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yinkaOdutuyo:
POORVERTY has given birth to more evils than the devil.

Poorverty has destroyed many future and ruined many dreams in life.

Bro you're not alone in this, the truth is we have many dropout on this forum, but shame will not let them tall, but you've taken a bold step.

Poorverty have make many people to do what they don't want to do like money ritual, going into robbery, going into prostitutions prostitution other evil ventures to get themselves out of Poorverty.

if you are born poor it is not your fault and you will not be blamed but if you die poor you are the fault,to be born in a poor family does not mean you don't stand any chance again in life,I don't agree with you on that, especially the Igbo people that practices the apprenticeship or internship program were a boy from a poor family is taken by a trader ,the boy will stay with the trader for a number of years learn the secrets of the business and will be settled at a given time with cash goods and a shop,and the boy will in turn takes others as his interns,so that's why now in igboland fine houses are springing up were there is mudhouse before,many people I know that came from the poorest of the poor are now big business men and naturally they are wise and prudent with money.

OGwales:
Haba! Tithe and offering just from one Sunday is enough to cover the bail. The judge Bleep up. He should have made the sentence as long as these dots ............................................................................................................................................ No bail

the judge Sabi road,that weed is for personal consumption not for peddling

BeeBeeOoh:
Even mami-water no fit answer this kweshun.

what of some us that does all of the above + more optional extras,women are trying,I beg

Rahkman:
fine no problem u can beat ur hairy chest all you want...every tribe get billionaires no be only ibo...all I am saying is obi cubana should reduce his frequent visits to anambra state, the other day he posted a video of himself walking through the streets of Onitsha and shining his teeth....in a state riddled with unknown gunmen ..that blasted the skull of Dora akunyili husband without remorse, a confident and bold esn member can decide to take out obi cubana with a single shot even if it would cost him his life afterwards, atleast to please Simon ekpa and the supleem reader.... he took out an ally of their number 1 enemy ABBA kyari...just pause reason am

the isolated incidents of violence in the southeast is not to be compared to the north were whole villages are sacked by bands of bandits and kidnapped creating a refugee crisis,many are claiming that cubana is a drug dealer or a ritualist forgetting that Nigeria is a fertile ground for legit business if you know we're to look

PrinceInTheNort:
Thank you but do you have Lexus

or live in zoo estate a high brow area which is near army barracks enugu,and that graphic snake pic cannot be zoo estate,looks more like village backyard to me, daydreaming cannot solve problems the reality is always a rude shock

finson:
Thank you for your advice

don't abandon her whether it is true or false,just send her money to care of herself,and cut off communication, because she wants to use the opportunity to travel which looks gold diggerish to me,send her something substantial and walk away,is left for her to know what to do,if she wants half-caste she can keep the pregnancy,if not she can abort which is fairly a common procedure in Nigeria

Fahdiga:
Truly honesty pays

it is our fellow supposed brothers in portharcourt that seized Igbo owned houses and declared them abandoned property,back stabbers,while in the southwest every house was recovered and returned to the rightful owners

seunmsg:
We don’t need any N3.7billion to monitor train. What we need is the political will to kill all the terrorists and their supporters. Bomb and kill them at sight. Level all the villages they are using as hideout, escape and launching routes. Enough of this madness. A very ruthless response is the only way not paying some friends of Amaechi billions to monitor train movement.

and for such response to insecurity what is needed is very effective information collection ,you cannot fight what you don't see or know we're they stay,imagine the type of money they are budgeting to monitor just a rail track while with such money the airforce supposed to have a fully equipped UAV unit that will monitor and see what is going on,a good isreali made drone is roughly #50-60,000 dollars,one can stay up in the air for hours monitoring through rain , dust,fog,using thermal camera and night imaging to capture movement of large bodies of men and activity on the rail track,it is a pity in Nigeria things that work in other countries don't work here,if that contract went through amaechi will collect 10% of #3.7 b

Zonefree:
Man is chilling. If una wait taya, make una disembark. No victor No vanquish.

the thief is lucky if it is in onitsha,aba,akwaibom,Delta or cross river they will bring spanner and dismantle that street light and barbcue the bugger.

Bettapikin:
nah God safe this dude o.. awhole 4 crocodile..
well if it's Nigeria I'm sure after the Battle his buddie would have killed the remaining three and make a good roasted meat out of it and post it on nairaland.
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meanwhile at a cheap price DM me for your logo and flyer design

in Nigeria crocodiles don't attack people it is people that hunt,attack,kill and roast crocodiles, crocodiles and lions run away when they see Nigerians

MonsterLoader:
I love my girlfriend very much and we have sex most times but guys I am tired of having sex with her all the time, I want to try something new like I Don tire to chop this same food always. The sex isn't becoming interesting again for me even though she is very good in bed i don't just have the urge for her now because I Don too do am with her. Please I really don't like to carry other babes but I come they reason. Any advice please? I'm confused. How do you stay with only partner sedually without getting tired?

variety is the spice of life but you are confused,you want to taste other exotic pvssy but you don't want to carry women,how on Earth are u going to taste the pvssy if you don't go to other women,at least pvssy cannot be emailed to you

Brexxit:


That's why I love nairaland, detectives everywhere.

Fake ass people everywhere lying to make themselves feel good.

The op of that thread will pee on his boxers on sighting this post.

Oshey detective Babaebe.

is it not the same guy that is complaining about the maintenance cost of his Mercedes Benz c300?

Bro she did a pregnancy strip test she said the lines came out thicker and redder than before. Which means she is pregnant, yes I love her but I'm not working of thru wit school to marry her yet I don't want her to suffer now

also all clinics do that abortion procedure and it is safe,just budget #20k last time I know it is #15k,let her go to a good clinic and tell the nurse what she wants,it is still early,2 weeks will not be a problem

yinkaOdutuyo:
So the main issue that led to me denying her food this night.

I asked her for the two of us to go and get ingredients for food, she said she's having serious headache so I went alone.

When I came back I washed the rice and put it on fire and I also start grinding the pepper and tomatoes with manual grinder.

After few minutes when the rice was done I asked my wife to go and put down the rice from fire, and fried the stew afterwards.

She just started shouting she's so tired, her head is hot and making hefty sounds inside that she can't stand up from this bed.

I insisted and she went to put the rice down and off the gas, instead of her to start frying the stew. She just came and meet me on the bed.

And she started shouting I didn't tell you am hungry, am not even eating this night at all. Do whatever you want to do, I'll never stand up to make any stew in this house. If you want to eat go and make the stew yourself.

I just stood up and enter the kitchen to make the stew. As I was making the stew, my wife that said she's not feeling fine was busy watching film om her phone. She complained earlier that her head is hefty and aching her that she can't stand up from the bed, but she stood up and start looking for the BT Audio to connect to her phone so that she'll be able to hear the film audio very well.

Immediately I finished making thr stew, I served the food on the table and the next my wife wanted to stood up from the bed to join on the table so that we can eat.

I just told her that You can never eat from this food this night and tomorrow morning, because you were the one that said you were not hungry that I was troubling you to make food.

I also told her that the headache allow you br watching films and also allow you to be looking for BT Audio. But denied you to cook for me.

So house I want to know if this is right or wrong pls or what can I do.

To all moniker saying have I ever helped her before this is for you below:

BTW I have cooked many times in the house, there are times she'll go to work before she comes back I'll have prepare good foods, that will atimes takes me 2 or more hours to prepare and she'll come back and eat and smile and say thank you. I use to get home between 5pm and 6pm latest, while she'll be coming home by 7pm, 8pm or latter.

At times the two of us may be at home and I'll be the only one cooking, while she'll just lie down watching films or doing another thing while I do the while cooking.

I think I have being helpful to her in cooking and other chores in the house. There are many times I'll be the one washing all the clothes in the house, while she's sleeping or doing something else.

I literally do almost 80% of everything in the house if not more than.

But me doing all those doesn't mean am a fool or I don't know what am doing.

Bit I think as a man you have to man up.

you are wrong,women are created naturally to be cranky and unyielding at some times,mood swings, menstrual periods, depression are just some things that can make a woman obstinate at times,it is part of your job to observe,listen and watch the body language,most times it is not therlir fault,I didn't realize this before until I now have 3 grown daughters in my house including my wife,there are times to use force and gentle means,maturity means when you know when to use which.

Oluomofx:
Dear nairalanders, I lost my mum recently due to illness, will you advise your 83years old father to remarry a 60yrs old woman to keep body and soul due to loneliness.

yes,she will just be the man's nanny ,taking care of him to the last days

Cantonese:
Hypocritical man.

I didn't expect that a matured man like mr igbokwe will be economical with the truth or is he claiming ignorance of the root cause of the security challenges in the north, Northen nigeria has finally reached the elastic limit or the tipping point caused by years of neglecting and abusing several generations in the name of almajiri,when you don't care for a child,train him or her on morally right societal values,educate them or simply shielding them at a tender age from the wickedness of this world that child will grow up without any sense of what is right or wrong, surviving on desperate and feral instincts they cannot be controlled or guided by the laws we make,it is a pity that it has got to this stage but I am also afraid that this is just the tip of the sword,thousands of fanatical ex almajiris are ready to be cannon fodder to lash out against law and order in this new wild West northern nigeria

Faber:
E get one babe like that, I dey piss inside her toto, sometimes, I dey piss all over her body sef...

Then I go use lolipop sweet, that one with stick ₦50 or ₦30, I go buy am from aboki....I go insert the lolipop inside her toto and be sucking her with it. Pussy go dey taste like Fanta, depending on the type of lolipop I bought. Babe go dey twist like python

I don pour egusi soup inside her toto before ( e no enter inside well well, infact she wear female condom, the condom was well washed and that oil no dey. I unrap 2 wraps of fufu dey serve myself from her toto. The soup no hot o.

That babe is still telling me I am the best guy she dated. She wants to come back self. But I need a new fresh girls to teach them the ways of the world

com on man,seems that egusi soup is not prepared with enough pepper,I got entangled with hot local pepper in a joint I took a fresh babe to eat fried chicken and the legendary sauce is a local devilishly hot pepper mixed with other exotic spices,after finishing our order and in a rush to make up we didn't wash our hands properly and we started romancing ourselves in the VIP section,she was sucking me with a mouth full of pepper and me fingering her with hands still covered with pepper,infact we ran mad that day with the babe soaking her pussy in a basin of cold water,

Janina:
Have been a guest on this platform ... so I decided to open an account ...
Am a 20 years old lady ,

my parents exspecially my mom said that I shouldn't have a boyfriend..that if someone is coming for me it going to be Marriage anything apart from marriage should be cut off.
so I decided to stick with what she said... cos I love my parents parents very much I don't want to break their heart..
But has anyone have an experience like this

your mother may feel it is the best for you but a woman supposed to interact with men and know and feel how they are wired,you are 20 yrs with zero experience on men's behavior, nothing beats on the job experience.

Godknowwhy:
Greetings to everyone please i have decided to create this new account to stay private! My name is John and wife name is favor not our real name though. I catch my wife cheating on me through her phone after 5years been together with her and we have done our traditional marriage 1years ago with two children already and she confesses that she only Cheat on me once and i push her to do it which i cannot confirm if is only once, Now this is the main point she have confess to me is true but if i can forgive and take her back that she we never made that mistake again. So my own concern now is where can i do the necessary things according to our tradition because we are not correctly living in Nigeria should i do the sacrifice in my place or her place because we are from two different state and know that i have forgiven her already but we don't sleep together neither eat together and cook my own food for now because of what my tradition say about a cheating wife for my own good. Please remember my writing English is not that good is not my fault

I like your tact and approach to this issue with maturity for he who comes before equity must come with clean hands, consult an elder from your kinsmen and do what he advices,in our community in imo state the woman will buy chicken,yam and drinks and cook it everybody will eat except her,but nobody does such things anymore now,if we kill chicken for every adulterous act then there will be scarcity of chicken

Badboibipo:
As for me I have done it all, sucked pvssy, sucked arse, sucked breast, drank female Pee, drank female squirt , I am the dirtiest guy I know sexually. No cap! What is the nastiest thing you have ever done sexually?

have you fvcked a mensurating woman with the pant and pad still on, sliding your dick through the side into a blood soaked pvssy,or rather have you fvcked a woman doggy style with her baby still strapped on her back,the baby crying,her mother moaning and you grunting in ecstasy,let us leave it for now the ones I can remember is far too graphic to even think about.

hurryup123:
Believe me what was intercepted was only Drones .
But you see that millitary wears na scam.
It was just fixed their to incriminate the owner.

even how they put am is very suspicious

Mynd44:
Rx 350 and CRV.

Na normal

I am not surprised not to see Honda/ Acura on that list,they have perfected to art of physical key programmed with the ECU that if you shut the car and take the key nothing can start or move the car except tow van.even from the baby boy upwards

MadamVanessa:



There was this hansome neat young lecturer back then . Man was so intelligent, and I love him so much, that no man matters again except him and I do all I could to be noticed by him but to no avail, it was really frustrating.

Anytime I want to masturbate, I fantasized about him making love to me, and it was heavenly when I fantasized about him.

My ugly experience was, till I leave school this man never for once say hi to me, nor observed that I was giving him all the green light in the world. Till date, it's very painful that I didn't have a taste of that man's dick.

almost same thing happened to me in school,our assistant HOD who is still a spinster and our crop science lecturer gave me the green light by inviting me into his office for frivilous chats,I took the plunge and ended up having a serious relationship with her, imagine someone that was sent to school ended up fvcking his lecturer,so one day I was invited to the office of our statistics lecturer and this man sadist told me point blank that I will never graduate from the school that he will deal with me seriously,so I am eating the food that is meant for them,I was dumbfounded,I told my sugar baby and she flew into a rage that she will destroy the guy,that he has been disturbing her since,I begged her to thread with caution that when two elephants fight the grass suffers,she later pacified the man by arranging our school librarian for him,the babe did whatever possible for me to marry her,even taking me to prophet and promising to buy any car of my choice,na lie, immediately I collect my certificate the race I collect na Olympic standard

ednut1:
Nigeria can never progress to be honest with all this divisive politics. No be same tribe people dey the state

you are wrong,if you don't rotate the position,one zone can sit on that governorship for 30 yrs which is very very bad,the progress and choppings must rotate.even in presidency it must rotate,do you think without rotation any other tribe can take the presidency from the north?

muykem:
This is not the heartless but legendary stupidity.

this is the type of stupidity that will be common in a generation that is gradually turning away from direct human interaction with feelings and desires,due to a technology to made communication effortless,people are saying and doing really stupid things because of likes and comments,

The calls are coming in from different farmers,if you have pig weaners for sale call me let's deal

Lilsameey:
Tf!
Write a letter like that to a babe today.

she will think you are a mad man

abouzaid:
Baba, you are making me fall more in love with agriculture, keep it up. Be careful around Ikorodu in this era of ritual killers.

no mountain is too high or river too deep to come between a legit hustler and the money,some heads are simply too tough and stubborn for ordinary knife to cut

tensazangetsu20:
As in eh. I was watching a documentary on twitter the other day. One bloody fool that lives at Makoko slum had 3 kids all girls in the name of looking for a male child to inherit his name. What an idiot.

don't blame the poor man,he knows those daughters will leave him and marry someday but a male child will stay in the family till he dies,my fellow in-law has 7 daughters in a row while searching for a male child,he succeeded at the eight try

okoroemeka:
300 pieces of pig weaners needed,we can come to your farm anywhere in Nigeria and see what you have even Cameroon can be considered

we are coming to okearo and ikorodu next week to buy pigs weaners,so if you have weaners around that axis,10,20,30,40 pieces and above pls contact me on the number above for inspection

okoroemeka:
Large quantities of Pig weaners are needed by a new farm,so if you have good healthy animals call or Whatsapp 081+199+420+49,any breed is acceptable except bush pig

300 pieces of pig weaners needed,we can come to your farm anywhere in Nigeria and see what you have even Cameroon can be considered