

The guy who owns purchase a script donkey years ago and since then he has no clue how to modify and upgrade and too mediocre to pay others to handle the upgrade

"Go back to your country" a statement from all lowlifers, either white or black.

It takes an hungry human being to call another hungry.


If any one manages hell with you you should be grateful they do.

Bizmind95:
You peeps think that working for twelve straight hours everyday na beans abi...na all these long long working hours just to maintain their lives of excessive consumerism dey result in anxiety, depression, drug-abuse and ultimately suicide...an average of 132 people commit suicide in the US every single day...let that sink in for a moment...

Their working hours is totally different from Nigeria's own.

1 hour is 1 hour of nonstop working. That 12 hours is nonstop working, except for breaking period.

oluseyiforjesus:
Most of ds country are like city in Nigeria.....
If Nigeria can be divided it could be possible in some region

😂 That Kiribati be like one street for Lagos 😂
There's only 3 prisoners and dem no dey lock dey prison.

Only government officials are allowed to own cars.

madridguy:
Maybe it curse or spell that is disturbing. What is your business with whoever I am supporting....

You don't need to cry, I'm stating the obvious.

The evil men do will find them.

madridguy:
This is game of life. Everyone is looking for means to get to top, MC himself backstab some people too to be right hand of Tinubu.

Your character has been revealed here.

I used to wonder why your likes enjoy supporting failures. No I understand, it's for personal interest.

techbro1:
He even drive am reach minna. Make you see how our police useless reach. Checkpoint wey full road na for wetin?

If you hold money for hand you fit drive stolen car reach anywhere in Nigeria. Police are interested in what you'll give them

SmartPolician:
I don't think that the major parties are ready for a female governor yet. The task before women in NASS should be to lobby party members to accept female contestants for such positions.

However, for a woman to win such tickets for gubernatorial position, she must be an achiever, extremely influential and popular. The good thing is that women, by and large, are more disciplined, organized, God-fearing, and focused than men. I strongly believe that women will make better governors than men. Male politicians are mostly a bunch of criminals

All the women we've tried in other positions what was the outcome? The outdo their male counterpart in criminality.
Nigerians are thieves... Adam or Eve, no different

Tonitoniton:
Eat minimum of two eggs per day with white bread and milk for one week and thank me later.

Fry the eggs for better results

You said 2 I was eating 6-8 for straight 3 months, red meat, carb, milk, suya milk, nothing I no eat.

Getting fat is not in my gene

jjbest123:
Wish we have a way of sending slaps across,I would have done that.

Someone is asking an important question, concerning his family's future,you are saying nonsense.

Is Ikputorial gini not a country?

America rather go to war than refund you visa fee.

America! A Saint-criminal.... Britain a mega criminal

Food for thoughts 😂

Gaining weight has to do with your metabolism, if yours is as fast as mine... Nothing on earth you'll eat that will add an ounce to you.

The only evidence will be on your skin.


I've once went on that mission, I gave up nothing was showing after 3 months.

If fat no dey your genetic code, forget it...