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that's an Aston Martin...keep 'eating' ur people's money,that's what they put you and ur first lady there for..

Seun:
It's better for them to have sex. You don't prepare for a lifetime of sex by abstaining from sex.

very contradictory statement...if one will have a lifetime of sex...I believe it's better one waits till the time is right which is,within the confines of marriage...its easy under the guise of liberalism to abuse certain privileges of being a mature adult...we all have rights to whatever opinion we hold anyway.

Sandydayziz:
Waiting...

check now...on a closer look...ahh..maybe I got carried away initially,the resemblance isnt that much,i mean,glancing through her pictures on my phone,i think I concluded hastily..but the cheekbones are kinda alike,trust me,pictures aren't so accurate....always known dt people share resemblance but this is the closest that has got to do with me....

Sandydayziz:
I very much want you to.. Interesting

ok I just looked closely...maybe it's the way you tilted your head...but even at that the resemblance is still a bit visible...check my profile in a few moments..

Amelian:
Yes it's dangote presence.. He's a billionaire and possibly number one richest male in Africa, if am right?
When faced with a humble man that wields great power, great wealth and great ideas it humbles one unintentionally.

same goes for where one is broke...even the next person no matter how broke he is,as long as he ain't broke like you is the alpha male..

Sandydayziz:
Am touched... If only I read all of it.. People wit story like dis tend to live d opposite life

I don't know wat made me check your profile while reading through but I was shocked greatly when I saw ur picture,i thought you were my twin sister...believe me,the resemblance is uncanny,i have a twin sister but she says nothing about nairaland so seeing ur picture made me think twice...if u doubt me....i will clear ur doubts...omg..

Greycells:
Okay, what about I-WIN

hehege..guy free me abeg..

Greycells:
I no longer have access to Google... So YouWIN

hehehe...no be only YouWin....smh..

Greycells:
My Internet does not have google any longer after validating your claim. I will post the other link when my google search is back from a Buhari induced sabbathical.


Kenya leads Africa's internet access and connectivity
http://www.cnbcafrica.com/news/east-africa/2014/09/09/kenya-leads-internet/

Thanks bro...but still..the link still doesn't make ur assertion so convincing.

Mutuwa:
Sorry it's Frankfurt,not Heathrow..



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBEK7m3MdU8

Thanks Bro

Mutuwa:
Reminds me of a video I saw on a facebook of how a Ghanaian man beat the ghost of out two cops at Heathrow airport,for using a taser on his wife..

link please...I need to watch that video

Greycells:
I can confirm that Kenya's broadband was rated ahead of the UK and you can take my word to the bank cos am a cool dude

source/link please.....

Greycells:
No wahala, only that one do me. Who cares what you think about Kenya once my wife is happy with me

I prefer it more than 40 virgins ko

but really,i looked up ur info about Kenya..Kenya might have one the fastest broad band Internet in Africa but certainly no one near any country in Europe...

Greycells:
Realy? Please take that back. My very dear wifey and friend is from Ogun State oohhhhhhhhhhhh

So nothing good comes out of Kenya too? With their broadband internet touted to advanced than some parts of Europe?

for the sake of ur 'dear wifey', I take it back..but about Kenya internet...abeg. ..take it back...

Greycells:
Really?

Please tell me about this... Especially the Kenyan angle

nothing good comes out of Ogun state.

Ogun state is to Western Nigeria what Kenya is to Eastern Africa..

tosyne2much:
Why do you find it so hard to believe me?

bros..dt ur lie nearly shattered my phone screen..

tosyne2much:
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http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/10-disgraceful-habits-displayed-by.html

travelling from Ado Ekiti to Lagos on your Bike...really...?...really...call the feds...someone is lying recklessly..very soon you will start blaming the police for lying...

QueenSuccubus:




They say, girls are damn crazy... But honestly men are even waaaaay crazzzey but they don't know that


This is a crazzzy proposal...

maybe she asked him to be more spontaneous...unpredictable...have a few surprises in his bag...she got what she asked for...?

be like say someone is taxing him also on how he uses his brain to think/reason..maybe that's why he doesn't reason for long / hard or even deep sef...always on the surface...so I can't make 1 - 2hrs calls per day like I do....smh

Even that teddy bear doesn't want to be friends.

kennyjam:
Congraaatsss.... Soon and Very soon, You will here mine....Thank God,!

yes we will 'here' urs..

and nobody asked him to shave that annoying moustache..??

I hope they don't go back their drinks afterwards..

something tells me this lady will hit it big with her fashion line if she works hard,networks well and also,has a wide range of prices for her collection...I pray she succeeds...I like enterprising women..

Man's inhumanity to machine..talk of motor slavery..vehicle abuse...hehehe

congrats to her...I hope she gets a good job in a good hospital with experienced seniors who will guide her as she builds her career..most of those young doctors in hospitals especially private hospitals don't know anything...most of them are disasters waiting to happen..

different shades of skin colour...someone should show this pictures to am aspiring bleacher...

this is really sad....he was celebrated here on nairaland a few months back.. just a few months back..kai kai kai...Boko Haram took out a gallant soldier...May he find eternal rest in eternity..Amen...part of me believes he was sold out...this is why it will be difficult to win this war..so many moles,so many spies and so many traitors among the ranks of the Nigerian Army..believe me when I say this is true

Dharniel:
JESUS CHRIST!!!!
may his soul rest in peace.

my piece: those boys selling goods on the highway risks their lives always, the way some of them chase down cars is very dangerous, i hope his colleagues would learn from this tragic event.

walahi you spoke my mind..you need to see how some hold on to vehicles or even run in front of huge trucks..this is very sad..i believe hawking should be abolished...I mean..strict rules made against hawking..there are other ways to sell your wares...ours is a dysfunctional society else there shudnt be any need to hawk.

Alexander001:
if you ever think you had a rough month in
October, just remember that
ManchesterUnited scored only one premier
league goal in October. And their fans still
have to vote for their "October goal of the
month".

this is savage...

odomanis:
And you honestly believe this project was designed and started by this administration ? And completed in less than 24 months ? This slow administration ? IF you believe that, you can believe anything.

it was started 10months ago...