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FamilyRe: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Oketwin(m): 8:06am On Jul 30, 2015
mom am talking to u and u are quite eeh me: but mom: shut up am talking stupid boy
FamilyRe: You Will Definitely Find Your Neighbour Among These. by Oketwin(m): 9:12pm On Jul 29, 2015
missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor wink
me too it gets really boring some times that I jst hate staying all alone
PoliticsRe: Describe Buhari's 2 Months Presidency ... In One Word Or Phrase!! by Oketwin(m): 3:10pm On Jul 28, 2015
Ayobamms:
Even those that tagged his 2-month in office "clueless" and "visionless" would rate him 85/100 as regards electricity unless they resides outside Nigeria...

With that, one of the Major hinderances of Nigeria as a country tackled.

More still to come.
d electricity u are enjoying is not d handiwork of dullardiho
FamilyRe: My Husband Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Me by Oketwin(m): 6:47pm On Jul 22, 2015
Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!


If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX angry
tor bad goon lol fall for keke
PoliticsRe: We Will No Longer Guarantee Your Safety, Vacate Ijaw Communities Within 7days by Oketwin(m): 9:18am On Jul 21, 2015
Rapunzel001:
Sometimes I wonder if this crude oil has so far been more of a curse than a blessing to dis Niger Delta Region
Btw, what sin have dis oil multinationals committed dat they have been told to vacate? environmental pollution?
you shud tink dey are innocent buh I can categorically tell u dat dese guys more harm Dan gud either to Nigeria or d. ND region
RomanceRe: 18 Year Old Girl Tries To Commit Suicide After Boyfriend Dumped Her (photos) by Oketwin(m): 9:11am On Jul 21, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Is she fvcking stoopid?!??!huh She wants to end her life because of a shitttty useless piece of trashhhh!!!?!! undecided mehn some girls are sick in the head!!


the last thing I would do is think abt(not even commit) committing suicide bkus of a 'boy' like seriously!?

GOD!!! pls come quickly!
all. dis na ranting wen e. touch u gbese ni go b ur name
EducationRe: Married In School, Single At Home In Nigeria Universities. by Oketwin(m): 8:34pm On Jul 18, 2015
Chibuhealth:
Married in School, Single at home.

Girls when wil you guys stop this thrash? The rate at which some girls live with their boyfriend(student) in their various off camp hostels is very disgusting and irritating. Sometimes, it pain me seeing a beautiful, promising young girl living with a boy who is also her fellow student in school as a room mate. The worst part of it is that, if you ask her, she will open her roten mouth to tell you that the small boy is her fiance. Girls wise up! .its very painful because their parents are not aware and they keep collecting house rent from them. Before you think of living with a boy as your room mate, ask yourself this questions; why am i in school? Is this boy upto marriageable age? What advice will i give to my children in future? Where will this friendship take me to? Some girls, after spending 4/5 good years in school, instead of them to go home or better still squat with their fellow girls while doing their clearance and also waiting for their call up later, they will go to their boyfriend's house. *i weep for my fellow girls* you call it school life, but i call it stupidity of the highest order. You guys should desist from this ugly behaviour. Its bad!!!!

#truthisbitter
y e dey pain u lik who mash enemy poo did dey complain miss holy Dan thou we don notice u oyaa park well
RomanceRe: These Phrases Are Liable To Make Some Ladies Really Mad At You by Oketwin(m): 7:30pm On Jul 16, 2015
Twaci:
Whareva angry
see ur life
RomanceRe: All Guys Are The Same:- Your Makeup Could Be The Cause. by Oketwin(m): 8:16pm On Jul 15, 2015
ireneony:
hmmm story that touches the heart
well, I'm more pretty without makeup
Abeg pack well see pretty story
RomanceRe: How I Caught My Cheating Lover Pants Down. by Oketwin(m): 11:19pm On Jul 14, 2015
ahsekeena:
O.p...this thing still dey pepper u after how many years grin





U are now a free man indeed,u are still caged my dear.
o.p pls grow up na so dey gal fine Abi na any body fault say u enter one chance
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: August Born....lets Meet Here by Oketwin(m): 9:49am On Jul 10, 2015
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EducationRe: 9 Lies You Were (probably) Taught In School by Oketwin(m): 11:40am On Aug 21, 2014
I once taught some basic 8 pupil and they say der farmers teacher taught dem dat minus (-) minus (-) is plus and i was baffled
CultureRe: Crab Mentality by Oketwin(m): 3:39pm On Jul 13, 2014
zboyd: I don't do bigotry.

I do observe human behavior...and I have always noticed the 'crab mentality' within the Afram community. What's interesting is the presence of this same mentality among immigrants, especially African and West Indian immigrants. 'Crab Mentality' is a personality disorder. Discussing it is not being discriminatory. It is an acknowledgement that it indeed exists.
And in ur shallow mind all african ar sucess hater while ur crab headed being encourage it stupeed mofo abgaya

BTW...SOME Africans have no problem using discriminatory terms (Akata, Yard Monkey) on a website where Aframs, West Indians and other people of color frequent online...not within a discussion...but as a racial slur...so what are you on about?
PoliticsRe: Ridiculous Statements Made At Anambra PDP rally by Oketwin(m): 6:05pm On Nov 15, 2013
Baba_Eleko: These people talk as if they didn't even pass "common entrance" in primary school. I wonder how they got their Bscs and PhDs. The one wey pain me pass na Jonathan. I can't believe we made this man our president. That man won't make a councillor in a developed country.
i dey laff in indiana jones tone wetin u nr hear u say u hear am amebo u go tire
FamilyRe: Should Your Man Tell You He Cheated? by Oketwin(m): 8:09am On Oct 15, 2013
Some tyms keeping d truth save one alot,once told d truth abt an affair i had n she still rub it on ma face anytym we av misundastanding.i still regret telling her
PoliticsRe: Mountain Of Fire And Miracles In Enugu Demolished. by Oketwin(m): 9:06am On Oct 11, 2013
D said building of MFM is a danger to its worshippers u kw hw risky if u av bin to dat place in ziki avenue in Enugu
Car TalkRe: FG To Phase Out Tokunbo Cars by Oketwin(m): 10:47am On Oct 04, 2013
It is obvious dat FG n its allies dnt kw wat is happening wit her populace.hw cn u b banning tokunbo wit dis absurd polices wen kw visible infrastructure is on ground.wonder Y dey take delight in fustrating d poor.FG ban new cars also if u av d balls mtcheeeeew.dancing skelewu at of here
RomanceRe: Nonsense Things Naija Girls Do On A Date by Oketwin(m): 7:55pm On Oct 03, 2013
Idowuogbo: Broke mudafucker! Oya vex! Msteeeeeeeew!
do naita gals know wat a date realy means
LiteratureRe: Naija Thug Life (Foxy, Flow1759 & The Rock555 Collabo) by Oketwin(m): 8:55am On Oct 02, 2013
Flow hmmmm ever hilarious mehn frm i jst dey shake head to ibo boy wen lik yoruba,guy u killing it.more fluid to ur pen still u flow n i follow
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is The Most Powerful Angel Created By God? by Oketwin(m): 4:32pm On Sep 29, 2013
I cnt b an angel cos am a SON by grace secondly in d book of daniel it ws clearly stated, while daniel pray and an angel took d answers to him it ws preventd by heavenly bodies until God sent his arc angel michael to battle n defeat dem so my broda der is hirachy in hevean n michael is d mst powerful of dem
Christianity EtcRe: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Oketwin(m): 4:04pm On Sep 29, 2013
My people perish cause dey lack wisdom n understnding.it is obvious dat u lot are so ignorant of d ways of God. Kip using ur fish brian to contest d words of God.
Christianity EtcRe: Jonah & the Great Fish: Real or Allegory / Parable? by Oketwin(m): 4:01pm On Sep 29, 2013
My people perish cause dey lack wisdom n understnding.it is obvious dat u lot are so ignorant of d ways of God. Kipindi using ur fish brian to contest d words of God
PoliticsRe: NGF Crisis Was Planned -aregbesola by Oketwin(m): 10:49am On Sep 28, 2013
Wat gud is der to embezzle all d wealth at d detriment of those who put u der.in tel u greed a cana worm dat have given birth to corruption
PoliticsRe: Rivers Teachers Are Miscreants - CP Mbu by Oketwin(m): 10:34am On Sep 28, 2013
My question is why cant Ameachi inform d police commissioner of d gathering as is d normal thing to do,secondly must they assemble all d 13000 at once are there no other way of communing with d said potential teachers. What ever i think Ameachi and mr Mbu should call a truce afterall they are both working for d masses.
IslamRe: An Islamic Perspective Of The World Muslim Beauty Pageant Innovation by Oketwin(m): 12:11pm On Sep 20, 2013
Hmmmm next
HealthRe: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by Oketwin(m): 6:52pm On Sep 19, 2013
O my beloved sapele,see wat dubious n greedy pipo are ridiculing u

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