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SportsRe: Enyimba FC Throws Shade At Manchester United After UCL Ouster by ohem007(m): 3:04am On Mar 15, 2018
See them........





Workers of the night...una no dey sleep

FamilyRe: Man Teaches His Little Sons How To Smoke Sisha, Gets Blasted, He Fires Back by ohem007(m): 1:42am On Mar 15, 2018
Eeyah.... No be him fault..


He is so primitive..

The mo'fucker wrote keep "shot"...

No wonder
RomanceRe: Two Nairalanders Rock In Pre-wedding Shoots by ohem007(m): 1:32am On Mar 15, 2018
Where is the party gon be......



I must chop rice
CrimeRe: 18-Year-Old Girl Commits Suicide Over JAMB UTME Score In Delta State by ohem007(m): 1:11am On Mar 15, 2018
Buh i thought jamb said they have not yet post their result na......

That the present result is fake



Yesterday i saw one post about jamb and fake result shit...



Cant she just wait for some days...


Even cut off mark is 110 for poly and 120 for uni..... (*even small doctor sef go enter school*)......







Even me sef........i wrote jamb 4 times...
Na post jamb dey always fvck me up
CrimeRe: Emirates Air Hostess Commits Suicide In Uganda By Jumping Out Of A Moving Plane by ohem007(m): 1:00am On Mar 15, 2018
Jisos is lawd......



Did she urinate on herself






or maybe pee dey catch and she need to use the bathroom urgently buh when she got there it was occupied by (*wait lemme look for 1 ugandan name*) #otungatu so instead of urinating on herself she jumped out thinking the plane was still on the ground....




Chaiii....sense no go kill me
Science/TechnologyRe: Man Kills A Python That Entered His Window In Lagos (Photos) by ohem007(m): 12:51am On Mar 15, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
I jump out with a cutlass and behold this very snake...
Oga dnt tell me it is what i am thinking o.....

EducationRe: Lost But Found Uniosun Student Confesses, Says He Used His School Fees For MMM by ohem007(m): 12:37am On Mar 15, 2018
yeye dey smell

FamilyRe: Fake Marriages Taking Place In Nigeria, Says Immigration Boss by ohem007(m): 12:33am On Mar 15, 2018
The first picture gan....

CrimeRe: Man Caught Trying To Rape A Little Boy In Calabar, Heavily Beaten (photos by ohem007(m): 12:29am On Mar 15, 2018
Sumbori shud help me zoom it....




I cant fit see the pishure.....
CrimeRe: Vigilante Members Arrested After Attacking And Abducting Man In Lagos. Photos by ohem007(m): 12:25am On Mar 15, 2018
Vigi gini.....





Kini itumo
TravelRe: Longest And Most Confusing Pedestran Bridge In Nigeria by ohem007(m): 12:13am On Mar 15, 2018
Me i am not seeing anything o....




Somebody shud please xplain
EducationRe: Two Nigerian Students Sent To Study Abroad Welcome A New Baby. Photos by ohem007(m): 3:01am On Mar 14, 2018
MDsambo:
Uganda is far better than this shithole
see this one....

If you are tired then Bleep off....


Nigeria is even overpopulated sef..

We dont need people like you
CrimeRe: Badoo Cult Members Bundled Into A Car After Being Arrested In Lagos. Photos by ohem007(m): 2:41am On Mar 14, 2018
I smell lies.....




Cos me ion trust no sarz mo'fucker again o..




Sarz don terrorize the whole iyana ipaja that i can't come out from my house again for 1 week straight till now....



Just to buy akara my friend was arrested...with him akara for hand
EducationRe: UTME: Candidate Who Hid Phone In Her Pant, Arrested (Photo) by ohem007(m): 2:30am On Mar 14, 2018
contactmorak:
she had sat for JAMB for more than four times and had been unable to secure admission. “My last score was 179
1 word.....












"blockhead"
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Nina Requests To Call Her Boyfriend. Nigerians React by ohem007(m): 2:19am On Mar 14, 2018
That moment when i pass one full blooded guy's comment talking bout this sh*t a$$ show....





Dumb good for nothing gurly show.....

TravelRe: CBN Police Blocked Owerri-mbaise Road For 3hours To Fix Spoilt Vehicle by ohem007(m): 2:11am On Mar 14, 2018
Na normal tin na.....



Shey the civilians go wait if some hoodlums fire two shots for air......




That one is even small...

They chase everybody inside bank..
They told us to go home

anyways....na their bizness
TravelRe: CBN Police Blocked Owerri-mbaise Road For 3hours To Fix Spoilt Vehicle by ohem007(m): 1:57am On Mar 14, 2018
FarahAideed:
The country is very lawless but given the facts there was little the could do that take up a defensive cordon stance incase robbers tried to jump them because that vehicle that spoilt could have been even sabotaged for all you know
tiri gbosa for you my broda
EducationRe: Armless Ghanaian Maths Teacher Writing With Marker In Her Mouth (Photo) by ohem007(m): 1:32am On Mar 14, 2018
youngelder:
Me: Madam, how'd you write lesson notes and Mark assignments


Woman:

CelebritiesRe: Chris Brown Shares Video Of Nigerians Doing Break Dance In 1959 by ohem007(m): 1:29am On Mar 14, 2018
I personally told him to drop the video....

How can that small boiy be posting video of my dear nigeria





Vote for me come 2019

RomanceRe: Used Condom Spotted In A Lady's Handbag (Photo) by ohem007(m): 1:16am On Mar 14, 2018
They don catch am.....

Nairaland GeneralRe: Keke Rider Gets N400K Reward For Returning Lost N300K In Akwa Ibom. Photos by ohem007(m): 2:12am On Mar 13, 2018
Abeg who is that fine shorie at the middle.......
PoliticsRe: Peace Corps Members Protest In Benue, Urge Buhari To Give Assent To Peace Corps by ohem007(m): 2:08am On Mar 13, 2018
Tahhh....


Gerraway here


cow meat put himself for soup periwinkle show him face........
CelebritiesRe: Dija Welcomes 2nd Child, A Daughter (Photo) by ohem007(m): 2:03am On Mar 13, 2018
She aint got no boobies....






Wonder how she is gon breastfeed
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy And Boyfriend Asa Asika Love Up In New Photo by ohem007(m): 1:58am On Mar 13, 2018
House boy tinzzzz......
CrimeRe: Mad Man Attacks Schoolchildren In Ogun, Kills 2 (Graphic) by ohem007(m): 1:36am On Mar 13, 2018
How how how how how how.....


How are we goin to start it

CrimeRe: Lady Staring At A Suspected Rapist's Joystick In Zimbabwe After His Arrest by ohem007(m): 1:29am On Mar 13, 2018
They don catch am....

FamilyRe: Delta Couple Announce Their Divorce On Facebook (Photos) by ohem007(m): 1:10am On Mar 13, 2018
Dude look like he got down syndrome....




I am just saying o
RomanceRe: Man Looking For A Wife, Will Give Her Iphonex And Corolla Car (Photos) by ohem007(m): 12:21am On Mar 11, 2018
Chikita66:
Sorry to say but you don't look like someone that can afford iPhone X and car.
money no dey show for face...



Shey you know
RomanceRe: Man Looking For A Wife, Will Give Her Iphonex And Corolla Car (Photos) by ohem007(m):
Oga carry the iphone X and corrolla sell......




Use the return buy tooth paste and tooth brush for yourself...

CelebritiesRe: Zambia Deports Zodwa Wabantu, Pantless South African Dancer by ohem007(m): 7:47pm On Mar 10, 2018
So as it is so....


She aint wearing anything...
CrimeRe: MAN O WAR Handcuffs 16-Year-Old Boy To A Bike In Lagos After Wrong Accusation by ohem007(m): 7:37pm On Mar 10, 2018
Another one wey happen to me....



I wear camo waka for road na him one Boy scout nigga just walk up to me come be like


"bros you know say you no suppose wear this shirt"....


I just turn face the mo'fucker tell am say if i slap you ehn you go wake up for tommorow...


Where were you when we dey fight war...



F*ck man O war.....
CrimeRe: MAN O WAR Handcuffs 16-Year-Old Boy To A Bike In Lagos After Wrong Accusation by ohem007(m): 7:32pm On Mar 10, 2018
The last time i had an issue with this mo'fucker......


The idiot tell my brother to comot the camo short wey him wear..

And one of my friend dad and brother na airforce and navy respectively....
I just call the guy sharp sharp na him the guy show..
First question wey dem ask am na
you know you too are not allow to put on a camouflage... The yeye man O war no wan gree... Na him the guy tell am make he try am....just waka for outside small

The idiot was like i am also a para military man na....



Lolll.....the idiot don fear
The yeye man O war just mello for one corner

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