₦airaland Forum

Emisun5n:
Guess you are the one causing them bad luck, beta go n slip

Really I ve switched off my gen won't watch d second half except I hear they ve equalized cant waste my precious fuel any further on this crap

First time of watching this team n they r losing already

teekol:
Hello fellow nairalanders, I got married in January this year and I have not enjoyed my husband for once. I mean he is okay in other aspects but in the bedroom, he doesn't satisfy me . He barely lasts up to 5 minutes and it is really frustrating considering the fact that I have been in other relationships in the past and I know what a good sex feels like. My husband is tired , so am I. Anyone with a reasonable solution please?No insults, only reasonable comments. Thanks

Sex is over rated

Uncleodi:
You know there was a period when the spread of blood borne diseases was at an alarming rate...when you go to a patent medicine dealer for injections, he boils his used syringes and uses it on new patients...little did they know that it was an ineffective way of sterilising materials used in hospitals.

Matter of fact there were public enlightenment programmes like injection safety classes which frowned at such practices...the teaching is you are not even supposed to recap your needles, you discard all sharps not to talk of reusing them.

In order to make this practice feasible, syringes became readily available and very cheap...this was well imbibed by the society and it brought about a significant decline in the rate of transmission of blood borne diseases like HIV, HBV, HCV.


With N500, you could get a carton of syringes (100 syringes with needles), you can afford to waste 10 on a patient and you wont even bother because it is just like N50, no sweats...as of this afternoon, a carton of syringes goes for N4,000...
‪#‎yawa‬#


I cant help but ask,where did we go wrong, what is happening? It is quite understandable that one has to buy a bag of rice for 20k, no wahala, we will manage but when it has gotten our basic medical needs like common syringes...would you be surprised if d hungry desperate patent medicine dealer goes back to the old ways of recycling used syringes so he can make profit?


Now how many people can even afford health care?
Many atimes you are just at work chilling, lets say you are less busy, your surfing the net with your pad, slamming Jidenna 'little bit more' with your Dre beats head phones, having a time of your life...next a surgical or medical emergency is rushed in, almost all of such cases do not have a dime on them but your obliged by your conscience and profession to save lives, so you have no choice...most times such patients get well and can't pay their bills, they stay as long as you allow then to stay, some run away, some stay for months in your hospital, get used to the hospital routine, they know the doctor consulting each day, know the names of all the nurses, become senior patients that welcome new patients and show dem around, friends and family come to visit them, their bed becomes a spot where relatives and friends come to kill tons of gist, some bring food, relax,watch tv and even encroach on other patients bed space.

When you look at the cost of keeping such a patient considering the nuisance plus the bed space he or she is occupying, you mite have no choice but to send the person home at your own loss.


What am I saying in essence, story no suppose enter some kine matter, no matter what, things like our immunisation programs, break in the cold chain because of erratic supply of power, stuff like that make you want lose your mind...


It is painful o,its like diabetes melitus,suffering in the midst of plenty,we are a rich and blessed nation yet the people are so wretched...


Well,to sum it up, lets stay positive,as long as there is life,there is hope...we have worked so hard to get here,lets be optimist no matter how bleak the future looks and keep praying that God should intervene in our pathetic situation!

Dr. Iroha

Ppl die more these days of hunger n malnutrition, as long as Buhari remains in power things can only get worse

U forgot to talk abt expired and fake drugs which is back n flourishing

Op saw Camry orobo on auto section for exactly 180k u might check it out but seller stated d engine was bad

Buy it and begin save for engine replacement by d way na v6 ooo hope u fit buy fuel for it @ 145

Flat head okezie Ikpeazu shld b kicked out already by d court he is d definition of cluelessness

D fat blotted ngwa man has nothing to offer but hardship n retrogression

Do u really need a car as a student? Hope u ve a running biz or investment to maintain it. If u insist go with golf 3, d Camry is too old to be considered n looks like sth to b fd in museums

GEOyurmie:
If not not real won't post this here, if you interested just drop your mail or phone number
MAVRODI MONDIAL MOVEMENT (MMM)

LIKELY QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS.

1. Meaning of MMM?
• Mavrodi Mondial Movement

2. Function and duties of MMM?
• MMM gives you a technical platform which helps millions of participants worldwide to connect those who NEED HELP to those who are ready to PROVIDE HELP, for FREE.

3. Purpose of MMM?
• To reduce and break the chain of slavery in financial institution where depositor are being enslaved by their own money, where bankers lives large and healthy on our deposit while depositors lives on credit and loan.
• To reduce stratification and reduce wide gap between the Rich and the poor indiscriminately. 

*4. Who is behind it?*
• Sergey Mavrodi

*5. Is mmm legal?*
• There is no law backing donation as illegal. So, it’s legal to donate to one another

*6. Is your money guaranteed?*
• There are no guarantees and promises. Neither explicit nor implicit.

*7. What does the initiator gets in return?*
• Loyalty, money from traffic (over 2 million people access the site in a day) 

*8. How is the community managed?*
• From money got or raised from the traffic 
• They also continue to PH and GH 

*9. Who manages it and where does the money comes from? Site subscription etc.?*
• The community is managed by continuous PH and GH that is, YOU and ME which guarantees the number of traffic per day 

*10. Where does the 30% comes from?*
• It is gotten from the donations made by the community. For instance,
Titi deposited #1,000,000 in the bank while Tola, Bola, Tunde came to withdraw their savings of #200,000, #150,000, #500,000 respectively meanwhile, an interest of 1,000, 1200, 2500 respectively was added to their money after it has lasted for more than 2months in the bank. 
So, Titi’s money was used to pay the 3 of them regardless of ‘WHO, WHEN and HOW’. This implies that both interest and capital received are from the deposits made. Only in some exceptional case where money are fixed for a long time. 
So in MMM it’s similar, all rewards comes from continuous PH and GH.

*11. Where does the referrer bonus and registration bonus comes from?*
• Referral bonus comes from continuous PH while registration comes from traffic fund generated daily.

*12. What happen if I GH or we GH and refuse to PH due to fear of insecurity or unguaranteed?*
• When few members refuse to PH after GH.
I. It might not have significant or No effect on the community because of no’s of active PH everyday locally and globally and new members joining each day( Presently over 3000 register each day in Nigeria alone) 

*13. What is the probability of members Phing back there already GH?*
• Money GH has over 98% of returning back as PH immediately after GHing, Do they have any reason not to whether part, full or more of their initial GH.

*14. What are the difference and similarities in MMM and other financial institutions apart from No acct, etc.?*

*DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MMM & OTHER FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS*
a. MMM like a bank (More of Virtual banking) but not a bank.
b. MMM don’t collect money form members into a central account but Bank does
c. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate per time joining or will join but Bank cant
d. MMM can successfully project No’s of participate who will PH per time but Bank can’t determine no’s of depositors per time.
e. MMM gives reward 30% (fixed) regardless of status or Amount PROVIDED while Banks give interest 2-15%(unfixed) determined by status, amount, duration etc 
f. Money GH has over 98% of returning back as PH immediately after GHing, while Bank has less than 10% of withdrawers returning as deposit even in over 3 month of withdrawing.
g. MMM can operate successfully with available participant till eternity while banks can’t.
h. MMM don’t trade, Invest, or save your money but Bank does.
i. MMM is meant for risk takers but bank could either ways.
j. MMM can maintain its members till eternity without No new members joining if we follows the rules but Banks get a replacement for every money withdraw per time with new deposit or new customers
k. MMM is based on trust, sincerity and charity while bank is based of deposit and profit.
l. MMM gives over 30% reward while bank gives you no interest or little in 30days.
m.  When one or two participant stop to PH after GHing it has little or no significant because we have over 300 million participant globally with over 3000 Nigerian per week who Join newly while bank start having serious problem when you withdraw without deposit.

*SIMILARITY OF MMM & BANKS*
a. MMM gives reward 30% (fixed) while Banks gives interest 2-15 %( unfixed).
b. MMM gives referral bonus of 10% fixed  to members while Bank gives 2-10% unfixed commission to marketer (contract staff).
c. MMM is in over 118 countries in 5 years of existences in almost all the villages, towns and cities of all the 118 countries with over 300million( far more than the entire population of Nigeria) while bank is only in major towns, cities of it resident 

*15. How secured is community from external force?*
• Very secured if we keep to the community rules and regulation all the time.

Excellent write up op

Ok to balance d write up what can cause d Ponzi scheme to collapse esp mmm nigeria. I am a participant but jst being objective

1. If d number of GH far exceeds PH which may happen in December 2016 I guess BC of Christmas n d excessive spending associated to it.

2. If Government bans mmm BC of participant complaining. Chances of this happening is quite low.

3. Something tells me d owner of the scheme will match himself to several PH participants get their money and will never PH, remember they alone control matching of PH and GH as d site admin.

U got sth wrong mmm global does nt function as a unit but independently in different countries so article shld b focused on mmm Nigeria n factors dt can affect it.

Mmm is worth risking ones fund in BC like op said 100% of participants r satisfied n 99% of them will return to PH, d life blood of mmm is d PH participants n they seem overwhelming at d moment.

Jst an objective thought of a participant

Mandynews:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/208570-86-bauchi-students-risk-expulsion-igbinedion-university-govt-abruptly-cuts-off-sponsorship.html

Dnt they have a state University to use for this project than using an expensive private uni. If the students r this brilliant y can't they secure admission in a cheap federal University in d north than waste public fund. This scholarship will b worth at least 86m per session in this recession for a state like Bauchi.

Govt of Bauchi shld help them secure admission by transferring them to a near by cheap Federal University in d north. Dts d way forward but they must pay 86m x 3yrs ie 258m for d three yrs studied n owed b4 sch can issue transcript.

N so

Uniben4sure:
from whom do d dealer s buy medicines. Don't be silly. Seek knowledge dude.

Smallie I don't ve time for u nw, u will understand when u grow up

Uniben4sure:
u are not informed at all

U don't mean it little rat abi JAMBITE

Alot of Pharmacist r practically useless in Nigeria when we ve patent medicine dealers. D major thing they do is to open a pharmacy shop n dispense drugs which any Mallam can do lol. U manufacture drugs okay hw many drug industries do we ve in Nigeria? It's all good on paper nothing more

40 gini He is nt less than 50. HBD PA Jay

realunclej:
I am not here to debate on irrelevant issue. There is a different between working for people and working with people. You should try and comprehend the different. I like to work with people even if I had to work under the supervision of someone in an organization but I will prefer to be a shareholder rather than an employee. That is the message I am trying to pass across. When starting out in your endeavor you should be able to answer that question. What I am bringing to the table. If you have that leverage, you can seek partnership with others. It does not matter the role you perform in the deal what matter is your share and the fact that you are building something for yourself. If you have an organization and I can partner with you, I will be glad to do that even if you hold the larger share as the owner provided I am getting return in my investment.
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ME BACK ON THIS B/C I WILL NOT RESPOND. I have important target to meet.

U said you function in an organization as HR, not work with or where ever u saw dt in ur statement. It is jst clear it's either ur English teachers did a poor job or u r a flat head or better still a pathological liar. U worked in an organization n earned salary period.

realunclej:
My dear it is not that simple. But the reality in the country is disheartening. I function as a HR in an organization and when we advertise for job positions, the average age of the applicants is 30. Many are 34 or 35. That means at 33 many Nigerians are yet to achieve anything let alone settle down especially the guys. Before you know it, they are 40 with nothing to show for it. So, before it becomes late they should try and start something tangible and I belief their family will become sympathetic to their plight. Even though it is not easy but that is the hard truth.

Op sorry to draw u back again sth is not clear in ur defense of the above statement I quote

" I function as a HR in an organization and when we advertise for job positions....... "

This suggested u worked in a company as HR ie worked for someone. so your poor n weak defence of owing a recruitment agency sounds unconvincing. Its either sth went wrong with ur English or u lied. U have worked for ppl b4 for salary accept dt

oluwamitomisin:
Didn't you just say you don't hold a 9 to 5 job? Why function as HR for an organisation?

Busted op so u can lie like this chai see wetin Buhari don cause with extreme hardship

realunclej:
My dear it is not that simple. But the reality in the country is disheartening. I function as a HR in an organization and when we advertise for job positions, the average age of the applicants is 30. Many are 34 or 35. That means at 33 many Nigerians are yet to achieve anything let alone settle down especially the guys. Before you know it, they are 40 with nothing to show for it. So, before it becomes late they should try and start something tangible and I belief their family will become sympathetic to their plight. Even though it is not easy but that is the hard truth.

Success is not tied to or measured with age. One shld jst work hard and pray hard, God's time is the best. D story of life is different for everyone, some were gainfully employed at 21 n but got fired at 35 n never got employed while others got employed at 37 and worked till retirement. A fool at 40 is a fool forever is d greatest fallacy ever

Toluwani113:
Hello geeks.

If you are to choose between the Infinix Hot 3 or Gionee M5 Mini or Xiaomi Redmi note 3 based on their performance, which will you choose and why will you choose it?

Pls, help a guy in deciding. Thanks in advance.
Note: I'm a heavy user, thanks

It shld be which one is better, abi na night school u go pls edit accordingly

They ve no well defined role in Nigeria when patent medicine dealers can dispense drugs MLS guys shld b d closest to Doctors, followed by nurses then pharmacists a distant fourth

Ranking in medical care in Nigeria
Doctors
MLs
Nurses
Pharmacists
Others

No light or fuel to watch it

ikwubaba:
GEJ should have been better? waoh!!! I think our low IQ is allowing us take this joke too far. Apart from SS (our brother) and SE (haters of anything Hausa) who else thought and presently think so. A dead PMB is still better than a wholesome failure pls pls... na make person vex.

Jonathan fuel 87 chief zombie 145-But many times we bought at 200-250 despite the subsidy regime. but converting to dollar, 87 @ 170 to a dollar is = $0.511 (51 cents) and under PMB, 145 to a dollar @ 400 = $0.36 (36 cents) without subsidy. Since petrol na foreign product, which one cheap pass? Means, when Naira gains as it will surely will do, prices will drop even below 87 Naira.

Dollar 216 vs 415-We know the origin of this. Demand for dollar outpacing forex flow. And with the help of NDA forex further reduced. It was being artificially held by past governent. And this was not sustainable anyway. Reason Why NOI cried out.
Rice 11k vs 20k- Do the maths again with dollar as the bases. It is effectively cheaper.
D list is endless

Igbos aka Ipobs are d wisest in naija d acclaimed 5% they were d only ppl D rejected cursed buhari at d polls. Bring back GEJ-No need to address this one. You are joking right? GEJ on his own cannot win a village head talk less of Nigerian president. In any case, looks like you didn't know campaign has finished. Even the election is over. If you like to be taken seriously, then say meaningful things.

All u wrote shows u r a complete pathological foo.l. A million zombie buhari can't equal one Jonathan get dt into ur thick skull. Only idiots like u won't understand.

Why is it too hard to admit dt Jonathan shld ve been way better than chief zombie buhari. It's nw a case of from frying pan to fire.

Jonathan fuel 87 chief zombie 145
Dollar 216 vs 415
Rice 11k vs 20k
D list is endless

Igbos aka Ipobs are d wisest in naija d acclaimed 5% they were d only ppl D rejected cursed buhari at d polls. Bring back GEJ

ojmaroni247:
Hey Mr man, have u not looked at back of cars and see dier name or logo scrapped off.... I am telling u it's a v6 is it Dat hard for u to comprehend, or u jst wana keep talking. The one wey u drag with VIO neva do u

To believe it's a v6 without any evidence, r u ok or jst a scammer wat caused d v6 badge to fly off is it accidented or used by a careless owner or simply repainted after gross over use?

I maintain ur highlander is a 4 cylinder, until proved otherwise u dnt need to lie to sell.

Oya see wat d engine of v6 3.0l highlander looks like, see d back too so u can learn

ojmaroni247:
Oga meet ur mechanic and show him de engine pics. I dnt really hv time for all dis. I said it's v6

I dnt need a mechanic to kw dt I can tell myself

ojmaroni247:
It's a v6 engine sir....

What happened to d v6 badge, snap closer to d engine lets confirm its 3.0l

ojmaroni247:
Available

This looks like d 4 cylinder trim, can't see any v6 badge at d back

KingEli:
thanks again.....will keep u updated

U r welcomed bro nothing beats having a skill in demand like barbing skill. It's well jst keep me posted on hw it went. I am always willing to advice further.

Propropro:
I support the clamp down on press freedom. In North Korea the government regulates the press and executes people who are anti government. What buhari needs is our loyalty and support not criticism. Not everyone will be like GEJ who chose to be the most insulted president in the world. The office of the president cannot be denigrated in the name of opposition. There is freedom of speech but freedom after speech is not guaranteed. I support arrest and jailing of all opposition voices. God bless Buhari

Chai u don mean it

KingEli:
thanks bro....I didn't even think of that....they have been calling n I've avoided picking their calls.....thanks again for the idea

I ve modified my post with more hints for u read again