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blackberry is based in waterloo..ontario canada..why won't they meet their water loo..

in a way..the guy that parked that BMW has my respect..he parked like a boss.. his bimmer is really packing some heat...one parking spot alone can't handle that...the vehicle is Parked like a boss like..come close if you dare...

NeduLuiZ:
Had to dig out these old pictures... Used to be one hell of a skinny dude.

dude I need tips..believe me..i need to know how you got your own results..m waiting.

I am an arsenal fan and my boss is a Chelsea fan...he is going to be cranky all week...he is a real bully too...at least a draw would have been okay..

obviously someone cloned her twitter account or she didn't post that herself...Nigerians have a knack for been blinded with sentiments and refusing to be objective...I ain't pro-the government-in-power but I won't get blinded by sentiments..they do well...I clap for them...they dont.i bash the Hell out of them..

benflin:
I think u should check the Guest room entrance again, I think ur plan should b more flexible, a guest room today it may become another family room tomorrow don't treat it like that

on point

Lukmann1:
very good, now they are saw why they shall need to be together. i am expected more songs from them for the remain day on this year.

ok now I know you are are doing it intentionally

Lukmann1:

They keep disgraced this country, shames on that hotel.

and with this your grammar,who are you disgracing?

abumeinben:
I wonder why these are always news...

It's like a father, after feeding his family, takes to the street to announce he just fed his family....what's his primary responsibility
?

when I become president of Nigeria by God's Grace ...I will look for people like you to work with me...just took the words out of my mouth

elvision1:
if i can't i blow it then why is it called MY trumpet?

MY mistake then..keep blowing..even compose a Symphony sef..

DLioness:
hmm

yeah

DLioness:
I am nt a sir and I nt get ur comment.

wasn't addressing you with the sir,eskiss me sir,.. is a stereotype for how unlearned individuals from a certain tribe says 'excuse me sir '...'iwe' means a bookworm..not necessarily a nerd....so in context....i reported you to an imaginary sir..saying..excuse me sir..here is a bookworm...which is you...get it...never had to explain myself this way on nairaland like I just did now..i am exhausted...

Vinshu:
Lol

So because you sponsored his M.sc means he must get married you?

That lady must be daft

you didn't have to make ur ignorance so obvious....do you think she will be so pained if she was doing him a favour or she was running a charity...

elvision1:
This is cool, but am finding it hard to laugh cus it feels old skool and predictable, Dunno why sha. Maybe i've got an heightened sense of humour and uncanny ability to mentally explain jokes till they are no longer funny.

this is probably the loudest I have ever heard of anyone blowing his own trumpet...heightened sense of humor...smh

nma24:
My uncle owns a koenigsegg.... Always parked in his garage.

I believe you..

DLioness:
I miss the Nigerian Law School

eskiss me sir...we just spotted an 'iwe' here....

sweerychick:
That looks like a cow's heart

really..even after the suspects have confirmed what it is....this ur doubting Thomas-ness beats me..

well...what can I say..our ladies will never learn..dont go to a guy's house you really don't know..they won't hear...seems the ladies of today exchanged virtue for naivety...this is really sad...even if those guys are killed....it doesn't suffice for the crime committed.....

my brother don't be angry with her..upbringing does a lot...I av been in a family where cooking only rice takes 5 hours..from the time the rice is taken from the bag to when it is poured into the pot...and the pot Is put on fire...etc...they will serve the food and it will be so small...she actually doesn't know time management...or let me ask...hope you have a fully functional kitchen with basic amenities...one thing you can also do is this...stay in the kitchen with her anyday you aren't going to work. ..and just observe her then advice her...if she tries then I think you should give her a chance...

oh boy..the people wey beat this man no get any form of chill oh..see as dem beat person till the person come resemble chinko...hehehe...every day for the thief...but our leaders sef suppose follow chop for this kind beating...kai..

I shed a few tears

Jarizod:
[color=#679267] Filters ke Abeg is Sean Tizzle related to LAI Mohammed [/color]

dude...that lie has lai Mohammed written all over it...more like,this lie is 'from the stables of lai mohammed'

SpaxeX:
You need to control your defense with timing and also switch on offside trap, the reason Messi score so easily is because of his agility so next time if Messi's on the ball make use of well timed slide tackles.. In general, use your sense

dude..I wasn't asking for tips...

rottennaija:
I mean the toughest stage. Defending is so poor while giving strikers the most magical moment

took the words out of my mouth..been trying to beat computer using Brazil against Computer's Argentina..its America Cup competition..i av never won..each time I am close..defense fumbles..i mean..glaringly...either keeper looks on ND Messi scores or defense doesn't mark and the player strolls...i play superstar difficulty level only...I can't wait to get 2017 to see what nonsense they av experimented with this time...even through pass is messed up.

Thank you Jesus...Thank you for saving this lady...Would have been sad if the devil succeeded...All Glory to your Holy Name Father Lord Almighty...I don't know her...but I feel very happy for her...

this design group groups are really balling ohh...nice work..

dunmorris:
Google Chrome browser for tablet

ok bro..thanks a lot..I use a blackberry z3..i will see if it will work in it...

dunmorris:
Below Is The Screen Shot Of The Tweet

Link To The Post
https://web.facebook.com/omokri/posts/10210020400483876

OP abeg wats the name of this your browser app..i like the UI..

Hmmn...we are seating on a keg of gun powder,it's just a matter of time..i hope Nigeria will be able to recover from this government after 2019,whatever damage this country suffered in the past 7 years,this government has managed to equal it in less than 2 years, whatever prosperity has come the way of this country in the past 7 years,this government has managed to squander it all away in less than 2 years...well...its early days..so all we can do is hope and pray we pull through as a country and as individuals...if this government continues this way and come 2019,they win re-election,this country might well cease to exist...I say it here again..if we eventually split as a country,it won't be because someone fought or agitated for it,it will happen as a last resort,it will come as the only solution..God help Nigeria..and Nigerians also..God bless this government also for the sake of Nigeria and her people.

better a broken engagement than a broken marriage..

LadyMercedes:
I, for one, won't drive a manual.

First of all, driving in Lagos traffic can be a b*tch! I can't imagine driving a manual car... with the clutching, and braking, and shifting of gear. Life's too short for dislocated shoulders and muscle pulls.

Secondly, I don't know when to shift. Gear one, after 5 seconds, I move to two, and I stay there till the car starts making weird noises, then I shift to three... in that manner.

After driving a car with Automatic transmission, nothing would make me drive manual.

Which would you rather drive, and why? A car with a manual transmission, or one with automatic transmission?

do u know Au boring it is to drive an automatic vehicle..i mean..with manual..u are active....u get the real driving thrills....manual tranny cant be phased out...automatic is cool..but on long journeys becomes boring....