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natedroid:
if her vagina doesn't fit your dick is it advisable to marry her?

the man has a below average Pen and it feels like he's swimming inside her during sex... she's tall, slim with a really fine ass

I have encountered a girl that had a pvssy that swallowed all my dick and continued to shout deeper,deeper,that she can't feel it,hmmm!! Me with long dick, I have no alternative but to use an old Fanta bottle nearby to Bleep the pvssy well well,and she throughly enjoyed the ribbed Fanta bottle,I cannot kill myself because of pvssy,I beg

QuotaSystem:
Prof. Soludo as Chief Security Officer of the state will never shirk his responsibilities. Not a focused achiever like him surely.

A man who seeks to attract investors to his state can’t be expected to fold his arms while terrorists make his state unattractive to investors.

As for Cownu; it will be easier for River Niger to freeze over than for him to be released without conviction, due to the self-destructive, violent blackmail of murderous IPOB/ESN terrorists. Take that to the bank.

what you have to realize is that 95% of igbos are sympathetic to the biafran cause,all thanks to the nepotic leadership by our current president, nobody is forcing the whole markets in southeast to shut down every Monday,even main market onitsha,they are sympathetic and choose to do so,the igboman does not joke with his lively hood and means of making money that it will take serious self denial and sacrifice to resist going to the market on a Monday morning and they cannot be threatened or cajoled by a small band of activists,even when there is no EsN the people of the South east observes sit at home every may 30 or so, to remember the millions that died during the civil war that they must not be forgotten.

Pele10:
A party that understands what democracy and fairplay is...

it is crude democratic solution but sometimes problems could be solved and prevented by using crude and antiquated solutions,if zoning policy is not in place a set of people and zone can rule a state for 20-30 yrs without break,just like Arthur nzeribe did with our zone in the senate

Bullet01:
You have a case . Get a good lawyer for proper guide.

Did you take the picture of your car at the exact spot where it was bashed?

what case?what lawyer?we are not in America,if he tries to report to police station they may even arrest him and try and extort him for blocking bullion van,pls go and repair your car,next time if you hear siren move out of the way,if I am a bullion van driver carrying hundreds of millions in cash and a car is blocking my way I will bash that car out of the road to aviod an ambush by armed robbers.

Danabu:
I have used 4 no. 406 and enjoyed driving them despite their inherent wahalas.

try another carmaker and compare the level of their inherent wahalla,after my lecturer friends sanity was nearly destroyed by the Peugeot 607,no thank you,I will stick to jap mobiles,cars are made to help and make life easier not compound our miseries

luminouz:
So you paid your way through to her pussy!!

Are you ok at all?

You even have the mouth to talk that you paid 1k for every smile.... How much is a fart? A belch? Or a frown since your own to pay women for everything.

The pussy she gave you has been bought with 200k. There is one nigha on that street who she will spend your 'smiley money's when she gets back home.

amebo,joy killer,who told you I gave her #200k even if I give her na your money?,wetin concern you what I decide to do with my money,for your information that episode happened in 2009 so you know the value of #1k then and that smile is worth it,, I enjoyed a 4 year blissful relationship with the girl before she travelled abroad.

4Play:
Very cruel and counterproductive for Ukrainians. It will discourage Russians from surrendering if they hear this is happening.

shooting prisoners of war is a crime under the Geneva convention and it will not help the Ukrainian fighters,it will make the Russian soldiers fight to the bitter end because he knows what awaits him if he surrenders,Ukraine should also know that Russia has not deployed 30% of its military might due to some factors so let them not be carried away by hubris thinking they have won, during ww2 the German soldiers started shooting russian POWs and it made Russian resistance stiffer and operation Barbarossa turned into the bloodiest battles of ww2

lovediehatelive:
Okay guys, sometimes a lady might be forming too hard to get, and for many guys nowadays, they don't waste much time and move on to the next girl who surprisingly won't suffer him that much.

However, there are some guys that will still keep on disturbing the girl playing hard to get, and it might take several months, before she finally accepts.

Such relationship will create the impression that the guy loves the girl more, and some ladies could use this to pepper the guy. Well, some might turn out to love the guy wholeheartedly.

The question is for guys, how did the relationship go? Sweet, one-sided or you totally regret it?

Please share your experiences.

there is this girl called Ada in my hood,I chased her for almost a year no green light,so one morning I went to my clients house and was paid #200k for a supply I did,as I was driving back I saw the girl walking under serious sunlight as a good gentleman I have to stop and give her a lift and we started small talk,I told her I like her smile that if he smiled for me #1000k for her,she smiled and I gave her #1k,I told her I will give her #1k for every smile,na so the babe smiled again, again,again and again,each time I gave #1k,making it #5k,hmmm!! From smile to laugh,The baby fine no be small and as she don see the type of cash guy man stuff for pocket and ready to chop the money na my house and inside my bedroom that journey ended.

Thesaint141:
Sorrow

RIP,I have seen a fair amount of this sort of news recently,young men and women dieing suddenly,why?is it how our ancestors use to die like fowls,what is causing this sudden deaths is it the food, lifestyle or genetic flaw ?

byteem:
Hell no.. 1.2 m max

so if you are given a choice you will buy that car for #1.2m, before the year runs out you will spend another #500k on repairs coupled with high blood pressure,don't you ask yourself why everybody is going for Corollas,Camrys,accords,civics,Nissan,these cars have proved themselves worthy on the battlefield and nobody wants to waste time and money in mechanic workshops, these hard economic times means that the choice in buying a car should not be sentimental or the beauty of the car,my friend loved the Peugeot 607 and bought it, withim six months he developed gray hairs,renualt,Opel,Fiat,Alfa Romeo,Audi they are all beautiful cars but after a year of owning one,it may stop looking beautiful.

chemashie:
what's the price?

the price of that matchbox will shock you

Eriokanmi:
Pa Awo, the man who made a great mistake of unifying Nigeria. He later realised this mistake when it was already too late.

it was not yet late for him to take a stand,after ojukwu release him from calabar prison he had the opportunity to correct his mistake but he chooses to be the minister of finance

arthurwillia:
Useless people full this app I swear.. Destiny will reduce another said that thing no good O, to dey sleep with married woman, another said it attracts misfortune one say him grandma say na curse, your grandmama na dibia, one say an 1001 ways to die. Useless ascertions based on fallacy and backwardness.. Hypocrites

You can sleep with someone who isn't married but has a bf and it's good to you, it's not a curse, God loves but its marriage that you draw the line, ori yin ti daru sirs.

It’s always the girl that brings misfortuneee, you’ll never see where guy give girl misfortuneeee because they had sex, na the girl Go every bring am even the one wey misfortuneeee don finish him family before.

Sleeping with anybody isn’t good married or not, if you Dey lash anybody lash go. Don’t draw the line anywhere everything na sin, sin with your full chest or not, there’s nothing like half sin
Make all of una getat

sentiments aside,what you said is sadly the truth,we build up these sentiments and emotions around married pvssy,to protect it from other dicks,it shows men jealousy and fear to have their pvssy trespassed on,,what about the husband that is a frequent Traveller can he swear that he does not fvck prostitutes and have numerous girlfriends,the only real crime is getting caught.

Jones90:
Make a proverb from this picture.


Mine: Do not let temporary enjoyment lead you into permanent destruction.

The best caption.....

(1)the stubborn fly follows coffin inside grave
(2)too much good thing dey kill
(3)the stubborn head will fall off when cut by a sharp Cutlass
(4)chop alone belly go bust
(5)the stubborn head will agree when cast iron pot is put on top
(6)don't put head inside wetin no concern you
(7)Nigeria matter na for shoulder you go carry am,no be for head
(na leg you go taste if river deep,no be your head
(9)if you put head for wetin kill your papa your head will not come out.
(10)don't put head into any good thing,some will trap your head

jesusjnr2020:
Recently my neighbor had a dream where she saw above her the feet of many walking in a walking in a particular direction. She was told they were the dead, and they were walking to the throne of judgment to give account of themselves.

She had another dream more recently where she saw a writing on the sky, which interpreted as, "God's judgment is coming, Hell is real". After she saw it she went and started calling people to come and see what was written in the sky, but as they were coming out to see it, she saw some persons, likely demons or satanic agents, climbing up to the place it was written in the sky and trying to clean it off. But their attempts were in vain as what was written appeared to be sealed or had a protective covering which they couldn't penetrate, so they couldn't succeed.

This is the same person that God sent via a dream to warn all watchmen who have gone to sleep and not doing their job of warning people to repent, that Jesus is coming soon, that He is not happy with them because many were dying and going to hell because of them.

In the dream while she stood on the road, she heard a sound like that of an earthquake, and saw the ground divide into two, and many were falling into the middle of it, and God warned her to go and preach the Gospel and warn people to repent because Jesus is coming soon.

For more details on her story, you can go to the following thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/7016761/important-message-god-sent-neighbor

God bless.

that your neighbor is suffering from fever induced hallucinations or the very beginning of Insanity,there is nothing like rapture or judgement day,if you die your physical and mental body cease to exist, during the middle ages the black death or bubonic plague took the lives of 70% of the population of the known world,whole towns are wiped out, people die and rotted on the streets because there's nobody to bury them,the remaining population believe that it is judgement day,but it is not,the plague spread by rats stopped when hygiene improved and the world healed itself, imagine in Nigeria we are 200 million and 150 million died,everybody will believe that the end of days is near,but that was not so.it was just a disease spread by rats and poor hygiene.

unclejb2:
Turning wine into water is the greatest miracle of Jesus.

Reasons.

1) it averted an embarrassment at the event
2) it made guy men and women happy after which many men kpekused their wives and girlfriends after getting high
3) it created a supply chain of pure wine
4) it created employment.

and been the first miracle means that it is very important, ancient men and women don't joke with their wine

dawnomike:
Post partum trauma... Deficiency of DHA

She will come around

I thought as much,just ignore and leave the woman alone,if you are the sexy type get a side chick,she will reset herself

Munzy14:
I hate this...Condom or withdrawal...

Vasectomy is somehow.

no need to go far just do FEMALE IMPLANT,and nack without worry

kingreign:
Flee from that demonic contraption of an Audi. It’s a very terrible car and to even add insult, it’s over priced

Flee,flee,fleeeeeee,don't ever look back at that car,flee,flee,endless money pit,flee,flee,what are you still waiting for,do you know the type of cars #2.5m can get in Nigeria tokunbo?flee,flee,fleeeeeee,are u considering to use that car for transportation,flee,fleeee,don't even go to that compound again

thorpido:
It's a vehicle that will serve you not minding the fact that it is used mostly for commercial purposes.
If it meets your budget and purpose,go for it.

will he be ready for local government thugs,road unions,produce and revenue officers,agberos and police,pls leave that car and look for a sanity friendly vehicle,that bus is purely a commercial vehicle,it is just like driving a Toyota Dyna as private car.

Omotosho1090905:
I have found out most ladies tends to have a crush on their sister's man which has lead to further emotional entanglement on several occasions

okafors no 2 law states that if a man in a relationship with a woman is doing a pretty good job both romantically and financially then the possibility of the man nacking her close friends shots up to 70-80%, girlfriends,roommates,cousins,relatives,aunties,in some extreme cases mothers are also thrown in the mix

Ezemarcel:
The reason I prefer implanon....it's more effective

But wait so even with IUD your wife is pregnant

That means you guys are knacking with reckless abandone

seems they nacked out the IUD, implant is better ,women stop seeing their periods during pregnancy and to some women it will continue after childbirth and until after a month or two after stopping breastfeeding it will come again,that is natural child spacing of at least two years of safe nacking,but some women see their periods and are fertile immediately after childbirth,now that's very tricky,and it demands serious family planning to prevent accidental overload,because man must nack

Moz22:
Actually typing this with a heavy heart and so much disgust for what I've done.. wish I had handled the situation better.

My father is the best man I could ever wish for and if I had another chance to pick a dad again in my next life, I'll pick a richer version of him but my mom?? Sigh!

However growing up with them was so stressful in every way u can think of.. my dad was the meek type, soft spoken and slow to react but my mom would always complain about everything, she fights everything and everyone.. never afraid of any form of confrontation, she would complain about my hairstyle, she would check if I sagged my trousers.. she monitored me extremely and always nagged about it.. I'm this typa guy who is well cultured, I wouldn't say I got that from home training tho cos I do not drink, smoke nor womanize... And I think it's d joy of every parent to have child like me, I basically had no friends visiting me then and even up till now. I've got trust issues that's why I don't keep friends.. my mom made my youthful days hell for me, I didn't really enjoy it.. times I spent with her were miserable as she would shout everyday, quarrel even over phone conversations that you would think the person she's fighting with was right in front of her.. and some times I even pity my dad whenever she starts with him. I developed some sorta hatred for her

Lately I've been spending more time with them cos of our last born just so I could keep an eye on him and we stayed close too.. and the way she treats him makes me wonder if she was the one gave birth to him, if I was away when she was pregnant for him and delivered.. I would have argued that she was his mother. There were times that I had to pass the night there and her voice or rants would be what will wake me up very early in the morning just as it used to be when I used to be there...

I used to think that as people grow old, they become calmer but that isn't the case with my mom, she's more violent... She lost her twin sis last year March and I sincerely hoped that would change atleast but iro nio... Her other sisters aren't even speaking to her at the moment. My dad was a musician.. old age won't allow him continue doing music, coincidentally I picked up that barton.. been doing the same music(live musician) all my life but my mom has always been against it.. she was never happy whenever I carry my dad's guitar to rehearse or whenever I bring a piano home.. it was always war...

Been there since last weekend cos of the poor electricity in my area.. we have had power for about 7 days now.. Had gone for a studio session, only to return in d evening and I was greeted with shouting over a very trivial issue, I was so angry that I responded to every of her verbal insults.. and then she hit me and I reciprocated which I felt so bad about almost immediately.. she dragged me by my clothes shouting that I must kill her again, by that time.. my anger had subdued and all I had on my mind was to leave the house immediately. She threatened to arrest me.. She tore my shirt and I managed to pull away from her.. and left without picking my stuffs. All my life, I have never raised up my hands to hit a woman talkless of my mom.. I don't even beat kids when they do wrong, I hate to see tears..

I know it's a disgraceful thing to do. I've got no excuse for what I've done whatsoever. I even avoid confrontations with my own gender sef cos I know what I'm capable of. I'm always quick to say the word sorry just to avoid prolonged issues. I had been offline since it happened, just came here to drop this and I know how much insults I'm gonna get here anyway but we learn everyday and will surely pick the ones that will make me a better person.. no one's perfect

Pls ignore my typo errors abeg

if what you wrote was true and correct then you have no option in hitting back,that is normal human reaction and instinct for self preservation,if your mother could be all of what you wrote above in behavior and action then I am sorry she has lost the respect and privilege to be a mother,if my mother(may her soul rest in peace) ever pushed me against the wall and hit me,I will not endanger my hands in hitting her I will go and get koboko or cane for her,it is the timidity of you and your father that is the cause she is doing nonsense,every human being deserves respect even a small kid,if you desrespect and rubbish yourself then you can't earn the respect of others,do not apologize to her,call her relatives and inform them of what happened,warn her seriously that anytime she rants,raves or dare touch you,she will see hell that day,read the riot act to her in a clear ,strong and firm voice.

Iyaebe:
Hmm maybe you are not strong enough to satisfy her because I don’t know how 2 to 3 times a week is too much. I’m against premarital sex sha but when I start having sex I won’t let any day waste.So if you can’t handle her,please let her go and don’t you call her names

be careful of what you wish for because you might get it, enduring a relationship with a nympho is not a laughing matter,at the beginning it will all be Rosy and cool but as the war of attrition sets in, you will be getting weaker and her sexual drive will be increasing and getting stronger,it is scary situation,I have endured a relationship with a nympho for a couple of months and after losing a couple of kilos,brusied and battered dick,I simply have to give up and run away,imagine a work load of a minimum of two rounds daily and a day she misses at least one round she will fall sick,even during her periods,she devises a way,I just have to surrender and throw in the towel,that is not love anymore but torture,ngozi were ever you are I give you the trophy of the undefeated heavy weight champion.