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SportsRe: Paul The Octopus Predicts Spain To Win World Cup by oisehumen(op): 1:43pm On Jul 09, 2010
I don't believe it jare.
FamilyRe: 70% Of Nigerians Are Mentally Unstable - Psychiatrist by oisehumen(m): 1:40pm On Jul 09, 2010
What's this talk about come to Uk and u will see some Nigerians who are this and that?
Excuse me jare angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
I can assure you  that those same people who u think are mentally unstable also think that u guys are bleeped up upstairs  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsPaul The Octopus Predicts Spain To Win World Cup by oisehumen(op): 1:24pm On Jul 09, 2010
DON'T be a sucker — put your money on Spain to win the World Cup.

Why? Because psychic octopus Paul has backed the conquerors of his beloved Germany to overcome Holland in Sunday's showpiece final.

The eight-legged mystic has a 100 per cent record during this summer's tournament, having successfully called all the results for his side.

Paul, from the Sea Life Aquarium in Oberhausen, chooses his winners ahead of matches by plucking a mussel from one of two boxes with each country's flag on.

With Spain having defeated Germany in the semi-final, Paul's powers have been called upon to predict a match that does not feature his home country.

And he has returned a verdict that will be applauded from Barcelona to Madrid, with Iker Casillas backed to lift the trophy in Johannesburg.



Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/worldcup2010/3047603/Paul-the-Octopus-predicts-Spain-to-win-World-Cup.html#ixzz0tBfhNBlc
FamilyRe: 70% Of Nigerians Are Mentally Unstable - Psychiatrist by oisehumen(m): 12:22pm On Jul 09, 2010
Outstrip:
LOL. It's probably true
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What is probably true with this hilarious statement? angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Do u even know what a whopping 70% of your population amounts to?

Some people will just sit in the comfort of their air-conditioned rooms and come out with some mischievous and malicious statements and we come here to applause them angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Nigerian Anglican Homosexual Priest Defrocked by oisehumen(m): 12:11pm On Jul 09, 2010
Signs of end-time!
Big shame
FamilyRe: 70% Of Nigerians Are Mentally Unstable - Psychiatrist by oisehumen(m): 11:52am On Jul 09, 2010
Am sure the 70% also includes the Psychiatrist who made this research sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
FamilyRe: Are Marriage Vows Difficult To Uphold? by oisehumen(m): 2:50pm On Jul 08, 2010
To me, marriage vows are not difficult to uphold, at least from personal experience.
However, it is seemingly difficult to uphold because a lot of people go into marriages with little or no knowledge of what they are about to go into.
Some married people have failed to draw the line between bachelorhood/spinsterhood and their present status. This is where the challenges start from. There MUST a clear demarcation in all ramifications, including the company one keeps because it starts from there.

It almost ruined my marriage when i married newly. I had some football granitic friends that i could just part with. I would abandon my wife at home to watch matches with my friends outside, whereas same matches were shown live in our satellite TV at home. It got to a point when my friends started introducing me to some daughters of Eve, it was at that point that i had to take a decision to withdraw from them and save my marriage.

So, is all about knowing what one is going into and knowing when to draw the line.
PoliticsRe: Pastor Okotie Blasts Jonathan Over Soccer Ban Reversal by oisehumen(m): 12:36pm On Jul 08, 2010
DejiYesufu:
Okotie has spoken my mind, however with better grammar. Our govt. has only shown it true character, albiet in the public glare of the whole world. They never should have banned the eagles: you do not throw out the baby with the bath water.
You have said my mind jare cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsFormer Nff Chairman's Wives Dropped From Under 20 Female World Cup In Germany by oisehumen(op): 9:42am On Jul 08, 2010
THE new leadership of the executive board of the Nigeria Football Federation (NFF) yesterday wielded its big stick as the two wives of the impeached former president Sani Lulu Abdulahi were dropped from the list of NFF delegates to the FIFA U-20 female World Cup in Germany.
Sani Lulu 's wives, Salamatu and Fatima Abdulahi, who just returned from South Africa as part of the NFF delegation, The Guardian gathered were among the five people dropped, chairman of the technical committee, Taiwo Ogunjobi, was also dropped by the NFF from the list that travelled for the female World Cup, which kicks off July 13.
When asked about the reduction in the number of NFF delegates for the female championship, yesterday in Abuja, Peter Singabele stated that the board took the decision because the board was working according to the fund available to it.

“The fact that the number of delegates has been reduced is obviously caused by the fund available for the NFF to prosecute the championship in Germany.
“We have to concentrate more on the preparation of the team for a good outing in Germany rather than take many people to Germany at this point in time,” sated Singabele, who assured of equal treatment to all workers of the NFF.
The Falconet, which departed Nigeria yesterday under the leadership of NFF Female Football Development Committee Chairman, Princess Bola Jegede, would play against England on July 14 in Group C, which also has Mexico and Japan.
CultureRe: What Would You Say Is The Best Thing About Living In Nigeria by oisehumen(m): 12:21pm On Jul 07, 2010
Spyker:
So many. I can own as many houses as i can without being taxed.
I can park my car anywhere without paying a parking fee.
I can hire Police to escort me or my family members or even my pets and blow siren without any form of restriction.
I can host a party and play music loud without my neighbours calling the police to charge me for noise pollution.
I can marry a 13year old from any country if i have the money. (lol)
I can be Governor without contesting election.



If i continue, you will know that in Nigeria, everything is free but not for everyone.
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This hilarious post has made my day.
I will laugh all day cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
CareerRe: I got better job through nairaland by oisehumen(m): 12:06pm On Jul 07, 2010
A girlfriend of mine got a better job through Nairaland too.
Congratulations my guy
PoliticsRe: Facebook Influenced My U-turn On National Teams’ Ban — President by oisehumen(m): 11:33am On Jul 07, 2010
Spyker:
Utter rubbish, facebook my backside. What happened to the thousand and one complains on facebook. What attention has he given to them compare to ordinary football.
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Do u expect him to reply or attend to all the complaints at once?
Na one by one now; take am easy bros. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
SportsRe: Enyimba In't Vs Kano Pillars (clash Of The Titans)In Aba -2 : 1 scoreline. by oisehumen(m): 10:59am On Jul 07, 2010
Is AIT or NTA showing it live?
SportsRe: Breaking News: Jonathan Reverses Ban On Super Eagles Hours To Fifa Deadline! by oisehumen(m): 2:50pm On Jul 06, 2010
tkb417:
Home grown idi.ot

if the statement "cleanse Nigeria if its iniquities first" is backward thinking, then apply to the Nigerian Open University for Adult classes

and talking about education, im sure i am much more educated than the king of your clan
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What are you guys dragging now? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Ayo Oritsejafor Now Can President by oisehumen(m): 2:37pm On Jul 06, 2010
KunleOshob:
I am not suprised CAN lost it's credibility long ago. "CAN my foot"
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How do u mean pls?

jcross19:
may God forgive him
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What did he do?
SportsRe: Breaking News: Jonathan Reverses Ban On Super Eagles Hours To Fifa Deadline! by oisehumen(m): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2010
proudly9ja:
If Jonathan unbans them, I dont think there's any shame in it. It only shows he has listening ears. The effect of the ban for a few days itself is enormous. Who would have thought Lulu and his merry men could be sacked?

However, Ojooba is still on that board and needs to be sacked too, infact the whole board should just step down.
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Supported.

tkb417:
all talk no action President

he just made himself a laffing object in the International scene


let him go and ban House of Rep too

shege
Am sure you have not been following the events. At least some of the main rogues in the class house are out.
That was the game plan.
Christianity EtcRe: Govt Bans External Loud Speakers At Religious Centres by oisehumen(m): 1:38pm On Jul 05, 2010
philip0906:
By d way. . .dis ban is ridiculous. . .Y?what happens 2 all those beer parlours and big "joints" that churn out noise called music? undecided undecided
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That's true now.
Record studios should also be included
Christianity EtcRe: Govt Bans External Loud Speakers At Religious Centres by oisehumen(m): 1:23pm On Jul 05, 2010
I understand u my brother! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
But e no go fit work at all.
Na so so fight dem go dey fight after service on Sundays cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy.

But seriously, as a Christian, i totally support this ban.
Christianity EtcRe: Govt Bans External Loud Speakers At Religious Centres by oisehumen(m): 1:14pm On Jul 05, 2010
@Spyker

You are very funny ooo grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
How possible is it to merge churches of different denominations? grin grin grin grin grin grin

Winners and RCCG to merge into one abi? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celestial and K & S to merge? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Govt Bans External Loud Speakers At Religious Centres by oisehumen(m): 12:57pm On Jul 05, 2010
Good move and it should be backed up with action
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Uruguay: [3 - 2] @ World Cup 2010 Semis by oisehumen(m): 11:05am On Jul 05, 2010
Should be Holland if they avoid complacency.
RomanceRe: Messages Found My Wife Had Writen When We Were Sorting Out Our Wedding by oisehumen(m): 10:58am On Jul 05, 2010
mendomp:
Whats the deal with all these weak men on the romance threadhuh where are you guys finding these women huh??

you read the msg, its obvious she is still interested in her past love, oh boy walk away!!! plain and simple!
when the time is right God will send the right woman your way.
good luck
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What happens if the second (new) wife does same? huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
Walking away from any troubled situation has never and will never be the best option.
I think he has to go deep into this matter, find out ONLY the truth from his wife. From there, he can weigh his options and take a decision.
Any decision taken now won't be the best.
SportsRe: Messi: Walcott Could Have Saved England by oisehumen(op): 10:49am On Jul 05, 2010
Imagine Zanetti played right full back against Germany in place of disastrous Nicolas Otamendi?

But sha, Messi has a point.
SportsRe: Sani Lulu Has Been Impeached By NFF Board: Breaking News by oisehumen(m): 10:45am On Jul 05, 2010
Medicine after death. sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
SportsMessi: Walcott Could Have Saved England by oisehumen(op): 8:56am On Jul 05, 2010
Lionel Messi  says he is amazed Fabio Capello  left Theo Walcott out of the England squad and believes he could have made the difference against Germany and Algeria.

Theo Walcott, Lionel Messi
GettyImagesBarcelona players identified Theo Walcott as a key threat

Walcott's omission from the final 23-man squad came as a major surprise and, as England struggled to find a cutting edge in South Africa, Messi feels having the Arsenal attacker on the bench would have proved a major advantage for England.

"I must say that at the time I thought it was a bad decision to leave Theo Walcott at home, and I think that has been proved right," he said in the Star. "I can only speak from experience but he was one of the most dangerous players I have ever played against."

During last season's Champions League quarter-final at Emirates Stadium, Walcott came on as a substitute as Arsenal trailed Barcelona 2-0. His goal sparked a comeback that led to a 2-2 draw in the first leg, and Messi says his team-mates identified him as a key threat for the return.

"Barcelona players are not scared easily but I can tell you that when we played Arsenal last season he truly worried us," he said.

"When we were playing Arsenal at the Emirates, we were so in control of the game at 2-0 - with all respect, Arsenal were not even in the game - then Theo came on and changed the game. He pretty much single-handedly salvaged a draw against Barcelona that night.

"Even in the return leg, our manager Pep Guardiola was telling us he was the player to watch out for, and the best players in the world like Xavi and Gerard Pique were telling us to watch out for him. The truth is that he really rattled him.

"If he could do that against Barcelona, think what he could have done against Germany and Algeria. Even if he didn't start, he would still have been very important for England.

"Along with Cesc Fabregas and Sergio Aguero, he would have been the best impact player at the World Cup."
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2010
Princek12:
according to Jonathan and his NL supporters, the only way to cure cancer is to kill the person rather than removing the cancerous cell or treating it with radiation. Geez! No wonder Nigeria is backward!
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Nobody wants to deliberately kill the person with an ailment instead of treating the ailment. The truth, Nigerians are tired of watching people ruin our football through their selfish interests.
Me, am not in support of this ban but i have everything against those useless and good for nothing NFF officials. They are the architects of our downward football.
So many of them have no idea what management of football entails.

I feel the annoyance of people supporting President Jonathan and i sympathize with them greatly. To them, any decision to get those guys out will just be fine.
But am sure, he will reconsider his stance.
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 1:53pm On Jul 02, 2010
@Olaolufred.

The NFF cannot reorganize itself.
But again FIFA rule does not allow any government to scrap any FA.
The move by Presido would have been to use EFCC and ICPC to nail these officials in NFF  and bring in fresh and vibrant people to reorganize the whole body.

Honestly, the whole thing is not funny my guy.
The REAL problem is FIFA's rule this and that  angry angry angry angry angry angry
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 1:39pm On Jul 02, 2010
You don't throw away the baby with the birth water, cutting off the head is not the cure for headache. I can bet you if the ban sails through, nothing and I repeat absolutely nothing will be done to improve sports in this country. Instead of curing the disease our doctor president is trying to cure the symptoms. Have we all forgotten that our football started going down after Abacha banned our team from the nations cup then in 1996.

By the Grace of God, this man's hidden agenda to succeed himself will fail woefully.
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Nice contribution. The NFF should have been reorganized and not an outright ban on our national teams.
It will sure spell doom for our football.
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 1:34pm On Jul 02, 2010
@ Princek12

By calling people who are merely expressing their views  fools, u have only betrayed your immaturity and childish attitude.
People like u have no biz on nairaland.
Nairaland is a place for matured, decent and intelligent people.

Rubbish.
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 1:27pm On Jul 02, 2010
The most annoying thing was that; my younger brother in South Africa told me that super eagles players went partying and clubbing after that horrible. There  match with South Korea. sad sad sad sad sad sad sad
There was no element of remorse in them at all.  angry angry angry angry angry
SportsRe: Fifa Give Nigeria 48 Hours Ultimatum To Reverse Ban. by oisehumen(m): 1:15pm On Jul 02, 2010
Sometimes i find it laughable when FIFA says government should not interfere in football matters. That can happen in developed countries where the FAs are financially independent. Nigerian government sponsors our FA and football100%. So, how will u expect the government not to interfere and intervene? U mean the government should fold its hands and watch some idiots ruin our game and empty the treasury all in the name of FIFA's rule of this and that?   angry angry angry angry angry angry. Long hisssssssssssssssssssss

Somebody, please educate me on this oooooooooooooooooooooo huh huh huh huh huh huh

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