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Where that girl when say somebody get face when black like Charcoal and resemble Baba Suwe..... Chei nairaland, una too funny ) hahahahaha.

@ whoever this is, my email to you failed, cos I bet is configured somehow to mtn bb service. Your email address: opadmj@yahoo.com, send me an email with a different email and will try to re-send my response to you. Thank you

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Grandmisty: OJdollars thnks for the advice. Justwise it might be digusting to you but i am only being honest.

You're welcome my broda, act fast and stay in there.

onatisi: i think you are the most unserious person and this is perhaps the most stupid post i have ever read.that is the problem when ppl travel outside with purpose or clear objective eventually ppl like you end up spending 20yrs in usa with nothing to show for it.i think u are already on that lane too maybe u should come and see what ur mates that you left here in naija are achieving.i wonder sef how old u are becos this ur story sounds very childish .maybe 15yrs old .

@Onatisi or whatever your name is, you are the one who is stupid. How serious do you want this guy to be? He came here to NL to air is problem and challenges he is facing at the moment for others to give him a profound solution, you are there insulting him. The truth is that, if you don't have interest on American Green Card, you wouldn't have come near this thread at all, your purpose of opening this thread was to see if there was any information you could get from the post here. So shut up and give answers to question and not insult people who might be older than your father.

@Grandmisty, I think you should go for Either the First Lady you Mention or the Fat one. But if I were in your shoes, I would go for the first Lady you mention, she didn't hide who she was to you and she didn't tasked you for the dollars. So what do you have to lose? You get to stay in America, nor do anything when go bring you back home, come see the progress others you left home are making is just a figurative speech, there is no progress anywhere here in Nigeria at present that is better to where you are now. So do everything possible to keep yourself there and pray God help you secure a good Job. My 2 cent to you... OJdollars

Hello to all Nairalanders, found this email in my yahoo inbox, I'm sure this person filter my email and some other emails on the travel threads and perhaps other threads on NL here to target with such Scam email messages. Please watch out, please watch out for such email, they are fraudulent, sent to many undisclosed recipients. The email is below:

Subject: International Conference Invitation 2012


[b]Hello Colleagues,

I know it will be a thing of surprise to receive this mail from me, I'm sorry for i know you will be surprise how I came in contact with your profile, through Internet,

My name is Vanesal Johnson an international related student, aged 25 from united states currently studying international relations at the University of California Los Angeles (UCLA), a citizen of the United States of America residing in Los Angeles with my parents, brothers and sisters. Presently, I am doing my final year in the University and so anxious to graduate from the University into the free world

The world is full of evil, and people tends to be very careless of there lives and diseases has been the tune of the day and war and terrorism act is the deed of this days.

All these things motivated the UN youth united states to organize a seminar that will educate people more on these issues, mostly on the

deadly disease like HIV and secondly to reduce violence like war & civil war and terrorist act which has been a canker-worm that is eating almost the world at large so as a member of the Youth International I am inviting you to a conference that will take place firstly in united states and Africa.

If you are willing to attend these conference do not hesitated to write back with your full details such as,

Full name...............
Age....
Photocopy....
Address .....,

to enable me give you the contact of the organization in order for you to apply for registration.

Please take note that it is totally your choice however is not an obligation to participate in the conference. contact me on my privet e-mail (vanesajohnso108@yahoo.com) for more information

Thanks I shall wait to hear from you.
Vanesal [/b]

Ogugua1, men I am cool ooh and family not bad. We need to talk na, it's been long. I beg send me your number make I hola @ you my broda. My email is on the Thread, whenever you are free, I would like to hear how life is treating you that way. OJ

Ogugua1, you finally traveled and didn't call me before you traveled? Are we no longer brothers? Well, the only one that works well is Firstbank and GTBank. You have to call your account officer or your bank manager for possible advice and assistance. I beg inbox me your number to onoriodelucky@yahoo.com. Cheers and Congrats to you.

[quote author=queenyetty09][/quote]@Queenyetty09 /.... Hahahaah at having sa embassy at home , that's really funny. OK my email address is onoriodelucky@yahoo.com. OJdollars

@Queenyetty,

I would like to have your Pin on BBM or any contact to reach you on behalf of a friend. Thank you.

Please if you are an Agent who has Clients Interested in this area where this property is, kindly contact me on 08035243890. You will get a 10% after sales from Me. The property requires urgent sales .... Drop your comments with your phone number if you are interested or an Agent around Delta State in Udu, Warri who has interested clients in this area. OJ

If you are residing in Delta State or planning to Relocate to Delta State. And you want to buy Landed Property, then there is one for you, in a good Location as stated above in the subject column.

1 Acre = (8 Plots) of Land for Sale in one location, the land is in good shape, good for company permanent site, housing estate or Agricultural Farm.

Each Plot is going at 600,000 negotiable and intended to be sold to only 1 - 4 buyers, buying up to 2 plots each or 4plots (Half Acre)once. It's a Personal land and you will take your time to verify. There is stable power supply in the community, is called Okpaka - Opete near Otokutu Town, off DSC Express Road, in UDU, Delta State, Nigeria.

You can call me on 08035243890 - It's a personal property, no agent fee will be paid. Except Money for deed signing, land survey for (Your personal Survior) and legal fee for your landed property deed preparation with your Lawyer. Other building, community development fee has already been paid, receipt would be showed to you and handed to you a photocopy of it. Contact me now. O.J

queenyetty09: @ ojdollars,thanks my broda. U av said it all

@queenyetty09 ... you welcome, thanks to you for the great job you doing on the thread. I hope someone picks up courage from here and move on with his/her life. Have a nice day

Dondav: Thank you.. @ojdollars... Wetin be ur PIN?

@Dondav ... I am yet to get a BB, as I really don't find it interesting before now, but if you drop me your Pin, I will ping you before next weekend, when I get one. Thanks my broda

@Jidewin ... You traveled to South Africa and forget about me... Have you Forgotten I was the last person you spoke to in 9ja before zooming off )? Hmmmm, what a world. So that means if na London you enter, you for nor even remember say you met someone like OJDOLLARS. Anyway, good luck my broda. I wish you all the best in your endeavours.

LINK: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/granny-drug-kingpin-busted-oklahoma-142202087--abc-news-topstories.html

valen la bella: No prob

@Valen ... Are you a blogger? Do you have a contact online to reach you, that site is very informative, would like to talk some more . OJ

cooltrycia: register ur blog for adsense or adbrite or infolinks even all.after dat they will ofa u a code to place on ur blogs template. Do it.ads wil display on ur blog next get traffic 2 ur blog so ppl cn click on d ads and get paid! Neva click d ads,neva ask pple to,just gt traffic.
Nid more help or ways to mak m wit blogs email punnonline@gmail.com

So once the people who visit your site, clicks on the ADVERT, what then happen? You get paid right away? how much do one get paid? You should help drop the info here for free bro, we learn everyday, not that I want to go into blogging, but I just want to learn...

paris10: *Pls Note: The info I gave out was intended only for people who are staying behind in the states. If you are on a Visa and intend to leave the states after few weeks or months of given birth, you will be liable to pay all medical bills.

Also, your re-entering to the States would be made difficult, and in most cases your visa would be cancelled if you did not pay all medical bills.

Solution: You either stay behind in the states after having your baby and be part of the community or don't come at all except you have your money.

@Paris10, please I need your emaiil contact, something private I need to as you as soon as possible, thank you.

Land is still available, anyone interested yet?

@All .... When do we stop being Selfish in this Country? This guy Mr.Feelamong took his precious time to enlighten every users and guest to this Forum about the Nigeria Treasury Bill, and instead of everyone to Aks the Question in the Open and demand for an Open answer for others to learn from, they are all providing their email address, only me wants to get the secret of wealth amounts to nowhere. We need the spirit of Collaboration in West Africa to make Progress.

@feelamong (Mr.) Thank you for the great Job you are doing here. I have a question regarding this Treasury Bill, if I go to my Diamond Bank or First Bank Branch here in my State of residence. Would they be able to help me out on this? Is it all banking insitution that has an idea about this Treasury Bill and can educate one about it? What would be the interest if I deposit or buy the Treasury Bill with the Sum of the following:

1) 500,000 Thousand Naira
2) 1,000,000 Million Naira
3) 1,500,000 Million Naira
4) 2,000.000 Million Naira
5) 2,500,000 Million Naira
6) 3,000,000 Million Naira and above.

I break it into this form, cause this is the Big Question in the Mind of all readers or all those who are following this post, can't sign up to comment for one reason or the other, but are learning anf eager to have this Big Question in their minds answered. Please it would do so much good if you would take your time to enlighten us and educate us on how much those figure up there can generate for any Nigerian with such an amount of Money readily for investment within the stipulated period of time the Treasury Bills pays back interest. 3months, 6months and 1year. Thank you

TisaBone: i'm sorry oj, but i dont get this.

but yea, thankyou so much. i try to lead by example. instead of telling someone, lose weight, when im fat myself, i say, let's lose this weight together. i remember i used to go walking, and other people would join me cause they saw how hard i really wanted to get that weight off. and they would be like i need to be walking with you. lol.

and as far as that guy, it is just something to learn from, thats all over now. the man of my life now is God, and when he decides to send me my earthly mate, then I will be happy, but Im in no rush, that can come later. school first.

Tisa, that line in my post was an advice to the men out there, that they should love the woman that they have found thierselves married to, rather than regreting whilst they never got married to the one they feel they love. Yea really I read that in some of your previous post on your profile, I like the fact that you have giving your life to God and has choosen God to be your all. I will be visiting New York, Georgia, Las Vegas and some other places next month. That's why I was asking you if you live in the States, but later found out from your previous post that you live in the States and you are AA. And you also said mention that you hold nothing against Nigerians and Nigeria in particular. Your post are very inspirin I repeat. Thanks for taking your time to contribute to this thread and others where it's relevant to post. Ojdollar

UK, USA or even Ghana self. You know na poster

TisaBone: Thankyou Reality and Ileke.

@TisaBone, you are a beautiful lady, that guy that left you is just insane. That's the problem of some men, they must understand that you must love the woman you marry and don't marry the woman you love sometimes. Tisabone, your post are very inspirin. Are you in the States or in Nigeria? Ojdollars

Jasiel: Access Bank Is Most Useless - What Should I Do?

okay, so i went to withdraw some money from a first bank atm with an access card only for the machine to debit me and pay me nothing. i'm really getting fed up and frustrated. i cant sleep for this reason, nor can i even study and im just so upset about the whole thing. you might wonder what the big deal is and why i wont just go and complain:

I'll give you two reasons
1. this is not the first time this is happening
2. i need the money like right now

The first time it happened, I complained but nothing was done about it-i decided not to drag it cos it was a small amount. now, the amount is big and I'm feeling nauseated right now. I'm thinking of storming the bank first thing Monday morning and yelling the whole place down. short of this, I don't know what else to do? can u guys please help me out

@Jasie, it has happened to me too in warri, mine was 20k and till date, money just go like that. I go even carry Gbege go their bank on Monday self as I don remember now because of this your own. Na Oceanic bank where I put my ATM card, he debit me without paying and the security guys come persuade me say make I nor vex that within 24hrs them go shele the money into my acct back with speed, but I wait for even 48hrs and nothing happened. I come go complain, till now, nothin, that money een go reach me buy some bags of garri, so I won't let it go. Nor go shout with them first, just they talk calmly they use your hand they hit their desk na them go beg you. Nonsense criminal minded Sanusi Bankers and Bank Insti.

Jasie, I dey your back, nor fear, but if he happen, I go run. Just go to the bank and complain and I am sure they would do something this time around.

tollu: I like this, thanks for coming on board guys.

@DisGuy
Well, the whole thing is just an idea for now. Would love us to start off with Banjul though, heard it's really beautiful.
No budget, never been to other African countries (bad I know).
Nothing is fixed, all I know for now is that it's time to see other parts of Africa.

@Keystone123
Thanks. Yeah, we'll do emails soon. Let's get to know each other a little bit more

@Dyt
Thanks for the ticketing offer, that'll surely come in very useful. Have you been to Banjul?

Got you @msbaileyz, we'll do emails when the time comes.

The only packages I've come across are on the Wakanow website and also had a live chat with one of their agents. We need to pick places we wanna go and duration before we can get quotations.
We could also try Ewanna7's company, maybe he'll give us NL discount *wink*.
If anybody has suggestions on packages please put em up and I propose we start with Banjul or Kenya. Ojdollars where you at?

@Tollu, I sent you an email since na, I surprise say you nor reply back.

@All interested travelers. I have a resort in Kenya and South Africa to choose from for FOUR (4) People only. As it was given to me for free after signing up with for their travel plan for 5years to be getting 1week stay at any resort in the world for 4 - 6persons for a period of 5years and can be borrowing next year 1week stay to this year if 1 week would not be enough. It cost about N727,000. I paid nearly half of the total amount which made the company to gave me this voucher to travel for 1week free with 4 persons to any of the resorts in Kenya or in South Africa Sun City preferably. If I choose not to go, I can get the names of four other people interested and they would have to travel as a family to either of this resort. I think they have a website, just google it to find out more. I have been traveling before, I have never visited Banjul, in Gambia, but is 4hrs on air, that's too much within Africa na lol. Cape town, nice place, have my own home there, not so far from the tourist center in Waterfront and table mountain, just a few minutes drive as my house is in Brooklyn. Let's make up our mind seriously on what we want to do about visiting other africa nations for tour and come back to NL to share pictures and stuff. I can upload many pictures of some of my trips to other nations very much later when I got the time. STAY BLESS - send me an email if you like.