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Chai!!Campus marriage dey sweet ooo!?



When My roomies startd messin up In my second yr in sch,i had to permanently port to my galfrnd's place mehn!



Although it may slow ur academic progress,if u dont handle it well.
The truth is dat 80% of students dat engage in campus marriage do not come out wit good grades.mst of dem,their cgp dey shake.some get numerous c.o's per session.

Advice:if u will engage in it,u must knw ur academic capability and also if u cn be able to combine both.

Rest in peace....may the Lord console n comfort ur family.

LaRoyalHighness: Lol... this is a lie... right?.. which state abeg?

a state in southern nigeria
am serious!it happens.
ppl frm there should corroborate dat.

In d state wher i com frm,if elders fart(d type dat comes wit a bang) ....d younger ones around thank dem.

Dis really shocked me!!

Y did they allow dem escape?
Does it mean dat those re being quarantined re nt being guarded?

Fabdedon: i doubt de are from bats..they are red meat..

really??....do research n u will discover dat the meats re collected frm different animals.
I ve actually seen a "mai suya"pickd up a dead rat(killd by a car) on d road.so tell me,ws he gonna eat it or he ws gonna prepare it n sell to customers lik us?

justi4jesu: Noted. Who eats bats

the meat u buy frm those roadside abokis(mai suya),so u dnt knw some re frm bats

"Ogash,i cnt date u.u knw y?cos u re too slim for me"

although am way taller dan her,but she is chubby.
I ws lik"no p,go luk for an elephant"

Nigerians will neva sieze to amze me.many ppl bathin wit salt n water for no reason,jus cos of ebola.who told u dat,bathin wit salt n water prevents ebola??has it been scientifically proven?..na wa o.

I dey supply bitter cola....in case u need am.

8 gud mnths n no allowance??
I'm sure d person in charge must ve used dat money to run a fixed deposite acct for 1yr,gets his interest,then b4 payin u guys.
Anyways..*in kanu's voice*..be detamin to neva gif up.

He hs Eaten his cake n nw wants it back?smh...Its lik he doesnt knw wat to do wit money....walahi!

@op...wetin u com de chop for these 7mnths..abi na garri u de drink?

Contact me make i carry u go for one baba place for ikare,ondo state......ur oga go pay d money sharp sharp,wit interest self.

timawoku: that boy sabi wetin he dey do, he nearly push me inside lock door from outside sef...he know say that room, dog sef no fit live there. the rats done carry the otapiapia, so na to lock up...

those kind rats go dey resistant to otapiapia

@op...Dat hotel boy wicked shaa!
@least Him for give u some otapiapia!

Hop naija govt is learnin.
All we hear everyday is.."there re top army officials aiding boko haram","top politians party i.d cards found in BH camps"...y cnt d govt fish these ppl out and punish dem?..sen.ali ndume,who xchangd several calls n txt msgs wit BH is still makin laws for us in d senate in d guise dat he is still being investigated.until heads begin to roll...we re still runnin in circles.
Even d loan dat d govt is tryin to get to fight BH will be as useless as faeces,if d same generals who aid n abate d activities of BH are still there.
Let ppl begin to pay for their incompetence..whether it ws delibrately or not.

Guy,quick supply yourself brain o.
B4 she go make u sign agreement.

iyke926: Hmm...na weed she smoke?

no.na tramol she take

him for sell d car na

Durin ma OND days..Had a lazy roommate.he neva liked cookin.weneva he comes back first frm lectures,he wud jus lie down and pretend to be asleep.then i wud come home and start cooking.immediately ws food ready...he wakes up(by himself),dished his food(does this often).he wudnt contribute money to buy raw fud(always complains of being broke).my frnds do tell me dat they used to see him in some cool joints while others used to see him @suya joints.mst times i buy d fud we eat,other times i contribute d larger part of d money we used in buyin foodstuf.i got tired of evrytin,and decided to rescue myself b4 i go bankrupt.


In ma 2nd yr,i left d room for him and moved in with ma babe.dat ws where i stayed till i graduated.
I didnt knw hw he faired then,but we re still frnds nw.

Na wa o.dis one wey our seniors dey complain for here....hw we wey still be undergraduate go do?
U sure say i no go drop out of sch go learn wrk?

And dats close to d venue(murtala sq) wher they wrote the ill-fated NIS apt test some months back.......RIP to the dead!

Na wa o.shey...she want make her husband dey write 'formal letter' give her wen ever him wan 'chaw'?

If it ws actually shot down by BH..america will knw

Oboy!run for ur life,b4 d gal go change the shape of ur head with blows.......and check her history,u fit dey date a former boxer!

September 8th,representing!

if dis one catch u for kissin competition ehh!

@op....just lik dat?no quarels?,no fights?...i bliv dat ther is a/re reason(s) for every action taken by human.
So ur frnd shud find out frm his fiancee.

Chibabi: m sure fool lyk U̶̲̥̅̊ wil soon blame GEJ wen ya mum stop slipin wit ya Dad

fool!...i see dat ur sense of reasoning has been overshadowed by ur love for mediocrity.