Oktane:
My Nissan Pathfinder 2003 model is available for sale.

Location; Ogba/Agege

Find pictures posted below;

Negotiations with the owner directly and payment to the undersigned only after inspection and agreement.

Call or WhatsApp me via

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My Nissan Pathfinder 2003 model is available for sale.

Location; Ogba/Agege

Find pictures posted below;

Negotiations with the owner directly and payment to the undersigned only after inspection and agreement.

Call or WhatsApp me via

08033528888

What's this about please?

careerpluzz:
Honestly, where there is a 'consistent' will, a way will be created through, above, beside or underneath the apparent obstacles.

I think I will have to stop here tonight.

Wishing you a most productive day tomorrow, be it just in your thoughts.

Very interesting write-up OP and other posters. I daresay this is quite instructive but the import and guidance that this education provides will be lost on many Nairalanders who are a direct reflection of our general character; a hurried, half baked, ill prepared youth who have no plans whatsoever and can only drift along as the winds of reality dictates.

A confirmation of the above can be seen in terms of the number of people viewing this thread and the responses you will get herein. Just put a thread for a vacancy now and see the followership it will attract immediately.

YewaLand:
dude like you, can u please do the corrections, let's see, ode

Best response ever. OP ignored him and just when I was thinking of how to respond to this unintelligent distraction you were there to save the day. Thanks Sir.

[quote author=toygod2 post=58127476]
I sense scam, since you can't provide the following information [/quote

I sense an unrivalled attachment to ignorance.

I would have been inclined to providing those details but since you have labelled it scam already, I think you have already established a flawed predicate.

Meanwhile, it may interest your obnoxious majesty to know that among the many and varied vacancy scams in the Jobs section of Nairaland exist true and genuine opportunities sitting pretty.

The onus is now on the serious, intelligent and discerning candidate to seek out what lives and what is dead on arrival.

Good luck Mr. Pessimist.

submission of resumes ongoing.

VACANCIES FOR QUALITY ASSURANCE / RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT EXECUTIVES

Our client has a growing confectionery business located in a village bordering Ogun and Lagos States.

A restructuring predicated by the need to expand exponentially has thrown up vacancies for the following positions;

1. Quality Assurance/Research & Dev. Assistants. A degree in Food Science and Tech, Industrial Microbiology, Industrial chemistry or any related discipline is a prerequisite for consideration. Internship in a similar set-up prior experience in a bakery that does large scale snack production will be an added advantage.

2. Baking Process Assistant. An experienced baker will fit this role. Candidates that have undergone a formal training in baking in a reputable bakery with or without academic qualifications may apply for this role. A demonstrable skill-set in the processing of varied snacks/confectionery and cognate industrial experience in the industry will be considered a plus.

All positions must already be residing in the proximity of the bakery or must be willing to relocate to the proximity of the facility.

Interested and qualified candidates should send their resumes to



The HR Manager,
careerpluzz@gmail.com

gentlechyke:
okay

How to permanently end Biafran agitation

A Yoruba friend asked me: Under what conditions would you support "One Nigeria" and let go of the Biafra agitation and let it die down and finally laid to rest for good?

Here was my response:
1. Close down Lagos ports and open up PH, Calabar, Onitsha and Warri ports.

2. Cancel all direct and major connecting flights to Lagos and Abuja airports only local connecting flights will be allowed. While this is being done, open up Enugu, Calabar, Owerri, Asaba, Uyo and PH to international flights direct and major connecting flights.

3. Ask all international and diplomatic missions to move their embassies and consulates from Lagos, Kano and Abuja to Enugu, PH and Calabar.

4. All federal governments’ agencies in Lagos and Abuja shall be relocated to Enugu, PH and Calabar. CBN, NNPC, e.t.c shall and must relocate to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

5. All multinational companies in Lagos and Abuja, shall and must relocate their offices to PH, Calabar and Enugu.

6.All oil companies must relocate their head offices to PH, as the oil capital of Nigeria.

7. Let the northern children gain admission into federal schools with 300 score points while the South Eastern Children should gain admission with only 20 score points .

8. Let all federal road projects in the North/SW should be handled by one local companies and the one in the SE/SS should be handled by Julius Berger and foreign construction companies.

If these conditions can be fulfilled and implemented for 50years , we can try one Nigeria and let see if you the North and SW will like it for a month. Meaning that Yorubas and Hausas needing to get international visas shall travel to PH, Calabar or Enugu to do that. Same with flying or connecting flights, same with shipping and importing their goods, etc etc.

The Yoruba friend replied: You can’t be serious, this is wickedness and I said... Really? Don’t you think South South and South. Eastern part of Nigeria have been suffering and enduring this very same wickedness for over 50 yrs?

He was quiet for a few seconds and said: Wow, you are right but it never occurred to me.

I said, that’s the problem with One Nigeria, those who are benefiting from it, love it and would love to maintain the status quo. Let each region develop at her own pace, with Airport, Seaports, industries, major projects open to be developed in any part of Nigeria without government interference or strangulation due to tribalism and nepotism!

Let Nigeria be fair to ALL irrespective of tribe, religion, and place of birth. Let there be true federalism and resources control, with the elimination of quota system and federal character in Nigeria. Let's have equal respect for one another irrespective of where the person is coming from in Nigeria. That is what Biafra agitation is all about.

THE SIMPLE TRUTH

Whoever tells you that if Biafra succeed or gain her independence that Igbos leaving in the North or Yoruba land will loose their properties and that things will become worst is an enemy and is among the people that are benefiting from the fraudulent arrangement that exist in Nigeria.

Yugoslavia broke into 6 countries namely: Serbia,Macedonia,Solvenia,Bosia and Hezegovia,Montengro, and croatia and heaven did not fall.They did not leave their Job,leave their formal country before voting to leave....... after voting to leave, all those in the new created countries automatically become foreigners.

Malaysia broke into 2 namely: Malaysia & Singapore and heaven did not fall.

Pakistan broke into 2 namely: Pakistan & Bangladesh and heaven did not fall

United Arab Republic broke into 2 namely: Egypt & Syria and heaven did not fall

If Biafra go, it doesn't mean we can't travel anywhere again provided we have our traveling documents ready.

Why is it that Hausas & Fulanis see Biafra break up as war? Are you not tired of sucking & stealing our oil down to Kaduna reserve, Bornu reserve, and now Liberia reserve?

Allow Biafra to go because Biafrans have suffered a lot of humiliation,intimidation & marginalisation in the hand of this wicked contraption called Nigeria.

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Kudos to your posturing. This is a totally different perspective and quite instructive.

Very objective reasoning.

nuggybabe:
Na chin chin distribution they told me when they called me. Naso I pick race

I called also and was told about snacks and then it narrowed down to chin-chin.

I was aghast but my wife viewed the video and had a different interpretation to it. I am just keeping my fingers crossed.

Resumes still being accepted.

Project Assistant required.

We have been commissioned to turn around the fortunes of an emerging manufacturing company. The Project Manager requires a young intelligent, smart, focused, organised and futuristic Assistant to support him in this effort.

He insists on someone with indescribable bouts of energy, wide scope perspective and who can work long hours without a fuss.

The preferred candidate who must possess these sterling attributes amongst other qualities must be resident in the proximity of Akute and O’Lambe communities. 

Basic computing skills (especially Ms office suite) will be a major advantage.

Qualified and interested candidates should submit their resumes and a cover letter stating amongst other things the major reason he/she should be considered for this position.

Due to the massive reconstruction of the roads leading to the project site, consideration will only be given to candidates residing in that neighbourhood.

Please note that this is a term contract and is subject to renewal/confirmation after six months.

octapluss@gmail.com

I own a Samsung tablet. Recently, it refuses to charge beyond 5-10% even when left on charge for a week. Immediately, I unplug it it shows the Battery low, plug charger icon. What could be wrong?

Allstrasse:
Check your mailbox please. I have sent you a pm. Do revert.

I have seen it and replied accordingly.

Allstrasse:
I have send you a pm. Kindly revert.

Thanks. I have replied.

We are a medium sized business in the outskirts of Lagos.

The business specialises in processing of fast moving products that sell for a recommended retail price 50.00.

It is a significantly recognisable brand in its segment and may be rated among the top five leaders.

We have been in operation for over seven years and have none decided to step up our game.
Our annual turnover for the last three years reflects an average of Two Hundred Million Naira (N200, 000,000.00) per year.

We have recently invested in massive equipment acquisition and are repositioned to increase our market share nationwide.

We seek temporary investment from a Venture Capitalist. We need just one investor who can put down the sum of Ten Million Naira down for a period not exceeding 6 months at the first instance and renewable subsequently in biannual cycles.

This fund is meant only for the provision of some liquidity for our raw materials acquisition and nothing else. This translates to the fact that the money remains intact in either raw material form or finished goods and as such can be withdrawn from the business within 30 days after adequate notice and without any form of hassles.

Furthermore, we are open to an active day to day managerial participation in the business or alternatively we can provide real time access to our bank accounts and books.

The return on investment will not be anything less than 10 per cent per month depending on where our negotiation leads us to.

Security for this investment will be an all asset debenture in favour of the Investor or any other acceptable agreement.

Kindly note that we are open to other short term investment models that is mutually acceptable to both parties.

Only serious minded potential investors should contact me vide infra

growth2014@gmail.com

You may also wish to drop your number here and I will call.

We are a medium sized business in the outskirts of Lagos.

The business specialises in processing of fast moving products that sell for a recommended retail price 50.00.It is a significantly recognisable brand in its segment and may be rated among the top five leaders.

We have been in operation for over seven years and have none decided to step up our game. Our annual turnover for the last three years reflects an average of Two Hundred Million Naira (N200, 000,000.00) per year.

We have recently invested in massive equipment acquisition and are repositioned to increase our market share nationwide.

We seek temporary investment from a Venture Capitalist. We need just one investor who can put down the sum of Ten Million Naira down for a period not exceeding 6 months at the first instance and renewable subsequently in biannual cycles.

Please this fund is meant only for the provision of some liquidity for our raw materials acquisition and nothing else. This translates to the fact that the money remains intact in either raw material form or finished goods and as such can be withdrawn from the business within 30 days after adequate notice and without any form of hassles.

Furthermore, we are open to an active day to day managerial participation in the business or alternatively we can provide real time access to our bank accounts and books.

The return on investment will not be anything less than 10 per cent per month depending on where our negotiation leads us to.

Security for this investment will be an all asset debenture in favour of the Investor or any other acceptable agreement.

Kindly note that we are open to other short term investment models that is mutually acceptable to both parties.

Only serious minded potential investors should contact me vide infra

growth2014@gmail.com

You may also wish to drop your number and I will call you.

electromagnito:
I don't believe anyone can be jinxed not me cause I pray alot and I believe God never let his own down but recently life has been so frustrating for me... MITEC international school called me for an interview, we were two, after the test I perform better, we were told we will meet the principal.... The other guy was told to go first cause he was coming from ibadan, after 20minutes the guy came out angrily, and told me baba Na 50k dey want offer, I can't do it... I was like me I go do I no mind... In my mind; untill the HR came and say the principal can't meet me today again cause she is busy (immediately I felt why me) and i was told they will call me if the principal is free, till now I have not heard from them. Before then I went for WILLCO MANAGEMENT SERVICE interview, after the competence test, we were two again, I met the MD and other top management for interview, and they were impress, till now no response from them... Am already losing hope in everything.... But I know it's the devil testing me.... But i know the better is not far from me....

Honestly, I feel you. But I learnt something when I was job searching myself years ago. If you have something small that you are doing on the side that takes care of your sundry bills you will take rejection on a lighter note. The first guy who rejected 50k may have done so because he has on small thing he does that attracts an equivalent amount for him. Think and pray about my suggestion.

Good luck bro.

Shortlisting of candidates in progress. Kindly send in your resumes as requested.

Do however note that positions are for Lagos residents only.

The second phase will for Port Harcourt and Abuja and Enugu and this will take place in June while Resumption will be for July 3rd, 2017.

womanofsteel:


Please how much is take home pay after confirmation? And how about the name of the company?

I cannot say much about the pay after confirmation. But I do know that for a good sales job in Lagos your fixed salary may not really be competitive but the incentives are usually super.

Commissions on turnover and sometimes periodic bonuses make your take-home really attractive.

Submission of resumes still open.

Interview date will be fixed for next week from what I gather.
Then orientation will take place on Friday 26th May 2017.

Interview date will be fixed for next week from what I gather. Then orientation will take place on Friday 26th May 2017.

Responses are good so far.

The shortlisting has commenced already with some applicants already contacted via phone.

TERRITORIAL TRAINEE RETAIL REPRESENTATIVES

Our client is a major Fast Moving Consumer Goods Company with major interest in the Foods and Snacks sector of the economy. She seeks to engage young, literate and forward looking men and women to develop into Super Sales professionals.

The nature of the job requires that the interested candidates for the first phase must be resident in a high density area within Lagos.

All interested candidates must have a firm knowledge of the geography and buying culture of the chosen area.

This is a field job and reality demands that the candidate must be sometimes walk around the territory when necessary to market the products in the designated neighbourhood.

The candidate must be willing to provide two solid guarantors who must be willing to indemnify the company of any losses attributed to the prospective staff.

Twice a month, a training and evaluation session will be held in the company’s’ premises in Ogun State and all field staff are expected to attend.

The training is supposed to identify smarty and focused candidates who will join the company as Sales Executive after the training period.

Please note that this position is a contract spanning Four (4) months only. 

Successful candidates will be absorbed into the mainstream of the company after four months of intensive training.

Please also note that this is a performance driven job and results are the only indices that count.

For the training span, there will be a fixed monthly allowance, commission on sales and bonuses where obtainable (terms and conditions apply).

The selection process will commence immediately with shortlisted candidates undergoing phone interviews this week.

A face to face interview will be held subsequently, and then resumption for successful candidates will hold on Wednesday 30thMay 2017.

Our client is an equal opportunities employer and will not discriminate on the basis of age, gender, faith or educational grades/qualifications.

Interested candidates interested in building a world class career in direct sales, marketing, customer care and advertising may submit their comprehensive CV to;

The National Sales Manager,  

smartjobs2015@gmail.com