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Hungry ke
Check my pic and see if i look like a hungry man
Oya, lets hook up now if u think u are single indeed. I dare u

But sincerely, that lady should stop seeing that  man.

NO sir. Flesh to flesh is not advisable at all.
U must use protection.

Show her love and care this period please.

ifyalways:
This is no case.They knew from the begining they were not compatible,they wanted to impress and please families by getting married against all odds so  . . .
I wudnt call that adultery as I dont see their union as marriage.They just had kids together IMO.The wife might be sh.agging in London,my only pity is for the kids from the union.

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If it is not ADULTERY, then what is it called?
Only single ladies like u can make such malicious and fallacious remarks about marriage and the action of the woman above.

@Poster
Please, advise your friend to quickly desist from it and turn to God to help her.
Marriage is for better and for worse and is for LIFE

I have enormous tracts of land and vast volumes of water, but cannot feed myself.
So I spend $1 billion to import rice and another $2 billion on milk.
I produce rice, but don't eat it. I have millions of cows but no milk.
I am 50, please celebrate me,


I drive the best cars in the world but have no roads, so I crush my best brains in the caverns, craters and crevasses they crash into daily.
I am in unending mourning, please celebrate me.


My school has no teacher and my classroom has no roof.
I take lectures through windows and live with 15 others in one room.
All my professors have gone abroad, and the rest are awaiting visas.
I am a university graduate, but I am illiterate. I want a future, please celebrate me.


Preventable diseases send me to hospitals without doctors, medicines or power.
All the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are waiting to go also.
I have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the world; and future generations are dying before me. I am hopeless, hapless and helpless, please celebrate me.


For democracy's sake I stood all day on Election Day.
But before I could ink my thumb, results had been broadcast.
When I dared to speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets.
My leaders are my oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors.
I am ruled by men in mufti, but I am not a democracy.
I have no verve, no vote, no voice, please celebrate me.


My youth have no past, present nor future.
So my sons in the North have become street urchins; and his brothers in the South have become kidnappers.
My nephews die of thirst in the Sahara and his cousins drown in the Mediterranean.
My daughters walk the streets of Lagos , Abuja and Port Harcourt; while her sisters parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam .
I am grief-stricken, please celebrate me.


Pen-wielding bandits have raided everything in my vaults.
They walk the land with haughty strides and fly the skies with private planes They have looted the future of generations unborn; and have money they cannot spend in several lifetimes, but their brothers die of starvation. I want a kit of kindness, please celebrate me.


I can produce anything, but import everything,
So my toothpick is made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in Holland; my shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia*** my biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in Turkey and my table water made in France.
My taste is far-flung and foreign, please celebrate me.
*** To think that Malaysia came to NIFOR in Edo State in the 70's to acquire the Palm Oil Technology?
INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

My land is dead because all the trees have been cut down; flooding kills thousands yearly because the drainages are clogged; my fishes are dead because the oil companies dump waste in my rivers; my communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully erosion, and nothing is being done.
My very existence is uncertain and I am in the deepest depths of despondence, please celebrate me.


I have genuine leather but choose to eat it,
So I spend billions of dollars to import fake leather.
I have four refineries, but prefer to import fuel, so I waste more billions to import petrol. I have no security in my country, but send troops to keep peace in another man's land.
I have hundreds of dams, but no water.
So I drink 'pure' water that roils my innards.
I need a vision, please celebrate me.


I have a million candidates craving to enter universities, but my dungeons can only accommodate a tenth.
I have no power, but choose to flare gas, so my people have learnt to see in the dark and stare at the glare of naked flares.
I am shrouded by darkness, please celebrate me.


For my golden jubilee,
I shall spend 16 billion naira to bash around the bonfires of the banal.
So what if the majority gaze at my possessed, frenzied dance; drenched in silent tears, as probity is enslaved in democracy's empty cellars?
I am profligacy personified, please celebrate me.


Why can I not simply reflect and ponder?
Does my complexion cloud the colour of my character?
Does my location limit the lengths my liberty?
Does the spirit of my conviction shackle my soul Does my mien maim the mine of my mind?
And is failure worth celebrating?
I AM NIGERIA, PLEASE CELEBRATE ME
GOOD PEOPLE, GREAT COUNTRY, GREATLY MISGOVERNED


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

I have enormous tracts of land and vast volumes of water, but cannot feed myself.
So I spend $1 billion to import rice and another $2 billion on milk.
I produce rice, but don't eat it. I have millions of cows but no milk.
I am 50, please celebrate me,


I drive the best cars in the world but have no roads, so I crush my best brains in the caverns, craters and crevasses they crash into daily.
I am in unending mourning, please celebrate me.


My school has no teacher and my classroom has no roof.
I take lectures through windows and live with 15 others in one room.
All my professors have gone abroad, and the rest are awaiting visas.
I am a university graduate, but I am illiterate. I want a future, please celebrate me.


Preventable diseases send me to hospitals without doctors, medicines or power.
All the nurses have gone abroad and the rest are waiting to go also.
I have the highest maternal and infant mortality rates in the world; and future generations are dying before me. I am hopeless, hapless and helpless, please celebrate me.


For democracy's sake I stood all day on Election Day.
But before I could ink my thumb, results had been broadcast.
When I dared to speak out, silence was enthroned by bullets.
My leaders are my oppressors, and my policemen are my terrors.
I am ruled by men in mufti, but I am not a democracy.
I have no verve, no vote, no voice, please celebrate me.


My youth have no past, present nor future.
So my sons in the North have become street urchins; and his brothers in the South have become kidnappers.
My nephews die of thirst in the Sahara and his cousins drown in the Mediterranean.
My daughters walk the streets of Lagos , Abuja and Port Harcourt; while her sisters parade the streets of Rome and Amsterdam .
I am grief-stricken, please celebrate me.


Pen-wielding bandits have raided everything in my vaults.
They walk the land with haughty strides and fly the skies with private planes They have looted the future of generations unborn; and have money they cannot spend in several lifetimes, but their brothers die of starvation. I want a kit of kindness, please celebrate me.


I can produce anything, but import everything,
So my toothpick is made in China; my toothpaste is made in South Africa; my salt is made in Ghana; my butter is made in Ireland; my milk is made in Holland; my shoe is made in Italy; my vegetable oil is made in Malaysia*** my biscuit is made in Indonesia; my chocolate is made in Turkey and my table water made in France.
My taste is far-flung and foreign, please celebrate me.
*** To think that Malaysia came to NIFOR in Edo State in the 70's to acquire the Palm Oil Technology?
INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!

My land is dead because all the trees have been cut down; flooding kills thousands yearly because the drainages are clogged; my fishes are dead because the oil companies dump waste in my rivers; my communities are vanishing into the huge yawns of gully erosion, and nothing is being done.
My very existence is uncertain and I am in the deepest depths of despondence, please celebrate me.


I have genuine leather but choose to eat it,
So I spend billions of dollars to import fake leather.
I have four refineries, but prefer to import fuel, so I waste more billions to import petrol. I have no security in my country, but send troops to keep peace in another man's land.
I have hundreds of dams, but no water.
So I drink 'pure' water that roils my innards.
I need a vision, please celebrate me.


I have a million candidates craving to enter universities, but my dungeons can only accommodate a tenth.
I have no power, but choose to flare gas, so my people have learnt to see in the dark and stare at the glare of naked flares.
I am shrouded by darkness, please celebrate me.


For my golden jubilee,
I shall spend 16 billion naira to bash around the bonfires of the banal.
So what if the majority gaze at my possessed, frenzied dance; drenched in silent tears, as probity is enslaved in democracy's empty cellars?
I am profligacy personified, please celebrate me.


Why can I not simply reflect and ponder?
Does my complexion cloud the colour of my character?
Does my location limit the lengths my liberty?
Does the spirit of my conviction shackle my soul Does my mien maim the mine of my mind?
And is failure worth celebrating?

I AM NIGERIA, PLEASE CELEBRATE ME
GOOD PEOPLE, GREAT COUNTRY, GREATLY MISGOVERNED


GOD BLESS NIGERIA

As an Arsenal fan, am not in the mood to make any good comments.
They should win this match and redeem their age first.

Loosing to West Brom at home was a nightmare

@omar22

U are damn right on Michael Essien. How many matches did he play last season compared to the number of matches Mikel played? Mikel was very regular and even helped Chelsea to a double.

The whole thing is nonsense and rubbish

I have never seen this award as something good that really shows who is the best player of the year.
It has always been characterized by controversies upon controversies.

90% of the players shortlisted have no biz there.
If Nsofor could make that list and Mikel could not, then there is a BIG problem with CAF.
The award is not only met for strikers, midfielders and defenders should equally be considered.

Rubbish

@ Ruba_slipa

U make me laugh in Italian.
Which of the religions do u belong? Tell me the religion that supports it. Whether some pastors are gays or not, it does not make it right before God.

U don't need to tell anybody that u are gay. Why not come out openly and proclaim it to your friends, family members and society generally?

@Uyi

I know there are gays and lesbians in Naija.
But if they think what they are doing right is and accepted, let them come out openly.

Is not surprising that some people can secretly or facelessly support homosexuality.
What is the world turning into?

I dare those people to come out openly

@ deols

What are talking about sef?
That pastors or imams get involved in acts u mentioned does not make Adisa a pastor.

He is not a pastor, that's my point.
The topic is misleading.

But wait a minute please, how come they called this man a pastor?
There is no place they ever mentioned the church Adisa is leading as a Pastor.
I think they only out to soil the name of pastors here.

Poster, please adjust this subject.

Sure, homosexuality is both sin and alien to Africa.

@ Ibexy

I don hear.

But why do people who commit some heinous acts in Nigeria go free after very little or no punishment?
Corrupt politicians, murderers, rapists, abusers of kids work freely on the street  

I bet if Adisa 'settles' police very well now, the case will be closed.
Don't u think this encourages more crimes to be committed?

U are just making noise, this man.
Your job is organize a free and fair elections for us. That's all.

@Ibexy

Why saying i should shut up my mouth now? Haba
Don't i have the right to express my mind again? Na wa for u ooo.

But i equally condemned the act of the randy pastor now.
Those boys should be taken to a Bible believing church for proper deliverance.

So easy to criticize and condemn.
No doubt, what Adisa did is very bad and evil.
But many of us saying he should be killed do worse things really?

As a lady, how many times have u aborted?
As a guy, how many times have u advised or forced your girlfriend(s) to abort those pregnancies?
Can u compare what that young man did to terminating the lives of innocent babies?

Let's think on these things.
When issue like this comes up, it calls for a sober reflection and a time to amend our ways and turn to God Almighty

Could my wife be possibly dating her 'uncle'?


He trusted his wife because he loved her. He would do anything to keep his family and home intact. But the rumour of his wife's affair with a trusted friend of the family is giving him sleepless nights. He needs your counsel, please, read and help him.
Thanks, Monica Taiwo.

Dear Taiwo,

I need your counsel, and I need it urgently before I go mad or do something drastic. My wife is giving me  sleepless nights,  I haven’t had a good sleep in the past six months and I am beginning to have some problems. My attitude is also affecting people around me and I don’t like myself.

I have been married for over 15 years and our marriage is blessed with three children. To the best of my ability, I take care of my wife and children, but it seems as if my efforts and care are not enough for my wife.

She was the first woman who I had seen who had the audacity of introducing her manfriend to her husband and the most harrowing thing was that I had at many times prostrated to greet this man who my wife introduced to me as her 'uncle'.

The Yoruba would say: oloro a beti didi, everybody around us knew that this man was not my wife’s uncle, but nobody was bold enough to tell me. I had always related to him as my in-law until two months ago when my supposed in-law's wife called to have a private audience with me. I tried to ask her what the matter was, but she would not speak on the telephone. I am sure you would be  wondering how I got to know her, we were as close as a family and this was why I was so confused and I am in a state of shock.

She asked me not to inform my wife of the meeting, this got me more curious and I did not tell my wife I was meeting 'big auntie' as we all call her.

We met at one of the eateries close to my office; I was surprised to see her housemaid with her and after she told me what she wanted to tell me, I understood why she brought her housemaid because she corroborated all what 'big auntie' said.

I knew she was out of the country for some months, she told me that she learnt my wife was a regular visitor in their home when she was away and as if that was not enough; my wife used to sleep in her matrimonial bed with her husband while away.

Her housemaid told her all these, that was why she came with her boss to confirm all she said.
Big auntie told me that she had heard this happening before, but she thought it was just impossible, and since her housemaid told her all that happened in her absence, she decided to inform me and pleaded with me to call my wife to order and that she did not want to see her in her home again.

I didn’t know what to make of all her allegations and all she said, I told her that I would not comment until I spoke with my wife and I was very sure that all she heard were mere rumours. I trusted my wife and knew that she wouldn't do a thing like that.

You would be curious to know if my wife and I do not live together. Well, I am a business man and I travel out of town most of the time, so it was possible that  she was guilty of the allegations that she had gone to sleep with another woman's husband while I was away.

I had my doubts; I really couldn't see my wife doing what she was accused of, why would she?

Anyway,  I got home and told my wife what transpired between big auntie and I, her reaction shocked me. She flared up and began to call me names. She accused me of joining people to slander her. When she said that, I asked her if she had been accused before, she did not answer me. She kept on raining abusive words on me.

At this juncture, I became curious and I told her that her reaction portrayed her as guilty. She called me a lot of names and even accused me of having an affair with 'big auntie' because I went to meet with her behind her. I was shocked and the quarrel went on in our home for over two weeks.

As if that was not enough, two days after big auntie spoke with me, she called back to tell me that 'big uncle'  had sent her packing from her matrimonial home because of my wife’s issue. She wanted to know if I discussed anything with her husband.

Of course, I did not, and that left nobody but my wife. When I asked her, she was so confrontational that I dropped the issue.

Taiwo, what do I do, could my wife possibly be dating this man? I don’t want my home to break, I love my wife. I don’t want to quarrel with her; but this issue has created doubts in my mind coupled with her attitude. Please, help me.

Tade.

Source: Nigerian Tribune.

A newscaster with Channels Television, Mrs. Harriet Agbenyi-Umoh, has lost her husband barely five months after their wedding.

The husband, Mr. Edet Umoh, also an ex-staff of the television station, passed on yesterday in Lagos, South West Nigeria, due to an undisclosed illness that kept him bedridden in recent weeks.

The couple got married in April this year at the Ikoyi registry in Lagos and has been living happily before tragedy struck yesterday.

Colleagues and friends have been sympathizing with the newscaster since yesterday.

“Jehovah is your strength. He alone will hold you up. He alone is the lifter of your head. My sister and friend, what can I say? May God Almighty, who alone knows why it happened, console you,” some of her friends said on her facebook page.

Harriet has been a broadcaster with Channels TV for almost two years now.

She had worked for Galaxy and Business TV stations all in Lagos.

The programme for the obsequies had not been announced at the time of going to press.

Boy, 19, commits suicide in church
From BOLU-OLU ESHO, Ado-Ekiti


There was pandemonium at Basiri area of Ado-Ekiti on Saturday morning as residents of the area were shocked at the sight of the lifeless body of a young man dangling on the ceiling fan hook at the centre of a Church popularly known as Alajahorah.

The young man who was identified as Aderemi Ademosu was said to have been discovered by a group of women who came to clean the Church ahead of Sunday service. They raised alarm when they saw the dangling body which attracted residents of the area to the scene.

Dangling with a blue rope round his neck, the young man was wearing a blue T-shirt and a pair of black Jeans trousers and black socks.
His black shoes, which he removed before hanging himself, were seen beside him.

The late Aderemi was said to have broken into the Church through one of the windows while other windows and doors remained shut, before carrying out his mission in the Church.
Sources revealed that the deceased came from Akure on visit to two of his elder brothers who are based in Ado-Ekiti with one of them staying in the area the incident happened, but was said to have decided to stay with one of his friends in the town.

The deceased, sources said, came to Ado-Ekiti to collect money from his elder brothers for General Certificate Examination (GCE) but a hot argument was said to have erupted between him and his brother staying close to the suicide scene which made him leave in annoyance. He was, however, sighted in the area late in the night but his remains were seen dangling in the Church the following morning.

The state Police Command spokesman, Mohammed Jimoh, however, disclosed to newsmen that the command had invited pathologists to conduct autopsy on the remains of the deceased to ascertain that no foul play was involved. He said: “The result of the autopsy showed that the young man actually committed suicide. No foul play was found.”

Source: Sun Newspapers

Any hope for him?

Latest news from VOA says National security adviser has resigned to contest next year's presidential elections.

It can, depending on your taste and the kind of 3 bed room flat u have in mind.
Is it a 3 bed room flat with toilets and bathrooms attached to all the rooms?
Do u intend to use tiles or just neat flooring for the bathroom and kitchen?

As for the size of land u need; less than half a pot of land will do the job.
But with 2 plots that u have; i suggest u employ a very good architect to give u a very good design to make this flat u want to build a form of BQ. That is; build it at the extreme end of the land, leaving enough space to accommodate at least 2 more buildings later.

I have a 4 bedroom flat in my village(town really) in Edo and the money i spent was just slightly above that amount initially, but i was able to move it. I upgraded the finishings when i had more money.

So, plan well and seek the advice of experts before u commerce.
Good luck!

Yeah, u are right though.
I snot easy abeg

0Edward0:
Abeg na God go punish any body we talk of foreign coach for what ever level, make them come here improve their CV (took Nigeria to world cup etc) with us, collect money wey I dey see for life then fail like my neighbour fail JAMB.

Let us leave our local coach alone, make them do their job, even you

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Am not sure u should be here my guy
Everyone has the right and entitled to his/her own opinion.

Using abusive words cos somebody said his mind on an issue betrays your infancy on tropical issues and lack of knowledge

medjai:
why are we always quick to blame the coach? I didnt see the game though but 6-5 isnt a bad score when you consider that Korea are a powerhouse in women's football.
Germany that had scored 22 goals in the group stage also lost yesterday. I guess that means they have a bad coach

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Germany scored 22 goals in the group stage and lost does not mean we should not do well.
By all standards, we would have won that game if only we had a tactical coach.

I watched with consternation, resentment and pity as our darling, skillful and articulate ladies (under 17) crashed out of the on going FIFA under 17 female world in Trinidad and Tobago last night. More annoying and disturbing was the fact  that we lost to a less skillful bunch of Korean ladies but with better technical input from the sidelines.

How on earth could our dumb coach replace Francisca Ordega (shirted 9) with Yetunde Aluko (shirted 19) who could not even dribble pass an opponent  throughout her play? That a striker has missed several begging chances is never enough to substitute him/her. Ordega was a torn in the flesh of the Koreans and it was only when she was removed that the Koreans had the big relief to start coming out of their defense. You don't need to hold the best coaching certificates to make some meaning changes in a game.

It was the same scenario when our under 17 boys could not win in Kaduna against Congo DR last weekend. We crashed out largely due to the incompetence of our technical bench. The boys were very good and skillful individually but lacked good technical input.

I can put my money down that Austine Eguavon at best will qualify us for the Nations Cup ( i doubt anyway) and CERTAINLY disgrace us when the tournament begins.

Now, the big question is; when will our local coaches ever get it right?
I think we should start using foreign coaches in all our categories, both male and female.

@Semid 4lyfe.

I quoted where i culled the piece from.
Maybe u did not read the whole story, is there at the end of the it.

Thanks.

semid4lyfe:
Hmmm. . this story was probably culled from a newspaper/magazine.

Some secrets are worth taking to the grave and I think this is one of them.

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Yes, from Nigerian Tribune.
I have contacted the Editor and advised that she calls the lady to check Nairaland for this topic under family.
Am sure she will find some pieces of advise here very useful.

IyaBasira:
When people say, never let extended family into your home , it may sound selfish but now I think I understand what they are trying to say.

I am at a loss. But I think her husband should be told.

This is truly horrible. I feel so sad.

Her feeling reluctant is justified and she should never let them stay with her again.

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Don't u think u are likely to be seen as a very BAD wife who has come to destroy the family?

There is absolutely nothing wrong with a child using his or her left hand.
Let your child be please.