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Good for them.... And our Country |
Calm down!.... "The grass is always greener on the other side of the wall" |
OP na your friend you do like this o!.... |
Thank you plenty |
vizkiz:I know your kind on NL.... so I refuse to throw words at you.... keep hating |
vizkiz:Go chop stone.... it will cure your sickness |
1. Living in the same room or sleeping on the same bed with a man who has not paid your bride- price or wedded you. 2. Wearing the engagement ring of a man who doesn’t even know your parents or house; (You are wasting your time). 3. Using your boyfriend’s picture as your profile picture on social network, thus blocking serious and potential suitors. 4. Giving your virginity to a man who has not paid your bride-price. (You have wasted your glorious destiny & lost your dignity in life). 5. Cooking food regularly and washing clothes for your boyfriend; (Slavery attitude: that's starting what you cannot complete even in marriage). 6. Disobeying your parents for the sake of a man you are dating. (It is Stupidity; You are out of your brain). 7. Giving sex to a man simply because he promised to marry you; (Haba! Na u be the oldest woman for this life? It is loss of Honor) 8. Sending your Unclad pictures to your boyfriend or romantic postures with him either; (shame on you, that is what he will use against you anytime you say its over). 9. Why will a boyfriend beat you and you will still be saying that you can not do without him; (hmm, you need deliverance. This is not love. It is d foundation to a painful future). 10. When a man keep cheating on you and you still say that you can never quit him, (Hmm, you need prayers 'cos you've started digging your grave) . Feel Free to Add Yours! ![]() Source: Anonymous. |
vickkyruby:I didn't say it will kill you |
Some people dey vex on top my thread!... .......... Well... Keep vexing |
Naija girls cheaper than moi- moi since 346BC |
How him dey feel like now? |
Nmeri17:Nice one |
1. Changing your music without first asking for permission The first thing I do when get a girl over to my shack is put on some music. Depending on the mood I’m trying to set, I’ll go with something like Passion Pit, The Weeknd, or Vanessa da Mata. As I’m making drinks, if she goes to the laptop, cuts off my music, then pulls up some whack-ass shit on YouTube, she’s only getting bleeped that night and never again. Even though she wants to play “this one song,” I cut her crap off and put mine back on. I say, “If you wanted to listen to your music you should’ve invited me to your place.” 2. Giving you unsolicited advice I don’t care if I have the most obvious problem in the world that can be solved with baking soda, but if I don’t ask you for help or at least show I’m open to receiving help, then shut the Bleep up. You’re not my mom and you’re not someone who has more life experience than me, so spare me your harebrained ideas for solving a man’s real problems. 3. Saying “you should.” There is absolutely no reason for a girl to tell a man “you should…” ever. It insinuates that not only are you currently doing something wrong, but that she knows more than you, which is extremely unlikely. She is free to say, “Have you thought of…” or “What do you think about…” but the moment she brings out the word “should,” a synonym of “must,” I know she’s a arrogant cunt who thinks she knows more than she really does. The only things I should or must do are pay my taxes and die. 4. Not apologizing when she texts or takes a call in your presence. If I’m on a first or second date with a girl, and she starts reading texts, sending texts, or actually taking a call without excusing herself first, she will never see me again. Even the most conceited bitches will let off an “Excuse me I have to take this real quick.” Otherwise she doesn’t deserve another meeting with you, even if she puts out and turns out to be okay in bed. You let a girl disrespect you like this and you might as well hand her your balls. 5. Asking you to postpone your orgasm so she can gain more pleasure. If you’re about to bust your nut and a girl does tells you “No” or “Wait,” she’s an inconsiderate slut who is now causing you direct harm. A man’s nut is sacred, and for her to impede that should be criminal. I’m serious. One time a girl postponed my nut and then I lost it completely. I couldn’t get it back and I was left with minor groin pain. I never contacted her again. Feel Free To Add Yours! ![]() |
Not everybody wants to get married |
Good!!... Nasty Creatures ..... Swines |
vizkiz:you said all bro!... you said it all |
Some Ladies be Like....... " So dz my bf wn marry me!" |
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I sense...... Attention seekers and Butt lickers |
Long Boring Story |
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mrlaw93:Why I go vex? |
Exactly ...... Girls on their period!! <spits> |
....... your crush no get mouth to chop? |
Dry Joke.... Not funny one bit |
Nice.... I believe she would grow in the arms of a nice father... |
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Incase this makes front page..... tell BabyOj I love her so much.... |


