₦airaland Forum

VolTOxic:
The owner is dull. No offence.

really dull..could av just bent it..

akins56:
Werray gidi ni baba yi sha!
If he con dey inspect 4th mainland bridge nko!!?

na die d contractor dey be dt na..baba go swim enter the lagoon,go the lagoon floor go check foundation heheheh...

what kinda curse has befallen this our generation...OK...she has curves...ladies that don't have should go and kill themselves..or men who wants ladies with curves should go and die....abeg..all curves and no sense...makes pascaline a stupid girl...

oh boy..the speed along that road isnt small...drivers lose their heads when. they get there...

I have many...just to mention a few I can remember...nt in any particular order...The Heat,Austin Powers,Identity Thief,Horrible Bosses,Get Hard,Pink Panther,Johnny English,Friday,Friday After Next..oh boy them plenty...

which school did they graduate from as medical doctors?

Litmus:
Not so.

All over the world, ministers in government have been given portfolios unrelated and uncomplimentary to their professions.

this is the problem with us in Nigeria...always comparing ourselves with other countries..why not let's approach our problems in the most pragmatic way we can...there is no point copying others...what is good for their goose might not be good for our gander..

it's only in Nigeria a lawyer will be made minister of works...pathetic...minister of justice mba...secretary to federal government mba...I m sick of dis country..

kele bu Uwa nmebi...Ara puru onye a ohu nru...chukwu zoputa anyi..Uwa nka e me bigo...

buharisbae:
I know some people will come for my head but she isn't BEAUTIFUL!

ahh...I dnt think I am coming for your head...

till u 'catch' HIV...all dis ppl sounding too important and they ain't shit...

WebHostingPal:
Yeah, not a problem at all.... To be honest with you, Most BMW 5 Series are great, I've had 520, 525 and 530 series before as you may no, the only difference to them are the engine sizes. 520 is 2 Litres Engine, 525, 2.5 Litres and the last one is 3 Litres. You can't compare the power of these three models. a typical 530 Litres BMW is really powerful, even though you are doing 120 miles on the clock, it feels like you are just driving at 30 miles, it's seriously amazing.

BMWs are very strong as well, the was a guy that put a bimmer in cruise control at 70 miles per hour, he dind't know how to operate the control, and some how unlucky for him, the system lucks, break not fuctioning and cruise control wouldn't work respond. The guy was tooting other road users off the motor way, he was reaching a massive round about very fast at that 70 miles per hour, before he knew it he'd smashed into the round about.

I'm telling you the story because the guy actually survived un-hurt. A very luck guy. He only survived because the BMW took the impact of the hit, if that was another car it would have been a different ball game. That's why you see people stick to BMWs, for safety.

Below stats of some of the BMs

525 auto, running on petrol has 192 BHP engine power, with an acceleration of 0-60mph in 8.7 seconds and up to the top speed of 145 mph

525 auto, running on diesel has 177 BHP engine power, with an acceleration of 0-60mph in 8.3 seconds and up to the top speed of 141 mph

525 manual, running on petrol has 192 BHP engine power, with an acceleration of 0-60mph in 7.9 seconds and up to the top speed of 148 mph

525 manual, running on diesel has 177 BHP engine power, with an acceleration of 0-60mph in 8.1 seconds and up to the top speed of 143 mph

If you travel alot interstate and for business, you can't go wrong with a 5 series, they are all quick on the go. If you are the sporty type that like massive control, and get away quick, you probably want BMW 525 manual @ 192 BHP. BMWs are some of the cars that even though they have high millage, they still drive like brand new.

Apart from the Fomular1 cars that is 800BHP, the Hennessey Venom (GT) is the fastest road car at 270 BHP reaching 60 mph in just 2.3 seconds, so you can understand how fast a BMW can be compared to other typical house hold cars. I've seen a BMW that reaches 60 mph just under 5.9 seconds. As you may know, one of the fasted BMWs, BMW M3 GTR if not the fastest reaches 60 mph in just 3.3 seconds, that's not far from the worlds road fastest car at all. So BMs are no joke.

So if you feel like you want authority on the road go for a BMW, just be sure you buy one that is in perfect working condition, otherwise BMs parts can be very expensive.

Hope this helps and goodluck in your search...

should av replied long ago..thanks for this enlightenment

youngest85:
You are mouthed...


7 cartons of Red label 4 u!

heya..i dnt drink sha...make it seven cartons fruit juice

I know dt guy...

youngest85:
gv me d number of one of his female relatives and i will locate him ASAP

ose...jack bauer....james bond....Rambo....DSS....oshe...baddest...guy..

krimes:
True, I see many like that on fb. They act one scene. Their fb page suddenly reads Works in Nollywood Movies. And they write posts like 'i must make it' 'i love my job' 'location things' 'filming things' 'osinachi'

hustle is real bro..

pop corn and regular groundnut is nice..but try popcorn and 'peanuts'....don't get addicted..cos I av woken up several times st night just to eat it...hot pap and akara on Saturday morning is my joint...OP forgot Coca cola and bread....Yam and Beans....Jollof rice and beans pudding?..kai

krimes:
Nigeria has lots of popular actresses. The problem is, most of us don't know them. How then are they popular?

seems u didn't get the memo...the word 'popular' now means so many things but 'well known' same goes for words like 'gorgeous'..'hot'..'storm'..

ANybody still?

did he also create the driving simulator...but not to be a wet blanket...he really did good..he is a genius..

if she didn't dress well now,,you people will talk..now she didn't show her flabby laps and all her cellulite in places I don't want to mention....you aren't grateful..some pictures u see...you just want to gorge ur eyes out...

who are you to insult the word gorgeous...that's how you people spoilt 'dear' for us.....we don't even know what ladies mean when they use that word....like

Guy : Hi..au was ur day..?
Lady: Fine,au was urs dear...?
Guy: Bin a wyl...au av u been...
Lady: I m ok dear...
Guy: Ok...so..blah blah blah
Lady: Blah blah blah dear..

Guy:This girl is into me..let me ask her out
Lady:We can only be friends..i am engaged dear..

why not just keep the convo civil..and save the guy the confusion..

mrkayusfit:
This pictures reeks of hypocrisy. You are trying to spite the herdsmen for moving their cattles forgetting they have the right to live and do their business in any part of the Country. This is why we have to support the grazing bill so they can have grazing fields in every state in the country.

nice sarcasm...well played.

this guy wrote trash..imagine a sentence being as long as a paragraph...kai....you berra be grateful to your supervisor..some will not even go beyond 5 to 7 lines....no source, no technical terms....just long story...reminds me of my b.tech thesis...thesis dey sweet die sha if u know how to write story story.....but the first rule of writing fake story story is.....don't say trash...

oluwafreshkid:
And all our bathrooms in Nigeria must have small small windows!!! Is that the official architectural design in Nigeria?

its not..its a thing of choice...for convenience and maybe privacy most times...

isn't any idiot goin to think of biogas..why do they think of things that will be harmful to the common man...the waste generated in lagos is enough to power 60% of Lagos...it will even help us clean up our country.....kai...what has Nigeria done to deserve clueless buffoons as leaders since 1960....

henrylowe:
I started dating this girl in 2013 when she was still seeking admission. I was already done with school managing a little business for survival when she got admitted into the university. My plan was to get married to her if things went as planned.

A year after she gained admission,, she started exhibiting some questionable characters which seemed hard to cope with. She started acting like she was too busy for me, she started replying cold tgo my chat, she no longer cared and a few to mention. Well, I wasn't surprised because ladies often turn a new leaf the moment they get into the university and start having various toasters. Though, I could read these were signs of possible break up due to the pressure from various suitors and perhaps, better offers. I tried to rekindle the fire of our love by having a heart to heart talk with her but all my effort seemed to be a waste.

Her strange attitude, which I could no longer cope with, persisted until I told her I needed a break hoping she would beg me and make things right. To my greatest surprise, she said was cool with it if that was what I wanted . We went separate ways for about 7 months after which we reconciled in April, this year. After a lengthy discussion blaming each other for our unseriousness and childishness, I inquired if she was still intact the way I left her and she told me she was. (Though, I would have confirmed that during cuddling but she was on her period that day)

She went home that day and later gave me a call back telling me she needed to see me the next day in order to make a confession. The moment she said it, I already knew she had lost it but I wanted to hear it from her mouth. She came the next day telling me she carelessly lost to a dude whom she wasn't dating it barely a month after we parted ways. . I was so disappointed and sad that, how could someone I dated for one and half year without touching just throw herself to a man whom met just a month after to defile her.

She cried and pleaded for mercy and since forgiveness is from God, I forgave her even though I found it hard to get it off my chest. Now, I can still see some components of infidelity in her despite trying my best not to reminisce on the past. Though, I still love her but not as before and I no longer trust her like I used to do

Nairalander, don't you think it's too risky to continue with a relationship considering the fact that the TRUST is gone already? Please am I wasting my time with this lady or I should let her go just to save myself from worry and nightmare?

Please your advice is highly needed

the heart says it all..but I am not inside ur heart so I will say it the way I assume....look let her go...u said trust is gone..wats a relationship without trust...its like driving a vehicle without steering wheel..it could head anyway but nowhere good...look..if I were you...I will not even accept her...I don't support Sex before marriage so there is no justificatn for you wanting to be first to sleep with her...for the fact that she gave herself to
another man isnt enough reason to let her go....i mean you guys were broken up already..not that it justifies her infidelity....things between you too will never remain the same so for the sake of ur sanity just let her go...its best for both of u

do ppl still watch tinsel today...

dealordea:
Bro this is not about saving! It is about leaving the economy to fight corruption! Leaving our economy on autopilot for 6 months and traveling up and down without direction! America didn't save during their recession time but Obama didn't leave economy to fight corruption! He has plans and he execute everything accordingly! Your dullardino is busy fighting corruption while the economy is going backward

please help me tell that guy...I don't know the nonsense he js talking about..its a year already and nothing to show for it...he is talking as if PMB met zero Naira in the economy...he was voted to sustain and maybe resuscitate the economy.... the way some people talk sef I wonder if they have sense..do they know how hard it is for families now..governors have not paid salaries..yet keep collecting allocation and sundry monies..nobody to call them to order
..today..its as if their is no existing government..only the North seems unaffected...

ajokebelle:
I hate that question 'have you eaten'.

honestly nowadays..i try to avoid mundane talks..its either I have something conversation-worthy to say or I just called to say hello...

tolugar:
Killing animals in the cemetery is prohibited.

You may end up killing a ghost that came out for fresh air


Nairaland best meat

FP sure thing.

dis is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a while...kill a Ghost..maybe OP wasn't joking sha.

BMW 3 or 5series...Benz e or c class....whatsapp..07032769167