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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Miss LORD_REED :((( by oisehumen(m): 12:12pm On Mar 31, 2011
U mean our relationship?
Just give me your whole heart.; thats all cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Miss LORD_REED :((( by oisehumen(m): 1:43pm On Mar 30, 2011
iyatrustee:

thank you sweery kiss kiss kiss kiss


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Abeg ooo, i no be your sweery.
I no dey for Yusuf wahala cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Yusuf_@ & Iyatrustee's Love Land Bleep by oisehumen(m): 12:27pm On Mar 29, 2011
yusuf_@:

i hope allz well sha? so what are we going to name the childe-pickin?
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Iyasuffu grin grin grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Yusuf_@ & Iyatrustee's Love Land Bleep by oisehumen(m): 12:18pm On Mar 29, 2011
iyatrustee:

na e-pregnancy naw tongue tongue tongue tongue
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Na lieeeeeeeeee grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Quit My Marriage For My Boyfriend by oisehumen(m): 12:17pm On Mar 29, 2011
The man should teach her a lesson b4 accepting her for the sake of the kids
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Yusuf_@ & Iyatrustee's Love Land Bleep by oisehumen(m): 12:06pm On Mar 29, 2011
Pregnant ke?
Am going to report this to that Akwa Ibom man
Family / Re: Labour Room Experience by oisehumen(m): 12:36pm On Mar 25, 2011
baby.me:

What did u expect from a Calabar girl? cool Hehehehehe grin
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I thought u were a guy
Family / Re: Labour Room Experience by oisehumen(m): 11:51am On Mar 25, 2011
Mine was not a funny experience ooo angry angry angry angry
When the nurses told me to go into the labour room with my wife, i thought they were pulling my legs.
By the time i found myself inside with her, OMG undecided undecided undecided undecidedI think i almost passed out but later managed to stay.

She was so much in pains, that at a point tears started flowing down my cheeks.
I will never forget some other things i saw that day.
Any man who lays his hands on his wife MUST be fool
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Miss LORD_REED :((( by oisehumen(m): 2:35pm On Mar 16, 2011
Ms. Potato:

DAVE   shocked shocked shocked
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This is Dave; oisehumen is actually my real username but they barred it since late last year.
I had to write a letter of protest b4 they unbarred it some mins ago.

Ms. Potato was wright.
So, Iya, no fear since Yusuff has come back with his luggage  cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Miss LORD_REED :((( by oisehumen(m): 2:13pm On Mar 16, 2011
angry angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare: We Were Not Bribed (It Was Transport Money) by oisehumen(m): 12:10pm On Dec 01, 2010
goggs:

for the uninitiated.

Whenever a person is summoned, officially, by a government department, there is an official offer of reimbursement for transport fare and accommodation. If its by flight its usually around N50,000 per person (flights to and fro and local transport). For overnight stay, if not quartered in government guest houses there is a payment called per diem depending on the status of the person and length of stay. For  VIP its much cos you don't expect him/her to stay in "nightlife hotel" of N1,000/per night.

Usually the beneficiary signs  a "collected by me" forms or the officer making the requests signs on behalf of the visiting quests. Though in most cases, the visitor is made to sign the forms so that all parties are in the clear that the  money is legitimate and the auditors dont go berserk with their green biro.

This is what happens in the office where I earn my daily bread. And its no big deal.

God bless u jare my brother.
The annoying thing is that; Pastor Bakare never mentioned $50,000
Politics / Re: Tunde Bakare: We Were Not Bribed (It Was Transport Money) by oisehumen(m): 11:49am On Dec 01, 2010
So many people here have no biz being here, honestly.
We have all read Bakare's side of the story.
Where did he mention $50,000?? Sahara Reporters have a 'reputation' of falsehood, this is not the first time they will be carrying fake rumours all around.

You guys should please, be objective and straight forward abeg.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroun (AWC 2010 Semi-Final) Ended 5 - 1 by oisehumen(m): 12:52pm On Nov 11, 2010
GNS202:

What is the score between Bayana Bayana of south Africa and Equatorial Guinea?
Where can i watch the match live?
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The match is live on DSTV, super sports
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroun (AWC 2010 Semi-Final) Ended 5 - 1 by oisehumen(m): 12:51pm On Nov 11, 2010
I was going to ask same question
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroun (AWC 2010 Semi-Final) Ended 5 - 1 by oisehumen(m): 11:41am On Nov 11, 2010
RSA:

SA haters tongue Your wishes wont be granted,you'll play Banyana in the final and they will beat you for the first time.How painful will that be tongue

Good luck to the Falcons,they're my second fav side,and that is the position that they'll occupy at the end of the tournament.
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Even if we play south africa with 9 players, they can never beat us.
Rubbish!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroun (AWC 2010 Semi-Final) Ended 5 - 1 by oisehumen(m): 11:39am On Nov 11, 2010
What are u doing here, this anti-Nigeria agent of darkness and wickedness?
How can u say South African will beat us?
Romance / Re: What Do You Think About Online Flirting, Is It Permitted When You In A Relationship by oisehumen(m): 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2010
No, she is not Hot.
Maybe her boyfriend wants to flirt or is flirting on her grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Health / Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by oisehumen(m): 8:10pm On Nov 01, 2010
geerufus:

@ Odunnu
Yes u're right, madness could be also hereditary. That's why our politicians transfer the virus to their kids – From Olusola Saraki to Bukola and Gbemisola.
                        Olusegun Obasanjo to Iyabo.
                        etc , etc, Awon family ashiere.

Your profile picture no bad o,
                         
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U be yeye man grin grin grin grin
Na profile picture u dey look
Health / Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by oisehumen(m): 7:59pm On Nov 01, 2010
Driving a commercial bus which does not have MOT or driving a danfo with no drivers licence grin grin grin grin grin grin
Health / Re: Warning Signs Of Mental Disorder by oisehumen(m): 7:46pm On Nov 01, 2010
dayokanu:

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result. E.g Assene wenGer
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I no fit laff oooooooooooooo grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Wife Kills Husband Over Loaf Of Bread by oisehumen(m): 6:34pm On Oct 28, 2010
UNKIND STAB
Wife kills husband over loaf of bread


If tears could raise the dead, Hafeez Rasheed, allegedly stabbed to death by his wife, Molayo, would have ‘resurrected’ by now. But wishes were not horses, as her weeping and wailing could not repair the irreparable damage, done to the family by his alleged murder. But the woman in the eyes of the storm tried to justify her action.

“After stabbing him, I cried out for help, but our neighbours did not come to assist in saving his life. I cried for help but nobody came to assist me,” she lamented. The incident occurred at Ile Oloola Oja Igbo area of Ibadan, Oyo State. Problem started when Molayo was eating a loaf of bread and her husband decided to take part of it without her permission.

The 18-year-old woman was said to have challenged her husband for eating out of it. The suspect, a bread hawker, was alleged to have earlier quarreled with the victim, after he reportedly refused to give her N1,000, feeding allowance.

According to her, what her late husband could afford to give her was N70. She also narrated how they started fighting as a result of his failure to give her the money she requested.
“I was frustrated as he could only afford to give me N70, instead of the N1,000. We started exchanging words and he suddenly held my back. As I tried to lose myself from his grip, he started beating me up. Fight later broke out and it was in the process that I used the knife to stab him in the chest and he died at about 2.00 pm.

I didn’t know it would result in his death. I still blame our neighbours for not coming to his rescue,” she said amid tears. According to some neighbours, before the tragedy, the couple turned their matrimonial home to battle field.
The suspect also confirmed this: “We fought regularly and after each quarrel, which sometimes made me to go back to my parents’ house, my husband usually came to beg me to come back,” she said.

“I got married to my husband in 2007 and the marriage is blessed with a year old child. But my husband was not taking care of me and our child. He usually beat me up each time I requested money for the up-keep of the family,” Molayo said. One of the victim’s relatives said the family was still in shock over the tragedy. He disclosed that Rasheed was the only son of his parents.

“They always quarreled, but we didn’t know this could result in his death,” he said. He recalled how the suspect was sent packing on many occasions, but her late husband went and brought her back to the family. “Let Molayo face the consequences of her dastardly act,” he said.

The second-in-command at the State Criminal Investigation Department (SCID), Iyaganku, Ibadan, Mr. Okpara Benjamin, confirmed the incident. He disclosed that that the corpse had been deposited at General Hospital, Yemetu, Ibadan, adding that the suspect would be prosecuted after investigation.

Celebrities / Re: Exclusive Pictures Of P-square's N500m Mansion by oisehumen(m): 5:03pm On Oct 28, 2010
How is a plot of land sold for N100M in Omole?
Family / Re: My Husband Is Acting Funny by oisehumen(m): 11:57am On Oct 22, 2010
Sleeping with your brothers years b4 your marriage was not enough to divorce her.
U too are not telling us the whole truth grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Husband Is Acting Funny by oisehumen(m): 11:55am On Oct 22, 2010
itsmayiela:

@ poster
pls check urself & your past life. did u hide anything abt your past frm him? it is possible that he stumbled on some of the things u did in your past that u neva told him. i actually divorced my wife when i got to know that she slept with two of my younger brothers yrs b4 our marriage. i even disowned the two kids she bore


so madam, go check your self & think of where d problem is coming frm
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Serious? .
But why did u disown those innocent children?
Did u do a DNA to confirm their paternity?
Family / Re: My Husband Is Acting Funny by oisehumen(m): 11:38am On Oct 22, 2010
jennykadry:

I gave up on the thread and poster yesterday when the poster posted that are Parentsinlaw were nt in support of the union in the first place. I just told myself that there is something the poster isn't telling us, There must be something about her that made her inlaws say no to the whole marriage thing.

First of all sef, which normal thinking woman with a good sense of reasoning and with her brain intact will marry a man witout the consent of her ParentsInLaw?

Poster is seriously sick
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U see now
Is incredible that the poster still went ahead to marry the man despite her parents inlaw disapproval.
It makes me throw up undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Family / Re: My Husband Is Acting Funny by oisehumen(m): 11:33am On Oct 22, 2010
obyann:

God will make a way where there seem to be no way, He works in ways we can not see, He will make a way,  complete the song

@ Poster, go on your knees and talk to God. No situation is too big for him to handle.

Goodluck
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Prayer works, fine but she is not telling us the truth.
I refuse to believe this one sided story abeg.
No sane husband would just wake up one morning and starts behaving like that. Is IMPOSSIBLE.

Please, tell us the whole truth. Only then will u find sincere and good advice.
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by oisehumen(m): 4:57pm On Oct 21, 2010
But i still find it hard to believe that a lady would ask a young guy who is not a senator for a jeep gift
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by oisehumen(m): 4:06pm On Oct 21, 2010
jennykadry:

all these poor naija men sef
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Poor naija men abi?
Am sure u requested for a plane first day u met your guy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by oisehumen(m): 4:04pm On Oct 21, 2010
So anyone making contributions here is idle abi?
Na wa oooo
Romance / Re: She Said She Was Just Testing Me With A 4million Naira Car Request. by oisehumen(m): 9:13am On Oct 21, 2010
The lady's request is out of this world abeg
Even if a guy bangs u 10 times on your first visit to his house, is not enough for you to request such from him.

Well, on the other hand sha, maybe the guy posed like the son of Goodluck Jonathan or IBB's son cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: 1 by oisehumen(m): 12:58pm On Oct 20, 2010
@ IyaBasira

You post has shown how matured and objective u are
I guess u are happily married cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

More power supply to your laptop. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Career / Re: A Nigerian Bank Killed Its Staff by oisehumen(m): 12:43pm On Oct 15, 2010
The best is to report this case to the Human Rights  Group in Nigeria and also try and get the print media to bring out the case too

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