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Cardealer2021:
Make I give you tip
*iPhone
*Dress classy and neat women get attracted to what they see
* Make your apartment comfortable (i.e 55 inches smart TV play station, Netflix, ac ) no girl go free go back house when she see say you get all these .


Moral of the story!!! Make money

final full stop

Datboredberry:
A great personality is more than enough...

if you have a great personality and standing sweating on the bustop under March sunlight,while another guy with great personality is cruising in a clean Camry or accord with AC dropping water ,guess which one has a higher probability of taking a girl home?a man that has money has confidence and women with their feral instincts can sniff it out.

Senomi:
One week one trouble, all books about willy tagbo
All of eze's books
Diary of a wimpy kid
Jughead double digest (comic)
Archie (comic)
Dizzy angel ( a surprisingly well written nigerian literature)
The secret garden
Journey to the center of the earth
A wrinkle in time
The time machine
Great expectations by charles dickens
Little women, pride and prejudice, lost books of nostradamus

you took me back to the most happiest time in my life,with a novel in my hands and nothing to worry me
Things fall apart
Burning grass
African night entertainment
One thousand Arabian nights
The drummer boy
Chike and the river
Double trouble
The rainmaker
One week one trouble
Juju rock
Tales of NSO
Treasure island
Gulliver's travels
Kidnapped
She who must be obeyed
Great expectations
Ayesha
The adventure of Souza. these are just the ones I can remember now I love reading novels so much that before I took my junior waec to enter senior class I have already finished the complete Hadley chase,Nick Carter,Perry Mason,Ian Fleming,Robert Ludlum and by ss2 I have gone to Wilbur Smith, Frederick Forsyth,John grisham,Ken follet, Jeffery Archer,even now a novel on my phone is best way to fall asleep quickly but it is now ancient historical well researched books for me,it is tough getting such books but authors like Bernard Cornwell,Conn igguluden,Harry sidebottom,Christian jacq,Simon scarrow,Robert Harris,Gary Jennings,Ben kane,etc,I remove my hat.

DECENTBWOY:

JUST PRAY, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE..

very funny,if prayer is the solution to our problems in Nigeria then there will be no problem, considering the number churches and church goers we have here,good planning,hard work and good luck is what the guy needs, especially good luck

Vifx:
All sons and daughters of iniquity will burn in hell

so after living in hell in Nigeria,God will sentence us to suffer in another hell when we die to rest from this wicked country,what a sarcastical comedy,hell and heaven is on this Earth,a person living in Somalia were it has not rained for 3 years and hunger is killing people is living in hell,a person living in Ontario Canada were food is thrown away and dogs has better hospitals than us in Nigeria is in my opinion living in heaven,if God must judge us by our deeds he must first create a level playing field and you see most sins, crimes and negative thinking are caused by poverty.

February30:
cooking Intoxication is higher and more dangerous.


just spliff .... and cloud off

I clearly remember my bachelor years,one day I invited a stubborn girl to my house and cooked indomie with weed and we eat,from 12 pm that Sunday afternoon to 11am the next day Monday morning nobody moved a muscle,we grabbed the bed tightly to prevent our body's from flying away,we can't even answer phone for fear of letting go you will fly away,that day a saw the preview of what it means to be a mad person.

TOPCRUISE:
Songs of Solomon 7:1-3:6-9)
These verses are very deep
How beautiful are your sandaled feet, princess!
The curves of your thighs are like jewelry,
the handiwork of a master.
2 Your navel is a rounded bowl;
it never lacks mixed wine.
Your waist is a mound of wheat
surrounded by lilies.
3 Your breasts are like two fawns,
twins of a gazelle.
6How beautiful you are and how pleasant,
my love, with such delights!
7 Your stature is like a palm tree;
your breasts are clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree
and take hold of its fruit.”
May your breasts be like clusters of grapes,
and the fragrance of your breath like apricots.

that will be my wife that king Solomon is describing,what a man

RoyalBlu:


Laff wan finish me.

What a scenario.

The snake sef go confuse at the brouhaha.


Some people with their wild imaginations tho.

something very similar happened to me and to tell the truth it was not funny,a Catholic priest friend of mine that manages many earthen fish ponds along the omgho river in anambra state called me that a crocodile is trapped in one of the nets in the ponds,that I should mobilize hunters so we can drag it out and butcher,so I did as he said and brought few brave hunters armed with guns and Cutlass,we tied a rope to the net and tied it to a Toyota Tacoma pickup and dragged the reptile out,I have watched countless animal documentries on DStv about crocodiles but I am not prepared for the reality of what happened next,the size of the animal was later measured at 18 ft and the truck dragged out an angry reptile that rushed us,the saving Grace was the entangled net,both priest,me and hunters everybody dropped their guns and ran away,the size of the creature itself is a shock to everybody that we didn't stop running till we are half kilometer away,I now doubt what I see these days on television,that croc was the length of 3 very tall adult human beings lying on a straight line

Itsrm:
The guy said Toks Honda evil spirit don't sell because people don't buy them due to perceived resale value. Whether the resale value part is true or not is irrelevant. The main point he's making is that Toks Honda evil spirit don't sell. Do you have a contrary opinion?

my contrary opinion is that his observation is based on ekiti state alone and you cannot use one test result to conclude an experiment,let him go and sample the market in Lagos, the north, southeast and southsouth and revaluate his theory.

BareFacedLies:
How will someone give her doggy style sef?

na to stand for stool or table will be better for stability.

Itsrm:
The guy is saying tokunbo Honda is hard to sell you are telling us how you bought your DC for 850k. Was that a Tokunbo? Why did you not buy a tokunbo and see how much it will be priced when you want to sell

Must you people argue for the sake of argument?

all cars depreciate even new ones driven out of show rooms cannot be sold same in one month of use,the reason I state the cost of the DC is because Honda's are still very valuable and has good resale value for a 14 yr old car,and price of vehicle depends on the condition of the car not if you use the car to carry plantain and crayfish from oron to ijebuode you will expect it have value,I priced a 06 Honda DC #1m last year due to the clean condition of the car but dealer insisted on #1.3,he later sold it even more than that,for a Nigeria used

ChildOfDoom:
Thanks. Saving? Cost of feeding is high. Maybe when a bigger job comes through. As for visiting a bet shop, I won't lie, I still do. Just that the submission that I can never beat the system, turns me off. (you win today and lose tomorrow). Just phone charging, the drinks session and watching live matches on TV is my focus now. Currently 53 days clean

well done,the house will always win,it is programmed like that,a friend of mine won big and bought a Lexus rx300 with part of the money and he proceeded to gamble away the remaining as expected,after that he also sold the Lexus and gambled the money away,he is now back to square zero begging money,even if you win the money is not yours because it will slowly go back to the betshops.

discovery007:
i will be 37 in the next 2 months. i am a beautiful, working class lady. Growing up as a church girl, i have always wanted to get married as a virgin (wanted my husband to be my first) thought i will get married in my 20's max 27. Now time has gone by and no husband yet. i am thinking of doing the thing before i clock 37.

i have 2 men for this job, the first one is 6 years younger than me and single while the second one is older but married with 2 kids

what do i do?

dreams are simply fog's of ideas and wishes that will be blown away,but reality never disappoint,I really think there is something fatally wrong with a 30 yrs old virgin, something must be wrong in this age of moral decadence,a faulty wiring,bad brain box,dead oil pump or no batteries for a spark,how on Earth can one break a 30yr old virgin,hmmm,It will be quite an adventure and don't forget to update us how the deed was done

Aderewah:
Let’s deport all the Okoro back to their enclaves so we can enjoy our lagos without stress

if wishes are horses then beggars will ride,we must stay there whether you like it or not,it is one Nigeria

DickDastardly:
Hehehehehe!!!
A slap worth celebrating. Closing shame for a useless woman. I hate women who don't know there place.

my attention was drawn to the drunken behavior of woman that is supposed to be a role model receiving hot slaps for her drunken behavior,it is not a surprise because her husband is a legendary alcoholic.

LIVINGICON:
Some secrets are going to die with me. Not even dropping them on a faceless forum is negotiable.

I wanted to type my innermost secret,I have tried several formats but it is always embarrassing and ashaming,I think a secret is meant to be a secret in ones own heart,but the younger and fresher the berry the sweeter the juice.

siofra:
It will end only when men stop trying to have indiscriminate sex with women.

When they learn to control their dícks. You cannot expect to marry a virgin in today's Nigeria when you go about coercing young women to have sex with you.

Thank you

what will end?when we are growing up the naked woman you see is when you peep in bathroom or bedroom but now the Android phone has made every erotic fantasy a reality and majority of people are walking around semi aroused and an increase in masturbation, moreover sex is also called adult entertainment for a reason

Honourable1901:
Can you imagine the rich also fight
One thing I know for certain if two pussy fight there's a dick involved.

and I will bet my pot of fresh okra soup that the governor's dick is somewhere causing trouble in the fracas.

hardcore007:
Stay focus on your assets/business, pls get away from liabilities. That's all I have to say.

but sometimes having a good bout of sex also helps someone to focus,the distraction of konji is a clear and present danger, giving a babe something to do her hair or buy small petty things cannot bankrupt a hustler,just spend what you can afford to lose

ChiefSosa:
Report to the police ASAP, since you have the picture and location.
Seun Egbegbe should get ready for a new cell mate.

report to police as if you don't know Nigeria police,they will demand for movement money, statement money,crime dairy money and finally money to bail your phone

Matrixlord2021:
What can you do to a girl you are talkng to who cannot understand simple English.
You chat but she doesnt understand.
One on one you later speak to her but see no changes.
This girl suddenly put on weight and my guy was afraid thinking she was pregnant.
I myself feared when I saw her pics.
My guy would buy fat burner or green tea for her to reduce her weight an protuding tummy but she won't continue and later she would return back to adding on wieght.
She is not disciplined at all.
The way she is endowed doesnt complement her knowledge or willingness to learn and change.
My guy is trying all best to change her behaviour but she is not responding .
So he has left her.
I understand , it is a common problem.
Most girls who are from village or who look illeterate when they come to the city find it hard to change.
It always seems like the only thing they care about is sex and getting gifts from men.
To read book or attain some forms of literacy is always a problem.
They don't always finish secondary education self.
If they don't get disvirgined shortly after or so its not them.
I know the challenges are part of it.
But when as a guy you are trying all your best to motivate and tell the girl to change not because you are in a relationship with her but because you just want her to change for the best and she doesnt, then what can you do
This girl Is very endowed but local and stupid.
Its so annoying my guy has now left talking her.
All his moves or methods to change her orientation is not working.
He discovered later , she is just copying people and using them to promote herself as if she is good where as she is not good for anything but only in collecting Money.
My guy is disciplined and has never taken advantage of her.
He is afraid because she uses men like thrash.
She has a lot of men friends and calls them as she wants .
He is not intrested in a relationship with her anymore .
He only wants her life to change for the best.
What can he do?
he later discovered that her disobedience was not deliberate but because she hears but does not understand simple English.
He left her because when she was angry with him one day and he visited her in her shop she didnt tell him in time.
She had gone back to collecting things from men all around.
She doesnt care as long as she gets things .whereas my guy vares about her dignity an reputation being at Stake.
After all efforts proved abortive my guy has left her.

is it remotely possible that your guy will do all this things without fvcking that pussy,I wonder?he has to tame that beast first before trying adult education and lectures on ethics without that she cannot concentrate,by the way what does he aim to achieve to domesticate an adult male hippopotamus and use it as a pet?or to train another human being to see the world from his own perspective,I don't care if you speak English or Afrikaans there is only one language that all pvssy understands and I will talk to the pvssy with that language.

Johndagr8t:
I know she won't stop still, I think reporting will b better somehow

sometimes d girl go talk say mak I teach her for my room, if I tell her to stop and come out she go vex

lol

do not report to the mom,it may backfire and you cannot predict what a woman scorned can do,small girl or big girl they have similar emotions,if you cannot dance to her tunes pls kindly resign and quit teaching her to aviod had I known,that girl is under assault by her hormones and believe it or not she will be thinking about you 90% of the time,even your continued teaching is dangerous, futile and a waste of effort because her mind is distracted will be somewhere else,it is good to be a good gentleman to resist such temptation but i know many men will simply fvck the living daylights out of that girl then she can cool off and the tutoring can then begin.

Burruchaga71:
I pity u guys. Leaving Nigeria is the only way honestly

many people cannot leave the country even though they have the money, circumstances can't allow them to leave

planetE:
It is not about the age of the pussy

19 years old pussy don dey cash out in no small way while pussies wey don tey for market still dey hustle day and night just to hammer and hit the jackpot

May favour locate us all.

it is those old pussies will be shouting paedophile and child abuse if you eyes a succlent under 18,imagine 19yrs with house and fine ride,such babe will be fvcking from 14-15yrs to be such an expert,the guy man just bought a house he will be relaxing in far from his nagging wife,money sweet I beg

shilenji:
Soo like
If you have the money why not??

if I have 30 billion naira stolen loot,I will buy such for chiamaka

armyofone:
Nigerians get mind! Living in someone's property for 3years without paying

Surprise! That same guy done get him wifey pregnant and born 2 or 3 children within the last 3years!

Odi egwu!

something similar happened on my street in enugu,the occupants of a three story block of flats decided not to pay their land lord,so they went to court after 3-4 years of court case and the tenants living free of charge,the landlord sold the house to a hard no nonsense buyer,the guy came one night with two bus load of thugs with huge finger sized Indian hemp in their mouth,they will knock at your door and tell you Mr Man we give you one week,if we see you here again you will regret,in 4 days the house was empty.

galadima77:
Thank you. They're not even funny

(1)you cannot use leftover gunpowder to shot down a gorilla.
(2)if a dog is been castrated the owner will hold the head.
(3)a man that bullet struck his father's head will use iron pot as cap.
(4)monkey no fine but the mama like am like that
(5)if you are doing good things for a woman,she will be doing good things for another man she likes
(6)there is a big difference between capital B and cow footprint
(7)bread hard because it never jam coke
(he who goes to sokoto to eat fufu imported it from abroad
(9)birds from different location make noise differently
(10)only a woman knows the true father's of her children

Mokason288:
Under Jonathan regime

Nigeria was number one in whole of Africa

I won’t say more than that

you have said everything,God help us in this country

dollynnn:
Fear women!
Imagine, "he is not my kind"
Some ladies are heartless,wicked,selfish and confused too. They deserve no sympathy not to even talk of being helped.
Your baby daddy is back and you suddenly realized that your present man is not your kind(type). Ha! Heaven is far from some of us.
Meanwhile, the SIMPle man's reward will be great in heaven.

she is not wicked,selfish,confused or heartless this is purely the law of self preservation kicking in,she needs someone to take care of her and God provided the good gentleman that did that,then along the line her true love came back from abroad a wealthy man and promised to take her to abroad,she saw the opportunity to better her life and she is taking it,no sentiments,if the good gentleman was not nacking the pvssy as compensation when he was helping her then obviously his reward is not even in heaven.

Enemyofpeace:
Just because he boughted a second hand manual car for his wife, person no go hear word again. Mtcheeeeeeeeew!

you have said it if it is easy,if I am not mistaken that car will not be less than #2.5 m and you commented if it is a common thing in Nigeria now

SarkinYarki:
Joe Biden is a criminal

you don't understand what it means to be a leader,most decisions are not based on sentiments or emotions but hard fact and reality,that Ukrainian president is to blame for escalating the war,it is very evident that he has not studied the act of war by sun tzu,it is madness to go upon a war that you and your general know is a lost cause but a suicide mission,why giving Russia the opportunity to attack when he knows this statement can stop the invasion 3 weeks ago,how many has to die,how many are displaced and infrastructure destroyed,America said it loud clear and categorically vivd that they will not commit boots on the ground even before the invasion started,is the Ukrainian president depending on emotion and sentimental blackmail to commit America into a war with Russia,for what reason?to satisfy his ego?I don't know why you are calling president Biden a criminal but the leader that avoids war with Russia is the smart leader,very smart president.