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Christianity EtcRe: Catholic Priest, Monsignor Osigweh Is Dead by ojuolu(m): 9:55pm On Jun 22, 2019
Heard testimonies of your good deeds today from one of the direct beneficiaries. You were indeed an angel in human form. Adieu.
PoliticsRe: Giving Land For Ranching Better Than Death – Presidency by ojuolu(m): 9:41am On Jul 04, 2018
Posterity will judge everyone who has hand in this charade of a regime.
PoliticsRe: Presidency Releases ‘checklist’ On Killings Under PDP by ojuolu(m): 5:37pm On Jun 28, 2018
This is madness of the highest order.Jez!
PoliticsRe: Killings In Zamfara More Than The Numbers In Plateau And Benue - Buhari by ojuolu(m): 12:56pm On Jun 27, 2018
When i read this kind of justification, my heart bleed for my dear country. Anyone that value life and humanity will not compare figures of these unfortunate deaths. Can you imagine comparing states statistics of needless, mindless deaths by the chief security officer of the nation? i weep for Nigeria....there was once a country.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Has Ordered Review Of SARS Operations – Osinbajo by ojuolu(m): 12:52pm On Jun 27, 2018
Hmmm, he may order review but what is the guarantee that this IGP will obey? He had disregarded direct order from his principal in the recent past and nothing happened. This is no news abeg...next.
PoliticsRe: IGP Idris & Dambazau Arrive Plateau Over Killings (Photos) by ojuolu(m): 4:29pm On Jun 26, 2018
LOL....jokers.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Iceland : World Cup (2 - 0) On 22nd June 2018 by ojuolu(m): 6:02pm On Jun 22, 2018
God bless Naija.
CrimeRe: Young Lady Robbed And Stabbed To Death (Photos) by ojuolu(m): 3:13pm On Jun 19, 2018
Lugbe is fast become a black spot for this criminals.
These men of the underworld normally hide inside the deep gutter along Lugbe express road between the formal NEMA post at Fedearl Housing Junction and the Federal Housing bridge. They are not after property alone. They kill for fun. A colleague escaped them by grace after a very hot pursuit about 3 weeks ago. The case was reported at Lugbe police station. Police should set a trap for these criminals. They are always in a group of three or more all weiding long daggers. Do not drop from cab at that area anytime from 7pm. Your life will be in grave danger. Nigeria police over to you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Aurora Got Me A Job In A Multinational Company In Lagos by ojuolu(m): 10:27am On Nov 28, 2017
Monicaville:
I hadn’t spent up to 10 minutes at the reception of this multinational company, when a fair, thick and very busty lady looking like Roman Goddess stepped out to call me into the conference room. .

She looked at me somehow, I think she likes me. But I’m not sure.

Let me quickly add this, I graduated with second-class upper (Chemistry) five years ago and since then I have moved from one low paying job to another. My last was as a teacher in a secondary school in Lagos earning N30,000 monthly. I couldn’t even save for a whole year.

To keep my story short, so last week, I got a job invite from this multinational company in Lekki which I applied to earlier in the year. In fact I had forgotten that I applied there and so when I got an email and SMS asking me to come for an interview I was already flying in the air.

So, as I was explaining earlier, I got to the venue of the interview, and met the hot lady who led me into the other room; I mean the conference room. I faced 4 fierce looking men in the conference room who kept interrogating me like a criminal.

But suddenly I began to realize how impressed these gentlemen were beginning to get with me based on the reactions on their faces. I was a bit surprised when they told me to submit my documents immediately or forward it to a provided email address.

Well, honestly I think I may have knocked them out because I kept reiterating their weaknesses as a company and what I felt I could do uniquely to help them out in the area I was applying for. This is a company I had researched about while I was In University.

I was told to go sort myself out with the documents at the reception, and it looked like I was about to finally get what I wanted in life after five years of leaving school.

Then, the fair, lanky and busty lady showed up again. She called out my name again asking me to “please forward your credentials to the email address you were given and wait here.”

I brought out my phone which I plugged to my newly bought power bank before I left home, and I tried to switch it on but shockingly, it refused to come on. This is where I keep all my scanned documents! At this point I knew my village people had finally located me.

We’ve not had electricity for a whole week in my area because of faulty transformer. So a day before the interview, I bought this brand new power bank which I even used that day and it worked.

I can’t afford to lose this job. Seeing my frustration, the hot lady pulled out her drawer and gave me a powerbank to use.

“Have you sent your documents now? The hot lady’s said gently to me.

To cut the story short, the next thing I was saying was; “thank you Aurora, God bless you”.

“Lol, are you thanking me or the power bank? You should be very careful of the kind of power bank you buy, most of them do not charge completely.

“Anyway, I’m Doris. But you can go home with my Aurora powerbank. We will definitely see again. Welcome to our company,” she said, as we both gave each other a flirty smile.

And that was when I knew without a doubt that I had finally made it in 2017. For those of you still waiting for a good job, the year 2017 will not pass you by.
Hmmm, If this story is not a fiction, i fervently pray that the crass stupidity you displayed here will not make this joy short lived.
RomanceRe: Ladies Do You Step In Or Let Him Handle It Himself? by ojuolu(m): 11:11am On Nov 16, 2017
ScotFree:
I am sure you're not a baby. I wouldn't get myself into exchanging words with a woman. Bur if that happens because the woman is 'rabid' and uncouth. I wouldn't want my girlfriend involved. That will make her nothing better than the other woman
God has blessed you with so much wisdom and He will not take it away from you. you are indeed a good and matured man. If i were to be the man in this situation, sincerely i wont say a word and i will respect my gf for not saying a word. she is so matured and refined.
CelebritiesRe: Lawal Dolapo Accuses Yemi Solade Of Demanding Sex From Her For Role. He Reacts by ojuolu(m):
Maximus85:
You're a fool and an annoying illiterate. If you've not been sleeping around like you just confessed, why will you see a guest house as a brothel? Are guesthouses made for sex escapades? Ode oshi
Abi o. She want to appear in a movie, the answer is meet me at so so so address...the empty head concluded somebody want to sleep with her.... Help me ask if he should have asked her to meet him in his house or bedroom. She does not even consider the fact that the address could be movie set/ location. All these empty heads! Most of them have nothing but body to offer that is why a guest house in Ajah does not sound like a movie location but a brothel. I wonder if she expected him to ask her to meet him at "Igbo Irunmole", or Arochukwu Forest". And at least she should have gone to the address, verified and let him demand for sex before her crazy and baseless assumption. Dirty mind.
FamilyRe: I Deny My Husband Sex Because Of STD by ojuolu(m): 9:28am On Nov 05, 2017
Rokia2:
The fact that you opened this thread is enough to prove you are now sick of all this. You miss your husband and want the sex badly but pride and ego wouldn't let you put your guard down. But you just want strangers on the internet to tell you what you know you need to do. SMH undecided

This is beyond childish. For a whole fu..c.king year you two have been living together fooling yourselves thinking you are fooling the world. Living in complete denial of the whole issue. What's the essence in staying together to be miserable? I guess some people just enjoy been depressed and miserable cause I see absolutely no logic in this whole thing.

You either forgive or divorce simple as that. Why do people live to please other people? Are people gonna die your death for you? Make a freaking decision and stop acting like kids. Instead of been embarrassed of what people will say, you guys should be embarrass of yourselves for letting your marriage deteriorate to this level.


What sort of a woman are you though? He cheated yes wrong but your job was to either forgive or leave. Why stay and make life miserable for him like this? You can sell the God damn house and everyone take their own share. But no the two of you decided to stay together just to live a terribly loveless and dysfunctional marriage. Teaching your children what exactly? undecided
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Nice submission. Let me just add this. If you want this marriage (which I guess you do), forgive him. Let him get the needed tests and treatment and also ensure both of you do routine comprehensive medical check up, let say quarterly (bill to be handle by him, if it cheap to cheat, tell him this is part of the cost). Then when he has been medically certified ok, allow him please and continue your lives. Every marriage will have one issue or the other. Just call him and lay the condition before him. Pray for him too. People here will ask why. But please pray for him that he will will not allow the devil to truncate his future and send him on journey of no return for something he can get at home any time any day. Some people dont want to cheat because they know how great a gift they have at home, but some daughter of EVe will not allow you to rest. No matter how good a man is, he cannot f*ck every pussy he crushes on and when he realise a hole is a hole and nothing but a hole, he will stop wasting time and money looking for what is not lost. If you are reading this please, the most expensive f*ck should be with your spouse. Don't settle for anything less. You have permission to explore and experiment to your satisfaction. Nothing give comfort when you know you are drinking from your very own well. Whatever comes out of it should satisfy you.
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze, Uti, Toni Payne Disagree With Timi Dakolo’s Post About Marriage by ojuolu(m): 12:03am On Oct 26, 2017
UnknownT:
What Timi is saying is that people should try and make their marriage work. If it's domestic violence against one's wife would make the marriage to crash, the man should stop beating the wife. If it's verbal violence from the lady will make the man become physically violent, she should stop it. Just like the Freeze said about the "wife cutting dick" scenario, it's up-to the lady to stop any violent act that will make the marriage crash.
Thank you all, back to my dinner now
God bless you. I wonder if it is Timi's grammar these people could not understand or they just intentionally decided to be unreasonable in their reasonings. God, please help this generation.
PoliticsRe: President Muhammadu Buhari Was Aware Of Maina's Reinstatement- Sahara Reporters by ojuolu(m): 8:30pm On Oct 23, 2017
notindome:
https://mobile.twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/922489271747006464
Ask his COS. He knows everything about the restatement. He approved everything the cabal need approval for. He is the de facto president!!!
CrimeRe: Policeman On Duty With Gun In Rivers Dressed In Native Outfit (Photos) by ojuolu(m): 11:25am On Sep 28, 2017
zoba88:
According to Olubunmi,a police officer on duty was spotted dressed in casual while on duty.He wrote..

'A Nigerian Police (SARS) need total reform if officer on duty in Port Harcourt can dressed like this with a Gun. Is this proper? Does he not look more like a kidnapper and Armed Robber?'.

Is this right or wrong?


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/police-officer-with-gun-spotted-dressed.html?m=1
I saw something like this in Abuja yesterday. Sincerely i was scared. Without the uniform and with a gun and not even properly dressed, who wont be?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Merry Christmas Nairalanders by ojuolu(m): 11:07am On Dec 30, 2016
Sandydayziz:
May the true meaning of the holiday season fill your heart and home with many blessings. ... Wishing you peace, joy, and all the best this wonderful holiday has to offer. ... Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year... kiss kiss kiss
Princess, thank you for your message. Compliment of the season and happy new year 2017. May the new year usher us into greater success and prosperity in good health.
Much love dearie.
CrimeRe: Ikorodu On Fire, In The Hand Of Obas And The Rich Men Killing Masses For Ritual by ojuolu(m): 4:19pm On Dec 28, 2016
@Seun, treads like this have no place in the background. Please someone or you should push this to the front page. Let us all create awareness until this get the attention it deserve. NPF are well represented in their rank and file on this forum and they need to read this. Please do the needful.
PoliticsRe: Looting Continues?! A Glimpse Of Aso Rock 2017 Budget (You Be The Judge!) by ojuolu(m): 12:50pm On Dec 22, 2016
my colleague just said "Inflation shit" is what to expect from Aso rock next year.The question i am forced to ask is' Is it shit alone or food and shit maybe that these people in house rock do on daily basis? We want to use 409M for sensitisation? If we judiciously spend the 409m and other budgeted expenses on something meaningful and impactful, i dont think we really need any sensitisation of 409M. But come to think of it, why are these people mortgaging the future of this nation? Repairing and renovating buildings year in year out with unthinkable and incredible amount of money. The rate at which we are going, car and buses will be more than the occupant and workers in the state house.
PoliticsRe: Whats Your Take On This Aso Rock 2017 Budget Brief by ojuolu(m): 12:40pm On Dec 22, 2016
I am so sad about the scam going on presently in this country. I thought PMB &co are the messaiah and things of this nature will become past tense but i guess if the coming year budget is like this, the end is not in sight at all.
PoliticsRe: Whooping $1.30million Discovered From Buhari's Aide - Naij.com by ojuolu(m): 12:28pm On Dec 22, 2016
Nice one... Buhari is surrounded by footmen who are extremely corrupt, yet he is fighting what? i cant hear..., Say it again...lol. Our president is also ...korrupt i believe. Or who is helping him with his appointments and selections? We need to investigate that person too. he must be the godfather of kwurruption... grin
PoliticsRe: 2017 Budget: The Aso Rock Budget That Deserves Your Attention by Saatah Nubari by ojuolu(m): 10:22am On Dec 22, 2016
gunther6:
_________________________

Saatah Nubari is on Twitter @Saatah



http://newswirengr.com/2016/12/21/saatah-nubari-the-aso-rock-budget-that-deserves-your-attention-they-pay-rent-in-the-villa/
Let them continue to fool us. Nigerians are not good analyst. We hardly look into the letter and the spirit of the budget. We just look at the whole figure and start singing like parrots. POO of how much? Maybe they want to eat all the food in the world to double the rate at which this POO will be generated. Motor vehicle should ordinarily have a life value of 4 years. Is it that they have crashed all the cars bought last year? Renovation of Residential building for such an amount? Maybe holocaust is about to hit ASO rock in 2017.
Honestly this budget like this administration is full of shit holes. Corruption is building a palace right in the sit of power. Senate, Judiciary, Executive are all corrupt. By now, this country should be without SGF and Minister for budget and National Planning among others.
EducationRe: Girl Laments Over Her Inability To Secure Admission After Scoring 320 In JAMB by ojuolu(m): 10:02am On Dec 22, 2016
deadie:
In 1999, I applied to study Medicine at OAU. My JAMB score was 226. I didn't get admission because it was less than the cut off mark. My sister's room mate gained admission to study Medicine (in the same OAU) that same year with a score of 216 and said there are people with even lower scores who got a admission into Medicine. There was no post-UTME then. I feel sorry the young lady.
I have similar experience same year. Mine was law with Jamb aggregate score of 221. No post UTME then but i was denied admission on one excuse i cant remember now. I opted for another school, graduated 4 year later, went back to OAU to have my masters. I can relate with this lady predicament.
EducationRe: Girl Laments Over Her Inability To Secure Admission After Scoring 320 In JAMB by ojuolu(m): 9:53am On Dec 22, 2016
demolagilbert:
Some comments here are just so appalling. Why do we just encourage some inane things, i mean some obviously messed up things...so because some dumb fools in the corridors of power, some of who and whose children can never match this young girl's intelligence, deemed it fit to scrap something as important as post-jamb, some pple come here and allude that her waec result is not good enough. How dare you!!! My younger brother is so so intelligent and his results weren't quite this impeccable. Who amongst those making those comments can boast of having such a result in waec or jamb..i mean how can a rational person not see that the stupid system is what should be castigated here and not to rubbish the efforts of a girl whose only wrong in this matter is to have been born a Nigerian...this same girl in developed climes would probably be in Harvard..Intelligent Nigerians are breakin academic records all over the world, and we have one here whose efforts are being rubbished and YOU are saying she wasnt good enoughhuh May God forgive those who said crap about this matter today. You really need forgiveness for being so blind to the truth and being so unfair
I am 101% with you on this. Our system is so crazy that you start wondering if it will ever be right again.
EducationRe: Girl Laments Over Her Inability To Secure Admission After Scoring 320 In JAMB by ojuolu(m): 9:50am On Dec 22, 2016
agisky1975:
Hmmm, though life is cruel, but honestly, I can't correlate the 2 results, only 3 A's for someone that scored 320 in jamb, something doesn't seem right, what's the post utme results like?, and I hope she didn't choose medicine, cos I can only see, C's and B's for the 3 major subject, she wrote and got 320 for in jamb, but all the same I wish you the best
please post your o level here then i will understand your post.
PoliticsRe: Breaking! Former Delta Governor James Ibori Released From Prison by ojuolu(m): 1:41pm On Dec 21, 2016
welcome home...
PoliticsRe: Constituency Projects As Birthday Gift by ojuolu(m): 1:24pm On Dec 21, 2016
Observing... grin
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Mahmood Visits Idris Over Wike's Audio (Photos) by ojuolu(m): 1:22pm On Dec 21, 2016
Hmmm, this country eh...we are watching
CrimeRe: Customs Intercepts Bags Of Plastic Rice by ojuolu(m): 8:55am On Dec 21, 2016
JideJamez:
abeg if the rice is cheaper....they shld allow us to eat it....since buhari don fail us....Nigeria has become dumping ground.
This is the most incredible statement i have read this morning. It is cheaper, go ahead and eat...Because Buhari has failed you, you should commit suicide and die by instalment?...Na wah oh.
FamilyRe: My Guy Has Lost Interest In Sex Since Our Baby's Birth. What Should I Do? by ojuolu(m): 8:52am On Dec 20, 2016
africanusvu:
.Just 7mnths old.he may be spacing conscious.But pls alow me to go a bit raw.as a maried man.i observe most of our women gives up on their physique.hygience.etc after 1st child.they alow d breast to go flat.alow d pusy to sag.the tommy got swolen wit cracks.too weak to aply make ups.go out of shape.after 1st and 2nd born.u began to wonder if this is that ur BABY 3yrs back.some loose all their romantic characters and turn to naggin.somtimes my wif wil just tel me'Nnaa IF U WANT TO DO ANYTHING BE FAST JOO.I WANT TO SLEEP.sometimes i wil be in action and nest thing i wil hear is.JUDE.THEY DRIVE THESE KIDS FRM SCHOOL TODAY.ANUOFIA.SO OTU KA IMA KA ESI ARA.,My dick wil just go limp inside her.then she wil say.OZU NWOKE.U MUST AV OVER DRUNK AND CANT EVEN PERFORM
you wan kill me with laugh...
FamilyRe: My Guy Has Lost Interest In Sex Since Our Baby's Birth. What Should I Do? by ojuolu(m): 8:49am On Dec 20, 2016
lozanni:
I guess you are not married.
Most women who deliver vaginally and through CS start having s.x after about four weeks from the date of delivery.
Medically, its advised that a newly delivered woman should avoid sex for about three weeks to allow the Veeejay heal properly or the CS wound to heal well.
@Op, its possible your husband was in the delivery room with you and saw the pain you went through and this has created 'a psychological guilt' within him, which makes him think that he had caused you so much pain and does not want to hurt you again.
I will advise that you go for marriage counselling classes on the above issue as it has happened to many other men before.
so on point!
FamilyRe: My Guy Has Lost Interest In Sex Since Our Baby's Birth. What Should I Do? by ojuolu(m): 8:41am On Dec 20, 2016
EgusiSoup:
you want to be screwing after 7 months?

I think you should respect yourself for a while.
what are you saying? I can believe someone just wrote what you have up here! Please if you do not understand a topic or you do not have sufficient information about a topic, ask experts or research it. The medical people and older couples will laugh at your fallacious question.
PropertiesRe: Should We Move Out? by ojuolu(m): 10:04am On Dec 09, 2016
yetseyi:
grin cheesy

Interesting thread.

Although in the OPs case I don't think his case has to do with the house but I am more surprised people think stuffs like that don't happen.

I don't know if its the same Nigeria we live in.

I don't think I will ever rent any apartment especially if its not these estates without making investigations in fact I will ask questions for patterns that seems to trail tenants living in a house, there are houses you pack to and you go out empty and with debt. By asking simple questions around you can know much about some apartments .


You want to live in a house built by an occultic person or from ritual money and you think the house will be okay( or will we say we don't have occultic people or there's no blood money again). Some houses are even creepy once you enter you just feel an uneasiness in your spirit even though the house looks tastefully designed.

Its better to avoid such houses, the prayer I will pray for protection in that kind of apartment, I will pray for other things instead and save myself unnecessary stress.

Strange things are happening, still wonder why people think there's not a spiritual side to a lot of things.

There are good houses one can rent jare.
i completely agree with you on this point. When my mum was alive, she use to ask us to pray about everything including job offer, house for rent even course of study. This has been a practice in my family till today. The first house i rented in Ibadan was a very beautiful house. I did not pray about the house at all. The location seemed okay. A new house, rent as far back as 8 years ago was 250k for a 3 bedroom, but because i was financially comfortable at that time, it was considered cheap. I took it, but did not complete 1 year rent circle in the house. Within one year, a neighbor was killed in the house in the presence of his family,( nothing taken from him), other serious incidence i dont want to mentioned here, but to cut the long story short, I was robbed 3 times in the house within a year( please note that i was not flamboyant at that time, i own no car and i lived normally among the people, no obvious display of riches by any tenant) . I lost my wife, almost my life too, Thank God for my late mum's prayer. After the last incidence being the demise of my late wife,I moved out, prayed and got another accommodation. The story that followed this new house is that everybody that packed out of the flat or house always move to their own private house among other although the owner is very strict. Believe me honestly, within 7 years 3 co tenants moved to their own houses, one relocated abroad and i moved to my own house in September this year. Please note that nobody ever packed out without reasonable land breaking achievement. I think the Op should pack out, pray and move closer to God, get a good accommodation under the inspiration of God and trust Him for full restoration...my opinion based on experience. Those who think there is no spirituality in everything should have a re think...Aye o ti se won ri ni o...lol.

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