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They released me when i finished their food!!!

Uncle I, Uncle I,

@yawatide, please where can i buy the change of profession form?

It doesn't address it. Not looking for where to book, rather looking for a site that provides the feed.

trudigits is cool , i equally host with them!!!

Thanks tpia, am still on search to find out how this can be authoritatively detected.

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(seun wrap the dots)

We seek the services of a full time web developer in our office at Ikeja, Lagos.

Requirements:
- Working knowledge of HTML/CSS
- Good knowledge of PHP and Javascript
- Not more than 25 years old
- Must have worked on at least one web project.

NOTES:
- Position provides huge potentials to learn
- If all you have done in the past is to install wordpress, joomla and the likes, you need not apply. (we value how things are done not just doing things)
- If you prefer installing and 'copying and pasting' over learning how to get things done yourself, you need not apply.

Application

Send application and CV to jobs@bestvalueproviders.com on or before June 14, 2012

That is not exactly what i mean. My question is: can u by any means obstruct data service of a network in an area?

Which Airline Booking API do u know or use? One with correct and updated info always?

Thank You

Can internet service such as MTN, Etisalat or Glo data service be disrupted in a location by a third party (not the provider itself)?

If it can, how can it be detected and fixed?

@greenmouse, am totally not interested in the trainings and do not know the poster, but i think it is very rude marketing the same service on his thread.

Ujujoan: I noticed that most people shy away from their duties as someone’s Boyfriend and Girlfriend. By GF/BF I mean anybody you are in a committed relationship with (with or without sex). Of course for the married/engaged couples, it goes beyond duty; it becomes a responsibility.

For a guy, these are the things he would expect from a GF.

1. Help make his meals: Even if she doesn’t know how to cook, she should ensure he always has food to eat. Either by making him cook and store or by getting a cook for me. Either way, his feeding should be her responsibility. Of course the guy does the funding!!

2. Help keep his house clean: Now I know this is hard for most ladies to understand but guys operate better in a clean environment. Even though he’s a bachelor, his apartment should always reflect the presence of a woman in his life. If you can’t clean, get help!!

3. Help with his Laundry: Okay, that’s a no-go area for most girls but the truth is that, guys expect it. It’s not right to sit back and watch you BF wash his clothes. A lady should ensure that her guy is at his best appearance always! If you can’t wash, take them to the cleaner and pick them up! Of course he should foot the bill.

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

5. Host his friends: Guys like to host their friends once in a while and as his GF, you should try your best to be there for him. Don’t just write it off as a guy’s thing . .  be there to serve the drinks, serve the snacks/meals, make the small talks, and know when to leave if they want to get down to the guys talk. Just being there makes him happy that you can blend into his life!!

6. Be with him: As a GF, as far as the r/ship involves sex, it’s your duty to satisfy your BF. Sometimes, it’s not even about the sex, it’s about knowing he can hold you in his arms all night long. A guy needs comfort from a girl, so as his girl, you should let him know you are there! That’s very important.

As a girl, these are the things I expect from my BF.

1. Handy-man: Okay the word’s a bit derogatory, but if I have a BF, he should be there to fix my things. Electrical faults, plumbing, household appliances and even my car. Even if I have to pay for it, he should be the one to take it to the electrician/mechanic and make sure it gets fixed! If I have to travel a far distance, he should be ready to drive me, if I have a flat tire, he should be ready to change it and get it fixed. Infact, if I need anything done, he should get it done. That’s why we really hare their numbers on speed dial :d

2. My escort: Well I can’t go for that wedding/ Party alone! He has to come with me.

3. My protector: Okay, before you say another word to me, I’ll have you know that I have a BF :d I actually let a guy go cos he let someone else toast me while I was with him. Before you talk to me, you think of what my BF will do to you!

4. Money: I know you guys don’t want to hear this but it’s the fact! My BF (poorer or richer than I am) pays for my hair and my clothes. Now I don’t expect him to take up totally financial responsibility of me, but if I’m throwing my B/day party, he shd pay for it or at least pay for most of it. He should at least once in a very blue moon, take me and my ladies out! He should pay for some lil things that I need and he should contribute, no matter how small, in anything I do!!

5. Call me: Now this is a very tick one. If I have a BF, he should be the one calling more often. No matter how busy he is. He should call and check up on me while I’m at work, he should call me when I’m sick, he should call me when he wakes up in the morning and before he sleeps at night. . .  cos I’ll expect him to!

6. Be with me: It’s not just the guys that want sex, we want it too. We also love the feeling of curling up in his arms all night long. We love company, we love knowing he’s there!!

Pls dont attack me for the looooong post oh!   

This is total rubbish!!!! it is a very useless post!

This is the exact type of stereotyping that has been messing up our relationships!!!

sees question, searches head, cant find my css dictionary, pursues poster with a cutlass for certain reasons

will be back

Please abegiii... i simply live my life, if it pleases you, then we are game!

Seun, how will the data be handled?

Is part of the task creating a script that handles the backend result upload?

I guess d contestants will create their db structure or will you be providing that? Is it only the front end task that will be tackled?

I think there is a fundamental problem in this topic!!!

WHAT IS LOVE

Love means different things to different folks, some are not really sure what it means and some are not sure if it exists.

A lot of people with different definitions; So what is essential for Mr A's 'Love' may not be essential for Mr B's 'Love' (NB: Love is in quotes)

ayodele123: My opinion:
For a woman,love and money are intertwined and are the same.
For a man, love and sex are interwoven and are the same.
If you are asking if there is love without money,is it not the same as asking a man if there is a marriage without sex?
If we expect a woman to love without money in the equation,ask a man if he can scale through a marriage without sex in the equation and without looking elsewhere?

Very poor thinking! so the wife is 'helping' the husband by sleeping with him!!!

Why are we arguing self!!!!

Have been having this issue for quite sometime and it seems strange.

I cannot see any fb plugin - like, comment, etc, on any website while browsing with my etisalat modem but i can access facebook fully.

Anybody experienced such before? What may be the issue?

Go and learn fast; then come back

I think dual core finished the matter

@doncigalo, go sleep.

@dual, alright later

doncigalo:
@ogzille Coming to web design I say my last work speak for itself,  U R A HACK WHO USES TEMPLATES !! U LACK CREATIVITY MATE !!!

@dhtml d feeling is mutual ,  but all said and done I actually would love to redesign ur website,  for free

now compare with this

doncigalo:
@ugzille Oi u [size=14pt]IGNORANUS [/size], I aint got the time to go thru ur sites to check wether they are templates or not .

cant you see you are a complete olodo, 100% olodo content

@abidemi and tony, ok no probs.

i guess the olodo (doncigalo) is still running around looking for my site that was built with a template. Please hurry cos ur olodo rep is increasing!

Dual Core:
When an average Nigerian tells you your (hand crafted) site is a "template site". Be happy. In the Nigerian mentality a site that is too good to me done by a Nigerian with the same mindset as theirs. . . is a "template site".

I think that is what is happening here ooo!!!

Abidemi_A:
@ogzille,

Nice work on your recruitment portal, I am currently working on a similar project (demo.nigeriarecruiter.com), do you mind sharing your contact with me, so that we can share ideas?

yeah, u can reach me; contact on sites

*dhtml:
I am working on a recruitment portal too, but i ave gotten stranded on some client jobs - i need to raise funds for my project - maybe i may borrow ideas from you guys as well.

Ok sir! when are we starting the fund raising?

Dual Core:
Ogzille, I heard about what you did and your anonymous stunt. . . weldone   . Let's talk about your plans on y!m when you are free.

    hope am safe. we will talk!

@while i wait for part of my work that is a template, did you say hangman, mshewwwww *shakes head*

@doncigalo, now you are simply blabbing!!! See as the people you are attacking are getting jobs, and you are here making noise (very soon he will say the job isnt his class).

FYI, i have never used a template. Consider yourself a complete fool if you cannot show us which of my site is a template.

All my javascript, php, html and Actionscript are custom coded. All my effects are custom or you think they cannot be done?

If you cannot show me any feature or part of my works that is a template, know that you are a complete olodo!

Dual Core:
Apologize? LoL, when hell freezes over. Ain't you used to these kinda people? Allow him to continue making noise. Don't blame him, blame the jQuery coders who did the actual building of the scripts with an overly clear documentation that just anyone could pick up and use. 

Yesooooo, i really blame the jquery coders

hahahahahahahahahhaha

i guess my websites are so beautiful that you call them templates, i laugh again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy wake up and learn, the path you are taking is not the learning path.

We are not mates ok, what i can do you cannot!!!! what i did years ago, you cannot do in years to come!

please when it comes to designs we arent mates; when it comes to programming, you still a baby!!!

Wait, before we talk again, which code have you written before?

@doncigalo, come on shut up joor. You lack respect!!!

What do you know? What can you even do? You do not have bragging (your bragging rights is your portfolio) rights at all (when it comes to that), so respect yourself and continue learning (that is if you can).

Talking about designs now, the site you posted is simply an everyday regular site that any jack can come up with, so whats the heck with you.

Talking about programming, i can bet you do not know jack as well. Plugging in already coded jquery codes does not make you a programmer anyway!!!!!!!!

Now my advice: Go back, start learning and come back later.

Wait, apologise for your misconduct before going to learn.