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lielbree:
My dad is 75years he loves eating pumpkin seeds (ugbogulu ) when I took him for medical check up the Dr said his prostate is like a 25 year old.
So eat lots of pumpkin

Please better description of the ugbogulu. English name or local names or pictures. Thanks

Lai: blablablabla

Tiwa: yels, that's true sir

Mo: (in her mind) hmmmm, oga lai is busy lying to tiwa....e ri, beyen lo se bere oo. Na so he dey start ooo, before you know it now gbaa!!! E don happen

Hey everybody its time for "I blame you and you accuse me " game...



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naijainstinct:
You have the understanding. God bless you!

God bless you too...

[quote author=naijainstinct post=42268214][/quote]Op, after having read your previous post, I want to say somethings which might not make sense to you or some people but will make sense to people who understand spiritual things...

You should know that:
**everyone on earth is different from each other.

**some people will do somethings and will do it easily and some will do de same thing and then get trapped.

**all fingers are not equal.

From what I read in your previous post, you said your sister was quite promiscuous before she became born again. What if while living such promiscuous life an "evil spirit" entered her. You said when she got born again, the illness started. Remember in the Bible when Jesus chased out the spirit of insanity out from a mad man into de swine and de man later began to preach the gospel. Light and darkness cannot stay in de same place and once darkness is going out, it will go out with force...the drug was for her body, but de prayer was for her spirit and soul...thank God for her healing

O miss hit...

Adminisher:
Obj, Sunny Ade at a time General Gowon were reportedly active members of celestial. I am not a fan of the church but some highly rated Nigerian musicians were celestial or c& s.

I am not talking about celestial or pentecostal. What I am saying is that " the church" sometimes (head of the a church) had over time got involved in national matters. Either they help to make decisions or are advisers to kings. Even up to present day you see high pastors with government officials which shouldn't raise dust like a front page topic.

Now it shows that the church and nation leadership can't be separated. Even in the Bible, daniel wasn't far from the king

Bossforeva:
The unsuccessful recognition of my fingerprint scan, has been giving me much worries.
it really looks like a non-issue, but because of this, i have not been able to get my New National ID, Voters Card and more recently today, i went to obtain my BVN from GTBank and the same Biometrics Issue occurred. Now am thinking of getting an International Passport, and i dn't want the embarrassment where people will be getting theirs while i'll be told to kindly step aside after unsuccessful trials. It really makes one feel incomplete.
The green light when using Dermalog doesn't show on all of them. Some are yellow others outright red. I suspect it is as a result of my soft and little bit moist palm.
please if you have a solution, kindly tell me as i need help.
Thanks... Mods, Seun kindly frontpage too

Guy either you don do konkere and ponpon work before or you too dey slap people so your fingerprint thread come dey fade....

Solution:
Get hammer and chisel so as to chisel and re-thread your fingerprints threads and then use petrol to rinse. Then apply coconut oil then wear cotton gloves

Don't bother to thank me...

G-wagon kor C-wagon ni

Hadez:
Just got back from class. So bored rate my pix from one to 10

Cc daretodiffer

Upgraded budget from version 1.0 to version 5.0


To upgrade your budget to be included into the latest version of the national budget. please,

Text the word "upgrade" to **** for +234

daretodiffer:
No be you do the juju for am

Loool....I no be baba nah, I be young man.
For you pointing at me like APC is pointing to PDP, I am suspecting you sef...

Maima don go upgrade de juju for baba house...

scantee:
i think i will bro, though she hardly admits having any suitor, she always make believe she don't give room for such knowing well that she with me already. I have to now just that it may not be easy, but i think is right time, though the two families is gonna be @ crosshead but i don't care anymore. All i needed now is someting to take away mind off her, unfortunately this is happning @ the wrong time because i am on leave now, & i always spent such my leave time with her. I think i just have to travel out for now.

I think you need on last concrete evidence....hope she doesn't know you are on leave and she is in school. Try to give her impression that you are not around....Go and visit her in her school unannounced. Get there early, lodge into an hotel close to her school then you go to her hostel kinda late....

And bro

Use your HEAD....

HitlerGaddafi:
I actually started football manager in 2008 and I've reached the top of the managerial chart hall of fame ( I mean number one on the chart) on FM 08, 09, 10,11,12,13,14,15. I stopped the game in 2015 and I have no intention of continuing coz its taking too much of my time. Its very addictive.

You are right....fm is addictive, very addictive. I am still playing fmo7 up till now that I am replying you...

HitlerGaddafi:
Well I'm not bragging but I don't think anyone loves video games as I do even at this my old age. I played hitman codename 47, silent assassin, contract, bloodmoney and absolution. I finished them all and this is my favorite stealth game of all time. I still have them on my laptop even till now. Talk of GTA.? There's no series of GTA I didn't play and finish. The great GTA sanandreas( CJ, Ryder, bigsmoke, officer tenpenny, the ballad gangs,)twas just so fun. I finished vice city, liberty city, liberty city stories, GTA iv and v, I played and finished every single call of duty. If I keep naming, this thread go enter page 100.

Time has come for NL to have ""All hail"" button...respect.

I have finished gta vice city and san andreas. Its just hard ware ish that's stopping me from playing gta iv and v. I have also played all hitman series except absolution. Not a fan of call of duty, prefer football manager though. Now this shows that our children will have a "game-boy" father to play with which can build relationship between father and son(s)

IamLucy:
when they wont do proper screening before annointing them as pastors.
In redeem once you'v gone to school of disciples you're officially a pastor.whether you got good behaviour or not.no background check.

I don't know if I should pity or not to pity you...be sure of what you say before you say it....


There is difference between altar minister and pastor

Long live hitman 47....


Hitman Absolution on my mind

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Share if you are a fan...

Na to cut the hot dog and fry the two eggs give owner chop

I want to cook ewa ganyin....should I use beans

pulsa:
. Christians will still be in the minority region like they are in asia

Yes, but you can't deny it that there are no christians there and truth be told, some churches in Nigeria now send missionaries to asian countries to spread the gospel...

pulsa:
. na una problem be that na no dey use logic, what he is saying in essense is if the Europeans had not colonised Africa there will not be up to 1 million Christians in Africa today you probably will not have been a christian.

Lie oo, biggest lie of the month. Even if there was nothing like colonisation, as long as there are sets of people in a place, christianity will get there because we christians have been commissioned to go into world to preach the gospel in every nation and every corners of the earth.

To your comment, christianity will still come to africa but might take time to come and christians will surpass 50million christians and not 1 million. Thank you...

One fish is missing like our 2016 budget

Addicted2Women:
Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.

If hard hardened criminals and armed robbers with their criminal activities, charms and evil past can still bow to the power of the Almighty God, your own case is like handling tissue paper...

Your turning point is near....God bless you

Make I no lie oo...

I was the food prefect oo

You won't find ladies in a "bitter leave" thread like this. Its "candy" thread that won't add value to their lives you will find them...shiooor

saasala:
So anyone who doesnt go to church is an atheist. Smh for you.

Yes nah, you still dey price am??

Only on exceptional situations where God is building someone for a very huge kingdom work. Seriously three years is too much to be out of church and still call yourself a christian especially a pentecostal kind of Christian.

saasala:
Where Are my drumsticks

I know Victor very well. He is very loved by LCC3 members under pastor Deola. The only guy in Christ Embassy that leads praise and worship with local dialects. He has always been pastor Chris' boy and a very close friend of Frank Edwards. Apart from being a drummer, he sings and dances well. If you want to see pastor Chris dance to traditional Xtian music, call bro Ike. He has always been dedicated. He deserves it. Well, pastor Chris is just pulling some stunts, perhaps to gain or maintain the trust of the tithe payers.

I used to be a Christ Embassy member, in fact I was a choir master, drummer and cell leader until God opened my eyes to see that the 21st century church is scam and sham.... I love my life more now. Been 3 years since I last stepped on the floor of a church and I am loving it.

Oya, Tithe payers association of Nigeria, quote me.

So in one sentence, you are an atheist??

In addition to this thread www.nairaland.com/2831563/dos-donts-better-2016

So ladies, if you don't have new year resolution(s), let me provide some for you....

In 2016, please:

**reduce your big stomach, it looks like 3year old pregnancy

**reduce the number of bottles of beer you drink

**execercise

**stop bending legs while taking pictures, you look like chicken/turkey that's stretching it rheumatic-stiffed legs

**stop bleaching,you look "josepskin"(skin of many colours)

**stop striving hard to look,dress "sexy and hot" so as to" attract a real man, you will only attract real dogs

**dress simple, moderately and responsibly

**stop supporting each other's bad behaviour

**increase your value. Prostitutes/temple runners don't have value even if they have money...


Guys, feel free to add yours

Happy new year...

Gbengadan:
Yes. she was in Mount Zion's Ministry for a long time before she left to dedicate her time to academics.

Hmmmm....thanks for the info

She looks like one actress that use to act in mike bamiloye's old christian films like "ayamatanga"

Abi??